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That evil alchemist Diablo gave some kind of potion to Hulk, and now the big green guy can't tell his friends from his enemies, and he's gone on a rampage.

And when Hulk rampages, watch out. Even I couldn't stop him. And if I couldn't stop him, it goes without saying that Goldilocks couldn't.

Who is this Goldilocks?

Anyway, someone better stop him before he smashes us all to bits.

Luckily, Chris stepped in and did a little smashing of his own. D-smashing.

So let's see if Cap can handle him. Now that I've softened him up at me.

Captain America versus Hulk.

We're live at the scene where the rampaging Hulk now faces the one man who could stop him.

But does even he really stand a chance against the brutal power of the Hulk? We're about to find out.

Captain America.

No way! You're another fake!

Listen to me, Hulk. You're not yourself. I can see it in your eyes.

They have poisoned your mind. Whether by chemicals or hypnosis, I'm not sure.

Whatever the reason, you will not go past me, Hulk.

Just try and stop me!

Just stay calm, Chris.

This shield is made of vibranium iron alloy.

It can stop just about anything.

Oh, great. Now he's really angry.

Okay, Akira. Now's our chance.

Right.

D-secure!

Leave the rest to me.

You sure you can handle him alone?

No, I'm not alone. I have you as a partner, Chris.

Then it's in the bag.

Man, what a drag.

Sorry for the rude accommodations. You'll be more comfortable in here, I think.

Thanks. I'll pass.

This is very bad.

Let's face it, Spidey was our only hope. If they've caught him, we're done for.

It's over, and I never even got the chance to shake Cap's hand or get his autograph or anything.

Oh, hush! Wait, don't!

Let's begin this little experiment, shall we?

What category would you fall into, Spider-Man?

What's your factor?

What's my what now?

I know. Why don't you tell me?

Isn't that what villains do when they think they've won?

Reveal their evil master plan to the helpless hero?

I'm tired of your talking.

Hold it!

Jessica?

And Ed.

Naughty, naughty.

You'd better get back in your cabin.

Unless, of course, you'd prefer I threw the two of you overboard.

No, not especially. I can't swim.

Jessica, maybe we ought to do what he says.

Forget it. Not happening.

Hulk smash, beauty man!

Shield blow!

You think Hulk dumb enough to fall for same attack twice?

Certainly not.

Shield boomerang.

You see, I'm not dumb enough to use the same attack twice.

That was awesome!

The dude can rock it.

Akira, be ready to de-secure Hulk as soon as Captain America neutralizes him.

Thor, have you fully recovered?

Yes. How goes the battle?

You don't have to worry about the Hulk. Captain America's all over it.

I'm not so sure about that.

You made Hulk mad. Big mistake.

Oh, no.

See, the thing is, the angrier Hulk gets, the more powerful he gets.

And since his anger is limitless, well, you get the picture.

Hulk, get out of there!

Hulk smash!

Hulk, get out of there!

Hulk smash!

Just what I've been waiting for.

Where are you hiding?

Right here.

Lesson one, focusing all your energies into an attack means you're neglecting your defenses.

I knew if I waited just long enough, that temper of yours would lead you into committing a grave tactical mistake.

Now the question is, which comes first? Me exceeding my time limit, or are you going to sleep?

You wanna know what comes first?

You scream it for mercy!

I'm impressed by your ingenuity, but seriously, you've gotta get out of here. I mean, like, right now.

Come on, Jessica, let's go, now!

Well, well, aren't you brave? I can see it's going to take more serious methods to convince you.

Huh? How did you get that?

You'll never know. Sorry.

Give me that, you little brat, before I come and take it from you!

Hey, kid, help me out, what? What was that phrase that boy used, you know, to get Iron Man to pop out of that disc?

Uh, the phrase? I think it was G-Smash.

That was it! Here we go.

Accept it. Materialize it. Animal identity.

Watch! G-Smash!

Hmm.

Villains in town, let's take 'em down.

I can spread my wings again!

Thanks a lot, whoever you are.

I'm Jessica Shannon.

They call me?

Yeah, I know. Just like I know you are one of the original founding members of the legendary Avengers.

Oh, you're a fan, huh?

Actually, I told her that.

We've got a problem. Way ahead of you.

Mr. That's got to be the most idiotic mask I've ever seen. You have no fashion sense.

You have no sense at all.

G-Smash!

Take care of her, Modoc.

Now you will feel the destructive power of my ultimate weapon from which there is no escape.

In short, the one and only Modoc laser!

Too long.

Mine's a lot shorter. Lost? Thanks!

You're aiming me to let 'em work!

I missed again! You can't get past my ultimate impenetrable barrier!

In short, the one and only psionic force field!

Now that one's way too long!

The pain! The agony! In short, out!

How did you get loose?

Nice shooting, Wasp. Thanks.

You think you're so clever.

Anytime, Spidey.

What's going on here?

Hi there!

Where'd she come from?

Never mind that now. Just hurry up and de-smash!

Right.

Watch out, we're crowded. Gonna squish her like a buck.

What a relief! Thanks for getting me out of there. Now who do you want me to blow away?

Now that's not so good.

It was never good! Now it's even worse! The heroes are outnumbered two to one!

This looks like fun. Ready?

A word of warning, Waspy?

Yeah?

You've got less than five minutes before you gotta go back in the disc.

Huh? Wait, but why?

It would take me about four and a half minutes to explain it. Just trust me?

Okay, why don't you look after those two and try and round up some reinforcements?

And let you take on these dunes all by yourself? I don't think so.

Take 'em out with pleasure!

Never mind me. Just go!

Okay.

Dad, you're it?

Jessica, you and your little friend need to get out of here. Good idea!

I'm sorry, but no one's going anywhere. That's what you think!

No! The potion is losing its effect on the Hulk!

Good.

Too bad. I need to desecure Hulk.

Desecure him? They might want to hurry before they try and get him?

Oh! Right! Desecure!

This means... it's over?

Pardon me, Senator, but the police called again asking for S.H.I.E.L.D. to be mobilized. This is the third time, sir.

And there's an S.O.S. from a girl named Jessica Shannon, who says she's being held prisoner by the same supervillains who attacked Stark International.

Her location is...

How many times do I have to say it? Tell them all to stand by until further notice.

Once the council passes this resolution, there will be no more place for Tony Stark anywhere in this country.

Okay, where are you?

Little brats can't hide forever.

Who are we kidding? No reinforcements are coming. We're on our own.

You think Spider-Man can really handle all of those guys? He's tougher than he looks.

He's done for!

Don't worry about Spidey. He'll be alright.

I'll never make another blog post.

Would you please just stop?

Is thinking about yourself all you ever do?

Emergency! S.O.S.!

Where is the quit button on this game? I'm hungry and tired.

We've been captured by a bunch of supervillains and we need help!

Oh, I just want to go home and have cookies.

Be quiet!

When did you get so wimpy? What happened to the other Ed, huh?

The gutsy kid who stood up for Hulk?

Hey, you're angry at me now?

We wouldn't even be in this mess if it hadn't been for your brave ass, Jessica.

I said we should stay hidden in the air duct, knuckle jumping out into the open.

Jessica, have enough time gone by that you could de-smash me again?

Not yet. I wish.

What do you think? Do you think I made a mistake to us?

No way. Don't worry, you'll see. It's all gonna work out.

And what better place to hide from those big goons?

They can't even fit in here. After all, being small does have its advantages.

Small is beautiful.

What was that?

Something's coming.

The air base is now a scene of devastation.

And while the battle may be over, the police remain on high alert.

Oh, boy. It's exhausting switching back and forth between Ace Reporter and Masked Villain.

Hurry up and finish it, Cobra.

Roger that, state driver.

Listen, Ed.

Why don't you go on and get out of here?

Mm-hmm. Don't worry. We'll hold them off. Go on.

Those kids can't hide forever.

I... I have to go. It's not like I'd be any use to them anyway.

Yes.

Why so nervous? Who cares if those kids got a distress signal out?

S.H.I.E.L.D.'s not going to respond.

It's not S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm worried about. It's that others might have intercepted the signal.

Others? What others?

Those others.

Leave them to me.

Okay. That ship is definitely the source of the distress call.

Better sit down. It's going to get rough.

Dakota, would you like to fly like this?

It's kind of like driving a motorcycle.

I'm engaging the autopilot.

Let the party begin.

A rescue party, just like old times.

Well, then, lads, are you ready?

Well, my biocode seems to be fully charged. Come on, guys. Let's do this.

I'm ready, I suppose. Totally sleep deprived, but otherwise...

What is that?

Whoa! It's a whirlwind!

Quite a welcome, isn't it?

We can't get close enough.

Ha ha!

Leave this to me. I will get through.

Too risky.

He's right. There's only one person who would be able to force his way through that twister.

And that person would be...

Right. Hulk.

The Hulk, exactly.

He was able to take everything that Thor and Iron Man could throw at him.

If he can withstand that kind of damage, he can handle that twister no problem.

Uh, probably. At least, in theory.

Here goes. Hulk, desus!

Uh, huh? I don't get it. What's wrong?

Error? But why?

We are running out of time here. How many more secrets do Dad's biocodes have?