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Excuse me?

Huh?

I'm looking for directions to Chris Taylor's house.

Do you think you can help me out?

Spider-Man, what do you think?

Hey, Chris.

Rampaging Hulk!

Do you copy?

We're code red!

That's right, the kid's in danger.

We need backup, and we need it right away.

Huh?

Yeah.

I could do this all day.

Yep, nothing better to do.

So?

Yeah.

Why don't you just tell me why you're here?

Ah, right, it's okay.

You see, I have a special delivery.

Ta-da!

Three discs?

I thought those things were scattered around the world.

They were, but, well, long story short,

we're in a war with Loki to get all of them back,

and we'll need your help if we're gonna beat him in these disc wars.

To release the superheroes from the discs,

you need to have a bio-code.

You have the code.

The installer put it in you.

Iron Man was materialized from his disc at the Ragged,

and Thor was materialized in New York.

Akira and Hikaru, they were able to free the heroes

because they also have the bio-code.

Their bravery stopped the villains.

It saved the world.

But we need help from everyone who has the bio-code installed in them.

Forget it.

Forget it, but you--

Sorry, man.

Saving the world?

Not interested.

Why do I gotta fight them for you?

Fight someone else.

There is no one else.

What'd you say?

Huh?

Now that we took this cool selfie,

maybe you can do me a favor.

Uh-uh.

Come on, Ed.

Buddy, hear me out.

You could be a superhero.

No, thanks.

I'm a wimp.

I'm scared of my own shadow.

Absolutely not.

Nuh-uh.

Okay.

Your invitation sounds cool.

I'd like to help.

But my calendar's already packed with totally fun things to do.

There's the red carpet party, the cruise, the fashion show,

skydiving, and the premiere.

I'm sure you know how it is.

I'm real sorry.

See ya and good luck.

So why was your last choice, huh?

No, man, not at all.

It's more like you're the guy who makes a big entrance at the end

and saves the day.

You're the main character.

You rise to the occasion.

You know, you're the hero.

You are one bad actor.

If that's why you came here, the door's over there.

Ah, not gonna change your mind, huh?

And I thought this disc would be perfect for you.

Maybe I was wrong.

I think you have what it takes to be Captain America's partner.

Me?

You gotta be kidding.

No way.

I am the polar opposite of Captain America.

That's not what I think.

You're crazy!

There's this little thing called gravity!

I'll take these.

Oh, there's little Spidey needed that.

I hate to break it to you, Abomination.

But you're gonna have to pay for that car repair out of your allowance.

Quiet!

Spidey's getting squashed.

So your daddy's a big-time lawyer, huh?

Wonder if he's gonna try to sue me for destruction of private property.

Well, it's nothing Loki can't take care of.

Hey, what a great little toy you got.

But wait.

You're gonna need one of these to de-smash.

Hey, you!

Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?

Watch your mouth.

Ed!

The Captain America fan!

What a coincidence!

How are you doing?

Well, how do you think?

Oh, right, sorry.

You two better make some room.

One more will be joining you soon.

You've got a bad feeling.

We haven't heard from that shield agent in quite a while.

Let's move.

Just hurry up and get him.

I know, partner.

Ma'am, I am toast.

You give up now?

Or are you going to fight me and show us how tough you really are?

Let's see here.

I say no to both.

Later.

Stop him!

Not him again!

Sorry, losers.

Catch you on the flip side.

This is Stark Express.

Our package is secure.

Out.

All right, awesome!

I mean, Roger that.

Over.

What's your ETA for the rendezvous spot?

Hard to say.

We're stuck in rush hour traffic.

This is not good.

Tim and his gang will take off and we won't be able to track them.

Well, why can't you just fly after them?

I'm afraid it's not that simple, kid.

What do you mean?

This.

Put it on.

I don't want to.

Hey, I just saved your life.

You can hold that over me.

Okay, heads up.

Our situation is grave.

Not only have Jessica and Ed disappeared, but Spider-Man 2.

If we don't move quickly, we're going to lose this fight.

But you are wrong, Captain.

With you on our side, our victory is assured.

Now we must make haste to the enemy's lair and liberate the children from their prison.

Find them?

Where is the lair?

That is not my job.

Oh, so I guess it's mine?

Yes.

Surely you can find them.

He's right.

You gotta find them.

Okay, okay, okay.

Pepper, what's the latest?

Do we have any leads?

Because of right now, we've got nothing.

Aw, man.

You're getting a little cranky, kid.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

How could I sleep at a time like this?

Akira, part of a soldier's duty is keeping his body in tip-top shape.

You mustn't neglect to get the proper rest and nutrition.

What a joke.

What gives?

You don't need me for this.

You can do the rest on your own.

Wait, you're gonna walk out on us just like that?

Chris, what do you want to do with your life?

I know I don't want to be a lawyer like you, dad.

So what then?

What are you going to do with your life?

Are you going to stay out on the streets getting into fights and causing trouble?

Just tell me, what do you want to do?

How should I know?

Just leave me alone.

It is a gut-wrenching scene here.

The tranquil town that was home to the airbase is completely engulfed in flames.

Residents have evacuated to a shopping mall on the outskirts of town,

where the police and military are providing security.

Look at that.

First the green beast attacked the airbase.

Now it's laid waste to the town.

There can be no doubt.

This monster is the Hulk.

But why would Hulk do that?

It looks like he's spotted our helicopter.

He's lifting up a vehicle.

He's completely out of control.

He can't even distinguish friends from foe anymore.

You fool. You're supposed to be on my side.

Wow, that's some award-winning footage right there.

Thanks for the update, Rosetta Riley.

Did you successfully recover the Hulk's bio-disc?

Yep, it's all ours.

Then get over there and de-secure the beast.

Our assignment was to orchestrate the destruction and work in secret.

That's what he says.

Hold on.

I don't get to see something that's entertaining very often.

Let me enjoy it for a little while.

Exactly how long can we control him with that mystic spell you cast upon him?

Forever.

Well, at least until my man Diablo releases him from his magic.

It's alchemy, not magic.

I merely summon a science known to the ancients.

The beast is held captive by the laws of nature and my will.

Why don't we just get S.H.I.E.L.D. to take all of us to the Hulk?

It's more complicated than that. We can't go to S.H.I.E.L.D.

But it's gonna take like forever if we have to drive the whole way.

What else can we do, Miss Pepper?

You know what? I might have an idea.

Whoa!

Pretty cool, huh?

Yeah, but does it work?

Of course. I designed it.

Really? That's awesome. Maybe I was wrong. I'm starting to think you're kind of cool after all.

Pepper, lead the way.

Top end. I can fly us there.

Wait. I think someone wants to join us.

You changed your mind! This is great!

Don't get too excited, ma'am. I think those creepy guys may come back and try to find me.

So I'm coming with you, but don't expect me to fight.

Ha! So what happened to Mr. Tough Guy, huh?

Akira, knock it off. We don't have time for any of that stuff. Now let's go.

Whatever.

Ugh, that Hulk!

I always suspected something wasn't right about him.

And ever since he got trapped inside that bio-disc, he's shown everyone what a monster he actually is.

No, you're wrong.

What?

I said you're wrong! Hulk isn't a monster at all.

Every day he has to overcome his weaknesses and fight his own rage.

Hulk is a hero, alright?

Huh?

There's gotta be a reason he's doing all of this.

Okay.

So stop talking bad about him!

Ugh.

Sorry.

You know what? You've got more guts than I thought, kid.

Huh?

Come on, I can't do it alone, but together we can pull this off.

Uh, well, what off?

A jailbreak, of course!

Well, what? That's impossible! I mean, how is throwing a chair going to get us out of here?

Lucky us! Good job!

We're gonna need a step stool.

Hulk smash everything!

You must destroy evil world!

I think we found the Hulk.

We'll stop him here. You ready?

Yeah.

Accepted. Materializing. Energy. Identity.

Mighty Thor! Deep Mask!

Oof.

For the glory of Asgard!

Accepted. Materializing.

Tech. Identity.

Iron Man! Deep Mash!

Suit up. It's on.

Calm your rage. Look around you. Are you blind to the destruction you've caused here?

Hulk will smash these new enemies!

Yep, he's gone, Koku. Thoughts?

I intend to resolve this the Asgardian way.

Can't wait.

To free him from this evil spell, I summon the power of

Now, Hulk, will you listen to reason?

You mean Hulk angry?

What? How could that have failed?

You won't like me when I'm angry!

Okay, that's about enough, big guy.

Hulk will teach you respect!

This is getting us nowhere.

Samurai boy, it's time for the secret code.

Hulk not done with shiny man! Shiny man will pay!

Time for Hulk to smash!

The matter Hulk gets the stronger he gets.

I don't think I can watch anymore.

Guys, we gotta do something!

Do you think we can desecure both of them?

Wait, you should desmash Captain America! He can save them!

I can't, I just desmashed Thor. My bio code hasn't recharged.

Aw, man! Mine hasn't either!

Wait! Chris!

You're our only hope! Desmash Cap for us! We can't charge up in time!

Come on! If we don't do something, then...

You're gonna fight now, aren't you? I mean, be honest, that's why you came along, isn't it?

You know I'm right, Chris.

Yeah, okay.

Whatever, just give me the disc and the bracelet.

Way to go, man! You see? You can be a hero whenever you want to be!

I totally knew he'd help us!

It's up to you. Thanks, Chris.

Nice!

Well then, guess it all comes down to this.

I'm not a punk, but I'm not a boy scout. I don't fit either label.

I don't know what it means to be a hero.

Just react to the moment and deal with the consequences.

What are you going to do with your life?!

What should I do? What do I want to become?

Tough questions.

What do you want to become? I'll help you find out.

You don't need to decide now. The answer will come.

I'll stick with you on your journey.

But what if I don't figure it out?

Let's see... I guess... laugh it off and try again.

Is that supposed to be some sort of joke?

I know that's not my usual style, but I got you smiling. That's a start.

We're not done yet.

Come back here! I'm just getting started! Do you hear me?

Who are you? Tell me.

I'm still trying to figure that out myself, but I have a feeling you already know this guy!

Accept it. Materialize it. Fight identity.

Captain America, de-smash!

Courage, honor, freedom, and hope!

I'm still trying to figure that out myself, but I have a feeling you already know this guy.

I'm still trying to figure it out myself, but I have a feeling you already know this guy.

I'm still trying to figure it out myself, but I have a feeling you already know this guy.

I'm still trying to figure it out myself, but I have a feeling you already know this guy.

I'm still trying to figure it out myself, but I have a feeling you already know this guy.

I'm still trying to figure it out myself, but I have a feeling you already know this guy.