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I never thought the launch party for Tony Stark's new disc technology would include a battle with supervillains,

or that I'd see Iron Man and the other heroes dematerialize and be imprisoned in the discs.

And then, there was that installer device that malfunctioned and zapped us all with a mysterious energy.

How did I get into this? All I wanted was to meet Pat in America, maybe get an autograph, and write about it on my blog.

Now Hulk, be smart!

How did I get into this? All I wanted was to meet Pat in America, maybe get an autograph,

or that I'd see Iron Man and the other heroes dematerialize and be imprisoned in the discs.

How did I get into this? All I wanted was to meet Pat in America, maybe get an autograph,

or that I'd see Iron Man and the other heroes dematerialize and be hanged.

How did I get into this? All I wanted was to meet Pat in America, maybe get an autograph,

or that I'd see Iron Man and the other heroes dematerialize and be imprisoned in the discs.

I wanted to meet Iron Man and the other heroes dematerialize and be hanged.

How did I get into this? All I wanted was to meet Iron Man, maybe get an autograph, or that I'd see Iron Man, maybe get an autograph, or that I'd see Iron Man, maybe get an autograph, or that I'd see Iron Man.

Hot guy to the rescue!

Sorry, kids. I wish I had better news.

Fury and his agents go over the whole facility. There was no sign of your father.

Which means Loki probably has him. But hey, the good news is, at least he wasn't buried in the wreckage.

Don't worry, little man. I'll get him back.

Find Loki, we find your dad. Piece of cake.

Hey, just because I'm a pint-sized hologram at the moment, don't underestimate me.

Actually, I think I like you better this way.

You designed this holographic projection system so you could communicate with the supervillains you imprisoned in the discs?

Exactly. I just never thought I'd wind up on this side. Ah, the irony.

Come on, laugh, it's irony. I'm Iron Man, get it?

What's it like?

Inside? Well, you don't get tired or hungry, and thanks to its healing properties, I'm completely recovered.

On the other hand, there's no closet space and the view is lousy.

I've got to find a way to get out of here and stop Loki and his minions from using the discs for their own evil ends.

We'll do it. Don't worry.

We?

Yeah, I can help you.

You, uh, you will, huh? Oh, well, that's a relief.

Didn't even know you were a superhero. What are you called? Samurai boy? Backwards cap kid?

Akira. Akira is what I'm called, because that's my name.

Yeah, needs work.

Your attitude needs work.

I know. How about Akira the Hutt?

Hey, what about those three other kids?

That's right. What happened to them? I don't even know their names.

I didn't even get to say goodbye. I wonder if I'll ever see them again.

So, now what?

What do we do with these? Collect them and trade them with our friends?

Just as we suspected, the installer implanted bio codes in both of them.

Some people have all the luck. I wish I had a bio code in me.

Why, Pep?

I could shut you off whenever I want.

Oh.

All right, listen up, everyone.

It seems there's an anomaly in the bio codes implanted in you two boys.

What do you mean?

Well, the bio code installer was badly damaged in the pipe.

Presumably, that's what caused it to happen.

Anyway, there was a malfunction of some kind during the installation process.

A surge in the energy flux or something.

The deal is, the bio codes that were implanted in you are limited.

Huh? Limited? What do you mean? What a ripoff?

What he's saying is, normally a bio code would give you unlimited control over how long the occupant of a disc can remain outside of it.

But you saw what happened, the way I got sucked back into the disc.

With your limited bio code, I can only stay free a limited amount of time.

Did anyone happen to time it?

333 seconds.

So we're talking five and a half minutes.

Next time it could be 10 minutes.

The time after that 10 seconds, we have no way of knowing.

Not to mention your second attempt to de-smash failed.

No surprise. Dr. Akatsuki and I always assumed the discs would need time to recharge.

Exactly how much time we were never able to determine.

Mmm, I'd say just about six hours.

Huh? How do you know that?

I don't know. It's just like, my body's telling me.

I'm pretty sure that it'll work now. Want to try it?

Why not? I got nothing else going on.

Fasten your seat belts. Iron Man, D's?

Wait.

What are you talking about? Wait for what?

You can't just play around with that as if it were a toy.

You're under shield supervision now, Akira.

Forget it, Fury. These kids don't need your supervision.

And I can babysit 'em fine without your help.

Who said I need a babysitter?

And what about the other three kids on that rooftop?

It's more than likely that they were implanted with bio codes as well.

You gonna guarantee their protection too?

When you guys at shield say "protection," you really mean control, right?

Don't play word games with me, Stark.

Save it. I'm a little busy right now.

What's going on, Maria?

Greetings, Director Fury. I hope you'll forgive the interruption.

Depends on who's interrupting.

This is Senator Robert Winters.

I'm a member of the Global Security Council,

which I hope entitles me to a little courtesy and perhaps even a cup of coffee?

Hmm.

What's the senator doing here?

How am I supposed to know?

So what's the Global Security Council?

Don't know. Never heard of it.

In brief, my job is to oversee SHIELD and its operations,

to make sure they're not misusing their funding or engaging in any inappropriate activities.

Basically, to see that they're doing what they're told.

Tim Gilliam. Recognize him?

He was around when we were developing the disc technology.

A spy working for Loki.

And before that, a scientist working for SHIELD.

Isn't that right, Director Fury?

Hmm.

We're launching a thorough investigation into how it is you allowed your organization to be so compromised.

And in the meantime, you are hereby relieved of your duties as Director of SHIELD.

This is ridiculous. It's a setup and you know it.

In addition, all of SHIELD's operations are suspended until further notice.

As of this moment, SHIELD is under the direct control of the Global Security Council.

Agent Hill.

Sir.

Congratulations. You're now acting director.

Perhaps you can direct your agents to sweep the floors or something.

They're making a big mistake if they think Fury could have anything to do with this.

A minute ago, you couldn't stand the guy.

Typical flip-flopping.

Hey. All I'm saying is that the man's very good at his job.

If he's right and he's been set up, who would benefit from it?

That's where we should look first.

Yeah, you're right.

Huh?

What else could go wrong today?

I'm gonna find out.

Akira, wait!

Emergency lockdown protocol is now in effect.

Ugh, I kid.

All three of you stand by until further notice.

I've got a lock on the lizard. One of the escaped supervillains. Moving us into position.

It looks like the police have it well in hand.

Sir, the police are not equipped to handle-

You're not mobilizing SHIELD under any circumstances.

Do you really have any idea what you're doing?

Of course I do. Stop treating me like a kid.

It's too dangerous.

Maybe, but that's never stopped you from fighting the bad guys before, has it?

Yeah, 'cause that's what I do.

Besides, I've got cool weapons and gadgets and stuff.

Like this?

Huh?

Just follow my orders, got it?

This is gonna be so cool.

Okay, ready?

Okay.

Accept it. Materializing.

Okay. Identity.

Iron Man, G-Smash! Lock down!

Shoot up! It's on.

Whoa!

Hang on tight, Samurai boy!

Damn!

This is so cool!

Don't look at me, I didn't clear it.

Sometimes I hate this gig.

I have you down for some serious R&R this afternoon.

But the Big Apple's my turf.

If I don't save it, who will?

Spider-Man!

Uh, hi there!

Hey, didn't I see you at Twin Stark's Launchport?

Goodness, you remember me.

I must say that's very flattering.

Sorry. No time for an interview.

Maybe later.

But wait!

You're just what I need to add some zinc to my footage.

Okay, guys. Stand by to roll camera.

Yo, little blip!

Stay out of this, web-crawler!

Once I finish this job, I'll be free from the disc forever.

Say what?

That dimensional rift scattered the discs all over the world.

The deepest depths of the ocean.

The middle of the desert.

Everywhere.

And one of them happened to end up right there.

Locked inside a vault in that bank.

How does a guy like you know all that?

You read it in your horoscope.

Did it tell you when your skin's finally gonna clear up?

That's enough, Spider-Man!

Was he always that fast?

Okay, watch, but until you get your own modular armor, steer clear of the fighting.

Gotcha!

Jarvis, keep an eye on how much time I've got.

Understood, sir. The lizard is coming within range now.

Roger that. Let's do this!

Whoa, boy!

I know. You were only pretending to lose so that my entrance would be more dramatic, right?

Right. So if you're here, where's Akira?

Samurai boy is safe inside.

I'm not through with you!

My lizard's a little rusty, but I think he's ready for another round.

Out of way! Go, Iron Man, go!

Unbelievable. You can't even control the kid.

Your operation is in even worse shape than I thought.

Use your repulsors!

We'll never get used to taking orders from a kid.

Sorry, sir. It won't happen again.

Such language!

That shouldn't, Spidey. Hold him like that.

Okay, Samurai boy.

Time to input the disk's secret command.

Huh?

It's like a secret code. I'll give it to you and you punch it into your wristband. Ready?

Oh, uh...

X, W, 101, Alpha, 7.

Wait, wait. Not so fast. What was it again?

Uh, 101!

Hello, kid. Sometimes the sentry would be nice.

Wait, I think I got it.

Accept. Please confirm code input.

Go on. Confirm. Confirm!

Confirm code!

Ultimate... Unibee!

I didn't see that coming!

Okay, kid. Get down there and desecure him.

Incredible!

Actually, I prefer invincible.

This is me we're talking about, remember?

Cool. We got it all.

That's what you think.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

Desecure!

Desecure complete. Another one for the good guys.

Nice work.

Hey, now. Let's not get carried away.

Hey! I did my share.

Jarvis, how long have I been out?

333 seconds. Given your estimated activity limit, you now have two seconds.

One. - Ciao.

Goodbye, sir.

So, I guess 333 seconds is the magic number after all.

Not, uh, interrupt or anything.

But right now, we should deal with that disc in the bank vault.

My spider sense. Something's coming this way, and it is not good.

You gotta get you out of here.

Too late for that.

Let me guess. Another escaped super villain?

Bingo. You look cute like that, Iron Man.

You'd fit right in my handbag.

Go on, make jokes about my size. I can take it.

Man, I had no idea villains could be so insensitive.

Are you getting all of this?

Iron Man can't get out of his disc.

Something must have happened when that damaged installer implanted the bio-code.

Whatever it was, I'm not gonna look like gift-hors in the mouth.

It's a lucky break for us.

All right, I'm gonna leave you to deal with them while I go into the bank vault and find that disc.

Think you can handle it, Diamondback?

No problem.

Now let's begin with you handing over those discs you've got, Iron Man's and Lizards.

That'll be the day.

I can see I'm going to have to stick you in a disc of your own.

So long, Spidey.

Uh, who are you?

Sorry for barging in on you like this.

I'm an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. My name's Clint Barton.

What do you want?

Listen carefully. We don't have much time.

There's a gang of supervillains down there, going after a disc in the bank vault.

What?

If we move fast, we can help your brother and Iron Man stop them.

We can hack the bank security from this end.

But if that disc contains a hero, we may need you to de-smash it.

Me?

No way I'm letting another one of these kids put themselves in danger.

It's your choice, of course. But if you don't go...

If I don't go...

Akira might.

Hikaru?

I have to go.

For Akira.

Take this! Watch out!

Sir!

As I'm sure you've heard, all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s operations have been suspended.

So you know what that means.

We're off the books.

I'm moving forward with this mission on my own.

I've received no authorization.

So if it goes south, no one's coming to our rescue.

And if you can live with that...

I could use your help.