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Here they come again.

Stand your ground, don't give way!

I'm going to get them done.

Iron Man, D-Smash!

It's on!

Iron Man, D-Smash!

It's on!

Now, I know you can't wait to start your break, but I want you all to remember that when that bell rings, it doesn't mean you stop using your brains.

I expect you to use this break to review what we studied a little bit every day, so we don't have to go over it again, alright?

Yes!

Hold on, Akira. Did you hear a word I said?

Yes, sir. You said we can't wait to start our break.

Mightiest heroes!

I can't believe it's been two years since you've seen Dad.

It's all settled. Your aunts agreed to look after you. So you boys behave yourselves, okay?

Two years he's been gone. He's missed my birthday, the anniversary of Mom's passing.

Two years of eating our aunts' cooking. But that's all over now.

My project's finished, so get packed. You boys are coming to America for the launch party.

He didn't even ask about my grades. Oh well, who cares? We get to go to America!

Mommy! Mommy!

Mommy!

Oh, I don't have time for this. Come on, Akira. You're cutting it close.

Mommy!

I really don't have time for this. We'll barely make the flight as it is. He'll be okay.

Mommy!

Ah, who am I kidding?

What do you say to the nice boy?

Thank you, nice boy!

Yeah, well I know what it's like. Anyway, I'll never make it in time.

What's up, Akira? Why are you still hanging around? I thought you were in a big hurry.

You mind if I borrow those?

I'm sure he'll be here any minute.

I'm coming, Hikaru!

Sorry I'm late. Couldn't help it.

Yeah!

At least he missed the cab.

I'm sorry, but you're too late. That flight's already boarded.

Well, when's the next flight? Can you get us on that one?

No, I'm showing the next flight completely booked. Sorry. I can put you on standby if you want.

Okay, yeah. Go ahead and put us on standby.

Let me guess. Akira Akatsuki?

Huh?

Yeah?

Whoa! Cool! Good thing we were late, huh?

So, Miss Potts?

Please don't call me that. Makes me sound like a school teacher.

Uh, alright then. Miss Pepper.

Just Pepper.

Oh, right. But does Stark International send a private jet for all its employees, kids?

Your father's a very special employee who's been working on a very special project.

What kind of project, if you don't mind my asking? Or is it a secret?

Discology.

Discology?

We'll explain later. Anyway, your father was the point man on the development team.

So, when our CEO heard you kids were going to fly coach, he called me up and said, "Pepper, what are you trying to do? Embarrass me? Get to the airport! Fronto!"

Take my private jet.

I like him already.

Know when I got that call? Four in the morning.

Well, he is one of the busiest men in the world, I guess.

And a pain in the you-know-what.

I don't, actually. What am I a pain in?

Hmm. That's right. Today's inflight movie is, well, me. Welcome to the friendly skies of Stark Airlines.

Will you introduce us, Pepper? I mean, Miss Potts.

Allow me to present Tony Stark, owner and CEO of Stark International.

And, and?

Multi-billionaire entrepreneur, scientific genius, philanthropist, and pre-narcissist who spends more time trimming his beard than most people do earning a living.

Look who's talking.

I am, for a change.

Takes her a week to choose what shoes to wear.

So anyway, you guys having a good time so far? Has she shown you where the candy and mindless video games are?

Careful.

Okay, fine. Yeah, she's right. You kids would probably prefer crossword puzzles and a glass of milk, right?

Then Pepper can lead us all in a sing-along.

There. That's better.

Is that, is that who I think it is?

Okay, who wants to see a loop-de-loop?

Pardon me, sir, but you really shouldn't be wasting time here. May I remind you, you have a board meeting in seven minutes.

Board meeting? A waste of time. This, Jarvis. This is what life's all about.

He's Iron Man!

I hope this peak behind the mask isn't too disillusioning.

So our dad's been working on this disc project with a superhero? What sort of project is it?

Not for me to say, but all will be revealed soon enough.

I'm listening.

Only a handful of people know that these discs even exist.

And you're in on the secret, are you?

I know a lot of secrets, like how to override the surveillance system.

So long as these discs help me bust out of the cell, that's all I care about.

Let's find out. But if it works, you serve me. Understood?

I figured as much.

Good. Now just hold still.

I'm such a genius. In fact, if I weren't me, I'd scare myself.

Hello, everyone, and thanks for joining us.

This evening, we're coming to you live from just outside a maximum-security prison,

where Tony Stark will soon be unveiling his latest breakthrough.

The guests include Nobel Prize winners, world leaders, celebrities, VIPs from the tech sector,

even the odd superhero. And I do mean odd.

Paul, you sure you're getting enough there, or should I grab you a waiter to eat?

Hmmm...

It's just a joke, big guy.

Now, this is a part of the tour that the general public rarely gets to see.

Our maximum-security containment facility.

Locked up within these walls are the worst of the worst,

the most violent and dangerous of the world's supervillains.

Green Goblin, Abomination, Modoc, Whiplash, Tiger Shark, King Cobra, Baron Zemo.

Pretty cool, huh? Just one of the fringe benefits you get for being lucky enough to score a ticket to this little event of Mr. Starks?

Uh, e-excuse me?

Yes.

Will Iron Man be there when this new tech is finally unveiled?

You'll have to wait and see, young man.

The rumor online is that Tony Stark's going to unveil a new Iron Man armor.

A total revamp from the ground up with superior speed and stealth technology,

and the next generation of heavy-laser weaponry. A completely new concept.

What's your name?

Muh... uh... um...

My name's Edward. It's, uh, Edward Grant.

I have a website and write a blog about superheroes. See?

And you're a big fan of Iron Man, huh?

Me? No! I'm Captain America all the way! Totally!

I'm his biggest fan in the world. I bleed red, white, and blue.

He must read my blog, don't you think? How else could I have ever scored a ticket?

Do you think Captain America reads my blog?

Oh, you never know.

So, I take it you're not a geeky superhero fanboy?

Huh?

Hi, my name's Jessica.

Hello?

Okay, okay. My name's Chris. Now we're even.

So why don't we just skip the group hug and you can leave me alone.

I'm gonna have to put my headphones back on.

Hey, those are Stark's sound techs, aren't they?

Guess we know how you got your ticket.

Back off, will ya?

It's not fair.

I bet you scored that ticket with the first set you bought. I knew it.

Me? I had to buy 250 pairs of headphones before I finally found mine.

Blew an entire week's allowance. Can you believe it?

I don't even want to do the math.

Alright, moving on to the main event.

We've reserved a special viewing area for you lucky ticket holders to watch the unveiling.

This is so cool.

So where is he? This is ridiculous.

Calm down, Akira. You ever know Dad to be on time for anything?

I've had it with him.

Come on, I know you love him.

That's what makes it so hard.

You got that alright, Peter?

Yes, sir.

Boys, give me just a second. I'll be right down.

Great to see you too, Dad.

So this is one of the famous discs.

Mm-hmm. Examine it closely, Hikaru.

Huh?

What do you think it does?

No idea. But if you worked on it, I bet it's something amazing.

Earth Base to Spider Monkey One, we are under attack. Do you copy? Hello?

Akira, what are you doing?

Put that down, please. It's not a toy.

I was just looking.

I would have thought you'd learn by now that science isn't playtime.

It's something that must be respected and taken seriously.

Ah, there you are.

Did I hear someone say playtime?

Tony Stark?

So tell me, did Pepper's mood ever improve, or was she a grumpy face the whole flight?

So I gather you've already met my two boys.

He flew halfway around the world with us, Dad.

Yeah, good times, good times.

Well, Doctor, you absolutely sure we're good to go?

I'm sure.

Sorry to hear that.

You know, it's kind of a blow to my self-confidence.

See, I thought I was the world's most brilliant scientist.

Now it turns out there's at least one other guy who's just as good.

Modesty from Tony Stark. That's a switch.

Been an honor working with you, Doctor.

Likewise, an honor, and occasionally a pleasure.

Alright, but just like we discussed, I'll take all the credit.

What sort of special viewing area is this?

How am I going to get a good shot?

You need a telescope to see anything from up here.

I wonder if there's a way to get down there with that audience.

Why be merely an observer of history when you can be a part of it?

Do you know who said that, kid? Uh, Socrates?

Whoever that is, I said it.

Oh, okay. Oh, hello, Chris.

Shh, I'm trying to ignore you.

We're going to sneak down closer. Want to come?

That's the first thing you've said that made any sense all day.

Time to begin operation, Gatecrasher.

All operatives to your positions.

These fools have come to see a show.

Let's give them one.

Oh, shit!

Come on, you!

It's party time.

Listen to that.

Nothing a crowd loves more than a snappy entrance line.

You know what? You and I should come up with one of those.

Mm, face-smashing time.

Uh, I'm not going to argue with the Hulk.

'Cause it's good.

Allow me to present an invention that will change law enforcement forever.

A digital identity securement kit.

But to save time, I just call it the disc.

What a joke.

You do the work and he takes all the credit.

I don't expect you to understand.

Huh?

It's not about credit.

It's about creating something that advances scientific knowledge

and improves the human condition.

Whose name on it is not important.

Yeah, but...

Your brother knows what I mean, don't you, Hikaru?

Hey, come on. I'm not a little kid.

Oh, you're not, eh?

What happened to your knee?

Huh?

You've been skating.

After I told you it was dangerous and I didn't want you doing it.

What's that got to do with anything anyway?

You ignored my advice and did whatever you wanted.

I'd say that's pretty kid-like behavior.

Yeah, well then, what does that make you?

Whoa, Akira.

Talk about doing whatever you want.

For two years you left us.

Without a word. Just disappeared.

You really think that's what I wanted, Dad?

Sorry I'm late.

Who wants coffee?

Or tea, maybe?

Wait, what happened? Did I miss something?

Hmm.

Of course, it's none of my business.

But if you guys really want to know,

it's for your sake that your father's not taking credit for his invention.

You're right. It is none of your business.

I...

You see, these discs are going to be used to capture supervillains.

If your dad was publicly associated with them,

you two might become a target for the bad guys.

And that wouldn't be good for anyone, now would it?

Doctor?

Don't you think this might be a good time to, uh...

I guess you're really set on giving away all my secrets, aren't you?

Seems to me I may have forgotten someone's birthday.

Consider it my gift to law-abiding citizens everywhere.

A new and powerful weapon in the battle against crime.

And now, to help me unveil it,

let me introduce some of those heroes who fought on the front lines of that battle.

Beginning with a man who needs no introduction.

Though he could use some fashion tips.

The Walking Star Spangled Banner.

Captain America.

Well, just look who's here.

War Machine.

Doctor Strange.

And there's Iron Fist.

And Cyclops and Beasts from the X-Men.

What a line-up.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, man, it's started.

But don't worry, we've only missed, like, 10 minutes of it.

Only! All I wanted was to get close, not to get lost.

Yup, you should've listened to my instincts.

Captain America! Captain America!

Just for the record, the latest poll show,

I'm the most popular superhero among young people.

Young as in babies who like bright, shiny things?

Just make your speech.

Thanks, I will.

Huh?

What's going on?

What's that?

I don't know.

It's Thor.

Don't be mad.

I tried sending you an email.

You guys are kind of off the grid up there in Asgard.

I come with a warning.

The world is about to be set upon by a great scourge.

I'm sorry, what?

How rude, Thor.

Calling your own brother, the Scourge.

And you're supposed to be the nice one.

What's he doing here?

I'd like to introduce myself, if you don't mind.

Hear me, mortals.

I am Loki, rightful king of Asgard,

and soon to be master of your wretched world.

You're wrong. They will never be your slaves.

Why don't we ask them, brother?

Which will it be, mortals?

Will you serve me, or be turned to dust where you stand?

First, I gotta know, is that a helmet or a coat rack?

Boy, did you crash the wrong party.

You've got half the Avengers here.

That's right. You're outnumbered and outmuscled.

Uh, we'll see about that.

The discs.

D-smack!

How did this happen?

How could they have gotten ahold of them?

Those discs are mine!

Okay, Tony, I take it this isn't part of the presentation.

Maybe you should tell us just what these discs are,

so we know what we're up against.

What on earth's going on?

I don't know.

But everybody stay here, and I'll go down and check it out.

Yes, this is goodbye, Peter Parker.

And hello, Spider-Man.

Where are the installers?

Leave my dad alone!

The Crimson Dynamo.

Am I late?

I just can't say no to a party.

Even the ones I'm not invited to.

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