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Utah area that you guys know for the past couple weeks. It's kind of been

weird. Carson hasn't been here, we've been traveling, not able to make it to some

things, so kind of back and I'm very excited for this video specifically. From

the past three videos, you know, first of all, let me, I just want to appreciate you

guys. I don't want to say thank you, it's for all the hate comments and all the hate. I really, I

really like it, I really appreciate it. It really boosts morale. Yeah, because according to you

guys, Carson hates me, I hate him, we all hate each other, Carson's leaving, he's

going back home. I don't know where you guys got any of that. I can kind of see

why, but you guys just don't understand, like, people are busy, people travel, people,

you know, I don't know what to tell you guys. But, um, you know, keep making things up.

It's kind of, it's actually entertaining, so keep making things up, honestly. What do you mean? I'm not going with you guys.

He's going back home. Yeah, this is my pack to leave. So no, Carson's not leaving, we don't hate each other,

nobody's switching up. That's all you guys, literally all you guys. You guys are weird. It might be bothering us a little bit.

Give us something to talk about, to rant about. Ruined a good trip with that comment. Yeah, it was a great trip.

Yeah, the normal trio's back, and we're back in red. Yeah, so, that out of the way. I'm very excited for today's

video. A couple days ago, Matt called us, and he was like, hey, do you guys want to go, it's called caveman

camping this weekend, and essentially, you go camping with only a couple items, like a sleeping bag, a tarp,

fishing pole, something like that. I got my pole ready. And I fish with it too. And after all that, you only, you know,

it's fun to eat while you're camping, but tonight, we only eat if, when we catch fish. That's right. Not if we catch a fish,

when we catch a fish. Right. So we only eat what we catch, which I think is fun. If not, I would have been hungry.

I've never done anything like it. It should be fun. Let me show you my necessities that I'm bringing. So he gave us a list.

Sleeping bag, a bottle of water, fishing pole and fishing license. Matt has fishing poles, and before we go, we're going to

go get our fishing license at Walmart, because you can get them for like three days or something. Headlamps, and then

also, that should do it. Right. I don't even know if I'm allowed to bring extra clothes. I'm bringing a hoodie and pants,

just because my sleeping bag is $20 from Walmart. So I don't know if I'll be warm. That's kind of the extra thing I'm bringing.

I feel like that's fine. I feel like a hoodie is fine. But other than that, that's it. I might like this more, because this is all you need,

you know? When we go to Montana, I mean, that entire bag of truck is full. You should give that Home Depot gift card to Matt,

because he's like doing a man cave in his garage right now. I'll do it. This was from fan mail, but I'll give it to Matt.

You don't think Matt will mind if I put a bag of skin in his swimming suit. That's my bad idea. That's cheating.

Might have to sneak it. Might have to sneak it in our hut tonight. Dude, I wonder if we could use that as like fish bait.

Yeah, with your Barbie pole? Maybe. That'd be the best bait to use. You already got a swimmer on there. That's right.

By the way, guys, I forgot to mention it, but this Tacoma on the Montana trip did 1,800 miles there and back.

When we got back, it was 1,800, almost on the dot. That is absolutely insane. I didn't realize it's a state and a half away.

I could have literally driven back to Ohio for 1,800 miles. How is that even possible? I don't know.

So I thought that was crazy. I thought I'd tell you guys. I mean, good thing it's raining.

So right before our camping trip with no tent, it's starting to rain.

All right, listen, I forgot my ID and I'm breaking the law. And if the game warden shows up, he takes my pink pony pole.

I'm not even gonna be mad. Like, all right, take it, bro.

I didn't think about that. Why would there be a game warden all up in the mountains where we're going, you know?

It's the most isolated, at least I think it's isolated. I don't know where we're going.

You say that, we're going to get stopped by two. Yeah, seriously.

I don't know if I'm considered a resident. You have a Utah ID, right? Yeah, you're a resident.

It's a Utah license. You're a resident of Utah to have a license here, right?

Does it have your address here? Dude, somebody stole these.

It's probably Sub when he went fishing. Probably.

You know, I used to think when I was younger and I'd go fishing with my dad, like picking out lures.

I was one of the biggest ones. I'm like, oh, I'm going to catch the biggest fish with the biggest lure.

I never caught anything with that big lure. So really, the smaller is the way to go.

Put a lure in like this big, you're just in a pond.

Trying to catch an ogre with a lure in a pond. I mean, I had some big ones.

I'm like, oh, I'm going to reel in something really big.

Fishing license, three day.

All right, we got the fishing license and a couple other things that Matt needed.

And as I'm checking out, you know what Sub slams down in front of my face?

Garlic scented night crawlers. I can smell it from here.

Smells like Sub straight from us.

No, don't even say it.

So much. It's raunchy. Carson's from under cheese.

We got a quadruple wrap this bag.

It's like, you know how candles smell like some things.

Well, this just smells like Sub.

And then also, we're driving the Jeep. We're picking up Matt and Landon, right?

Matt and Landon, they're coming tonight.

And the good old Jeep, finally getting some use out of it.

It's going to be fun.

They're damp.

Oh, super damp.

That's great.

I thought we heard it raining when we were inside and all the windows were open.

Oh well.

You allergic to fish?

Allergic to tuna.

So you're starving tonight no matter what?

I don't know.

Well, like last time I was here, what did we have, like crab?

It was imitation crab.

I guess they still use like the shell of the crab though.

Anyway, I'm fine.

I've only had an allergic reaction to tuna.

So, but I've had other fish before, like I've had cob before and I was fine.

So maybe it's just a tuna thing.

Well, we're going to be in the middle of the mountains with no service, so.

But like, it's not a bad reaction, like my eye would like swell up or something.

So, I'll play it by ear.

Might need to bring you some chicken tender and fries for the mountain.

Should've bought them Scandinavian swimmers.

Should've, we could live on those.

Except sneaking in Snickers and Reese's and all the candy bars.

What's up?

Super Mario.

What's up?

Matthew.

Bro, this is weird.

Because I'm so used to seeing you on TikTok, like your fan page.

And now I'm seeing you in real life.

See, I'm a fan, but don't bring that up, please.

That's horrible.

That's authority.

Set it off on the counter.

Yeah.

Like, we'll spin it in a circle.

Dude, my freaking toe hurts so bad.

I don't know if you heard, but I got a...

What's it called?

Ingrown toenail removed.

Last week, like a week ago today.

And it hurts so bad.

You got it removed?

Yeah, like he cut half of my toenail off.

And so my socks are sticking to my toe.

Maybe too gross to put in, I don't know.

But when I pull my sock off after work, there's all the sock fuzz stuck in my toe, like in the cut.

It's horrible.

When we scaled the side of that mountain, I did it with an ingrown toenail.

Did you?

It wasn't like super bad, but it was there.

Did you get it removed yet or no?

No.

I have it to a point where they're long enough.

And as long as I don't cut it past a certain point, they're fine.

I went six years with it on both toes.

But you're exactly right.

If you cut it right and square, then you don't have to worry about it.

Yeah, it's like flat across.

Yeah.

It's such a weird feeling.

It looks kind of gross a little bit sometimes, like when I would cut it like that, but it's...

What's up, man? What's up, dude?

What are you guys doing?

What's up, man?

Good to see you.

Good to see you too, man.

What up, man?

Did you guys see the rain coming?

Oh, yeah.

This is going to be really fun.

This is going to be a fun night.

Is it supposed to rain where we're going?

I think so, yeah.

No, it wasn't going to.

It was supposed to rain on Saturday.

It highly wouldn't have been supposed to rain this weekend, but it's not supposed to be...

Yeah.

It should be interesting.

If we have to use a tarp, we'll use it.

So it'll be good.

All right.

We're going full outdoor boys tonight.

Full outdoor boys.

And we can't bring any food either.

So if we don't catch fish, then we're just starving.

So that's the motivation to catch fish.

It's going to activate the primal urges in us.

Catch this food.

Are you guys good fishermen?

We can fish.

I can sit there and wait for a fish to grab, you know?

I'm not very good either.

I'm pretty much screwed, I think.

I've done it here, man.

How hard is it?

If it comes to it, we've got a gun.

We'll just shoot it.

Just shoot up the fish?

It'll work perfect.

Shoot up old school fish.

Check this out, Lil.

Look at this video.

This is what you have to look forward to, Noah.

Here it is.

So I had it done at Everett's house.

So the doctor, it's his doctor friend, came and did it for me.

And it didn't get numbed enough the first time.

That drives me crazy.

That drives me up a wall.

Wow, that was nasty.

One time was enough for me.

I can't watch that more than once.

You can't watch it more than once?

That is so gross.

Yeah, I'm never cutting my toenail again.

I'm just going to let it grow forever.

Yeah, I lasted six years of the ingrown toenail.

I'd rather not get it fixed again.

Because it still hurts.

Isn't it just going to grow back normally?

Back into the skin how it usually does?

I hope not.

That would really suck.

I feel like that's the natural way that it's growing, you know?

They say like one out of five, it doesn't work.

So hopefully I'm not one out of those five.

But after having that happen, even with some numbing,

in the movies when they do the torture and pull people's nails off,

that, dude, that just opened up a whole other can of worms.

Like that, I can't even imagine that.

I'd snitch on anybody.

Don't pull my toenails out.

You did it, you did it.

What's with the shovel?

You going to bury us up there or what?

No, I'm going to flatten the ground.

All right, all right.

I was like, I'm not sleeping on the dirt and have it be on you.

But what do you got, bro?

You just gave me cookies and cream milk.

It's the best milk.

You guys got to try it.

It's so freaking good.

Is that that BYU milk from yesterday?

Is this the BYU cream milk?

Yeah, it is.

I drank mine right when I got home last night.

Dude, that lemonade was so good.

And it was cold.

I'm going back for some more.

I was going up in the Jeep.

That's greatness.

I mean, holy crap.

This is some dangerous stuff.

It's like chocolate milk on steroids.

They say cream is a protein.

It's healthy.

Seb, you want to try it?

I'll shit myself.

Seb, are you not fishing?

Huh?

Are you not fishing?

Well, I got to film you guys fish, so.

I'm hoping you guys catch enough that I can eat.

If not, I had two Uncrustables.

We'll just catch one small fish and we all have to share the tiniest fish.

Seb, what are you going to do when it comes to sleeping?

I thought you don't sleep by other guys.

It's not that I don't sleep by other guys.

I'm going to sleep with you guys.

Tonight.

He's going to enjoy every second of it.

I brought the stuff to sleep on top of you, basically.

Okay, on top of us?

This is like straight, just melted ice cream.

Yeah, literally.

That's exactly what it tastes like.

Flat white, and then you can hike from there.

It's like 22 miles up to Silver Creek.

You guys like the Jeep?

Oh, I didn't even look at it.

Is it higher than last time?

Nope.

Actually, I don't know if I've ever seen it.

I think I've only seen the videos.

Yeah, I mean, we just got to lift the tires on.

That looks so sick.

That's nice.

Sick, right?

That's so much nicer.

I mean, it looked cool last time, but this looks so much better.

Those are freaking naughty tires, man.

Is that from you rubbing already?

Yeah.

We haven't trimmed it, and it still rubs like crazy.

That's actually my hack job.

Oh, that's you cutting it?

Yeah.

I didn't cut enough, though.

It's trying to start it.

Sorry.

Try it.

There's Dez.

Dez Dornette.

Well, there's this thing with the Jeep where you kind of have to jump it every single time.

Oh, nice.

Luckily, Fanmail sent us a portable jump pack, so bear with us.

I think we should just push this down the sail when you drop the clutch.

Oh, yeah.

We can just push it from behind.

Does it just need a new battery?

I think it's an ignition problem, because if you leave it forward long enough, it'll just randomly start.

What?

Yeah.

That's very odd.

But, like, this gives it, like, a little...

Nothing like five dudes and some pink fuzzy ties.

The pink ties.

And Lamar.

I think this is nice, watching him do all the work.

Yeah, this is great.

Four dudes sweating this hot Jeep.

Yeah, buddy.

If the windows were up, it'd be foggy.

I'm glad I don't have shorts on, so my legs wouldn't be sticking to your legs.

Yeah, yeah.

Because they definitely would right now.

I hate that feeling.

I can't even do that with my wife.

What, her hairy legs on your hairy legs?

Just kidding. Sorry, Aspen.

That hood is so hot, like, burnt my hand holding it open.

You're doing a great job.

Yeah.

This is, um...

This is the first time we've kind of taken this Jeep anywhere but the pavement.

Because as of right now, because of these, she's a pavement princess.

But, uh...

This is a bumpy road.

Wish I was on that dirt bike.

My pant poops are tickling.

I need a friggin' sports bra or something.

Probably.

Why are you laughing?

You're a little suspicious.

What?

You walk away and...

You're the one that just went to the bathroom.

I didn't see it there before I left.

Yeah, you did. We all saw it.

He jiggled his shorts like this and that came out, I swear.

You'll catch something on that.

Oh, I'm catching something on that.

And especially if you use the little yellow fish.

There's not even a hook on it, though.

You just have to hope the fish deep-throat it.

Or swallow it, I mean.

Probably ain't no service up here, is there?

No, but...

I've just used it for the first time.

It has like a satellite thing.

And you point it at a satellite.

It tells you where to point your phone.

And I was able to send messages.

What?

I've never seen that before.

Pretty slick.

That's pretty cool.

That's how I found out Charlie Kirk got shot.

What?

Because we were working up in the mountains and my co-worker's wife sent him a satellite message.

Really?

Yeah, because we didn't have service.

And Len just got shot.

I feel like the whole turning your phone to find the satellite's gotta be a scam.

I think the creator just put it in for fun.

It does work, though.

But I feel like it would work without us turning to find it.

I thought it would be a joke for people to always be turning their phone to find it.

I mean, it probably does something.

Or it's like they'll raise it two feet in the air.

Like, hope that this helps.

Seb, you need to get the same shoes.

Look at that.

You're wrong.

I need new laces.

So, Seb picked out garlic-scented night crawlers.

And it reeks.

It's some strong stuff.

It smells so bad.

Seb, will you eat one?

Carson, you're just mustying it up.

The new boots, too.

I'm bringing them in, man.

We're actually going to hike 10 miles now.

We'll see you as soon as the 10 miles is over.

It went from 100 degrees to probably 75 degrees.

This feels so good.

That was awesome.

I'm so glad it cooled down.

Alright, do you boys want to chance it and not pay the parking fee of $10?

Or pay it?

What will happen if you don't?

How high is our risk here?

I really don't know.

Are we going to tow the vehicle out of here?

Going down that road would be crazy.

You know, I'm anti-freaking-these-fees.

This is a state park.

We should all be.

We pay taxes already.

It's crazy.

I don't even have service to pay it anyway.

That's their fault.

They don't accept Apple Pay.

Put it in the cell tower, right here.

I swear, every Aspen in the world has stuff on it.

Even if you look all the way deep into there, there's stuff riding on them.

Yeah, well, not really.

Oh, veering off the path here.

How did you guys even find this?

The lane was matted down a little bit.

It looks like people have been there before.

So that giant poop that was at our campsite in Montana, is that actually bear poop?

Yeah, 100%.

That's what Cameron said.

I believe that.

I mean, it was so big, but I was just in denial, I guess.

There we go.

Pre-made.

We found it.

Last night.

This is sick.

Alright.

So our idea is that we think we take some of this down and set it against a tree this way,

and we can sleep around the tree.

We're thinking like two tripods over here, kind of build it across, and kind of come

in right here, and then maybe one, two, one, two, and then Seb right here.

This is my sleeping guy.

You can sleep by the fire.

I'm going to roll down the hill just so I can cuddle with Seb.

This is cool.

I'm more excited for this than normal camping.

It should be fun.

Obviously nothing crawls in our ears when we're sleeping in the dirt.

A bug just flew in my ear.

Alright, well, let's start building so we can go catch some fish so we can actually have

dinner tonight.

I do have this, though.

Atwood rope.

Gotta have Atwood rope.

I brought paracords.

We don't have to cut in three minutes.

No, we can cut the Atwood rope.

It's fine.

It's made in America.

You want to live in a Chinese shelter or an American shelter?

Alright, this is the saw we have.

Alright.

It's actually really sharp.

Works good.

We should take this down.

It looks like there's some paracord up there.

We can dig out the dirt and make this flatter.

We can make a flat spot, take the dirt from up here, move it down.

Shout out to whoever made this for us.

I feel like this is luxury.

I was expecting nothing, and now we have this.

This is luxurious.

Like a head start.

Does that look big enough for two people?

Yeah.

In between here?

Then we'll have to take some shrubbery like they did there and put it against this.

Now you're doing it like that?

I figured, right?

How are we going to put two people right there?

Well, two, two, and then maybe one right here or something.

Two right here?

Yeah.

How about a rope?

Look at that thing.

Well, what was your idea for not doing it this way?

I'm going to put a tripod here and here, and then have it start back from here,

so then we can build out this way.

We can't just totally rely on the other dude's shelter.

We've got to do something.

Come on, bro.

That's some firewood.

You said what?

I said, well, I'm just saying this plan.

I don't either, so I'm not sure what to do.

He's got a dog on there somewhere.

Bunch of state workers here.

It's a union job.

Well, I don't really understand Landon's plan.

It's what this is right here.

Dude, that's what I tried to do.

Then you yelled at me.

Oh, I see now.

I see what the tripod you're talking about opens it.

Okay, that makes a ton more sense.

So if we do that there, there, it opens that area.

Well, we're going to try not to use the tarp.

The tarp is for if it gets too rainy and we don't end up soaking ourselves.

Okay, gotcha.

The tarp would be cheating, unless it rains.

Yes, unless it rains, then we can cheat.

I like it.

Perfect.

Thanks.

What's really funny is all this is really dry.

So like a little spark comes with it.

And there goes our little shelter we just built.

With us in it.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah, this is the driest stuff ever.

Yeah.

Just snaps.

Tar's hanging over here.

I thought it would for sure break.

Did it hit you?

It stabbed me a little bit.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Then I think once we get this base of this stuff,

then we can put more of the green foliage stuff against it.

Yeah.

This will be like a, like OSB on our roof almost.

If I can get this, this is the mother load right here.

Heck yeah.

Look at that.

So that's going over you.

Noah's carrying a lot.

What?

Yeah, I'm grabbing more so I don't look like I'm slicing your hair.

Probably.

That's a sap.

No.

It doesn't come out good.

This is like a dry chunk.

It wasn't that.

There is a bunch of stuff like, yeah, right in there.

It does look good.

Oh, there's a bunch in there.

The stickiest stuff in my hair.

Nice.

That will pull your hair out.

Have you tried this out yet?

No, I haven't.

It's pretty solid.

I like how small it is.

I got half of it.

There it is.

Oh yeah.

Big one.

See, I didn't play Minecraft all those years for nothing.

This thing's awesome.

Fits in your pocket.

You can take this anywhere you want.

I don't know why you would want to do that.

I would have imagined that this stays sharp for that long though.

It's not like you can really sharpen that.

It's a lifesaver though.

Makes it so easy.

I'm thinking of putting another little two-stand right here.

Put the stick across.

Wait, we don't need another one.

We just do a whole stick across that way.

All the way to that one?

Yeah.

We have long ones.

Look, right there.

It might be a little more stable because it doesn't take very long to throw in right here.

Because of that angledness.

Because then it's going to be lifted up and then we have this whole inside area.

So I'll just do one more closer.

Well, it goes into sleeping space then.

So we just give you the back.

We need a longer stick.

Why don't we do another little two-piece right here?

Whatever those are called.

Not a tripod.

Bipod.

On this one.

Transpod?

Bi-tri?

Noah's about to show you guys his new 125-pound grip strength.

He just got tested on the other day tonight.

What?

What?

We're about to show him your 125-pound grip strength tonight.

133.

133?

Not that that holds my case here.

A real hard, rough rub and tug.

Rip it right off, dude.

What did you guys have?

I don't remember.

Was it more or less?

It was kind of concerning.

My left hand was really concerning compared to my right hand.

I remember that, but I don't remember the exact numbers.

It was like 50 pounds off from each other.

Holy crap.

It was actually really concerning.

Yeah, my left hand was super off too.

And then it would be more steady to come across.

20 or 30 pounds.

Really?

Yeah.

Because you said that tested your cognitive health, right?

Yeah, I was like, as long as those numbers never decline,

you're like, it's some kind of health thing.

Imagine your dominant hand, you'd be better, right?

Yeah, for sure.

Which, it's probably for everybody.

Everybody's dominant hand is more strong.

This is an adult treehouse.

This is kind of sick.

This is cool.

What do you want from us?

You want more sticks like this?

So once these are up, we're going to put one across.

So kind of like how that one is, how they all lean.

We're just going to want a bunch that lean up,

and then we can feather with this stuff.

All right.

So just kind of smaller ones?

Like these types.

Yeah, some smaller, longer ones that we can.

Small and long, I know we'll go for that.

Oh.

I heard something walking behind me.

I'm scared.

All right, it's about to go down.

You want to do the honors?

Cut it.

You can finish it off.

Going for you, sub.

Just like Minecraft.

You've seen those videos where they use the stick to get down from high spots?

Or kind of like use it to...

You should do that.

Yeah, I was going to say like eliminating your fall damage.

I'd say that worked, actually.

A little awkward, but...

This thing is so light.

I don't understand why it's so light.

See how light this one is, too.

It's been dead for so long.

It looks like it'd be so much heavier.

Yeah.

That's the problem with Atwood rope right there.

That's true.

That's the problem with any rope, though.

Well, that's not Atwood.

That's Chinese.

This is Amazon overnight rope.

You ordered that one last night?

Yeah.

America.

You even brought a flame to burn the end of it.

Yeah, I'm not trying to have it fray on me.

Okay, so we need another one to go from here to there.

You want me to shorten this really big one?

Yeah, if we could cut it in half.

Do you think we'd get threes out of it?

No, probably half.

Oh.

It'll be good to have a lean against.

I'd say a little bit.

Maybe a little further.

Yeah, about right there.

Grab your handles.

Just leave Carson tied into it?

Just have him sleep like that?

You'd be a nice addition to the fort for forever.

People could come up and feed you.

It's just my skeleton holding it up at that point.

It'll keep you fed.

Noah, have you tied a knot on this yet?

Uh-uh.

Let's put it up to you, too.

Just know if it falls on us at night, it's your fault.

Are you going to tell me how, or are you just going to let me up?

I'm just going to let you do it.

I honestly don't.

I just did a bunch of wraps around on that one.

Like a bunch of different ways.

Yeah.

And then finish it with how you tie your shoe or something.

There actually is a method to untying stuff like this.

You've got to look for loops.

I'll try to find an example.

It's like this.

How it comes out is a loop.

You've just got to push it back through as a pair.

Then it turns into another loop, but it doesn't go anywhere.

You've just got to keep finding them.

Too short again.