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The Handyman Who Got a New Life in Another World

Can you really open it, Saitou?

Yes. Probably.

What are those?

Tools that open locks.

Will this really be all right?

If he fails and activates a trap...

Well, let's just try trusting him.

You said you wanted a skilled thief as an ally, didn't you?

I did, but...

It's open.

Saitou, you're amazing!

You're pretty good!

It was much easier than opening a cylinder lock.

Another one?

That room's really, really secure.

Huh? That's weird.

A magical seal has been cast on it, as well.

Saitou, open it after a, "Ready, and..."

All right.

Ready, and...

open!

Oh! There's a treasure inside!

That worked well!

Saitou! Open the treasure chest!

Yes, of course!

Saitou feels fulfilled

It's open.

My, that was fast!

I was in such a bind because I'd lost my key!

Combined, the travel and work fees come to 7,000 yen.

What?

When it didn't even take a minute?

Are you overcharging me?

No, that's the normal rate.

It's written in the ads, too.

Give me a discount.

Charging so much for only thirty seconds of work...

Don't you think that's a terrible thing to do?

There! It's open!

Saitou feels fulfilled

More than in his previous world

It's a mimic?!

Are you all right, Saitou?

Thank you, Raelza.

Armored Warrior Raelza

Armored Warrior Raelza

Raelza, your helmet is a little loose.

What?

We should fix it.

It would be dangerous if it slipped while you were fighting.

Must I take it off?

Oh. Yes, you do.

Please make it quick.

It will only take a moment.

You really can do anything.

Well, I am a handyman.

A handyman? Not a locksmith?

That's right. I don't just open locks...

I fix bags, collect trash, look for lost dogs...

Dogs?

Do you like dogs, too?

Well, yes, there's that,

but it's because my client was at a loss.

Shibamaru had disappeared.

Shibamaru? What a strange name.

But you really are amazing.

Travel Companion: The Senile Wizard

Wizard Morlock

Wizard Morlock

Is Morlock-san supposed to be a really great wizard?

Well, he is over level 80.

There's a huge difference in levels in our party.

I see.

The old geezer retired once already.

His level is high, but he's extremely forgetful,

so he often can't remember his incantations.

There was one time when he even forgot where we were supposed to regroup.

That was truly horrible.

We kept waiting and waiting, but he didn't show up,

so we went into the dungeon ahead of him.

Apparently, the geezer used teleportation magic to catch up to us later, but...

What?

Did I make some blunder when calculating my coordinates?

He happened to fuse with a golem.

How did he manage to return to normal?

He came to us as he was.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

You're very late!

I see.

That other time was awful, too, wasn't it?

You know, that floor with all those undead.

Yes.

I was wondering where he'd gone, and then...

Let's see.

Oh!

I forget my incantations a lot, so I've been kicked out of my party.

Can I join yours?

Did he forget about us, too?

Whatever.

Let's just pretend he never existed.

Occasionally forgets which party he's with right now

So, do you mind, or...

This is bad!

Undead?

We'll retreat for now.

What good-natured fellows.

You belong over here, you old geezer.

Begone, undead!

Occasionally forgets that he's still alive

Take care of yourselves!

But he has his good points, too!

You know, like with Raelza's...

Yes.

Did something happen?

A long time ago, our whole party was wiped out, leaving just the geezer.

I died, too.

The geezer's magic power had run out,

but he dragged all of our bodies behind him and escaped to the surface.

To bring us all back to life,

he sold all of our equipment and went to the church for us.

Hey!

Why was my bikini armor the only thing you didn't sell?

I forget.

That seems like something he'd remember, though.

Travel Companion: The Miserly? Fairy

Divine Magician The Fairy Lafanpan

M-My back!

Pain relief and improved blood circulation!

Thank you.

When injured while adventuring, they rely on her

But she expects to get paid

But she expects to get paid

There! All done. That's one gold coin!

You're so greedy, even though we're allies.

Thanks, as always!

Smooch.

Hup!

Shall I carry that for you?

It's still heavy even if you use your magic to make it float, right?

You can't! They're gold coins.

Then I'll make a bag for them.

You can do that?

Locksmiths and your types into shoe and bag repair

pretty much come as a set in home improvement centers.

Home improvement centers?

If I made it like I would for a human, then there'd be no space for her wings, so...

Like this!

Okay. Try it on!

It's pretty good!

How much?

Oh, there's no need for that.

No, you have to make sure to be compensated for your labor.

Then...

Morlock-san is always helping me with his magic,

so please make his back better!

What? Are you sure?

I really don't like that sort of thing.

If you would.

Pain relief and improved blood circulation!

It's working even better than usual!

Since that day, she's spent more time caring for his back.

The Origins of Units in Another World

Let's see. It's fifteen centimeters long...

and five millimeters wide, so...

Centimeters? Millimeters?

They're units of length in my world.

What do you use over here again?

Maderaka.

Lafanpan is about one maderaka in length.

About thirty centimeters, then.

I wonder what it was based on.

I shall answer that!

Morlock-san?

Long, long ago, and even longer ago than that...

Maderaka I, founder of this kingdom, was indeed...

a king with a very long weenie!

He made full use of that weenie and had three hundred children!

The scholars of the time used the great king's weenie as the basis,

and established the unit of one maderaka based on its length!

Awful, right?

That's long.

Please don't look at me that way.

The Dwarf Magician

The Dwarf Magician

I am a dwarf magician.

Though it's unusual in my family,

my magical aptitude is high, so I became a magician.

Scorching heat... gather now.

My magic is simple.

The vessel for the heart of an explosion stands here.

Alone, I endure the enemy's attacks...

O great flame serpents, gather here and dance!

I endure, and as I endure, I focus...

and then!

A blanket attack with the spellcaster at the center.

I care for no one, and no one cares for me.

Proud is the solitary path of the heavy magic tank!

The Way of the Heavy Magic Tank

The Way of the Heavy Magic Tank

But, you know...

Being alone...

Sometimes the nights get a little lonely.

A Matched Pair

A Divided Pair

We've come a long way down.

This is already the 13th Floor.

It's pretty much the demon realm.

From here on, attack magic won't be as effective.

We'll cast strengthening magic on our weapons and end up brawling.

I know.

Well, shall we go?

Stand back. It's dangerous.

Maybe we should head back after all.

No. We're going.

Hanging Out at an Item Shop

Hanging Out at an Item Shop

What's this?

Mister Saitou, you can use an abacus, too?

Item Shop Girl Maevena

Yes. I learned how when I was a child.

And this world uses a base-ten system, too, so...

That's because humans have ten fingers.

Oh. Welcome!

Are you looking for anything in particular?

Medicinal herbs.

Please have a look.

I didn't know you had armor like that, Raelza.

You're mistaking me for someone else, Mister Saitou.

You just called me Saitou, didn't you?

E-Excuse me!

Honestly...

If you were curious, you should've just gone with him.

Saitou could tell who was inside that armor...

He's pretty good.

A Few Days Later

Amazing! That was an iron sword!

This magic sword...

How much will you give me for it?

Fifteen gold coins!

Twenty coins.

E-Eighteen coins, then!

All right! Sold!

Thank you!

What a pushover!

Thanks to her, I've made a huge profit!

It's just a dull blade I found in the dungeon that I cast attack increase magic on!

By now, it's probably gone back to normal.

That item shop girl must be a complete amateur!

A perfect sitting duck!

The sword blade comes off, right?

I'd expect no less of you.

At first glance, it looks like a dull blade,

but the truth is that the sword blade is a dummy.

Mithril silver?

Even at a low estimate, it's worth 300 gold coins!

What a good purchase!

I Hate Being a Burden

Hate

Saitou! Stay behind me!

Morlock-san!

What magics I possess, become a wall of enduring strength...

Become a wall...

Wait, was it a wall?

You forgot your incantation again?!

A fence? A stone wall?

A cornerstone...

No, it wasn't a cornerstone.

Um...

Are you all right, Saitou?

Ooh, she's worried about Saitou!

Sorry.

Hey, geezer...

Lately you've been particularly bad about forgetting things.

Maybe you should retire.

Without me, you'd have a rough time, wouldn't you?

After all, Lafa can only use defense magic.

How rude! That's not all I can do!

Lafa, you have the very important role of healing my back.

I'm just a burden to them.

What?! I don't do that for free, you know?

I know that.

I may have come from a world with a more advanced civilization,

You need to try harder!

but opening locks and making repairs is just about all I can do.

I do try, but...

Am I valuable enough to ask everyone to protect me?

Well, it doesn't show! Are you really trying?

I've told you... Wait, what was it again?

Morlock-san!

Please teach me magic!

There's no end to them.

They go all the way back.

Could we have taken the wrong path?

Raelza, stand back!

I'll scythe them down with flames.

A Fiery Heat Blast!

Scorching heat...

gather now!

Cage ablaze, fill now with spirit and will!

Um...

What was it again?

After "fill now with spirit and will" is...

I knew it would turn out this way.

Morlock-san!

It's "prisoner of flames, I release your binding chains"!

Oh, that's right!

Prisoner of flames!

I release your binding chains!

Nice work, Saitou!

My back!

Right! That'll be one gold coin!

Put it on my tab.

Again?!

Well, I guess I have no choice.

The geezer's incantations...

You memorized them all?

Yes. Well, not all of them.

I don't have any magic power, so I can't do magic.

I thought that if I could at least memorize the incantations...

And it helps out the old geezer, too.

I'm good at memorization.

It's because I did it back at the center.

The center?

Oh, that's really working!

That's the spot!

Current Level: 10 Saitou

Job: Handyman Magician's Assistant?

Saitou Makes a Misstep

Misstep

I can't move.

My leg... It's broken.

If not for the water, I'd be dead.

It'd be better to give up on it, wouldn't it?

This is an area where we can't use magic.

If something bad happened, what would we do?

There's a chance that it's another mimic.

But, I mean, since we've made it all the way here...

If it's a mimic, leave it to me.

Thank you, Raelza.

What?

Saitou!

That blood...

A long time has passed.

No one can use magic in this area.

Morlock-san's incantations won't work,

and since Lafa uses magic to fly, she won't be able to reach me.

We don't have a rope long enough to reach me either.

All I am is a hired hand whose lock-picking skills they valued.

In the end, this world's just like my old one.

Limited Company

Gori Gori Construction

If you don't like it, then quit!

There are plenty of people to take your place.

Oh, hello! Thank you for your business!

Is it really, though?

No!

I...

He's here!

Saitou!

Everyone...

We followed the waterway.

Since we can't use magic,

both the old geezer and Lafanpan only slowed me down!

That's mean!

This shining tube that Saitou gave me was very useful.

Are you all right, Saitou?

Yeah. Other than the broken bits.

If I'm honest, I didn't think you'd come.

You moron.

You know we'd never abandon you, right?

After all, no one could ever take your place, Saitou.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Grandpa, she said we're heading back.

Oh. Yes, yes.

That world I had always envisioned {Egaiteita sono sekai ni}

Saitou feels fulfilled

Could I have found it? {Boku wa deaeta no ka na}

I lived my days at someone else's convenience {Dareka no tsugou de ikiru hibi}

Gaining nothing but compromises and regrets {Dakyou to koukai bakari ga fueta}

Because I always felt that {Itsu datte sa}

Even if it wasn't me standing here {Koko ni tatsu no ga jibun ja nakutemo}

The world would still keep moving forward {Kitto sekai wa kono mama susunde iku}

Even after I lost it {Nakushita mama}

And its colors faded {Iroasete iku}

The dream from that hazily remembered day {Oboroge na ano hi no yume wa}

Still remained {Mada nokotteita}

The thing that only I can do {Boku ni shika dekinai koto}

And the scenery that I left behind {Okizari ni shita sono keshiki mo}

I was just looking for an answer from some other time {Itsuka no kotae o tada sagashiteitan da}

Those things that don't change {Kawaranai mono}

And those words I protected so carefully {Taisetsu ni mamotteita sono kotoba mo}

Even if they're all just unattractive junk to others {Zenbu mibae no warui garakuta datte}

They're all treasures that I will never give up {Sore ga subete yuzurenai takaramono nan da}