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Mama! Mama!

Mama!

Mama! Just open it.

What are you trying to kill me? Open it! Hey, don't rush me, okay?

Open it!

What if the news is bad? Just open it!

Yes, you are. I'm going to college.

Ma'am.

Ma'am.

Give him up.

If I give him to you, I'll lawyer up.

Give him.

Fantastic Rob, Wonder Woman just swooped in, ran down the suspect, shot out her

lasso, and reeled him in like a trout.

It was all so criminal. And at what point do we say, enough?

This woman, she knocked down doors without warrants. She wiretapped that

lasso. She's landing now. You just can't go above the law. I don't remember

anything in the United States Constitution that says that a woman in

a...

from the Bill of Rights, even if her costume is red, white, blue.

I can only thank God in heaven there is at least one woman out there interested

in justice.

There is absolutely no doubt the U.S. laws and Constitution protect guilty

born innocent.

Wonder Woman, also known as Diana Themyscira, runs the multi-million

dollar Themyscira Industries, which, as we all know, funds her crime-fighting

operations. What if Veronica Kael's voice turned like a cheetah?

You're limping.

I'm fine.

Go to the infirmary and get your belt checked. Henry? Fine.

Beautiful.

You really okay?

I just need a shower.

Look, this woman is smart. There's a reason she runs around in a colorful

costume. It plays. People like it. They like her.

Hey, have you seen my glasses?

They were right...

They're right here.

You can sell them by your bed.

Okay, we're talking showboat here. I mean, come on. Obviously, this woman

needs some anger management. No question about it. And the outfit?

I mean, let's strut your stuff. I get that, but let's face it. The girl is a

little nuts.

Found them.

Oh, thanks.

Okay, clearly you didn't visit the infirmary as, and where are you going?

Home.

The Diana Prince home? Don't start.

Di. Henry. Hear me out. I'm always hearing you out. You have an early

morning here. So why not just stay here? It's your home. As Diana Themyscira. Who

you are. Among others.

Ah. Having an alter ego is the equivalent of self-induced

schizophrenia. Can you help me out here?

Absolutely not.

Henry, try to get this.

Here I'm the boss.

For the rest of the world, I'm Wonder Woman.

The idea of me carving out any semblance of a normal life is folly.

Because you are Wonder Woman, and Diana Prince is a lion.

And I'm leaving.

Night, night.

Could you at least have Diana Thumb Mascara or Diana Prince check in with

the infirmary?

Will do, Captain.

Sylvester?

Hi, Sylvester.

How you doing, buddy?

I mauled a rat today. How about you?

Tonight, I am building my Facebook page.

You want to go on Facebook?

I've decided Diana Prince needs to get out a little bit more. Talk to me.

About what? You want to... You're going away.

You're leaving.

And I'm staying here.

And I'm so happy that you're doing that.

But you're going to have a million things to do.

I don't understand.

You're going to pack up, move to L.A., and then... Is

there someone else?

No. No, there's not. There's nobody else. Okay, then explain this to me,

because you don't... You can't just live with someone for two years and then...

I can do a lot of good in this world of yours.

Given my abilities, one might think it's unconscionable for me not to do a little

good.

Don't you agree?

I love you. For God's sakes, you love me.

Now explain this to me.

And I'm so happy that you're doing it.

You're going to have a million things to do.

You've got so much ahead of you.

It's true.

I'm not going to have a nice, fancy thing.

Okay, I push the photo shoot to 10.

Don't forget, we have a doll marketing meeting. That's at noon.

The designer is due in to discuss your new costume.

Henry's scheduled a press conference first up, so we should get you in the

makeup. Wait, did you say press conference?

Ten minutes of pushback, you'll charm them. Take a few questions. I really

haven't got time. Neither do I, but backlash happens when you assault people

on YouTube.

Henry. Guy, the doll hits the stores next month. I'm not working at all.

It's the mascara.

Thank you for seeing me. I know how busy you are.

That's okay.

How's Willis?

Well, the doctors say there's hope, but he's conscious now. I guess that's good.

That could be great.

The man you ran down last night, was he the one who gave Willis the drug?

I think so.

He's just a pawn in a much larger network, but... I wish you'd killed him.

I know it's a terrible thing to say, but if I ever get the chance, I will kill

him.

Janine, you have three other children at home who need you a lot.

Look, I know you want vengeance, but let's leave that

to me, okay?

I'm kind of good at it.

Larger network.

Do you know who runs that?

I do.

And I'm about to tell everybody.

Veronica Kael, founder of Kael Anderson Pharmaceutical, a billion-dollar

manufacturer of various drugs, including bodybuilding supplements that grow

muscles at warp speed.

They caused Willis Park's heart to nearly explode.

We believe that these same supplements killed Jackson Melvold and Byron Tunis.

Six teenage athletes, all from ghettos, by the way, have suffered heart failure

in the last year.

That woman is responsible.

But I can't prove it.

The drugs, likely a steroidal compound mixed with human growth hormone, degrade

and vanish from the system. They're virtually undetectable.

The man I ran down last night is named John O'Quinn. We believe he's delivered

drugs to some of the victims.

He's also a willing subject at Ms. Kale's testing facility.

My goal last night was to obtain a blood sample and test it before degradation.

We're doing that now.

Kale Anderson Pharmaceuticals, in a rush to get a patent and FDA approval by

January, are illegally testing their product on human beings, which has

already resulted in the loss of life.

And my efforts last night went toward addressing this.

horrific, and criminal injustice.

Ms. Kale, trust me.

If the law doesn't get you, I will.

How do you respond to Wonder Woman's accusations? I have no proof whatsoever

of any illegal activity on our part. Do your supplements contain any banned

performance-enhancing chemicals? All our products are tested, manufactured, and

marketed in full compliance with FDA regulations.

Look, you guys, this woman's an action figure. She's primarily in the business

of being popular so she can sell her merchandise.

And to be properly heroic, you need a villain. Well, looks like today that's

me. Now look at me. What's not to hate, huh?

She called me an action figure.

Excuse me?

Veronica Kiel. She called me an action figure. Can you believe that?

Di, you are an action figure.

You designed your costume to specifically look like one. One reason

being so we could sell action dolls, which brings me to our marketing. I just

don't understand why she would risk her entire corporate empire on this.

It's just beyond reckless.

You're obsessing.

Even if you had the evidence, which it seems you don't, your prospects of

bringing down a politically connected CEO of a large pharmaceutical company

are dim.

And what you don't want to hear, but need to, this will be a very public

defeat, which, given the launch of the new doll, is the last thing your

image... Etta, pick another mission die.

Go pull a child out of a burning building.

It'll be more visceral, and let's face it, you could use the bump.

If Veronica Kael is innocent, she's not.

The DNA came back on John O'Quinn.

Negative.

He was clean.

Upon further scrutiny, it was determined that SalesMart International not be

selected as suitable distributors.

They have a one-to-one current ratio with liabilities likely to rise using

our standard... Quinn's in intensive care.

Under belief protection.

You can't go there, Di.

Call Ed. Have him pull off the cards.

Ed called here, specifically asking that you stay away. After all I've done for

the LAPD, he can't help me out. Di, I just spoke to him on the phone a second

ago. He doesn't want... Excuse me. Excuse me.

Sorry to disturb, but the whole...

purpose of this meeting is to get your input.

So if you wouldn't mind saving that conversation until later.

Thank you.

Please continue.

Thank you. My input is that the doll is insulting.

I want it redesigned.

What? I never approved of this.

You most certainly did.

This is the very prototype. I didn't sign off on it.

Okay.

I know Amazons are endowed with various blessings.

We are not this endowed.

These breaths are ridiculous.

How many here think that these reflect my breath?

Look, look.

You've seen the flowchart. The lesser-endowed models don't... I don't

care about the flowchart. I do. It's my job to care. You should care about my

being objectified. You know, to pay for the crime-fighting. You like your

gadget. I never signed off on the crime-fighting. You were the one who

designed the form-fitting costume. You had the idea to merchandise. I never

said to merchandise my tip.

Wonder Woman isn't vulgar.

No.

Of course Wonder Woman isn't vulgar.

Wonder Woman's perfect.

Perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect teeth.

I mean, look at these teeth.

She always does everything right.

God forbid she make a mistake.

It's not like we should expect the world to accept her being human.

First, everything you see around you, all our crime-fighting technology,

everything, is funded by our merchandising.

Our biggest selling unit being the doll.

I know.

I'm sorry.

Drug results came back on the guy that I ran down last night.

Negative.

I can't catch her, Henry.

I know what they're all doing, but... You seem wound a little tighter than

cases tend to wind you.

Maybe that... Maybe it's that kids are involved.

Young. When's the last time you spoke to Steve Trevor?

If you don't mind my asking.

When's the last time you spoke to one of your old girlfriends?

Around about the time my marriage ended.

But die.

You... You love this man.

Why'd you leave him?

He never told me.

If I become what I'm thinking of becoming, I can't.

You can't what?

Steve, come on.

For me to have loved ones or family...

You'd be targeted.

My enemies, I mean, I'd be putting you at risk.

So you plan to live a life without loved ones or family, and you worry I'll be

the one at risk.

Die? Die?

What?

How'd you two split up?

What's the point of all this, Henry, really? The point is, I think you're

lonely. Okay?

Profoundly so.

And Steve Trevor was the one person... I don't want to be lonely.

I've got you.

All right.

All right. I'm... I'm worried about you.

You don't need to worry about me, Henry.

I'm Wonder Woman.

Die?

She's here.

Who?

Veronica Kael.

She's right out here. She wants to say hello.

What do I tell her?

Send her in.

I want to think.

I wonder what she's up to.

I want to see.

Miss the Miss Girl.

Veronica Kale.

Delighted to finally meet you in the extraordinary flesh.

My CEO, Henry Johns.

Hello.

May I sit?

Please.

What can I do for you, Miss Kale?

I'm feeling misunderstood.

Certainly not by me.

They said you were charming in person.

Not with people who kill innocent kids.

You really have to stop saying that. For what it's worth, I take my supplements.

Do I not appear healthy, happy, well-adjusted?

You take them?

Would you like to feel my muscle?

Miss Gale, why are you here?

I'm here to make peace.

I was hoping Diana and I could be friends.

You want to be friends?

Why don't you show me your laboratory?

And what would be enough for me?

I won't kill you.

All my life, I have been a victim of envy.

Women wish they were me, and men wish they could.

Well, I guess you get that a bit too.

Do you envy me, Diana?

Do you perhaps worry that I'm developing athletes with strength to rival your

own?

Did you actually come here to threaten me in some way?

The pharmaceutical industry has conquered by the ball.

And as I'm sure you can imagine, their balls come particularly easy to me.

Now you have been a very bad girl of late.

If you don't think I can make life difficult for you, fine.

I suspect you know Washington can.

So you plan to...

Call all your Washington friends and stick them on us, is that it?

There are all sorts of evil forces to battle with. I suggest you pick another

one. No need.

I've got you.

No. You haven't got me at all.

Willis?

For real?

It's you?

How you feeling?

I wish I'd broken something so you could sign my cast.

You get yourself well.

Can you do that for me, Willis?

You know it.

Truth, justice.

In the American way, right?

Sort of.

Take care, Willis.

I will.

I will.

I'm sorry, ma'am. My orders are to let nobody in.

No exceptions.

Not even me.

Especially you.

Like my outfit, officer?

This outfit opens doors for me.

It's going to open that one, isn't it?

Hey.

Hello, detective.

It's a minute break.

Beat it!

We've got a little problem.

The civil libertarians aren't the only ones bringing the heat. The Justice

Department is now asking some questions about whether you take marching orders

from us. I really don't care.

Well, I do.

Because if you're deemed to be a de facto agent of the LAPD, a lot of

convictions... Ed, that guy knows where the laboratory is.

All I need is ten minutes with him, and we're all good.

You won't even know I'm with you. No, I can't.

Ten minutes.

I don't like the look I see in your eyes right now.

I'll give you five.

Can't be.

Can't what?

Be here?

But I am here, John.

Remember this?

Help! Don't do that. That bugs me.

Certain sounds? They bug me.

Cry of a baby.

Bark of a dog.

Snap of an arm.

Didn't finish talking last night, John.

I'm represented by counsel.

Yeah. Bet that's a real comfort at the moment.

I'm representing the kid you almost killed.

Tell me where the laboratory is.

I ain't saying nothing.

Super soldiers?

Patton's only half of it. She's turning these men into extreme fighting

machines. She thinks that as we privatize our military, she can strike

gold with the Pentagon.

You've got to be kidding me. It all gets worse.

A lot of her subjects have suffered side effects.

Some of them are deformed.

She was evidently in an underground infirmary beneath the laboratory. That's

where she has the people quarantined. It's in Santa Clarita. I'll meet you

there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You can't just go there.

Why not?

Because you tortured the information out of the guy. It would all be poisonous

fruit. I'm not police.

If you're doing our bidding... Which I'm not.

You were just seen with me in the corridor. You go in the guy's room while

I'm guarding the door.

If you're so worried, then you go.

I would need a warrant. I am police, and I can't get a warrant with coerced,

tortured information as my basis. Some kids' lives are at risk. Are you telling

me right now? I will question Mr. O'Quinn nice.

See if I can get the information legally.

In the meantime, you just cool your... Jen.

Is she back?

No. And I just got a call, which I don't think is good.

Senator Warren's office.

Senator's in town. He's asking to have dinner with Diana.

Okay. He's chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

And he's a personal friend of Veronica Kael.

We need to talk about this dinner tonight with the senator.

Case could be made that we derive revenue from your criminal activity.

And that would expose us to Rico Charger.

What do I need to know?

Well, he's charming, folksy. Might remind you of your favorite uncle if you

had one.

And at his core, a world-class prick.

You ever want to kill a pocket?

Of course.

Well, I'm out here trying to wrangle a little money from the entertainment

industry. Not easily done, by the way.

And I thought, why not call America's number one hero?

If I can arrange an autographed picture, I'll be a hero myself with my

granddaughter. Well, I'm honored.

I also want to thank you for everything you do.

Your work with the LAPD and the FBI is of immeasurable value.

I actually don't work with them at all.

Our case loads just sometimes coincide.

Oh, well, I stand corrected.

You're human.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

But you're not, are you?

At least not human by our genetic standards.

Now, there is some concern in Washington regarding your criminal conduct.

Some questions are being asked as to why you haven't been investigated and

prosecuted.

Any suggestions of what I might be able to tell my colleagues, Diana?

You could suggest that with a country in a double war, facing a double-dip

recession and double-digit unemployment, they might have more important things to

do than to probe my work habits.

Uh-huh.

You beat people up.

You commit torture.

Last night, you all but choked a man to death.

You stabbed him with a needle to draw his blood.

Even the most liberal interpretation of the Patriot Act doesn't contemplate the

things you do.

And as chairman of the Judiciary Committee, I have to ask a few official

questions.

Or I can't deduct our dinner.

Including the $700 bottle of wine.

Oh, good wine. Goes well with beautiful women.

Like Veronica Kale?

Ever share a glass with her?

Ever probe her work habit, Senator?

Kids.

They think they can do anything.

I remember when I was your age, I thought I could take on the world.

It'd be a big mistake to screw with me, Diana.

He's going to shut us down. That's what he's going to do. He's going to shut us

down. No, he's not.

Though he did say I could expect a visit from somebody in the Justice Department.

Oh, God.

Any word from Ed on the warrant?

He didn't get it.

What? He said he will.

And to be patient.

Patient.

Patient. It's a virtue, not one of mine.

Maybe this is him.

Is that a candy?

Excuse me?

Yes.

Thank you.

What?

Willis Parks.

He just passed away.

What?

He didn't make it.

Alert Ed in Delicato, so she at least has some backup. I already did.

He's on his way.

Now you read me.

Pick up, die.

Yes. And get the warrant.

As soon as you hear there comes a crime scene, you can then legally move in.

Did they get the warrant?

I'm told not, which means we can surely expect our friend.

That's what I'm worried about.

If they are, boy, the battle ready.

They are.

Listen to me.

If she discovers our infirmary, all of us will be going to jail.

We can't allow that to happen.

She'll be fine. We have no idea what's awaiting her in that building.

Henry?

What? What?

She'll be fine.

It's very possible Wonder Woman knows our whereabouts.

It's also very possible that she will show up.

Under no circumstances do we allow her to reach the infirmary. I repeat, she

does not get to the quarantine patients.

Deadly force begets deadly force.

Our lawyers say we're entitled to respond in kind.

We're in total lockdown. The doors are all still enforced.

It's not likely she's going to make it past security.

By the chance that she does.

The hell?

Okay.

She's made it through security.

Lock the gate, Chris.

How's it going?

Show me where the people are quarantined and nobody else gets hurt.

Ma'am, I happen to be a big fan.

And I know you're good.

But there's one of you.

And 20 of us.

liked that one.

Tell me where the quarantine is for your next.

You have invaded my place of business with no warrant.

You have injured my employees, some catastrophically, others you have

killed, and I have all of it on various cameras.

You are about to meet your equal, Wonder Woman, the American criminal justice.

Want to kill another?

Okay.

I'm one of the good guys.

And, um... We're going to take care of you.

You okay?

What the hell?

Let's get them straight to a hospital.

Can they be helped?

Early word from the hospital is that they can.

...of Veronica Kael being taken into custody. You can see her right there in

handcuffs. Her attorneys are vowing to have her free by tomorrow, claiming the

search of her premises and the ensuing arrest were entirely...

Everybody, back to work.

You okay?

Fine.

Di, um... You're about to tell me to get therapy.

No. I was about to tell you how incredibly proud I am to be associated.

You make me proud, Di.

You always have.

Also, I hate to say it, but the lawyer from the Justice Department, he's here.

Now? Already?

Let's just get it over with while your hero capital is running high.

Okay, I'll give you ten minutes, then...

Hey.

I don't understand.

I work for the Justice Department.

Hi.

Let's go, Henry.

Excuse me?

Let's go.

What's going on?

You look.

Yeah, so do you.

So, they picked you to question me?

I got myself assigned.

You're playing a little rough, Di.

Well, last thing you said to me was kick some ass, remember?

Last thing I said was please don't go.

So, um, what happened tonight?

Play rough.

Okay, then.

This concludes our investigation.

My finding is that there is no official relationship between Wonder Woman and

any law enforcement branch.

Any crossover on any cases they both might be working on is purely

coincidental.

Nobody wants to undo a good thing.

So, you flew all the way out from New York for that?

Well,

I actually...

Got transferred here.

Six months ago.

And I've been meaning to call you, but, um... You didn't.

Well, given the way that we, uh... You didn't. No.

I didn't.

It's just still a little raw for me.

Well, you seem to have landed on your feet.

Oh, I... Yeah, I got... Married?

Yeah.

Uh, congratulations.

It's, um... It's fantastic.

Thanks.

Um... She's... Really, uh...

You would really like her. She's... No doubt. I'm sure.

What about you? Are you... Dating.

Nobody special.

You really do, but... What do you see?

Hey, Sylvester.

I mauled a lot of rats tonight.

Yeah.

Kicked a bunch of dudes in the head. Awesome.

Okay, time to do this. No more delays, right?

Just for a day.

You stinker.