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Lisa, Lisa, slow down, man. You're going to break your neck.

Nope, no slowing down, no can do. Come on.

Someone's been doing that cardio.

I am impressed, Lisa, with the urgency you are applying to this mission. Not an

admission to that.

The trees?

No, to the fog. God, nothing good ever happens in fog.

No, come on.

Okay, signal stronger. Up this way. Meaning the monkey's paw may be

activating. We have mere moments to neutralize it. Charlie, time to get the

monkey's paw neutralizing box ready. Does everyone have their monkey's paw

-proof gloves on? On. Remember, never touch an active monkey's paw with

ungloved hands.

Liza, which way?

Liza, I know you're a fog-phobic or whatever, but I need you to focus.

Sorry.

He's up there.

That was a big spike.

I don't like the sound of that spike. What does it mean?

It means we're too late.

It means I think he's made his wish.

Don't watch!

Please, don't.

Please, I beg of you.

Whatever has happened, no matter how low you are feeling, please consider what

you are about to do.

What's the point?

The point of living.

What is your name, my dear friend?

Josh.

Joshua Brennan.

Joshua Brennan.

I am Vikram Chamberlain.

You asked me what the point of living is.

Well, my dear friend Josh, I could wax lyrical upon the subject for hours upon

hours. Something which I am quite willing to do if you'll allow me to buy

you a drink.

Drinks. The monkey's paw, Vic. One finger down.

He's made a wish.

Yes, I see it.

I thought it would help.

The monkey's paw will always trick you.

Subvert your desires. Turn your dreams against you.

Drive you to the literal edge.

You still with me, Lysa?

Uh-huh, yeah. Just not looking at the fog.

You see, my friend Lysa, she's scared of fog. Something which I wasn't aware of

until today. And yet here she is, facing her fear.

Perhaps you'll allow us to help you face your fear.

I wished for a better life.

And it didn't work.

And everything's still the same, so I might as well jump. No, don't.

The paw didn't work!

The paw never does.

Please, Josh, hand it to me.

Give me the paw and step back over the ledge.

Excellent work, team.

I think I nearly died.

I think we all did.

Thanks, Lisa. Oh, don't thank me. It was Charlie. She's pretty strong as always.

Doing my job and guarding my team.

I'm... I'm so sorry. I... I didn't mean to... Think nothing of it, Josh. For

we... Other librarians.

You work in a library?

Mm-hmm.

Josh, you said you wished on the monkey's paw for a better life.

Can you give me incredibly specific details on what you meant by that? I

know it's super personal, but we really need to try to unravel your monkey's paw

wish before truly terrible things start happening.

I hit rock bottom, I guess.

I lost my job.

A truly awful job to begin with, and then my apartment because I couldn't pay

the rent.

So my girlfriend left me.

And our daughter, she's only five years old. I haven't seen her in months.

My brother, my last offender in the world. We have this massive fight about

me being an awful dad.

And so... And then there was no hope left in anything.

Guys? And I'm in this weird junk shop and I find this paw.

Guys, I think something's coming.

Oh, very interesting.

What the hell?

Bridge. Well, where did... Were we, like,

beamed up?

Uh, maybe, but I have to figure out where we are.

Uh, okay.

Josh, you still with us?

You feeling okay?

No.

Yeah, you're probably going to feel like that a lot today, so try to get used to

it. Wait, so Josh is still with us when we're all back together, even though we

got taken by the impossible fog? And now we can't get out of this weird, time

-jumbled lodge place because of more impossible fog? Connor, what are you

thinking? I'm thinking, what if back there on the bridge, we all actually

died?

No, no, we can't be dead. We simply can't be. I mean, if there is an

afterlife, we would be energy. We'd be stardust. It wouldn't be as literal as

this. How do you know?

I mean, personally speaking, I've never been dead before.

So, is this purgatory?

Limbo? Guys, Josh made a wish on a monkey's paw.

This is gonna be that.

All right, we're not dead.

Probably. Guys, I am, like, freaking out, and you all seem very...

I'm going to say analytical.

Oh, this is not our first parallel reality.

So this library you work at? Connor, you're a historian. This is all time

scrambled. Can you take a look, try to make sense of it all? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's fascinating.

You've got a Marconi wireless radio parched by a Bluetooth smart speaker.

That's almost a hundred years of technological evolution right there.

Josh, stay out of trouble.

And you two brainiacs, go in. We shall investigate the fog.

No. Yes.

Together.

We will be fine.

Stay here.

So tell me. No.

Lysa. Vikram. I was wondering. I don't want to talk about it. Why fog?

I'm fine.

Leave it alone, please.

You're fine?

Yes. I'm fine.

No,

no, no, no, no, no. Please don't open the door.

Sorry.

I'm being irrational.

You're right. We need to get out of here and we need to open the door. So, open

the door.

I won't ask again, but I can listen when you want to talk.

Now, I propose using the Theseus strategy. We tie off a ball of twine to

this very door handle, navigate the fog outside, using the twine to mark the

path back to safety.

Alternatively, you don't do any of that.

Hey!

Loved your outfits.

Are you going to a costume party?

Costume? This is the latest style.

Of course it is.

And, uh, where are we? At the Rift.

It's the snazziest joint in New York.

Gotcha.

And, uh, you?

Dude, I'm here to watch the moon landing.

Hey.

Hey. You delayed too?

Delayed? Your flight.

I'm guessing you're getting a flight, seeing as we're at the airport.

Yeah, of course.

That's where we are.

Um,

you want another?

Sure.

Uh, two of whatever she's having.

So, um, where are you heading?

Seattle. You know something too happy about it? In Seattle, my life is bad.

Not in Seattle, my life is bad.

I guess I just haven't figured out which bad is worse.

I like Seattle.

Good for you.

It's just everything else in my life that's terrible.

Well, then you found the right drinking buddy.

Tell me about your terrible.

It's a long list.

I guess I could trace it back to my parents.

I know that's a cliche, but in my case, it also happens to be true.

My mom, she ran off with, I don't know.

She didn't tell me.

My dad, well, he really wanted a life that didn't involve being a parent.

Which I guess I inherited from him because I also happen to be a terrible

father.

And you?

All the same, the worst.

My dad's not around.

My mom's a total head case, so I fill my life with inappropriate men.

including the man in Seattle, who I think hates me.

But then I think I probably hate him, too.

So why go back to him?

Because hate is still something.

Hey, did you see that?

See what?

Oh, they're never announcing this flight.

And I've got no reception in here.

And it's a brand new phone.

So, this time jumble look isn't just aesthetic.

So, when are we?

All time? No time? I don't know. I found a first edition Harry Potter from 2007

that was at least 50 years old and an original 1959 Barbie doll that was brand

new. Thing with the people.

They all think they're from different places at different times. Like, they

can see each other, but they can't see each other.

Those soldiers think it's World War II, and they're awaiting orders in a hotel

in Normandy. And they're chatting to that kid, Greg, who thinks it's 2009,

and he's waiting for his friends at a mall.

The only thing that links them all is a last name that keeps popping up.

O'Brennan. O'Brennan.

Isn't that Josh's name?

Hey, um, there is a, uh, giant leg thing outside, and I mean, are we, like,

cool with that? Josh, do you recognize any of the people in this bar? Look

carefully. They're all called O'Brennan. How would I know? A World War II

soldier. How old do you think I... Wait.

No, I... It looks like... That's my grandfather, Colin O'Brennan. That's

my dad's dad. I know him from photos.

And the 1920s party girl?

I didn't recognize her in color, but that's his mother. That's Nora O

'Brennan. That's my great-grandmother.

The boy.

His name's Greg O'Brennan.

Greg?

That's my brother. That's my older brother, back when he was like 15.

But how?

Okay, so this is the monkey ball wish?

Josh wished for a better life, and he got what, a family reunion?

I'll take it. At least we're not dead.

Oh, a win's a win.

That's right. Josh, is there anyone here you don't recognize?

Um, yeah, I mean, the couple eating at the restaurant, and, um...

The girl earlier at the bar that I was...

Wait.

Excuse me.

Is your name Amy?

Yeah. How did you know?

Amy O'Brennan?

Amy Scott.

Oh, Brennan's my dad's name. I never use it.

That phone.

She's from the future.

She's my five-year-old daughter.

All grown up.

Lisa, what is it?

Lisa? Hi.

What's wrong?

Can you speak to me?

They're dead.

They died.

Lysa, who died?

They're my parents.

They're dead, but they're here.

They're so young.

Oh, Lysa, how you must be feeling.

Is this real?

Are they really here?

Perhaps you should talk to them.

No, I can't. What would I say? They're not just two random people. They're my

mom and dad. Excuse me.

Hello, hi.

Me? Yeah.

Can you just for one second please explain to my husband? No, no, no.

Please don't start dragging the waitress into this. Why not?

I'm so sorry. Why not? I used to be a waitress and one of the key skills of

the job is to give and understand their directions, right? Right. I guess. Then

who better to arbitrate?

Arbitrate? Do you hear yourself?

Excuse me, miss. What's your name?

Liza. Oh, our daughter's name. Perfect.

Liza, if I were to tell you to take the third left, would you go... No, no, no.

You're not explaining it right. You're already passing a left turning. Like, to

be clear, in this scenario, there is a left turning directly to your left. No,

and I said take the third left, which is the left turning you are just passing

plus three. No, that would be the fourth left. The left turning you are passing

is the first left, so the third left is two on from that. No, you don't count

the first left. No, you don't count the first left. I do.

Would you have...

By any chance, gotten lost upon the road? We're lost because he doesn't know

his third turning from his fourth. No, we're lost because she doesn't know her

second turning from her third.

Which of us is right?

Uh, I guess... Oh, he's wrong.

You always do that when you're stressed or you know you've screwed up.

How did you know about my lucky quarter? Which is so lucky it only got its last

ten types today already. What kind of this beautiful restaurant full of birds?

I've forgotten how much they do this.

Bicker.

Bickering is their love language.

Reminds me of Anya myself a little, which would make sense. I am your

father's great-great-great-grandfather. Excuse me, Zysa, have we met before?

It's just, I don't know, you seem very familiar.

Yeah, and she knew about your lucky quarter.

Hey, relax, Jill, I'm not having an affair.

I never said you were. No, the reason that I seem familiar is because, well,

I'm... Ah!

Excuse us.

Problem with the staff.

Need to have ourselves an emergency team meeting.

Which would make me the manager. Which, of course, I am.

Enjoy the birds.

You cannot tell them who you are. They have been taken out of their proper

time. And once they return to it, if you give them any formality... But there are

things that I need them to hear.

Like what?

Like they didn't like me, okay?

They couldn't stand to be around me. That is why they sent me to boarding

school. But this is my second chance.

I can show them that I am someone worth being proud of. Of course they are proud

of you. They weren't. They aren't.

Even if that's true, which I'm sure it is not, what is the good in telling

them?

It can't change the fact that they died.

But you want to, don't you?

You want to change the past. I, of all people, recognize that expression.

I can warn them.

I can save them. No.

They have their destiny. I can save them. I can save them from the fog.

The fog?

Vikram, you did everything to change the past to suit yourself.

How can you deny me the same chance?

You're telling me that if Anya was sitting over there, you wouldn't go to

her and tell her everything you didn't get the chance to say. That is not the

right question.

Lysa, you're allowing your emotions to impede your critical faculties. Oh, am

I? So what is the right question, Vikram? How are they here?

You are not related to Josh, are you? So all this cannot be a part of his wish.

Yes, not.

And the only person who would wish your parents would be alive is... Me.

I, sir?

When you touch the monkey's paw.

Let me see your gloves.

So... Tell me about your parents.

It's really not that interesting. It's not like they... Hey.

You okay?

I'm fine. Only you look a little... I'm just a nervous flyer.

So, um... Talk?

Take my mind off things?

Sure. That's what you want.

Okay, so... My mom's a psycho.

Although not entirely her fault, since my dad... He killed himself when I was

five.

Jumped off a bridge.

And that...

Pretty much screwed her up and screwed me up.

And screwed up a whole lot of other stuff, which apparently he was really

good at doing when he was alive, so classic dad, I guess.

Sounds like maybe you were better off without him.

No.

The worst thing he ever did was die and abandon me.

That's your mom and dad?

That's wild.

I can't have wished on the paw.

Even if I touched it, I didn't make an eye wish. And there are rules, right?

There are rules, so... There is still much about the monkey's paw we do not

understand. If I wished on the paw, I would have felt it, okay? I would have

felt it.

Two fingers down.

Two wishes made.

Liza, you wished your parents into being here.

Yes, somehow you did.

The monkey's paw wish, it always turns on you, right?

It always punishes you somehow.

How is this going to punish me?

Please move away from the giant spider.

Everybody evacuate.

Go, go, go, go. Ladies and gentlemen, please exit in an orderly manner.

Greg.

Greg, run.

Soldiers, Nazi aircrafts attacking our position. Take aim.

A theater.

I don't know if this place makes sense.

Hey, hey, are you okay? Are you hurt? There is no need to worry. No, I just

need to make sure, okay? You're fine? You're okay? Yeah. Okay.

Everyone quiet.

Robert.

I'm looking for another way in.

Back in the door.

Help me!

Okay, try this, try this.

Here. Wet that in.

Is it gone?

That would be so lucky.

Oh, my God.

I mean, that thing was like... Like, what was that?

I know.

I know. It's okay. I promise we're going to get you out of here.

What is it? Nothing. It's just something about how certain you are.

It's reminding me of our daughter.

Oh, that's weird.

Go on. Let's get you out of here, okay? Yeah.

Wait.

I think I know this place.

I came here on a school trip once, but that was decades ago.

And yet still stuck in your memory.

Could it be it is not only the people to whom you are connected, but the building

itself? The lobby did remind me of the place my uncle used to take us to.

And the restaurant looked like the one my brother used to work in with all the

birds. Wait, so all this is made of Josh's memories?

You said you hated spiders.

Are you saying that thing came out of my head? Just as the fog came from Lysa's.

You guys are crazy.

And I need a drink.

Hey, what happened to the box?

It must have been when I dropped it.

The base has come loose.

Connor, let me see that.

I'm writing.

What is it? The box was specifically provided by the library for containing

the monkey's paw.

Perhaps... This concealed inscription holds some secret of the poor's working.

So let's translate it.

Early Sumerian, I think.

No, no, no. What am I talking about?

Clearly they Byzantined her.

Whatever it is, translate it quick.

You guys holding up okay?

I've been better.

Please stop doing that. That calms my nerves. It's getting on mine. Were you

not bickering?

God, I still remember you being as bad as this.

I mean, sorry.

You just remind me of my parents, is all.

You said you had a daughter?

What's she like?

Liza? Oh, she's terrifyingly intelligent.

Scarily smart.

She takes after my great-great-great-grandfather, or at

least that's what my grandmother said. Yeah, she's not at all like us. I mean,

we try to understand her. But she's just like this comet, you know, and we're

stuck here on Earth.

Sounds like she's difficult to like. No, she's wonderful.

Funny and exciting and unexpected.

And her smile, it just lights up the room.

But you said you didn't understand her. We don't, but if you only loved the

things you understood.

Then no one would ever have children.

Or toaster ovens. That's why we sent her away to boarding school, because of the

gifted student program.

We knew she'd flourish there, get everything that we can't give her. Yeah,

we miss her so much, but I guess it would be selfish to hold her back,

right? Why don't you go visit her?

The school asked us not to.

I've been having problems settling in, and they said that if we kept turning up

to hold her hand... Then we'd only make things worse.

Yeah.

I didn't know that.

Why would you? We just met.

Yeah, so, actually, how did you know that we haven't been a visitor?

Before today, I mean.

Uh, today?

Mm-hmm.

You're going to visit her today?

We, uh, sorry, what is the date? What is today's date?

Uh, April 17th.

No.

No.

No.

We all got it wrong about how the monkey's paw works.

It doesn't grant wishes. It grants needs.

The difference between what you want and what you need can be huge. Hence the

apparent cruelty of the poor.

So in the original monkey's paw story, there's a couple wishes for 200 pounds,

which was a fortune back then.

And then their son is killed and they get 200 pounds in compensation.

You could read that as showing the poor to have a viciously cruel sense of

irony. But only if you think it grants wishes.

See, what the couple wanted was money, but what they needed was to appreciate

their son, which, thanks to the paw, they did.

They're losing him forever?

The poor is not kind in the lessons it teaches.

There must have been a need in Lysa so powerful that the polished answered when

she touched it.

Please, please just wait. Wait, wait, wait. We need to go.

We need to go. All right, just please.

It's no safer in here. We have to get the car. We have to get to our daughter.

I'm sorry. Goodbye.

No, no, no. You can't. You can't. Stop.

Oh, God.

Lysa, stop. You have to let them go. No.

Stop. Lysa. I can save them. Lysa.

Jill?

Mom! Dad!

Liza!

You gotta go, M.O. I will go. You stay.

But Vic, I'm... These people need defending from the spider demon.

And what if it follows you out? It won't. The spider was Josh's fear, not

Liza's. Liza's fear is the creature in the fog with the shining eyes.

Something the monkey's paw has determined she needs, if not something

she wants.

What?

Lysa!

Lysa!

Lysa, what is this fear?

Please don't be.

Bickham's right.

It won't follow him. It's only after Josh.

Wait, I'm sorry. Why is it only after me? Something to do with your need.

The paw, it grants needs, not wishes.

You wish for a better life, but that's not what it's going to give you.

You need to figure out what your need is.

That's what the paw will make happen.

I don't need to be chased by a giant spider.

So think.

Look around this room. All your assorted relations from across time. And the

monkey's paw brought them here.

Why? Do you think the giant spider's after them, too? I mean, it attacked

Greg back there. Until you saved him.

Which is actually pretty brave, I thought.

All I mean is my brother.

And he saved my life once, so, you know. Tell us about that.

He was the same age he is here.

We were swimming, and I got caught in an inner tube, slipped me, nearly drowned

me until he dragged me out of it.

Is there anyone else here who saved your life? Or maybe gave you your life?

My great-grandmother, she moved from Ireland to America in the 1910s, risked

everything to give her family a better life. My grandfather, he fought and died

in World War II, like everyone.

And my uncle, the hippie, used to take me on holidays after my mom left to,

like, cheer us up.

And...

Wait. They all did something, gave something that made me me.

That's it.

I thought I'd been alone for so long, but I'm not.

I've got my brother and my family, my daughter, people who care for me.

And what I need is to show them that I'm not going to take this life they gave me

for granted.

And then we'll all be free of this.

Hey, everyone!

Hello?

Luke?

Jill? Can you hear me?

We're about just two on from that.

No, you don't count the first five. No, you don't count the first five. I do.

No, the left turning you are passing is the first left, so the third left is two

on from that. No, you don't count the first left.

No, you don't count the first left. I do.

Oh, Mom, Dad, I'm so worried. I thought you got in the car, and I thought... No,

still can't find it. Wait, did you just call me Mom? Did you call him Dad?

Oh, God, I... Okay, I know I'm not supposed to do this, but screw it.

Screw the rules.

Look at this.

What is my name? What does it say?

Liza Marie Pascal. You've got the exact same name as our daughter. Yeah, and the

birth date, look.

Well, it's the same birth date, too, but that's only 15 years ago. That can't be

right. You're older than 15.

It's a fake. It's a trick.

What's your angle? What are you up to? I am trying to tell you the truth.

Today, you are driving to see your daughter at her school for the first

time because she says she's sick. Am I right? How did you know she's sick?

Because she's not.

She's lonely, and...

She hates her school, and she misses you, and that is why she invented a

fever to get you to visit her.

Now, our daughter wouldn't lie to us. Yes, she would.

Because she thinks that you don't like her.

And she thinks that is why you sent her away, and she thinks you literally

cannot stand to be in the same room as her. And you want to know how I know

that?

Because I am her.

I am your daughter, 15 years in the future, and... I am here to stop you

from getting in that car. Because if you get in that car, you will drive into the

fog and you will die.

And I can't let that happen again. Not to me. Not to her.

Okay, look at my phone, right?

Look at this technology.

It is years ahead of yours.

And this photo I keep of you in my wallet.

Okay? Mom, you are wearing the same blouse.

And look how old it is. I mean, what? It was taken for you a couple of months

ago, but...

Just look at me.

Please, just look at me. Just look at me.

Can't you see me?

Please. I saw a painting once in a castle of my great-great-great

-grandmother. Yeah. You look just like her.

What did we get Lysol after Christmas?

A circuit board and a solder iron. And what's her favorite childhood treat?

Daisy Bell sandwiches with honey, just like the guy in the book.

And when she was growing up, what did she want to be? A hedgehog.

Oh, my God.

It's you.

Yeah, I can't believe it. It's really you.

You think we don't like you?

Liza, we love you.

Everything we did was because we love you. No, no, no. I understand that now.

This is why you need to stay out of the fog, okay? Because if you stay out of

the fog, we get a second chance. You just have to promise me you won't get in

the car. We won't. We promise.

Yeah, we promise. Okay, okay.

No,

no, no.

Mom?

Dad?

It's too strong. You can't hold it.

Josh, help us.

I'm not strong enough. I'm useless. I always have been.

Josh, we need you.

We need you.

Josh, we need you.

He has to face it alone.

Josh, what is your greatest fear?

You cared about the spider and deep down in here.

Getting it wrong again.

Brewing it up again.

Hurting the people I love again.

You wish for a better life.

What you need is to make this life worth it.

Josh, you need to face your fear of failure.

Is that what it is?

The spider is my fear?

Charlie's right, Josh.

You need to defeat the spider, and you need to do it alone.

I'm not brave enough. Josh, you saved your brother from the spider already.

Okay, you're brave.

Damn it.

Come on, Josh.

Too late.

No.

No.

Your greatest fear.

I am so sorry. I thought I could save him.

I know.

I know.

I know I heard everything.

And your fear of the fog, I understand it now.

No, the left turning you're passing is the first left, so... You don't count

the first left. No, you don't count the first left. I do.

No, you don't count the first left. Time is looping.

Because you have not yet broken the pause grip.

You did.

What you wanted to do, not what you needed to do.

I can't save them.

That is not your true need.

Well, then what is?

As someone who missed the death of everyone they ever loved,

the thing that hurt me the most was never getting to say goodbye.

I'm not ready for this.

No one ever is.

Okay.

No, the left turning you are passing is the first left, so the third left is two

on from that. No, you don't count the first left. No, you don't count the

first left. I do. That's what got us lost.

Hi. Sorry.

It's Liza, the waitress from the lodge. Do you remember me?

Of course we do. You've got the same name as our daughter.

Yeah, that's me.

Did you enjoy your lunch?

Yeah, it was very nice. Thank you. Great.

Great.

I just wanted to say, you mentioned that your daughter was struggling to settle

in at school.

Well, my parents sent me away to boarding school, too.

And at the time, I was really angry because I didn't understand that... They

sent me away because they loved me.

And I really needed to understand that.

And now I do. So thank you for that.

And also, you mentioned she was sick. And I was just wondering, what would you

do if you got there and you found out that she was just faking it the whole

time? Why would she fake it? I don't know. Attention, maybe?

Well, it just goes to show how much she loves us.

Can't be mad at her for that, can we?

And she loves you so much.

I mean, I imagine.

That's how she feels.

Oh, we love her, and we're so proud of her. Prouder than she'll ever know.

No, I think she knows.

Luke, do you have a tip?

A tip? Yeah, it was a nice one. Give her a tip. Oh, I don't have any. No, it's

fine. Oh, here.

But this is your lucky quarter.

Yeah, well...

I've had my fair share of luck already.

A beautiful wife, our genius daughter.

I want you to have it.

Thank you.

So much.

Well, goodbye.

Yeah, goodbye.

And good luck.

Yeah, goodbye.

And thank you.

For everything.

Wait, where is it?

I was ready to fight it.

See, being ready was the fight.

You had to face your fear, and you did.

You won.

I beat it? I really beat it?

Mm-hmm. Now this is your reward.

Chance for a better life. No, the same life.

But I'm gonna live it better. I can't thank you enough.

I mean, all of you. Vikram, if you hadn't talked me down off that ledge,

and Lyser and Connor, the way you work stuff out, and Charlie, you're like the

bravest person I ever met.

Sorry, I'm just... In my life, I'm not used to people being so nice to me.

And for that, I am truly sorry.

But I am hopeful, Josh, that the future will treat you better than the past.

Lance, Lysa, you okay?

What happened with your parents?

I got to say goodbye.

Is that good?

It's not what I wish for, but...

I know. It was pretty great.

It's my brother.

I haven't talked to him in months. What are you talking about, Josh?

You literally saved his life like half an hour ago.

Take the call.

Greg. Hey.

Yeah, long time.

No, yeah, I know.

I know I've been a terrible dad.

But I'm coming.

Coming to see Amy.

Coming to see all of you.

The fog has finally lifted.

Yes, it has.

And what did we learn today?

Always check your gloves.

Always check your gloves.

But of course, the real mystery is what happened to the rest of the monkey.

Don't give him the sword!

My God!

Charlie!

Connor! No.