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Denise is not there. 10 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,785 Eh, it must have been far away 11 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,328 of the interdimensional bubble 12 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,288 of the device by Leonard and Sheldon. 13 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,165 What the hell does that mean? 14 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,042 Oh, I don't know. I'm just guessing. 15 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,169 - KYLE: Hello, Stuart. - STUART: Hello. 16 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,295 - TREVOR: Hello. - Hello. 17 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,172 I can't believe I lost to the love of my life 18 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:48,298 and I found you. 19 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,841 Let's not forget that he killed Raj. 20 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:52,636 (LAUGHS) Wait, there are two possibilities. 21 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:55,806 One, the world in which we were no longer exists, 22 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,975 in which case I didn't "kill Raj". 23 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,143 Two, that world and this one are part 24 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,479 of an infinite number of worlds, in which case 25 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,231 I killed an infinite number from "Rajes". 26 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,525 That is, a rounding error. 27 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,903 Oh, excuse me. I was going to buy that number. 28 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:13,407 Oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Here. (LAUGHS) I had no idea. 29 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,492 - I know it wasn't your intention. - ♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪ 30 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,995 - TREVOR: I forgive you. - Thank you so much. 31 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,162 Thanks to you. 32 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,956 (BOTH LAUGH) 33 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,040 Oh how much 34 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:25,043 by Superman and Lex Luthor: best friends30? 35 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,713 -"Best friends"? - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪ 36 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:28,797 Let me see. 37 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,968 NARRATOR: Superman and Lex Luthor: best friends. 38 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,011 What the hell? 39 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,179 Stuart. Look at this. 40 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,390 the whole wall It has Archie comics. 41 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,434 That? I'm not selling Archie. 42 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,685 Now yes. 43 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:46,023 Ricky Ricón: Effective altruist, number 12. 44 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,649 Ricky Ricon? That? 45 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,359 Something is wrong here. 46 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,528 You surely ruined the machine. 47 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,196 Did I ruin it? 48 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,532 You killed the one who knew use the damn thing. 49 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,743 - (MONS) - Hey, we're all friends. 50 00:01:57,826 --> 00:01:59,202 - Yes, don't argue. - Shut up. 51 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,829 you pressed the stupid button. 52 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,122 Well, what should I do? 53 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,374 - You are the one who... - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 54 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,711 (BOTH MOAN, WHEAN) 55 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,837 We have to go. 56 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,048 - That's a lovely idea. - (LAUGHS) Thank you. 57 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,382 (BOTH SHAKE) 58 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,800 - (BUZZING STOPS) - (SIGH) 59 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,178 ♪ (DARK MUSIC) ♪ 60 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,686 Oh. This shouldn't be there. 61 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,564 -What happened to us? - I don't know. 62 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,232 I have a hypothesis. 63 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,484 Share it. 64 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,736 Have you noticed things What do they have on the back of their neck? 65 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,906 - (STUART GROWNS, MOANS) -What? What things? 66 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,824 - Find out. - (SIGH) 67 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,744 - Oh, wow. - It's not good. 68 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,204 Now, try to argue. 69 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,331 What are you talking about? That's the stupidest thing... 70 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,417 - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANING, BABBLING) 71 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,170 (SCREAMS, MOANS) 72 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,755 Maybe you hit the nail on the head. 73 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,967 ♪ (MUSICAL CURTAIN PLAYS) ♪ 74 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,035 NARRATOR: Stuart fails to save the universe. 75 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,955 Spoiler: Zack appears in this one. 76 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,790 ♪ (END OF MUSICAL CURTAIN) ♪ 77 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,333 ♪ (ANIMATED MUSIC) ♪ 78 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,960 Gentlemen, this is hell. 79 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,796 Oh really? Everyone is nice to everyone. 80 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:33,922 Hello. 81 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:37,134 Yes, they have implanted devices in the back of the neck 82 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,301 so that they are pretty. 83 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,846 Do you want to activate the Sheldon-Leonard apparatus 84 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,222 and try another universe? 85 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,975 No, thanks. we could go to a worse place. 86 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,643 Like where humans are the food 87 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,687 of lizardmen? 88 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,230 Yes, like that. 89 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,482 Or one where everyone be french, 90 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:53,859 but no one speaks French. 91 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,153 What's that? 92 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,029 ♪ (THREATENING MUSIC) ♪ 93 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,197 BERT: Maybe... 94 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,491 a large floating obelisk 95 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,909 shapeless apparent propulsion. 96 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,328 (WITH ROTACISM) Seriously, You're starting to get fed up... 97 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,997 - (DRONY BUZZING) - (GROANING) 98 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,583 - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANS, COMPLAINS) 99 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,667 (END BUZZING) 100 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,377 - (MOANING) - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 101 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,047 - (SHORT BUZZ) -Another piece of the puzzle? 102 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,176 Maybe. 103 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,552 - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (BARRY SCREAMS) 104 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,846 - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪ - I think we are seeing 105 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,390 a classic totalitarian dystopia 106 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,018 with a touch of surveillance and mind control. 107 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,896 -A touch? - It means just a little. 108 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,230 Yes, I know what it means... 109 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,358 - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANS, COMPLAINS) 110 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,153 (SLURPS THROUGH NOSE, PANTS) 111 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,905 (JOYFULLY) I know what it means. 112 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,949 And this is what I think: 113 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,536 we have to go to Caltech and look for Leonard and Sheldon. 114 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,080 Well, do it and I'll look for Denise. 115 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:53,543 Look, with all due respect... (BREATH DEEP) 116 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,629 Maybe we shouldn't separate us. 117 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,089 And you have every right to have an opinion... 118 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,383 but I'm in love of this woman 119 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,802 and I have to find her. 120 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,347 And I understand it. 121 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,641 - Thank you. - Mhm. 122 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:12,729 Idiot. (MOAN) 123 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,689 - (GRUNTS) Shit! - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 124 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,691 - (END BUZZING) - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪ 125 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:17,734 (MOAN) 126 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,778 NARRATOR: Institute of Technology from California. 127 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,908 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC) ♪ 128 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,576 NARRATOR: Miss Nowitzki. 129 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,247 - BERT: Hello. Can you help us? - Well, I hope so. 130 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,624 Brilliant. We search to Dr. Leonard Hofstadter 131 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,584 or maybe to Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 132 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,961 Do you have an appointment? 133 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,088 - Huh. - No. 134 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,590 Oh, I wish they had a date. 135 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,133 (TYPE) 136 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,888 -Can we make one? - Clear. 137 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,100 So we want a date. 138 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,226 I don't schedule appointments. 139 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,478 They must contact to his assistants. 140 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,272 (TYPE) 141 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,524 Okay, mmm, 142 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,068 and how can we contact them? 143 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,152 Calling them. 144 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,446 (BREATH DEEP) 145 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,532 And can you give us your numbers? 146 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,659 Can't. (LAUGHTER) 147 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,952 (BREATH DEEP) 148 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,037 Okay, we are in the middle of a crisis 149 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,622 and we need to talk to them. 150 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,833 (WHISPERS) Lord, I ask you Don't raise your voice. 151 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,334 I'm not raising my voice. 152 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,295 (LOADS VOICE) I'm just trying to... 153 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:21,006 - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANS, COMPLAINS) 154 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,885 I'm sorry, 155 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,345 we are new to all this of the button on the neck. 156 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:30,724 - (LAUGHTER) - (BARRY COMPLAINS) 157 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,977 ♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪ 158 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,103 (PANTS) 159 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,813 Oh, thank God. 160 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,441 (INTERCOM BUZZING) 161 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:40,650 DENISE: (OVER INTERCOM) Yes? 162 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,693 Denise? 163 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,653 - DENISE: Who is this? - I'm Stuart. 164 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,405 DENISE: Oh, What a pleasant surprise! 165 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,656 Pass. 166 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,159 (SAFE BUZZER) FROM THE DOOR) 167 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,704 DENISE: Gary, You will never guess who arrived. 168 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:57,000 - You have to calm down. - I understand. Shall we start again? 169 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,044 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - Of course. 170 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:01,880 This is the thing. 171 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,007 Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper 172 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,884 they made a device very special. 173 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,969 If someone here did a special device, 174 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,596 without a doubt it is the two of them. 175 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,306 - Without a doubt. - (LAUGHTER) 176 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,016 - You're doing well. - (EXHALE) 177 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,519 In short, the device tore the fabric of reality, 178 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,189 maybe causing let the universe collapse 179 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,982 - and regrowth. -"Webuote"? 180 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,068 - Yes, regrowth. -What is "webuote"? 181 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,570 Regrowth... 182 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,864 like a plant that sprouts. 183 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,866 -"Webuota"? - New outbreak. 184 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,576 -"Webuote"? - New outbreak. 185 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,036 Stupid, stupid... 186 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,747 - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOAN, GROWL) 187 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,916 can't pronounce the letter "R". 188 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,170 Ah, "regrowth." (LAUGHS) That makes more sense. 189 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:46,424 ♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪ 190 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:50,512 ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ 191 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,805 Okay, I'm going to say it. 192 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,723 And sorry if it doesn't make sense. 193 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,227 Denise, we we are destined 194 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,063 to be together and I have come from a parallel universe 195 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,732 to... claim you. 196 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,401 Wow, strong statements. 197 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,236 - Awesome. - (DENISE LAUGHS) 198 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,613 Okay, you are like a recurring joke 199 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,073 - in all this, right? -Did you say? 200 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,408 Oh, it's not important. 201 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,369 I can only tell you that you don't have to live 202 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,122 with this AI... controlling you. 203 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,041 -As? - It's something complicated. 204 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,585 I have a machine in my store that... is... 205 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,462 (DOUBT) Oh, it's something that... that... 206 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,672 You'll have to trust me. 207 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,298 -Can I ask a question? - Clear. 208 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,592 I understand that you must feel very upset about this... 209 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,094 I'm not upset. Are you upset? 210 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,179 - No, of course not. -What do you want her to do? 211 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,558 Well... 212 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,309 Like I said, I want me to leave you. 213 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,769 and come with me. 214 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,230 Wow. Denise? 215 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,982 To be honest, it's tempting. 216 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,525 - (LAUGHS) -Really? 217 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,693 - Sure. -Sure? 218 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:50,280 But then, Is that okay with you? 219 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,158 - Yes, she can't stand me. - It's true. (LAUGHS) 220 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,493 - Oh, and why are they still together? - DENISE: Hm. 221 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,454 Because if I leave, Gary would be upset. 222 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,830 - It would be traumatic. - And we learned 223 00:08:58,913 --> 00:08:59,956 not to bother the other. 224 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,958 - Because... it hurts. - Ouch. 225 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,462 Hey, wait. Do you know that she is unhappy 226 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,796 and that seems good to you? 227 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,465 He's just unhappy when she's sober, 228 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,632 and it doesn't happen often. 229 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,301 No no. I have a problem 230 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,219 with the... (CLICKS TONGUE) So... 231 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,471 - (LAUGHS) - (NERVOUS LAUGHTER) 232 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,680 Mhm. 233 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,475 I understand. what kind of world crazy and upside down is this? 234 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,810 Denise, you have the right. to be happy. 235 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:21,853 (RAISES VOICE) There is no reason 236 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,563 to stay with someone What makes you my... 237 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,356 - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANING, BABBLING) 238 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,485 (STUART BABBLING) 239 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,153 -Rum and coke? - Diet. How beautiful. 240 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,237 Immediately. 241 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,449 - (BABBLING, MOANING) - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪ 242 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,205 (INHALE, MOAN) 243 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,915 ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ 244 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,583 - Allow me. - Yes. 245 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,336 - Hello. - Hello. 246 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,838 In another universe, I worked in this building. 247 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,465 Oh really? In what department? 248 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,841 Geology. 249 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,927 Hmm. That no longer exists in this building. 250 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,304 Why not? 251 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,389 we made space for the important sciences. 252 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,186 Ah... Geology is an important science. 253 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,896 But they moved it to the warehouse 254 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,189 behind the gym. 255 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,899 (RAISES VOICE) Why did they remove 256 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,484 a field of study that examines 257 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,028 the physical structure of the planet...? 258 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,615 - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (WHIMES, GROWLS) 259 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,825 (MONS) 260 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,576 Nice try, dummy... 261 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,537 (ELECTRIC BUZZING) 262 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,331 (MOAN) 263 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,918 I'm not interested in that woman. 264 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,962 (PANTS) 265 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,880 Plus, I got over it. 266 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,882 Luckily, your pants are dark. 267 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,967 TRUE. 268 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,760 (POLICE SIREN) 269 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,220 NARRATOR: To comfort and support. 270 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,638 It can't be good. 271 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,432 Hello friends. Do you have a minute? 272 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,393 What happens? 273 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,228 Officer McCaffrey and Officer Denison. 274 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,271 Tell me Steve. 275 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,149 And today we will be your officers of arrest. 276 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,734 - Oh. What did we do? - (LAUGH) 277 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,236 "What did we do?" 278 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,863 - I love these two. - Yes. 279 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,906 Seriously, what did we do? 280 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,408 The constant anger 281 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,451 - it becomes a police matter. - DENISON: Don't worry, 282 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,911 They will explain everything 283 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,288 at the reeducation center. 284 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,206 (MOANING) Oh, I don't like it how do you hear that? 285 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,416 But you will like them 286 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,750 complimentary bottles of water 287 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,210 and granola bars 288 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,212 in the back seat. 289 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,384 (BARRY SIGHS) 290 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,178 Look, a floating obelisk! 291 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,764 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪ 292 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,017 (SIGH) Oh, dear. 293 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,978 - (DEVICE BEEP) - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 294 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,898 - ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ - (BARRY MOANS) 295 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,151 - Yes, I'm going in. - Yes. 296 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,402 - Oh, thank you. - Yes. 297 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,570 Over here. 298 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,617 With gas or without gas? 299 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,035 ♪ (DREAMY GENTLE MUSIC) ♪ 300 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,287 Hello. I am a theater actress, 301 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,998 cinema and television, Christine Baranski. 302 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,250 I know you wonder What are you doing here? 303 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,045 Simply: because you are mediocre. 304 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,798 (IMITATES ELECTRICAL BUZZING) Ouch! (LAUGHS) Am I wrong? 305 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,717 Well, maybe this is it a good opportunity 306 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,637 to remind us, and by that I mean you, 307 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,431 why this is the best of all possible worlds. 308 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,642 I loved it in the first one from Mamma Mia! 309 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,852 But in the second I was already very old. 310 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,979 - (SHOUT) - CHRISTINE: Not long ago, 311 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,440 human beings were on the verge of extinction. 312 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,484 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Violence, crime 313 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,652 and war proliferated. 314 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,986 So, our government 315 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,489 he looked for the smart guys from Silicon Valley and said: 316 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,324 "Can you save us of ourselves?" 317 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,618 (LAUGHS) Wow, they did it. 318 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,329 Well, the AI did it that they created. 319 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,456 Shortly after, he turned against its creators, 320 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,500 - killing them without mercy. - ♪ (THOUGHTFUL MUSIC) ♪ 321 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,836 AI implanted devices electronic punishment 322 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,838 in the brainstem of everyone. 323 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,716 And a little more aerial surveillance, 324 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,511 suddenly we had a world free of anger, war 325 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,929 and comics with insults. 326 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,099 Does it work all the time? If I did, you wouldn't be here 327 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,809 starting your process of reeducation 328 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,103 - 30 months. - ♪ (GENTILE MUSIC) ♪ 329 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,855 What if it's going to hurt? (LAUGHS) How you can't imagine. 330 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:57,068 But when you leave here, You are going to be very happy, my friend. 331 00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,446 - We have to escape. -As? 332 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,866 I don't know, But I'll think of something. 333 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,743 ♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪ 334 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,911 ♪ (INTENSIFIED MUSIC) ♪ 335 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,204 ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ 336 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,873 NARRATOR: Thirty months later. Just to consider. 337 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,584 - (SIGH) - ♪ (ANIMATED MUSIC) ♪ 338 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,212 - I'm glad I didn't escape. - Me too. 339 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,214 It was an honor to rehabilitate myself 340 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,716 - with you. - (LAUGHS) 341 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,343 I'm craving something sweet. Who wants frozen yogurt? 342 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,886 Oh, I love it. I invite 343 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,263 Oh, thanks, friend. 344 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,473 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 345 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,435 - (WHEELS SQUEAK) - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC) ♪ 346 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,978 BARRY: What's going on? 347 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,521 I think they are kidnapping us. 348 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,897 Ah, I wanted my yogurt. 349 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,776 (ENGINE ACCELERATES) 350 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,404 ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ 351 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,697 - BARRY: Stuart? - STUART: Yes? 352 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,906 BARRY: Are you okay? 353 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,867 STUART: Yeah, good. Thanks for asking. 354 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,203 BERT: I'm fine too. 355 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,623 (STUART SIGHS) 356 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,917 Zach? 357 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,711 -Do you know me? - STUART: Sure. 358 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,921 We... well, not in this universe. 359 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,798 Ah, I mean... (HESITES) 360 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,091 It doesn't matter. 361 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,802 Well, whatever, Consider yourselves rescued. 362 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,013 Rescued? They released us. 363 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,849 After locking ourselves for two and a half years? 364 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,601 -Oh really? - Yes, seriously. 365 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,145 Wow. How embarrassing. (LAUGHS) 366 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938 -Who are you? - Oh, sorry. 367 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,441 Uh, yeah. We are the Resistance. 368 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,985 and this is our headquarters. 369 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,820 It was a shipping center from Amazon. 370 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:23,946 We take the rent. 371 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,782 - STUART: Oh. - We didn't have a guarantor, but... 372 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,283 COMMANDER: Thank you, soldier. Retire. 373 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,326 I'll take care of it. 374 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,827 ZACK: Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry, ma'am. 375 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,164 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC) ♪ 376 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,004 Penny? 377 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,173 - (MOANING) - ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ 378 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,468 Oh, and why is that? 379 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,803 Did it make you angry? 380 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,304 No. Why do you think What would he do to me...? 381 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,347 (MOAN) 382 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,891 -What are you doing? - Deprogramming. 383 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,976 (SCREAMS, MOANS) 384 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,145 Hey. That's unnecessary. 385 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,855 (MOAN) 386 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,690 And this? Is it unnecessary? 387 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,234 (GRUNTS) 388 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,820 Excuse me, young lady, but this is too much... 389 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,321 Ouch! 390 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,449 -Why aren't you receiving downloads? - This place is armored. 391 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,035 -Uh. Brilliant. - Yes, impressive. 392 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,663 (MOANER, SIGH) 393 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,039 When will you stop hitting us? 394 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,208 - When they get angry. - Oh. 395 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,751 - (MOANING) -Are you angry? 396 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,670 No. 397 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,171 - (STUART SCREAMS) -Are you angry? 398 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:23,840 No. 399 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,216 - (SCREAMS) - (SCREAMS) Are you angry? 400 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,342 Yeah! 401 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,761 I'm upset. I'm upset. 402 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,180 How are you? 403 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,516 Furious and maybe, a little excited. 404 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,144 - (GRUNTS) - (LAUGHS) Yes, ma'am. 405 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,355 I can't understand it. Why... did they rescue us? 406 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,858 - Because I called them. - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪ 407 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,359 30 months ago. 408 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,529 What do you want me to do? I lead a rebellion, okay? 409 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,115 Denise! You came back for me. 410 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,367 No, actually. I found your machine. 411 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,911 Teach us how to take down AI. 412 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,038 - Oh... ah... - (CUT SEALS) 413 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,250 I think I wasn't clear with that. 414 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,752 It won't solve your problems with AI, you know? 415 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,713 BARRY: Yeah, it'll just get us out. 416 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090 of his happy and fascist universe. 417 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,134 Furthermore, actually We don't know how to use it. 418 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,760 We have theories. 419 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,430 Wait. Does no one know How to end the tyrant AI? 420 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,099 (DOUBT) I... no. Bert? 421 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,684 - No. -Kripke? 422 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,768 Hey. To be honest no. 423 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:18,853 (SIGH) 424 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:19,937 Kill them. 425 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,314 -Wait! - Uh... 426 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,774 Wait, I have an idea. 427 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,112 Well, do it. 428 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,157 Maybe it won't work, but it's worth the try. 429 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,409 - (SNIFTS, SIGHS) - ♪ (ECCENTRIC MUSIC) ♪ 430 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,411 Well... 431 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,247 (SIGH) Mmm. Hmm. 432 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,625 Okay. (EXHALE) 433 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,585 What is your idea? 434 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,839 Ah, if you do me a favor to see over there. 435 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,343 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪ 436 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,471 - Keep doing the same thing. - Shoot him. 437 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,559 Oh, my God. 438 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,770 ♪ ("FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE" PLAYS FROM METALLICA) ♪ 439 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,563 - Oh, hell. They found us. - Oh, no. 440 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,607 Shoot! Shoot the drones! 441 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,276 (DRONES BUZZ) 442 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,403 - (GUNSHOT) - (REBELS SCREAM) 443 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,616 (REBELS SCREAM) 444 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,795 BARRY: Come on, come on, come on... 445 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,172 -Barry, wait! - Sorry, friends. 446 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,382 (SCREAMS) 447 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,218 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC) ♪ 448 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,845 Don't let yourself be electrocuted, idiot! Oh no! 449 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,722 (BARRY MOANS) 450 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,478 - Give me your hand. -Because? 451 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,313 I don't want to have to look for you again. 452 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,362 - ♪ (EPIC MUSIC) ♪ - (DEVICE BEEP) 453 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:54,323 (ZUMBA DEVICE) 454 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,492 (REBELS GROW) 455 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,956 (ZUMBA PORTAL) 456 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,209 - ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ -Don't run away and shoot! 457 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,337 - (BUZZING WHISTLE) - (SCREAMS WITH ECHO) 458 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,507 ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪ 459 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,550 (END BUZZ) 460 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,427 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC) ♪ 461 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,555 Oh, excuse me. I was going to buy that Necronomicon. 462 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,056 (SCOCKS) Don't be arrogant. 463 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,100 you can't drive this level of magic. 464 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,227 Ah... here. 465 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,646 Alchemy for dummies. It's more at your level. 466 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,856 (MONS) 467 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,857 I'll show you my level. 468 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,692 Sempe faldinhe un pear! 469 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,901 (ROAR WITH WHISTLE) 470 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,699 (GRUNTS, COMPLAINS) 471 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,367 DENISE: Oh, my God. 472 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,037 -What happened? Where are we? - ♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪ 473 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,872 - Make it stop. - (HISSEA SNAKE) 474 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,874 - Mercy. - Wait. 475 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,208 Kyle? 476 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,251 (LAUGHS) 477 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,544 I wasn't going to kill him. 478 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,254 - Enough. - (SIGH) 479 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,839 - Good. - (HISSEA SNAKE) 480 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:52,882 Dnim reven. 481 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,260 (MOANING, BREATHING ROUGHLY) 482 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,179 What a sphincter face. 483 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,765 Do you want a sphincter face? Well I'll give you one. 484 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,725 Elohssa! 485 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,352 -Kyle! - ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) ♪ 486 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,728 What is happening? 487 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,937 I think... 488 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,066 we fell into a universe where the magic is real. 489 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,859 Wait. Did the machine work? 490 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,071 -Are we in another universe? - It's crazy, isn't it? 491 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,573 - Yes. And there is magic here? - ♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪ 492 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,909 If not, how do you explain the... 493 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,619 sphincter on your forehead? 494 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,871 -Is there a sphincter on my forehead? - (LAUGHS) 495 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,708 Ah! Ah, great. 496 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,628 Well, the good thing is that you touch them of joy they are no longer. 497 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,588 Oh yes, it's true. 498 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,923 (GRUNTS) It can't be. 499 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,466 - I have hemorrhoids. - (KYLE LAUGHS) 500 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,135 ♪ (ETHEREAL MUSIC) ♪ 501 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,804 Here we will be safe. 502 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,307 GROUP: (SINGS) Burn the scientist! 503 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,142 -Burn the scientist! - ♪ (THREATENING MUSIC) ♪ 504 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,477 GROUP: Burn the scientist! 505 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,937 BERT: Kripke, help me. 506 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,731 Hey, hey, is it really necessary? 507 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,941 Yes. 508 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,859 I tried. 509 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,613 GROUP: Ignem elem cientificus! Ignem elem cientificus! 510 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,948 Ignem elem cientificus! 511 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,284 ♪ ("GRID" PLAYS FROM GENIUS PERFUME) ♪ 512 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:07,873 ♪ (SINGER VOCALIZES) ♪ 513 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,924 ♪ (END OF SONG) ♪ 36206

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