Original subtitles

- (BIKE BELL) - ♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪

- (BIRDS CHEW) - (INDISTINT TALK)

Incredible.

No more mutants nor giant moths.

- The world is better. - For you, maybe.

(WITH ROTACISM) I lost my harem.

Mm, you know they weren't healthy relationships.

Everything was consensual. Sex for food.

I looked everywhere. Denise is not there.

Eh, it must have been far away

of the interdimensional bubble

of the device by Leonard and Sheldon.

What the hell does that mean?

Oh, I don't know. I'm just guessing.

- KYLE: Hello, Stuart. - STUART: Hello.

- TREVOR: Hello. - Hello.

I can't believe I lost to the love of my life

and I found you.

Let's not forget that he killed Raj.

(LAUGHS) Wait, there are two possibilities.

One, the world in which we were no longer exists,

in which case I didn't "kill Raj".

Two, that world and this one are part

of an infinite number of worlds, in which case

I killed an infinite number from "Rajes".

That is, a rounding error.

Oh, excuse me. I was going to buy that number.

Oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Here. (LAUGHS) I had no idea.

- I know it wasn't your intention. - ♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪

- TREVOR: I forgive you. - Thank you so much.

Thanks to you.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Oh how much

by Superman and Lex Luthor: best friends30?

-"Best friends"? - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪

Let me see.

NARRATOR: Superman and Lex Luthor: best friends.

What the hell?

Stuart. Look at this.

the whole wall It has Archie comics.

That? I'm not selling Archie.

Now yes.

Ricky Ricón: Effective altruist, number 12.

Ricky Ricon? That?

Something is wrong here.

You surely ruined the machine.

Did I ruin it?

You killed the one who knew use the damn thing.

- (MONS) - Hey, we're all friends.

- Yes, don't argue. - Shut up.

you pressed the stupid button.

Well, what should I do?

- You are the one who... - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(BOTH MOAN, WHEAN)

We have to go.

- That's a lovely idea. - (LAUGHS) Thank you.

(BOTH SHAKE)

- (BUZZING STOPS) - (SIGH)

♪ (DARK MUSIC) ♪

Oh. This shouldn't be there.

-What happened to us? - I don't know.

I have a hypothesis.

Share it.

Have you noticed things What do they have on the back of their neck?

- (STUART GROWNS, MOANS) -What? What things?

- Find out. - (SIGH)

- Oh, wow. - It's not good.

Now, try to argue.

What are you talking about? That's the stupidest thing...

- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANING, BABBLING)

(SCREAMS, MOANS)

Maybe you hit the nail on the head.

♪ (MUSICAL CURTAIN PLAYS) ♪

NARRATOR: Stuart fails to save the universe.

Spoiler: Zack appears in this one.

♪ (END OF MUSICAL CURTAIN) ♪

♪ (ANIMATED MUSIC) ♪

Gentlemen, this is hell.

Oh really? Everyone is nice to everyone.

Hello.

Yes, they have implanted devices in the back of the neck

so that they are pretty.

Do you want to activate the Sheldon-Leonard apparatus

and try another universe?

No, thanks. we could go to a worse place.

Like where humans are the food

of lizardmen?

Yes, like that.

Or one where everyone be french,

but no one speaks French.

What's that?

♪ (THREATENING MUSIC) ♪

BERT: Maybe...

a large floating obelisk

shapeless apparent propulsion.

(WITH ROTACISM) Seriously, You're starting to get fed up...

- (DRONY BUZZING) - (GROANING)

- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANS, COMPLAINS)

(END BUZZING)

- (MOANING) - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

- (SHORT BUZZ) -Another piece of the puzzle?

Maybe.

- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (BARRY SCREAMS)

- ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪ - I think we are seeing

a classic totalitarian dystopia

with a touch of surveillance and mind control.

-A touch? - It means just a little.

Yes, I know what it means...

- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANS, COMPLAINS)

(SLURPS THROUGH NOSE, PANTS)

(JOYFULLY) I know what it means.

And this is what I think:

we have to go to Caltech and look for Leonard and Sheldon.

Well, do it and I'll look for Denise.

Look, with all due respect... (BREATH DEEP)

Maybe we shouldn't separate us.

And you have every right to have an opinion...

but I'm in love of this woman

and I have to find her.

And I understand it.

- Thank you. - Mhm.

Idiot. (MOAN)

- (GRUNTS) Shit! - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

- (END BUZZING) - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪

(MOAN)

NARRATOR: Institute of Technology from California.

♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC) ♪

NARRATOR: Miss Nowitzki.

- BERT: Hello. Can you help us? - Well, I hope so.

Brilliant. We search to Dr. Leonard Hofstadter

or maybe to Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Do you have an appointment?

- Huh. - No.

Oh, I wish they had a date.

(TYPE)

-Can we make one? - Clear.

So we want a date.

I don't schedule appointments.

They must contact to his assistants.

(TYPE)

Okay, mmm,

and how can we contact them?

Calling them.

(BREATH DEEP)

And can you give us your numbers?

Can't. (LAUGHTER)

(BREATH DEEP)

Okay, we are in the middle of a crisis

and we need to talk to them.

(WHISPERS) Lord, I ask you Don't raise your voice.

I'm not raising my voice.

(LOADS VOICE) I'm just trying to...

- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANS, COMPLAINS)

I'm sorry,

we are new to all this of the button on the neck.

- (LAUGHTER) - (BARRY COMPLAINS)

♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪

(PANTS)

Oh, thank God.

(INTERCOM BUZZING)

DENISE: (OVER INTERCOM) Yes?

Denise?

- DENISE: Who is this? - I'm Stuart.

DENISE: Oh, What a pleasant surprise!

Pass.

(SAFE BUZZER) FROM THE DOOR)

DENISE: Gary, You will never guess who arrived.

- You have to calm down. - I understand. Shall we start again?

- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - Of course.

This is the thing.

Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper

they made a device very special.

If someone here did a special device,

without a doubt it is the two of them.

- Without a doubt. - (LAUGHTER)

- You're doing well. - (EXHALE)

In short, the device tore the fabric of reality,

maybe causing let the universe collapse

- and regrowth. -"Webuote"?

- Yes, regrowth. -What is "webuote"?

Regrowth...

like a plant that sprouts.

-"Webuota"? - New outbreak.

-"Webuote"? - New outbreak.

Stupid, stupid...

- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOAN, GROWL)

can't pronounce the letter "R".

Ah, "regrowth." (LAUGHS) That makes more sense.

♪ (CHEERY MUSIC) ♪

♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

Okay, I'm going to say it.

And sorry if it doesn't make sense.

Denise, we we are destined

to be together and I have come from a parallel universe

to... claim you.

Wow, strong statements.

- Awesome. - (DENISE LAUGHS)

Okay, you are like a recurring joke

- in all this, right? -Did you say?

Oh, it's not important.

I can only tell you that you don't have to live

with this AI... controlling you.

-As? - It's something complicated.

I have a machine in my store that... is...

(DOUBT) Oh, it's something that... that...

You'll have to trust me.

-Can I ask a question? - Clear.

I understand that you must feel very upset about this...

I'm not upset. Are you upset?

- No, of course not. -What do you want her to do?

Well...

Like I said, I want me to leave you.

and come with me.

Wow. Denise?

To be honest, it's tempting.

- (LAUGHS) -Really?

- Sure. -Sure?

But then, Is that okay with you?

- Yes, she can't stand me. - It's true. (LAUGHS)

- Oh, and why are they still together? - DENISE: Hm.

Because if I leave, Gary would be upset.

- It would be traumatic. - And we learned

not to bother the other.

- Because... it hurts. - Ouch.

Hey, wait. Do you know that she is unhappy

and that seems good to you?

He's just unhappy when she's sober,

and it doesn't happen often.

No no. I have a problem

with the... (CLICKS TONGUE) So...

- (LAUGHS) - (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)

Mhm.

I understand. what kind of world crazy and upside down is this?

Denise, you have the right. to be happy.

(RAISES VOICE) There is no reason

to stay with someone What makes you my...

- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (MOANING, BABBLING)

(STUART BABBLING)

-Rum and coke? - Diet. How beautiful.

Immediately.

- (BABBLING, MOANING) - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪

(INHALE, MOAN)

♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

- Allow me. - Yes.

- Hello. - Hello.

In another universe, I worked in this building.

Oh really? In what department?

Geology.

Hmm. That no longer exists in this building.

Why not?

we made space for the important sciences.

Ah... Geology is an important science.

But they moved it to the warehouse

behind the gym.

(RAISES VOICE) Why did they remove

a field of study that examines

the physical structure of the planet...?

- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) - (WHIMES, GROWLS)

(MONS)

Nice try, dummy...

(ELECTRIC BUZZING)

(MOAN)

I'm not interested in that woman.

(PANTS)

Plus, I got over it.

Luckily, your pants are dark.

TRUE.

(POLICE SIREN)

NARRATOR: To comfort and support.

It can't be good.

Hello friends. Do you have a minute?

What happens?

Officer McCaffrey and Officer Denison.

Tell me Steve.

And today we will be your officers of arrest.

- Oh. What did we do? - (LAUGH)

"What did we do?"

- I love these two. - Yes.

Seriously, what did we do?

The constant anger

- it becomes a police matter. - DENISON: Don't worry,

They will explain everything

at the reeducation center.

(MOANING) Oh, I don't like it how do you hear that?

But you will like them

complimentary bottles of water

and granola bars

in the back seat.

(BARRY SIGHS)

Look, a floating obelisk!

♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪

(SIGH) Oh, dear.

- (DEVICE BEEP) - (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

- ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ - (BARRY MOANS)

- Yes, I'm going in. - Yes.

- Oh, thank you. - Yes.

Over here.

With gas or without gas?

♪ (DREAMY GENTLE MUSIC) ♪

Hello. I am a theater actress,

cinema and television, Christine Baranski.

I know you wonder What are you doing here?

Simply: because you are mediocre.

(IMITATES ELECTRICAL BUZZING) Ouch! (LAUGHS) Am I wrong?

Well, maybe this is it a good opportunity

to remind us, and by that I mean you,

why this is the best of all possible worlds.

I loved it in the first one from Mamma Mia!

But in the second I was already very old.

- (SHOUT) - CHRISTINE: Not long ago,

human beings were on the verge of extinction.

- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Violence, crime

and war proliferated.

So, our government

he looked for the smart guys from Silicon Valley and said:

"Can you save us of ourselves?"

(LAUGHS) Wow, they did it.

Well, the AI did it that they created.

Shortly after, he turned against its creators,

- killing them without mercy. - ♪ (THOUGHTFUL MUSIC) ♪

AI implanted devices electronic punishment

in the brainstem of everyone.

And a little more aerial surveillance,

suddenly we had a world free of anger, war

and comics with insults.

Does it work all the time? If I did, you wouldn't be here

starting your process of reeducation

- 30 months. - ♪ (GENTILE MUSIC) ♪

What if it's going to hurt? (LAUGHS) How you can't imagine.

But when you leave here, You are going to be very happy, my friend.

- We have to escape. -As?

I don't know, But I'll think of something.

♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪

♪ (INTENSIFIED MUSIC) ♪

♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

NARRATOR: Thirty months later. Just to consider.

- (SIGH) - ♪ (ANIMATED MUSIC) ♪

- I'm glad I didn't escape. - Me too.

It was an honor to rehabilitate myself

- with you. - (LAUGHS)

I'm craving something sweet. Who wants frozen yogurt?

Oh, I love it. I invite

Oh, thanks, friend.

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

- (WHEELS SQUEAK) - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC) ♪

BARRY: What's going on?

I think they are kidnapping us.

Ah, I wanted my yogurt.

(ENGINE ACCELERATES)

♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

- BARRY: Stuart? - STUART: Yes?

BARRY: Are you okay?

STUART: Yeah, good. Thanks for asking.

BERT: I'm fine too.

(STUART SIGHS)

Zach?

-Do you know me? - STUART: Sure.

We... well, not in this universe.

Ah, I mean... (HESITES)

It doesn't matter.

Well, whatever, Consider yourselves rescued.

Rescued? They released us.

After locking ourselves for two and a half years?

-Oh really? - Yes, seriously.

Wow. How embarrassing. (LAUGHS)

-Who are you? - Oh, sorry.

Uh, yeah. We are the Resistance.

and this is our headquarters.

It was a shipping center from Amazon.

We take the rent.

- STUART: Oh. - We didn't have a guarantor, but...

COMMANDER: Thank you, soldier. Retire.

I'll take care of it.

ZACK: Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry, ma'am.

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC) ♪

Penny?

- (MOANING) - ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪

Oh, and why is that?

Did it make you angry?

No. Why do you think What would he do to me...?

(MOAN)

-What are you doing? - Deprogramming.

(SCREAMS, MOANS)

Hey. That's unnecessary.

(MOAN)

And this? Is it unnecessary?

(GRUNTS)

Excuse me, young lady, but this is too much...

Ouch!

-Why aren't you receiving downloads? - This place is armored.

-Uh. Brilliant. - Yes, impressive.

(MOANER, SIGH)

When will you stop hitting us?

- When they get angry. - Oh.

- (MOANING) -Are you angry?

No.

- (STUART SCREAMS) -Are you angry?

No.

- (SCREAMS) - (SCREAMS) Are you angry?

Yeah!

I'm upset. I'm upset.

How are you?

Furious and maybe, a little excited.

- (GRUNTS) - (LAUGHS) Yes, ma'am.

I can't understand it. Why... did they rescue us?

- Because I called them. - ♪ (INTRIGING MUSIC) ♪

30 months ago.

What do you want me to do? I lead a rebellion, okay?

Denise! You came back for me.

No, actually. I found your machine.

Teach us how to take down AI.

- Oh... ah... - (CUT SEALS)

I think I wasn't clear with that.

It won't solve your problems with AI, you know?

BARRY: Yeah, it'll just get us out.

of his happy and fascist universe.

Furthermore, actually We don't know how to use it.

We have theories.

Wait. Does no one know How to end the tyrant AI?

(DOUBT) I... no. Bert?

- No. -Kripke?

Hey. To be honest no.

(SIGH)

Kill them.

-Wait! - Uh...

Wait, I have an idea.

Well, do it.

Maybe it won't work, but it's worth the try.

- (SNIFTS, SIGHS) - ♪ (ECCENTRIC MUSIC) ♪

Well...

(SIGH) Mmm. Hmm.

Okay. (EXHALE)

What is your idea?

Ah, if you do me a favor to see over there.

♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪

- Keep doing the same thing. - Shoot him.

Oh, my God.

♪ ("FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE" PLAYS FROM METALLICA) ♪

- Oh, hell. They found us. - Oh, no.

Shoot! Shoot the drones!

(DRONES BUZZ)

- (GUNSHOT) - (REBELS SCREAM)

(REBELS SCREAM)

BARRY: Come on, come on, come on...

-Barry, wait! - Sorry, friends.

(SCREAMS)

♪ (TENSE MUSIC) ♪

Don't let yourself be electrocuted, idiot! Oh no!

(BARRY MOANS)

- Give me your hand. -Because?

I don't want to have to look for you again.

- ♪ (EPIC MUSIC) ♪ - (DEVICE BEEP)

(ZUMBA DEVICE)

(REBELS GROW)

(ZUMBA PORTAL)

- ♪ (END OF MUSIC) ♪ -Don't run away and shoot!

- (BUZZING WHISTLE) - (SCREAMS WITH ECHO)

♪ (INTENSE MUSIC) ♪

(END BUZZ)

♪ (SOFT MUSIC) ♪

Oh, excuse me. I was going to buy that Necronomicon.

(SCOCKS) Don't be arrogant.

you can't drive this level of magic.

Ah... here.

Alchemy for dummies. It's more at your level.

(MONS)

I'll show you my level.

Sempe faldinhe un pear!

(ROAR WITH WHISTLE)

(GRUNTS, COMPLAINS)

DENISE: Oh, my God.

-What happened? Where are we? - ♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪

- Make it stop. - (HISSEA SNAKE)

- Mercy. - Wait.

Kyle?

(LAUGHS)

I wasn't going to kill him.

- Enough. - (SIGH)

- Good. - (HISSEA SNAKE)

Dnim reven.

(MOANING, BREATHING ROUGHLY)

What a sphincter face.

Do you want a sphincter face? Well I'll give you one.

Elohssa!

-Kyle! - ♪ (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) ♪

What is happening?

I think...

we fell into a universe where the magic is real.

Wait. Did the machine work?

-Are we in another universe? - It's crazy, isn't it?

- Yes. And there is magic here? - ♪ (SUSPENSE MUSIC) ♪

If not, how do you explain the...

sphincter on your forehead?

-Is there a sphincter on my forehead? - (LAUGHS)

Ah! Ah, great.

Well, the good thing is that you touch them of joy they are no longer.

Oh yes, it's true.

(GRUNTS) It can't be.

- I have hemorrhoids. - (KYLE LAUGHS)

♪ (ETHEREAL MUSIC) ♪

Here we will be safe.

GROUP: (SINGS) Burn the scientist!

-Burn the scientist! - ♪ (THREATENING MUSIC) ♪

GROUP: Burn the scientist!

BERT: Kripke, help me.

Hey, hey, is it really necessary?

Yes.

I tried.

GROUP: Ignem elem cientificus! Ignem elem cientificus!

Ignem elem cientificus!

♪ ("GRID" PLAYS FROM GENIUS PERFUME) ♪

♪ (SINGER VOCALIZES) ♪

♪ (END OF SONG) ♪