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I think I'm falling in love
with someone else.
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I don't even know
if it's anything.
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We haven't...
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I haven't. I...
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I wanted to talk to you first.
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Okay.
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I still love you.
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Okay.
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Do you want me to move out?
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No, I love living with you.
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Do you want me to move out?
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This is your house.
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It's our house.
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I love living with you too.
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So...
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What, what do you want to do?
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I guess I'm just asking
for your permission
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to see where this goes.
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Okay.
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Let's see where this goes.
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Do you hate me?
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I love you as much as ever.
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♪ French inhale ♪
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♪ French inhale ♪
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You're up next.
One minute.
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Hey, it's my favorite
band, The Talking Heads.
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You're up next, one minute.
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I just said that.
- Suzo just said that.
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Oh yeah. Well, just
checking if you girls
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know how to tell the time.
You do? Okay, great.
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You should have his job.
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Whatever. He'll die desperate
and alone,
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choking on his last Viagra.
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In five,
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four,
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three, two, one.
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You're up.
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I'm Sonny Lee.
This is Max Music.
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Next up, Rexdale and Lawrence
Heights represent,
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Ghetto Concept and
Crazy World.
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{\an8}♪ That's acting shady ♪
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♪ Show love to the ghetto
that raised me ♪
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♪ Now I look out for my... ♪
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♪ Look out, it's the dawn
of a new year ♪
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My birth control expired.
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I didn't know it could do that.
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We haven't had sex in so long,
my birth control expired.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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I didn't.
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What?
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Your shirt, it's enormous.
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It's a mens small.
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Well, you're not a small man.
It's okay, it's cute.
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It makes you look like you're
not wearing pants.
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Hey, I made you something.
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It's an old copy of 'The Happy
Prince' by Oscar Wilde.
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I painted over the cover.
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Thank you.
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I gotta go.
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Oh, do you want me
to come with you?
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Nah. The last time
we went out,
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you just ended up in a corner,
reading a book.
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Well, I enjoy going out
with you. I always do.
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It's okay, I'll be back soon.
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Hey, mystic muffin.
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I like your shirt.
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No one feels good when his
girlfriend starts falling
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for some other guy.
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Well, I didn't say I feel good,
but I don't feel bad.
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It's what Sonny wants, and I'm
willing to go along with it.
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Maybe you don't really love her.
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I love Sonny.
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She's the best girlfriend
I've ever had.
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You've only had two
other girlfriends.
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Hmm.
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Well, she's the best
of the three.
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And I think it shows how much
we trust each other
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that we can talk about this.
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It'll never work.
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Yeah, Sonny has access.
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Access?
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To sex. Women have
greater access to sex.
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Bad sex.
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Good or bad, you have access.
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What you need is a plan.
You're not exactly social.
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What will you do to compete?
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Well, it's not a competition.
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Wait till she starts having sex,
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then your jealousy
will really set in.
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You'll hear them fucking.
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He's not gonna be actively
listening, taking notes.
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You're not, right?
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Maybe you should.
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How will you have sex?
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How do you get sex, Cain?
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Well, I'm sensitive,
I'm a terrific listener--
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Dad shit.
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Excuse me?
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They'll only fuck you if they
have crazy daddy issues.
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That is such an unfair
byproduct of the patriarchy.
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Sorry, what?
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When men have mom shit,
they strangle 15 co-eds.
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When women have dad shit,
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they date guys in Fedoras
who make them feel stupid.
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What about girls with mom shit?
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They date musicians.
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Hey, Mo.
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It's late.
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Sorry.
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I didn't mean to wake you.
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I couldn't sleep.
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Hmm.
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I can't.
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I am just, I feel like
because of Miles...
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It's complicated.
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I thought we were trying
an open relationship.
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I know I want to, but...
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I wish I was...
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more open.
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That's fine, I understand.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't be sorry.
I'm not sorry.
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We should get some sleep.
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Okay. Goodnight, Chester.
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Goodnight.
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Watch your step there.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure?
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I'm fine.
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You can let go,
I can handle it.
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Okay.
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Oh my god!
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That doesn't
look comfortable.
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That'll be
comfortable.
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Let me fix it.
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No, you don't
have to do that.
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Please, I want to.
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What's all this?
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Water.
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And this?
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That's the date I refilled it.
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You've gotta get rid of these.
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They're taking up
too much space.
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No, just leave them.
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Remember when the
water main broke
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and the city shut off our water?
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Yeah, for like a day.
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Are you stockpiling for
the end of the world?
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Oh, my aim is so good!
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I'm going to get you!
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You must have been
emotionally devastated.
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I'm fine, you know.
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Listening to them, it felt
like I'd conquered
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something negative in me.
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You know, it's perfectly natural
to feel jealousy
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in a situation like that.
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Jealousy isn't natural.
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It's learned behavior.
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Go ahead and continue
suppressing those emotions.
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Chester Brown?
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I love you. I just love you.
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Thank you.
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I'm fine.
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Could you sign this for me?
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Don't be stupid.
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How's your line been?
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Mediocre.
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Don't lie to me.
- Long, it's been long.
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I've written more books
than you.
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I know.
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Porn stars have longer
lines than me.
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Porn stars?
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That's Mandy Mulling.
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She's not a porn star,
she's a centerfold.
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Whatever. Go get
a picture, if you want.
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Nah, I'm not
that desperate.
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It's only 50 bucks.
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50 bucks is a lot of money
just for a hug.
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I would rather you
sign this for me.
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Chester, it's a comp.
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We always give each other
our books.
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With the money you save,
throw in another 50
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and you could hire
a prostitute.
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A lot of guys
do it the wrong way.
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Start by standing tall,
muscles engaged.
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Squeeze the crap out
of the dumbbell.
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Squeeze hard,
come right back down.
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Increase your punch power.
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You whack, and it's one
knuckle
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that slaps the bone.
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Oh, Chet, hey.
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Sorry, man, did I wake you?
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No.
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Oh, I bet I did. You're
just being polite.
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Also. I got you a
burrito last night.
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It's in the fridge.
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Oh, thanks.
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Look, I know that
this shit is dumb,
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but I fucking love it.
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You wanna try?
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00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:06,923
No. I'm--
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Oh, come on. I'll let you
kick me in the crotch.
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Oh, I don't--
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I'm kidding.
Come on, man.
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No, I'm--
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Come on, Chester.
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No, it's, it's fine.
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Yeah, come on, let's go.
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It's a great way to
start the day.
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Okay, so I want you
to follow me.
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This, this is called the
root down position.
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Okay.
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Generate more
power with each kick.
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Alright, I want your
shoulders a little wider.
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Bend your knees.
There you go.
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Spread your legs a little.
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Yeah.
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All right, and now we kick
like motherfuckers.
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More pivots.
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Welcome to Monday,
Max Music Heads.
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Sonny, welcoming you
with my snot rag.
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If you suffer from
seasonal allergies,
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be sure to eat a lot
of these,
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oranges and kiwis,
chalk full of vitamin C.
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Just spread your legs a bit.
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Do you still have that
Jules Arrows book?
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Yeah.
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Can I borrow it?
- Sure.
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Where's Miles?
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Says that he's at home sick.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,297
Yeah. I'm gonna go over
and see if he's okay.
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That'd be nice.
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Then we'll see how sick
he really is.
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Sonny!
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Dude, I didn't think
that you'd care.
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Dear Jules, I'm
a 30-year-old virgin,
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overweight straight guy.
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I'm incredibly scared about
putting myself out there.
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I just don't know
where to begin.
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Dear 30-year-old Virgin,
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Off the top of my head,
hire an escort
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through a reputable
escort agency
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or find one who works
independently.
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Search her reviews on
established review sites.
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Be totally honest about
your inexperience.
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Ask her what her
hourly rate is.
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Do not attempt to
negotiate a price.
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110 for half,
160 for the full hour.
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Okay. Uh, could you
describe yourself, please?
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I'm very attractive.
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Five six, a hundred
and twenty pounds,
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35 C, 24-36.
I'm 28 years old.
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Uh, uh, 28?
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Yeah.
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00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,310
Okay. Uh, thank you, bye.
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I'm beautiful,
blonde, very sensuous.
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Five-three, 36D, 25-37.
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135 pounds.
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00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,118
Um, and how much
do you charge?
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A hundred for half,
1 5 0 for the full hour.
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I see. That's a little
pricey for me.
266
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,333
Okay, thank you
for your time.
267
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,715
Make an appointment
to meet in a safe,
268
00:21:40,715 --> 00:21:43,009
mutually agreeable location.
269
00:21:43,009 --> 00:21:45,345
Display your money,
the agreed upon amount,
270
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,557
and place it clearly on a
nightstand or table.
271
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,058
She'll know what to do.
272
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,561
Be respectful, l et her lead.
273
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,021
Use condoms, and tip the lady.
274
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,901
Come to 386 Sherwin,
go through the iron gate.
275
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,237
The entry code is 5 8 3 6.
276
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,738
We're the first door
on the right.
277
00:22:03,738 --> 00:22:05,490
There's a locked door
with a number pad.
278
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,743
Press 5 6 1 2, then go
to apartment 306.
279
00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:11,329
Oh, hang on, hang on.
That's too many numbers.
280
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:14,875
5 6 1 2.
281
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,377
Apartment 306.
282
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,339
5 6 1 2, 306.
283
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:23,216
Okay, I got it.
Thank you.
284
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,535
Hi.
285
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,125
My name is Steve.
286
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,880
Money, please.
287
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,882
Oh, yes, sorry.
288
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,678
Thanks. Make yourself
comfortable.
289
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:50,679
I'll be right back.
290
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,406
Would you like to start
with a massage?
291
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,285
Would you wanna start
with a massage?
292
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:59,039
Do you want to massage me?
293
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:03,376
No, but I understand
I should let you lead.
294
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,298
Is this your first time?
295
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,425
Yes, it is.
296
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,678
Steve, this is about
what you want.
297
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,639
What do you want?
298
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,309
I wanna have vaginal
intercourse with you.
299
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,560
Okay.
300
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,292
Oh, my goodness.
301
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:47,796
What would you like?
302
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,673
Me on the bottom?
303
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,424
Anything.
304
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,327
Uh.
305
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,788
Steve, are you okay?
306
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,666
I'm all done.
307
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,878
Oh, great.
308
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,629
Oh.
309
00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,555
Whoa, that's a generous tip.
310
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,265
You're an angel.
311
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,935
We just moved, and that
eats up a lot of money.
312
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,562
This will really come in handy.
313
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,565
Well, I was totally happy with
the whole experience.
314
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,439
You look happy.
315
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,649
I am happy.
316
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,734
I love it when you're happy.
317
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:35,195
I just saw a prostitute.
318
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:39,699
Why?
319
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:43,620
Well, exploring new
methods of intimacy.
320
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,455
Couldn't you wait to meet
someone you like
321
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,875
who likes you? I mean, that's
what people normally do.
322
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:52,462
Well, I don't want to be in
another relationship.
323
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,590
I, I thought the whole point
was for us to, you know,
324
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,050
try new things and--
325
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,760
Yeah, no, I mean, yes.
326
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,222
I'm glad you're having fun.
327
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,725
Um, are you gonna do it again?
328
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,143
Yes.
329
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:14,067
Um, then can I ask you a favor?
330
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,902
Sure.
331
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:18,488
Never bring them here.
332
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,825
Okay.
333
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,665
Miles and I broke up.
334
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,667
Oh no.
335
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,086
Just me, buddy, excuse me.
336
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,672
I'm sorry.
337
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,843
Don't be, I made a real
fool of myself.
338
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,345
I don't know what's
wrong with me.
339
00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:45,015
Nothing is wrong with you.
340
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,183
Okay, nothing.
341
00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:53,190
Thanks. Now tell me
more details.
342
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,443
Let's see.
Um, she was so nice.
343
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:58,320
I only brought
one book with me.
344
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,238
I didn't want to bring
my backpack.
345
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,782
Didn't want that to be strange.
346
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,545
It turned out really well.
347
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,848
Remember this?
348
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,528
She must think we're idiots.
349
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,072
I wonder if she thinks we're
silly giant dogs.
350
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:44,658
{\an8}You guys have a lint brush?
351
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,784
Hi, I'm Anne.
352
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:28,577
Come on in.
353
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,545
Did you do
anything before this?
354
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:42,465
I used to work at a massage
parlor, but I hated it.
355
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,385
Massage parlor,
or a rub and tug.
356
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,762
A rub and tug.
- Hmm.
357
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,598
You still have to give
these massages
358
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:52,726
that really hurt my hands,
and I don't know,
359
00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:53,977
I like this better.
360
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,896
Less work, more money.
361
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,731
Oh.
362
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,319
This is all extra.
363
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,738
Thanks, Steve.
364
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:09,284
Also, I wanted to give you this,
brought this,
365
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,994
it's uh, it's what I do.
366
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:17,125
Wow. You make comics.
That's so cool.
367
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:20,420
You must have a great
imagination.
368
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,467
When I started paying for sex,
I used a fake name.
369
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,844
That's my real name.
370
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,430
Chester Brown.
371
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:35,936
Who's this? Louis Ry--
372
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:38,438
Louis Riel, the 19th century
Metis leader
373
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,358
who led two rebellions against
the Canadian government.
374
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,985
You probably learned about
him in history class.
375
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,071
So is this like a funny version?
376
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,948
No, it's serious.
377
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,535
Well, I have something
to read later.
378
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,542
You okay?
379
00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:02,629
Yeah, just running
outta sperm.
380
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,633
It's so fucking expensive.
381
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,219
If this one doesn't
take, I--
382
00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:10,512
You could adopt.
383
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,390
Yeah. I mean, that's
more expensive.
384
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:16,101
Plus there's the whole
lesbian thing.
385
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,813
Even now, now,
and probably forever.
386
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,566
I'm sorry.
387
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:24,860
You know, Chester might
give you some sperm.
388
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,655
Chester is so agreeable,
he'd give me his kidney
389
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,991
and I've only met the guy
like three times.
390
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,582
Would someone get that?
391
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,713
Guys, can one
of you please?
392
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:45,922
Hello?
393
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,641
Tell her it's
the wrong number.
394
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,815
I asked you to do one thing.
Why is that so hard for you?
395
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,109
I don't know. Maybe you
wanted to talk to her.
396
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,612
My mom is like
a Chinese fighting fish.
397
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,363
She kills anyone else
in the tank.
398
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,615
Okay.
399
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:12,949
There are boundaries.
I have to set boundaries.
400
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,410
Okay, okay. I get it.
You don't wanna talk to her!
401
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,037
Here, then don't!
402
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,457
Fuck.
403
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,709
Sorry.
404
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,935
Listening to them
argue is very unpleasant.
405
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,646
Ugh, I do not see
the attraction.
406
00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:45,982
I do, the guys built like the
Michaelangelo statue.
407
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,651
A lot of women like that.
408
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,819
We're taught that passion
involves objects
409
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,072
flying at your head. It's easy
to confuse passion
410
00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:54,533
with being treated like shit.
411
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:57,202
I would give anything for a
flying object in my head.
412
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:58,912
Oh, please, Cecil.
413
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,330
You know, our collective
sympathy for you
414
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,665
has long been depleted.
415
00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:03,959
I was supposed to be next.
416
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:07,837
I've gone without sex longer
than Chester. You cheated.
417
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,965
Well, it's not like I butted
in line in front of you.
418
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:11,633
Yeah, it is. You can't
play a heart
419
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,510
until the first heart's
been broken.
420
00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:16,096
I just left the line you're in,
the free sex line,
421
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:18,557
and I walked over to
the paying for sex line,
422
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,559
which you could do too.
It moves a lot faster.
423
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,811
There is no way I am
paying for sex.
424
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,729
The disease factor alone
is too scary.
425
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,356
Yes, plus you're too cheap.
426
00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:28,984
It's not expensive.
I budgeted it out.
427
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:30,735
Based on what I paid
Anne, plus tip,
428
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,530
I could afford to see someone
17 times a year.
429
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,865
I spent more than that
on Sonny last year
430
00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,826
and we didn't have sex anywhere
close to 17 times.
431
00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:39,327
Yes, and you're referring
to the child
432
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,787
you're currently exploiting?
433
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:43,331
Anne is not a child, she's 21.
434
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,250
She's very warm,
she's very nice.
435
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,627
I gave her one of my comics.
436
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:50,338
Why does she know
you are a cartoonist?
437
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,840
Why are you talking
to her at all?
438
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,425
This is just supposed
to be for sex.
439
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,718
You're not supposed
to talk to her.
440
00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,554
Getting to know each other
adds to the experience,
441
00:34:57,554 --> 00:35:01,057
makes it seem less cold
and more intimate.
442
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,018
If you ask me, if you'd like an
experience that's less cold
443
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:06,688
and more intimate, you should
try getting a girlfriend.
444
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,607
Okay. You got, you
can't play a heart
445
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,942
until the first heart's
been broken.
446
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,320
Unbelievable.
447
00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:34,883
You are so quiet.
448
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:37,177
It's hard to tell if
you're finished.
449
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:42,390
There's another girl who
works here, Amanda.
450
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,684
It's cool if you wanna
see her.
451
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:46,353
What's she like?
452
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:50,148
She's pretty, she
has big breasts.
453
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,275
She got a boob job.
454
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,194
Hmm.
455
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,864
I'm not a big fan
of fake breasts.
456
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,283
You're never gonna get
implants, are you?
457
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:03,370
I've thought about it.
458
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,705
I hate the way mine look.
459
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:09,042
They're perfect.
460
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,420
Most guys like big boobs.
461
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:15,632
Well, I like yours.
462
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:19,302
Then book another appointment.
463
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,392
Do you work in the evenings?
464
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:27,018
I only work in the afternoons.
465
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,730
At night, guys are drunk.
They're the worst.
466
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:33,692
Them and guys with big dicks.
467
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,903
I wish all my clients
were like you.
468
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:41,241
Fuck!
469
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,161
Gonna wake the fucker up!
470
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,371
Oh!
471
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,289
Fuck!
472
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,472
No kissing on the mouth,
473
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:05,640
no digging for gold,
474
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,683
no dining at the Y,
475
00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:09,019
no water sports,
no body slides,
476
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:09,853
no hugging,
477
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,479
and we use condoms
for everything,
478
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,523
including blowjobs.
479
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:14,941
Understood?
480
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,027
Agreed.
481
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,830
It's a very thorough inspection.
482
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,624
You can never be too careful.
483
00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:32,292
No, of course.
484
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,836
I think it's great that you
and Anne share clients.
485
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:37,631
Oh yeah, she says you're nice.
486
00:37:37,631 --> 00:37:41,051
Oh really? Oh, that's
really kind of her.
487
00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,387
How long have you been here?
488
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,682
A few months. I convinced her
to leave the rub and tug
489
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,310
so we could go into
business together.
490
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,396
All clear.
491
00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,441
What do you wanna do?
492
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:57,734
Have sex?
493
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,447
Can I get you guys
something to drink?
494
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,657
Coffee.
495
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:06,076
Alright.
Arabica, Robusta?
496
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,119
I don't care.
497
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,121
I have to ask.
498
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,540
First one.
499
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:20,257
Be right back with your drinks.
500
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:26,096
Hey, folks. Are you
having a beautiful day?
501
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,430
'Cause I am.
502
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,275
I'm quitting Max Music.
503
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,945
I'm starting my own
production company.
504
00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:46,157
Ramona's pregnant.
505
00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:49,870
Suzo!
506
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:52,455
I gotta get my shit together.
507
00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,834
You're gonna be such good moms.
508
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,772
What are you doing here?
509
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,608
I have an appointment with Anne.
510
00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:21,610
No, you have to leave.
We're done.
511
00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:23,361
Wait, what happened?
512
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,863
The cops came by.
513
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,741
They asked to speak to the boss,
we don't have a boss.
514
00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:28,825
They arrest you?
515
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:32,829
No, they wrecked everything
and they took our money.
516
00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:33,914
Where's Anne?
517
00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:35,624
She's on hiatus.
518
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:36,666
Well, wait, wait, wait, wait!
519
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,084
Uh...
520
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:41,171
if you see her, could you
give her this?
521
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,341
Right.
522
00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:22,045
What the fuck are you doing?!
523
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:26,424
Are you a fucking child?!
524
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:30,136
What the fuck's your
problem, Sonny?
525
00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,556
Carl!
526
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,368
Ches.
527
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:56,329
Hey, hey!
528
00:40:56,997 --> 00:40:59,332
Carl and I got into a fight.
529
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,586
He hates it when
his hair gets wet.
530
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,505
Get's frizzy.
531
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:10,552
He threw him Mo across
the room in her box.
532
00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:13,096
She could've died.
533
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:17,267
It's a good thing you're still
quick on your feet, Mo.
534
00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:20,520
He's gone.
535
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,940
I think that's probably
for the best.
536
00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:11,655
Amorous,
glamorous.
537
00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:21,414
Is this too much?
538
00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:26,962
Um, well, it is an Amorous
Glamorous sponsorship,
539
00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:29,005
so you're supposed to look
like you're amorous
540
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,840
and glamorous.
541
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,177
It looks like I have
a vagina on my face.
542
00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,679
Hmm.
543
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:42,853
♪ You talk a little too much
about love ♪
544
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:45,564
Very boy band.
545
00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:50,735
V.I.P. going out to Jordy.
546
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,612
This is Max Music on Demand.
547
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:56,992
Uh, we have Callie from
Oshawa on the line.
548
00:42:56,992 --> 00:42:58,034
Hi, Callie.
549
00:42:58,034 --> 00:42:59,661
Hi, Sonny.
550
00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:00,996
How are you, Callie?
551
00:43:00,996 --> 00:43:03,874
I'm good. How are you?
552
00:43:03,874 --> 00:43:09,296
Well, just sitting here
trying to mitigate
553
00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:14,217
a profound sense of ennui,
554
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:17,137
you know, just trying to
create something,
555
00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:21,641
anything actually, that isn't
vapid and self-serving,
556
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:24,269
and failing. Just failing.
557
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:27,188
But, you know, that's fine.
Failure is fine.
558
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,732
How are you coping?
559
00:43:28,732 --> 00:43:32,152
I just wanted to hear
New York City by Cub.
560
00:43:35,739 --> 00:43:39,075
♪ You called me last night ♪
561
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:41,870
♪ On the telephone ♪
562
00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:44,164
♪ And I was glad
to hear from you ♪
563
00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:46,500
♪ 'Cause I was all alone ♪
564
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,339
Hi.
565
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,425
Are you Tina?
566
00:43:57,802 --> 00:43:59,429
Yep.
567
00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:03,099
Come on in.
568
00:44:04,184 --> 00:44:05,310
Would I rather be
stuck in my hometown,
569
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,812
or stuck in a forest forever?
570
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:10,524
Well, I think I'd like to be
stuck in a forest forever.
571
00:44:10,524 --> 00:44:15,111
At least like, you know, you're
in nature, and I like nature.
572
00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:19,241
My hometown feels like
573
00:44:19,241 --> 00:44:22,244
where they would shoot
horror movies, you know?
574
00:44:22,244 --> 00:44:25,080
And like the Black people
die in the horror flick.
575
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,290
Like, I wouldn't make it out.
576
00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,251
Well, now I don't even feel
like I have a home.
577
00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:31,378
I mean, I know you've
been here longer,
578
00:44:31,378 --> 00:44:35,257
but I sometimes feel like
this place is my home.
579
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:40,387
Sit down.
580
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,770
You're not a cop, are you?
581
00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:52,649
No, are you a cop?
582
00:44:52,649 --> 00:45:02,701
No.
583
00:45:02,701 --> 00:45:04,494
Great.
584
00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:19,259
Okay.
585
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,303
I don't think I can do this.
586
00:45:21,803 --> 00:45:22,470
Why not?
587
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:25,765
I, I just don't wanna stay.
588
00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,560
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
589
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:33,273
We're in a house of
powerful people
590
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:37,694
and sometimes men
come on my chest.
591
00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:38,987
I like your optimism.
592
00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:42,699
Oh.
593
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,787
Don't be afraid, we're
just women here.
594
00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:51,333
What type of lady or service
are you looking for?
595
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:52,459
Oh, I can choose anyone.
596
00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:54,544
Of course.
597
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,715
Um, you?
598
00:46:00,509 --> 00:46:02,844
Angelina.
599
00:46:03,637 --> 00:46:05,555
You don't have to.
600
00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:07,474
Mm-hmm.
601
00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:29,496
Thank you.
602
00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:33,041
Uh, I'm definitely gonna
wanna see you again.
603
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:36,711
It's Angelina, right?
I'm Chester.
604
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:40,173
I think it was really lucky,
us meeting today.
605
00:46:40,173 --> 00:46:43,385
You know, 'cause I mean,
you never know
606
00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:45,470
what type of guy is
walking in here.
607
00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:48,056
And I never know exactly
what kind of situation
608
00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:50,225
I'm walking into.
609
00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:53,937
So, yeah, I think
it was really nice.
610
00:46:57,274 --> 00:46:58,608
What do you think?
611
00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:04,364
Maybe she's a sex slave.
612
00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:06,783
Just 'cause she didn't
speak English?
613
00:47:06,783 --> 00:47:09,077
The brothel was run in
an egalitarian way,
614
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:10,787
not by sex traffickers.
615
00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:12,164
Uh-huh.
616
00:47:12,164 --> 00:47:13,748
Look, if I thought she
was a sex slave,
617
00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:15,375
I would try to help her.
618
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,419
Did you ask her?
619
00:47:17,419 --> 00:47:19,796
Well, she didn't speak English.
620
00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:28,430
Why do you always go for
gorgeous young women,
621
00:47:28,430 --> 00:47:30,932
and not someone more mature?
622
00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:32,934
Why do you never
date Asian guys?
623
00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:34,728
People have their types.
624
00:47:34,728 --> 00:47:37,272
You know I was in love
with Tory Takashi.
625
00:47:37,272 --> 00:47:39,774
He wasn't into me. He said
I was like his sister.
626
00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:41,902
I would be totally fine being
with a more mature woman.
627
00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:43,904
I'm just saying when I can't
see the photo,
628
00:47:43,904 --> 00:47:46,072
the odds of finding someone
attractive are higher
629
00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:47,449
with a younger person.
630
00:47:47,449 --> 00:47:50,994
Coming from a pasty white guy,
that's fucking ridiculous.
631
00:47:58,126 --> 00:48:01,588
I mean, she is right.
You are old.
632
00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:02,505
And pasty.
633
00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,966
And strangely fragile,
like a baby bird.
634
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:07,469
And honestly, I'm shocked
that you're not tired
635
00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:10,138
by this lifestyle. It's sad.
636
00:48:10,138 --> 00:48:12,682
Don't feel sad for me.
I feel great.
637
00:48:12,682 --> 00:48:15,352
I answer to no one,
I'm enjoying myself.
638
00:48:15,352 --> 00:48:16,853
Don't you think it's
sad for her?
639
00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:18,146
I don't know.
640
00:48:18,146 --> 00:48:19,189
I don't know how she
feels about it.
641
00:48:19,189 --> 00:48:20,899
Some women like it,
some don't.
642
00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:22,651
For others, it's no different
than you doing
643
00:48:22,651 --> 00:48:24,194
a commercial art illustration.
644
00:48:24,194 --> 00:48:27,656
Yes, well, I hate that I have to
make illustrations for money.
645
00:48:27,656 --> 00:48:31,201
I don't understand why you don't
want, like, a real relationship.
646
00:48:31,201 --> 00:48:32,661
Romantic love is bullshit,
647
00:48:32,661 --> 00:48:34,829
and I'm not wasting any
more time chasing it.
648
00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:35,789
Alright, touchy, touchy.
649
00:48:35,789 --> 00:48:37,541
Romance is for people
who are insecure,
650
00:48:37,541 --> 00:48:41,419
who need to feel that they're
lovable or good looking,
651
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,505
or at least nice.
652
00:48:43,505 --> 00:48:46,591
You're not saying that everyone
in a romantic relationship
653
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:49,761
suffers from a fragile ego,
are you?
654
00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:52,180
I suppose they could be
in it for other reasons.
655
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,265
There are other reasons.
656
00:48:53,265 --> 00:48:54,891
Well, how
would you know?
657
00:48:54,891 --> 00:48:56,518
You haven't been in
anything lasting longer
658
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:57,394
than eight months.
659
00:48:57,394 --> 00:48:58,353
Now see here--
660
00:48:58,353 --> 00:49:01,064
And Cecil, you're a chronic
masturbator.
661
00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:01,982
Huh?
662
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,024
Laura.
663
00:49:03,024 --> 00:49:04,025
Yes?
664
00:49:05,068 --> 00:49:06,736
I can't think of anything
bad to say about you.
665
00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:07,904
Yeah.
666
00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:08,613
Of course you can't think of
anything bad to say about her,
667
00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,532
she hasn't had sex with you.
668
00:49:10,532 --> 00:49:13,326
You know, you idolize women
that won't have sex with you,
669
00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:14,786
and you look down
on the ones that do
670
00:49:14,786 --> 00:49:16,663
because you secretly
hate yourself.
671
00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:19,875
I learned that in therapy.
672
00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,042
You're projecting.
673
00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:23,837
Uh, no, no, no. It's, it's fine.
We, we all hate ourselves.
674
00:49:23,837 --> 00:49:25,213
I don't hate myself.
675
00:49:25,213 --> 00:49:27,424
I think I respect myself
quite a bit.
676
00:49:27,424 --> 00:49:29,009
Yeah, you're right, you
are pretty arrogant.
677
00:49:43,273 --> 00:49:45,692
I must be completely
honest with you.
678
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:55,410
I must be completely
frank with you.
679
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,166
I must be completely
frank with you.
680
00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:15,805
You okay?
681
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:21,394
Nervous.
682
00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:23,647
It's my first movie.
683
00:50:23,647 --> 00:50:25,440
Well, you'd never know it.
684
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,150
You're a natural.
685
00:50:27,984 --> 00:50:30,737
Scene 83 Alpha,
take one.
686
00:50:30,737 --> 00:50:31,279
Action.
687
00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:39,955
Oh.
688
00:50:41,248 --> 00:50:42,916
Oh.
689
00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:56,263
Why do you keep stopping?
690
00:50:57,556 --> 00:50:58,557
I don't know.
691
00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:00,100
It's starting to hurt, you know.
692
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:03,812
Oh, I'm sorry. Um, should we
use some more lubricant?
693
00:51:03,812 --> 00:51:08,191
No, it's fine. Just,
just keep going.
694
00:51:08,191 --> 00:51:09,526
Okay.
695
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,544
I, I can't finish.
696
00:51:28,461 --> 00:51:29,880
Ugh.
697
00:51:44,686 --> 00:51:47,147
Hi, I'm looking
for Angelina.
698
00:51:47,147 --> 00:51:48,815
I'm Angelina.
699
00:51:49,483 --> 00:51:51,151
The other Angelina?
700
00:51:52,402 --> 00:51:56,740
Oh, Angelina quit.
701
00:51:57,741 --> 00:51:59,534
Now that was
a good movie.
702
00:51:59,534 --> 00:52:00,994
They don't make films
like that anymore.
703
00:52:00,994 --> 00:52:04,039
I mean,
it was beautiful.
704
00:52:04,039 --> 00:52:06,708
Long, really long.
705
00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:07,542
Oh, it wasn't that long,
706
00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:09,503
you just have a short
attention span.
707
00:52:09,503 --> 00:52:11,296
It was over three hours.
708
00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:12,756
That's how long films
used to be.
709
00:52:12,756 --> 00:52:15,133
It used to be a transformative
experience.
710
00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:18,261
A three hour transformation?
711
00:52:18,929 --> 00:52:21,431
Sonny, I say this with love.
712
00:52:21,431 --> 00:52:23,433
I've noticed it's hard
for you to focus.
713
00:52:23,433 --> 00:52:24,518
You're so distracted.
714
00:52:24,518 --> 00:52:27,938
I think it's your job, all that
content, the pace.
715
00:52:27,938 --> 00:52:30,982
Life is like an
electrical outlet.
716
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:34,361
You need to be careful what
you plug your energy into.
717
00:52:34,361 --> 00:52:36,905
You need to get grounded.
718
00:52:39,366 --> 00:52:41,868
I think I might need
more than that.
719
00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:02,055
Are you Chester?
720
00:53:02,556 --> 00:53:03,431
Yes, I'm Chester.
721
00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:05,141
Were you waiting long?
722
00:53:05,475 --> 00:53:06,434
Two hours.
723
00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:09,145
Sorry, I was having problems
with my landlord.
724
00:53:09,145 --> 00:53:11,398
Can I have the money now?
725
00:53:12,065 --> 00:53:13,984
I have to pay the desk clerk.
726
00:53:28,832 --> 00:53:31,793
Shit, I forgot condoms.
727
00:53:31,793 --> 00:53:34,921
There's a pharmacy up the
street, I'll be right back.
728
00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:36,298
No.
729
00:53:36,298 --> 00:53:38,091
Read this.
730
00:53:38,508 --> 00:53:40,010
"Forks Out?"
731
00:53:40,010 --> 00:53:40,886
It's culinary.
732
00:53:40,886 --> 00:53:42,679
No, thank you. I've
changed my mind.
733
00:53:42,679 --> 00:53:43,680
I'm just gonna go home.
734
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,266
Are you sure I can't do
anything for you?
735
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:47,934
I'm fine, thank you.
736
00:53:49,102 --> 00:53:51,479
Gimme a call in a few
days. I owe you one, okay?
737
00:53:51,479 --> 00:53:53,023
Yeah, yeah.
738
00:53:53,023 --> 00:53:57,485
♪ You talk a little too much
about love ♪
739
00:53:57,485 --> 00:53:58,361
Rick?
740
00:53:58,361 --> 00:53:59,446
No.
741
00:53:59,446 --> 00:54:01,031
I can't do it anymore.
742
00:54:01,031 --> 00:54:02,782
I can't take another
manufactured boy band
743
00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:04,451
or corporate sponsorship.
744
00:54:04,451 --> 00:54:05,535
Ugh.
745
00:54:05,535 --> 00:54:08,455
Live, unscripted, rock and roll
television is dead.
746
00:54:08,455 --> 00:54:10,207
I'm done.
747
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:16,588
Well, you know, it's a shame
you're quitting
748
00:54:16,588 --> 00:54:20,133
because I really wanted
to fire you.
749
00:54:21,468 --> 00:54:22,886
But good luck out there.
750
00:54:24,221 --> 00:54:26,640
♪ Like I knew that you would
come to me ♪
751
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,059
♪ And we'd run away
with all our dreams ♪
752
00:54:29,059 --> 00:54:31,853
♪ But it's so cool that
we're together ♪
753
00:54:31,853 --> 00:54:34,648
♪ And we're smiling,
drinking soda ♪
754
00:54:41,363 --> 00:54:42,322
Hello?
755
00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:44,366
Yes, I'd like to make an
appointment, please.
756
00:54:44,366 --> 00:54:48,411
I'd be happy to see
you, but I only work out calls.
757
00:54:50,413 --> 00:54:51,957
Out call?
758
00:54:51,957 --> 00:54:54,334
I come to you.
759
00:54:55,085 --> 00:54:57,504
I, I've never done out call.
760
00:54:57,504 --> 00:55:00,257
It's up to you.
761
00:55:04,761 --> 00:55:07,097
Could you do right now?
We'd have to be quick.
762
00:55:21,528 --> 00:55:22,404
Hi.
763
00:55:22,404 --> 00:55:24,072
I'm Yulissa.
764
00:55:29,286 --> 00:55:31,413
That's a lot of water.
765
00:55:31,413 --> 00:55:33,540
Oh, uh...
766
00:55:34,624 --> 00:55:36,793
You must be thirsty.
767
00:55:38,795 --> 00:55:41,923
Could I offer you a pop
or a juice?
768
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,760
I'll have a pop.
769
00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:33,141
This is weird.
770
00:56:33,141 --> 00:56:34,267
What?
771
00:56:35,310 --> 00:56:38,396
Snuggling. Kind of forgotten
what it feels like.
772
00:56:40,524 --> 00:56:43,777
Do you always kiss your clients?
773
00:56:43,777 --> 00:56:45,904
Not always.
774
00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:49,241
Out call's more expensive, so
I threw in a few extras.
775
00:56:50,742 --> 00:56:52,786
Do you have a girlfriend?
776
00:56:52,786 --> 00:56:56,331
No, and I don't want one.
777
00:56:57,123 --> 00:56:59,167
Romantic love is
not a good thing.
778
00:57:00,961 --> 00:57:02,003
Don't you wanna live
in a world
779
00:57:02,003 --> 00:57:05,340
where people care
about each other?
780
00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:08,301
Sure, romantic love
and real love,
781
00:57:08,301 --> 00:57:09,761
there's a difference
between the two.
782
00:57:09,761 --> 00:57:12,013
Romance wants you
to own someone,
783
00:57:12,013 --> 00:57:15,225
and that's the same as slavery.
784
00:57:15,225 --> 00:57:16,810
It's a bit much.
785
00:57:16,810 --> 00:57:20,438
Slavery is forced on people.
Love is a choice.
786
00:57:22,148 --> 00:57:24,818
Yeah, but they come
from the same root.
787
00:57:24,818 --> 00:57:28,864
I've felt jealous and possessive
of my girlfriends,
788
00:57:28,864 --> 00:57:31,533
but I've never felt that way
about my friends.
789
00:57:31,533 --> 00:57:32,951
I don't feel that way about you.
790
00:57:32,951 --> 00:57:35,620
I know you have other clients.
791
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:38,164
Yeah, but some couples are
just right for each other.
792
00:57:38,164 --> 00:57:40,959
It depends on the chemistry.
793
00:57:40,959 --> 00:57:44,045
Yeah, but they change over time.
794
00:57:44,045 --> 00:57:46,423
You know, relationships
are too much work.
795
00:57:46,423 --> 00:57:49,217
I don't want to have
to work that hard.
796
00:57:50,343 --> 00:57:54,014
If I met the right person, I'd
be happy to do the work.
797
00:57:54,598 --> 00:57:56,892
What about sex work?
798
00:57:56,892 --> 00:57:59,519
Oh, that I wanna be paid for.
799
00:58:04,024 --> 00:58:06,359
You're Chester Brown.
800
00:58:07,152 --> 00:58:11,531
I read your last book.
801
00:58:11,531 --> 00:58:13,116
Did you like it?
802
00:58:13,116 --> 00:58:15,535
Most of it.
803
00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:17,746
It was sweet and sad.
804
00:58:17,746 --> 00:58:19,748
Writing from your own life.
805
00:58:19,748 --> 00:58:21,458
I could relate to how difficult
it was for you
806
00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:24,836
to talk to people when
you were a teenager,
807
00:58:24,836 --> 00:58:27,255
especially the ones you
had a crush on.
808
00:58:29,591 --> 00:58:32,719
But you sound so confident.
809
00:58:32,719 --> 00:58:35,013
I'm glad you think so.
810
00:58:37,057 --> 00:58:39,100
Are you okay that I
know who you are?
811
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:43,313
Absolutely. I've got
nothing to hide.
812
00:58:43,313 --> 00:58:49,319
I'm comfortable with this.
I like this.
813
00:58:49,319 --> 00:58:51,279
Me too.
814
00:58:52,030 --> 00:58:54,824
But I don't know
about this bed.
815
00:58:54,824 --> 00:58:57,118
I think you're gonna
need a bigger one.
816
00:58:57,118 --> 00:58:59,412
One that'll fit both of us.
817
00:59:12,342 --> 00:59:15,512
Oh wait, don't forget this.
818
00:59:15,512 --> 00:59:18,139
Right. That's important.
819
00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:19,724
{\an8}Thanks.
820
00:59:22,853 --> 00:59:25,814
So I just finished the fourth
issue of my Louis Riel series.
821
00:59:25,814 --> 00:59:27,357
Maybe I could show it
to you sometime.
822
00:59:27,357 --> 00:59:29,067
I'd love that.
823
00:59:32,779 --> 00:59:34,406
Hi.
824
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:37,284
Sonny.
825
00:59:37,284 --> 00:59:41,246
This is Yulissa,
Yulissa, this is Sonny.
826
00:59:42,455 --> 00:59:47,002
I'm just, uh, I'll just...
Good luck.
827
00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:51,423
You said you'd never
bring anyone here.
828
00:59:53,967 --> 00:59:57,512
I know. I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
829
01:00:01,099 --> 01:00:02,100
This is fucked.
830
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:05,687
Was that your girlfriend?
831
01:00:05,687 --> 01:00:07,355
My ex-girlfriend.
832
01:00:08,023 --> 01:00:09,232
Ah, interesting arrangement.
833
01:00:09,232 --> 01:00:14,154
Chester, I like you, but this
doesn't work for me either.
834
01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:34,466
Hey.
835
01:00:36,843 --> 01:00:38,553
What's up?
836
01:00:41,473 --> 01:00:44,643
So it's getting pretty
serious with Reed.
837
01:00:46,645 --> 01:00:48,480
Yeah, he's a nice guy.
838
01:00:49,022 --> 01:00:50,524
He wants to move in.
839
01:00:52,818 --> 01:00:53,944
Hmm.
840
01:00:53,944 --> 01:00:57,489
But he thinks it's weird,
all of us living together.
841
01:00:58,031 --> 01:00:59,824
It's such a small house.
842
01:01:08,291 --> 01:01:11,503
Oh, yeah, yeah. I understand.
843
01:01:12,337 --> 01:01:14,381
That's what you want.
844
01:01:16,675 --> 01:01:18,844
Yes.
845
01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:44,346
I love it.
846
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,516
You love it?
847
01:02:50,352 --> 01:02:53,188
Maybe put that
in the hallway.
848
01:02:53,188 --> 01:02:55,357
I like it here.
849
01:03:24,761 --> 01:03:27,722
Charles Powell
building was built in 1890,
850
01:03:27,722 --> 01:03:31,393
and over here at 322 Spadina,
Emma Goldman,
851
01:03:31,393 --> 01:03:33,770
the feminist and anarchist,
dubbed the most dangerous
852
01:03:33,770 --> 01:03:37,357
woman in America, lived
on the second floor
853
01:03:37,357 --> 01:03:41,111
in the winter of 1926.
Emma Goldman was put off
854
01:03:41,111 --> 01:03:43,738
by Toronto's small-minded
conservatism.
855
01:03:43,738 --> 01:03:46,533
Fortunately, she was also
a free love advocate
856
01:03:46,533 --> 01:03:49,119
who spoke passionately
in favor of birth control,
857
01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:51,830
despite violating the city's
blasphemy laws.
858
01:03:53,957 --> 01:03:55,333
Chester?
859
01:04:22,861 --> 01:04:24,821
Never go over here.
860
01:04:24,821 --> 01:04:27,073
Oh, yeah.
861
01:04:57,687 --> 01:05:00,148
I am very glad we ran
into each other.
862
01:05:00,148 --> 01:05:01,817
You sure know your history.
863
01:05:02,901 --> 01:05:05,987
That's my jam, architecture
and morality.
864
01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:09,282
So how did you
get into sex work?
865
01:05:09,282 --> 01:05:10,700
At university.
866
01:05:10,700 --> 01:05:13,662
I was working part-time
at an escort agency
867
01:05:13,662 --> 01:05:16,081
and started filling in
for the girls
868
01:05:16,081 --> 01:05:18,500
who couldn't make it into work.
869
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:23,046
It gave me confidence,
made me feel sexy,
870
01:05:23,046 --> 01:05:27,342
and I was making a lot more
money than my friends at school.
871
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:36,351
Since we saw each other last,
I've decided to downsize.
872
01:05:36,351 --> 01:05:38,937
I've been paring down
my client list.
873
01:05:40,188 --> 01:05:41,940
You made the cut.
874
01:05:43,817 --> 01:05:45,610
Oh!
875
01:05:51,533 --> 01:05:54,703
For you, the new issue
of the Louis Riel series.
876
01:05:55,412 --> 01:05:58,790
Nice! Can you sign it for me?
877
01:05:58,790 --> 01:06:00,709
Of course.
878
01:06:06,006 --> 01:06:09,843
Um, but make it out
to Denise, please.
879
01:06:10,969 --> 01:06:14,890
Denise is my real name. Yulissa
is my professional name.
880
01:06:17,184 --> 01:06:18,977
{\an8}Denise.
881
01:06:26,151 --> 01:06:27,819
Thanks.
882
01:06:28,695 --> 01:06:31,198
Can I ask you a question?
883
01:06:31,198 --> 01:06:32,908
It depends.
884
01:06:33,533 --> 01:06:35,076
Why do you still do this?
885
01:06:36,036 --> 01:06:41,082
Well, I'm my own boss,
I set my own rates,
886
01:06:41,082 --> 01:06:44,920
I do what I want,
when I want.
887
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,048
It's more than fucking,
it's, it's work.
888
01:06:48,590 --> 01:06:51,885
Empathy work, but work.
889
01:06:52,802 --> 01:06:55,764
I dunno. I fuck for money,
and I enjoy it.
890
01:06:58,141 --> 01:07:00,268
Sounds potentially draining.
891
01:07:00,268 --> 01:07:01,561
It's not draining.
892
01:07:01,561 --> 01:07:04,648
I mean, yeah, it's draining
sometimes,
893
01:07:04,648 --> 01:07:07,400
but it's not right now.
894
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,444
I'll let you know if it is.
895
01:07:29,756 --> 01:07:32,676
Damn, Laura, your line is crazy.
896
01:07:32,676 --> 01:07:35,679
They can wait five minutes
while I rest my face.
897
01:07:35,679 --> 01:07:39,140
Yes, here, here.
The book is great, Laura.
898
01:07:39,140 --> 01:07:40,684
Your books are always great.
899
01:07:40,684 --> 01:07:44,938
Except now readers like women,
so that's good for you.
900
01:07:44,938 --> 01:07:48,233
Give it six months, and everyone
will hate us again.
901
01:07:48,233 --> 01:07:51,611
But for now, it's pretty nice.
902
01:07:53,697 --> 01:07:55,657
You know, I worry about
these signings.
903
01:07:55,657 --> 01:07:58,285
Every year, they get more
and more corporate.
904
01:07:58,285 --> 01:08:01,079
Oh, well, at least the porn
stars are still here.
905
01:08:01,079 --> 01:08:03,248
She's a centerfold.
906
01:08:03,248 --> 01:08:04,916
Whatever.
907
01:08:06,751 --> 01:08:07,627
Mommy.
908
01:08:07,627 --> 01:08:09,546
Hi! There You go.
Thank you.
909
01:08:09,546 --> 01:08:13,049
Hi, how are you?
Oh, so good--
910
01:08:13,049 --> 01:08:14,426
I'm going over.
911
01:08:14,426 --> 01:08:15,260
What?
912
01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:16,386
I know you're sexually
enlightened,
913
01:08:16,386 --> 01:08:17,637
but maybe it's not a good idea
to approach the woman
914
01:08:17,637 --> 01:08:21,349
that you pleasure yourself to
while she's with her child.
915
01:08:21,349 --> 01:08:23,602
I don't jerk off to her anymore.
916
01:08:29,149 --> 01:08:30,692
He's doing it.
917
01:08:31,568 --> 01:08:33,528
Hi, Mandy.
918
01:08:33,945 --> 01:08:34,738
Hi.
919
01:08:34,738 --> 01:08:37,657
Hi, I just wanted
to thank you.
920
01:08:37,657 --> 01:08:40,660
You are a big part of my life.
I'm a fan.
921
01:08:42,996 --> 01:08:43,955
You're welcome.
922
01:08:53,340 --> 01:08:55,717
Oh, what didn't you
like about it?
923
01:08:55,717 --> 01:08:58,428
Oh, the font was computer
generated.
924
01:08:58,428 --> 01:08:59,888
Art should be hand drawn.
925
01:08:59,888 --> 01:09:02,724
If it's gonna hang in a gallery,
it should be original art.
926
01:09:02,724 --> 01:09:04,768
Otherwise, the guy at the print
shop making the photocopy
927
01:09:04,768 --> 01:09:07,604
should be the one
making $5,000.
928
01:09:07,604 --> 01:09:09,856
You're so old fashioned.
929
01:09:10,524 --> 01:09:12,609
So should we call it a night,
930
01:09:12,609 --> 01:09:15,570
or do you wanna go
back to your place?
931
01:09:15,570 --> 01:09:17,739
My place.
932
01:09:18,949 --> 01:09:21,660
I just need to swing
by an ATM.
933
01:09:39,469 --> 01:09:41,888
Chester, I have to tell
you something.
934
01:09:47,686 --> 01:09:51,648
I'm 34, Chet. It's time
I hung up my heels.
935
01:09:52,899 --> 01:09:58,238
I'm down to my last
few clients, and...
936
01:09:58,238 --> 01:10:00,824
I wanna explore my options.
937
01:10:01,575 --> 01:10:03,410
I think I wanna go
back to school.
938
01:10:06,288 --> 01:10:08,832
I really like this.
939
01:10:17,382 --> 01:10:19,092
What, what...
940
01:10:19,092 --> 01:10:21,094
What?
941
01:10:23,013 --> 01:10:25,348
What if it was just you and me?
942
01:10:26,975 --> 01:10:31,021
That, that would be complicated.
943
01:10:32,147 --> 01:10:35,400
Not necessarily, not, not
if I was still paying you.
944
01:10:43,533 --> 01:10:45,285
I'll think about it.
945
01:10:52,751 --> 01:10:55,378
Sloths move
extremely slowly,
946
01:10:55,378 --> 01:10:57,130
and only when it is necessary.
947
01:10:57,130 --> 01:11:00,342
They spend 90% of their
life motionless.
948
01:11:00,342 --> 01:11:02,093
Sloths are solitary,
949
01:11:02,093 --> 01:11:04,888
and rarely make contact
with one another.
950
01:11:04,888 --> 01:11:06,848
The three toed sloth
breeds year-round.
951
01:11:08,975 --> 01:11:10,060
Hello.
952
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:12,062
We should go to Costa Rica
and hang out with sloths.
953
01:11:12,062 --> 01:11:15,023
They are so relaxed.
I need that.
954
01:11:15,023 --> 01:11:17,734
I need to slow down, and be
around that kind of energy.
955
01:11:17,734 --> 01:11:19,528
You wanna jump on a plane
to Costa Rica
956
01:11:19,528 --> 01:11:21,071
to practice quietude?
957
01:11:21,071 --> 01:11:22,489
You should see if you can make
it through a two hour movie
958
01:11:22,489 --> 01:11:23,907
without chewing through
your own thumb.
959
01:11:23,907 --> 01:11:26,326
This is important to me.
960
01:11:27,285 --> 01:11:28,245
Okay.
961
01:11:28,245 --> 01:11:31,665
We wrap on the 12th, then
let's go to Costa Rica.
962
01:11:45,011 --> 01:11:50,475
I've never felt so peaceful,
so serene.
963
01:11:56,773 --> 01:12:01,278
This is perfect. It's all
I've ever wanted.
964
01:12:07,659 --> 01:12:09,452
Sonny?
965
01:12:09,452 --> 01:12:11,204
Yeah.
966
01:12:15,125 --> 01:12:17,419
I think I'm falling in love
with someone else.
967
01:12:22,924 --> 01:12:25,051
I watched
Criterion movies,
968
01:12:25,051 --> 01:12:27,304
I sprouted my own alfalfa,
969
01:12:27,304 --> 01:12:30,765
I signed up for a 10 day
silent meditation retreat.
970
01:12:30,765 --> 01:12:35,145
I did everything right,
and it didn't matter.
971
01:12:37,355 --> 01:12:39,566
Can I be honest with you?
972
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,195
Just be alone.
For the love of God,
973
01:12:43,195 --> 01:12:46,281
I haven't liked one of your
boyfriends since Chester.
974
01:12:46,281 --> 01:12:48,825
I don't even know
if I like Chester.
975
01:12:50,118 --> 01:12:53,830
You've been in a relationship
ever since I've known you.
976
01:12:53,830 --> 01:12:56,875
Maybe it's time to take
a break from that.
977
01:12:57,876 --> 01:13:00,170
Shouldn't you be looking
after your children?
978
01:13:00,170 --> 01:13:04,174
I got the day off. I earned it,
and I'm taking it.
979
01:13:10,805 --> 01:13:12,349
I'm gonna take a
few weeks to deal
980
01:13:12,349 --> 01:13:16,186
with about two years worth
of damage to my body.
981
01:13:16,186 --> 01:13:21,399
But after I'm done,
can I have a job?
982
01:13:23,568 --> 01:13:25,278
You're hired.
983
01:13:41,253 --> 01:13:43,421
Well, bye-bye.
984
01:13:44,381 --> 01:13:46,883
Oh, wait, don't forget
your money.
985
01:13:50,971 --> 01:13:54,224
I always do that.
You are so distracting.
986
01:13:55,141 --> 01:13:59,980
I'm, uh, I'm thinking of
writing about this.
987
01:14:00,397 --> 01:14:01,898
About what?
988
01:14:02,566 --> 01:14:04,609
My experiences paying for sex.
989
01:14:05,277 --> 01:14:06,736
I think it could do some good.
990
01:14:06,736 --> 01:14:08,989
You want to be the
Louis Riel of johns?
991
01:14:08,989 --> 01:14:13,034
No, I just want to
write the truth.
992
01:14:13,034 --> 01:14:15,704
Nice stuff, ugly stuff.
993
01:14:15,704 --> 01:14:19,833
Maybe it could, I don't know.
994
01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:22,085
I think I just need to write it.
995
01:14:22,627 --> 01:14:23,670
Am I a character in it?
996
01:14:23,670 --> 01:14:27,340
I hope so. I won't include any
of your personal stuff.
997
01:14:29,926 --> 01:14:32,846
Okay. Mention me
as little as possible.
998
01:14:32,846 --> 01:14:34,180
Whatever you want.
999
01:14:40,020 --> 01:14:41,104
See you in two weeks.
1000
01:15:18,058 --> 01:15:22,229
Mo, thank you for loving me.
1001
01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:46,503
And you'll always be with me.
1002
01:16:16,825 --> 01:16:20,453
"Music For the Funeral
of Queen Mary" by Henry Purcell.
1003
01:16:26,793 --> 01:16:29,546
I ran into Suzo.
1004
01:16:30,964 --> 01:16:33,091
She told me about Mo.
1005
01:16:38,555 --> 01:16:42,434
Hey, I wanted to return
your house keys.
1006
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:48,148
You can keep them as a spare
in case I lock myself out.
1007
01:17:01,953 --> 01:17:05,373
So if you're the only one
who sees Denise,
1008
01:17:05,373 --> 01:17:08,752
and she's the only one
who sees you,
1009
01:17:08,752 --> 01:17:11,087
what do you call that?
1010
01:17:14,174 --> 01:17:18,345
Wonderful. It's wonderful.
1011
01:17:19,638 --> 01:17:21,181
Oh.
1012
01:17:31,691 --> 01:17:33,318
Thanks.
1013
01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:35,529
You're welcome.
1014
01:17:38,198 --> 01:17:44,871
You know, for a man dead set
against romantic love,
1015
01:17:45,872 --> 01:17:48,500
you are the most romantic
man in the world.
1016
01:17:50,919 --> 01:17:52,379
That's a good line.
1017
01:17:53,004 --> 01:17:54,965
Can I use that in my book?
1018
01:17:54,965 --> 01:17:57,133
Sure.
1019
01:18:02,138 --> 01:18:04,224
What are you up to tonight?
1020
01:18:05,100 --> 01:18:07,060
Denise and I are going
to see a play.
1021
01:18:07,060 --> 01:18:09,396
What time is it at?
1022
01:18:09,771 --> 01:18:11,356
Soon.
1023
01:18:13,984 --> 01:18:16,403
Do you want me to stay?
1024
01:18:17,612 --> 01:18:21,449
Don't feel obligated. I thought
you were anti obligation.
1025
01:18:21,449 --> 01:18:24,661
It's not an obligation. If we
were together, it would be,
1026
01:18:24,661 --> 01:18:30,584
but you're my friend,
so it's a choice.
1027
01:18:33,086 --> 01:18:35,171
You should go.
1028
01:18:36,590 --> 01:18:38,216
Five more minutes?
1029
01:18:40,260 --> 01:18:42,345
Five more minutes.
1030
01:19:00,030 --> 01:19:02,532
I never stopped loving you.
1031
01:19:05,785 --> 01:19:07,871
I never stopped loving you.
1032
01:22:32,450 --> 01:22:34,661
♪ So casually unclean ♪
1033
01:22:34,661 --> 01:22:38,707
♪ She slips into a change,
unfolds her magazine ♪
1034
01:22:38,707 --> 01:22:42,878
♪ Celluloid and shadow lines
so thoughtfully obscene ♪
1035
01:22:42,878 --> 01:22:47,382
♪ Body hair's in vogue again,
at least he wasn't mean ♪
1036
01:22:47,382 --> 01:22:49,426
♪ Oh, what's another stain? ♪
1037
01:22:49,426 --> 01:22:51,219
♪ Inspect, deflect ♪
1038
01:22:51,219 --> 01:22:53,096
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1039
01:22:53,096 --> 01:22:55,223
♪ Inspect, neglect ♪
1040
01:22:55,223 --> 01:22:57,225
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1041
01:22:57,225 --> 01:22:59,269
♪ Reject, reject ♪
1042
01:22:59,269 --> 01:23:01,271
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1043
01:23:01,271 --> 01:23:03,231
♪ Oh yeah, you bet ♪
1044
01:23:03,231 --> 01:23:05,358
♪ She's going for
the real thing ♪
1045
01:23:05,358 --> 01:23:07,777
♪ Exquisitely unsure ♪
1046
01:23:07,777 --> 01:23:12,032
♪ Exchanging attitudes,
she takes the package tour ♪
1047
01:23:12,032 --> 01:23:16,077
♪ Emotional Quaaludes
so perfectly impure ♪
1048
01:23:16,077 --> 01:23:20,457
♪ She's got so many moves
to try before she's sure ♪
1049
01:23:20,457 --> 01:23:22,250
♪ She's getting damaged goods ♪
1050
01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:24,252
♪ Inspect, deflect ♪
1051
01:23:24,252 --> 01:23:26,254
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1052
01:23:26,254 --> 01:23:28,423
♪ Inspect, neglect ♪
1053
01:23:28,423 --> 01:23:30,258
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1054
01:23:30,258 --> 01:23:32,469
♪ Reject, reject ♪
1055
01:23:32,469 --> 01:23:34,429
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1056
01:23:34,429 --> 01:23:36,348
♪ Oh yeah, you bet ♪
1057
01:23:36,348 --> 01:23:38,767
♪ She's going for
the real thing ♪
1058
01:23:38,767 --> 01:23:56,868
♪ Mister Tan and Lean ♪
1059
01:23:56,868 --> 01:24:00,914
♪ Towering so high above her,
Mister PhD ♪
1060
01:24:00,914 --> 01:24:02,999
♪ Tells her I don't
take no blather ♪
1061
01:24:02,999 --> 01:24:05,293
♪ Mister European ♪
1062
01:24:05,293 --> 01:24:06,795
♪ Coming out, afraid to show ♪
1063
01:24:06,795 --> 01:24:10,674
♪ Mister Stage and Screen,
someone take her picture ♪
1064
01:24:10,674 --> 01:24:13,176
♪ And inspect, deflect ♪
1065
01:24:13,176 --> 01:24:15,178
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1066
01:24:15,178 --> 01:24:17,305
♪ Inspect, neglect ♪
1067
01:24:17,305 --> 01:24:19,140
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1068
01:24:19,140 --> 01:24:21,184
♪ Reject, reject ♪
1069
01:24:21,184 --> 01:24:23,186
♪ Waiting for the real thing ♪
1070
01:24:23,186 --> 01:24:25,230
♪ Oh yeah, you bet ♪
1071
01:24:25,230 --> 01:24:27,440
♪ She's going for
the real thing ♪
70017
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