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Two months.

Two fucking months since my parents split up and my dad dragged me to live

with him in small town USA.

And you know what they say, small town, small mind.

I guess that's why I haven't made any friends yet. Back

in the city, nobody notices you. You can do whatever the fuck you want, and

nobody bats an eyelash.

What's truly ironic is that even though they love to pretend to be super

conservative, moral, and righteous people, they're a bunch of stupid

fucking hypocrites who thrive on tormenting others.

In fact, they might just be the worst people I've ever met.

That's why I decided to turn them into the caricature that they truly are.

You out till the count of three to get off my property, or I'll be the one

breaking some bones around here.

Three. Two.

Oh, Jesus!

Thanks,

but I had a handle.

Yeah.

I can see that.

You must be new around here.

Yeah, how can you tell?

Newcomers always get the welcome treatment.

I'm, uh... Jezebel!

I heard all about you. I'm Freak. I'm Nick.

Freak.

I like it.

Why don't you come inside, Freak?

I feel like we should get to know each other a little better.

Okay.

You look familiar.

I thought you were going door to door. How was that? What was that about?

I was just trying to earn some extra money mowing lawns.

Why didn't you come mow my lawn?

Well, I didn't think anybody lived here.

I thought this was like the neighborhood haunted house.

And the guy said, never mind.

No, that's okay.

I can take that.

What did those boys say about me?

They said some pretty terrible stuff.

They said you're evil.

Evil? Oh, I've been called worse.

Believe me, those boys aren't that bad.

Wait till you meet their mother.

I don't think they'll like me either.

It just seems like everything has been a disaster since I got here.

Wow.

Uh, yeah, this town seems perfect, but beneath the

mask lurks the face of true evil.

May I?

Let's see what you got here.

Freak?

Hmm, not so bad.

I am actually impressed.

Oh.

This thing's speaking to me.

Feels like you have the soul of a tortured artist.

Oh.

So dynamic.

The contrast is so crisp on the page.

You have the soul of a tortured artist.

So.

How are we going to get back at those bitches?

How? There's like five of them.

They'll kick my ass.

Beneath every bully, there is a soft, white underbelly.

You just gotta head on where it hurts, find the source of their true power, and

destroy it.

Like what?

Like their mother.

Wait, what do you mean?

I mean, you gotta fuck their mother.

What?

Yes, that's it. That'll be perfect.

We just need to get you ready.

Ready for what?

Ready for you to become a real motherfucker.

What is this?

Welcome to Fuck Club.

First rule of Fuck Club.

We're gonna talk about Fuck Club.

Now, to defeat the moms, you're gonna have to learn the following four things.

Strength, pounding snacks, agility, and

cunt bumping.

You got that?

Um...

Good.

Milk strike.

Never get caught off guard.

They can attack you from any angle at any time.

Make sure you got a good handful.

Grab, grab, pull.

You must learn balance.

These moms are off their fucking rockers. So you have to stay strong,

firm, stable.

Hey, Nick.

What's the capital of Thailand?

Huh? Bangkok!

Very good, Nick.

Next lesson.

Concentration is key.

Don't let anything distract you.

Hey, do you have a dollar I could borrow? Something?

I got a piss.

Hey, guys, how you doing?

It's like a penis, but smaller, am I right?

Yes. You found it. Now you are the Glit Commander.

Squeeze. Squeeze.

Perfect.

And release.

And squeeze.

Release. Squeeze.

Let's go.

Now, time for the next lesson.

Great job, Meg.

Now, just remember one last thing.

You have to get the mom's consent.

Do you understand?

Yeah, of course. I can get consent on my face. I can get consent on my balls.

I can get consent on my chest. Yeah, I can get it everywhere.

Super handy. You don't even know what you're doing yet.

Why don't I show you?

Wow. Let me see your hands.

They're so nice. Mm-hmm.

Grip firmly.

Just like that.

Can I take them?

You want to cook them?

Yeah.

Okay.

Show me that tongue.

Uh-huh.

You lick that nipple right there.

Take that tongue out.

That's dirty.

That's really dirty.

A little harder than that.

Okay.

That's cute. You're wearing way too many clothes on.

Have you ever been with a woman like me before?

No.

You want to try to undress me?

Yeah.

Oh, pretty good.

Pretty good.

You should ask me how I like it.

How do you like it?

Rough.

Those two get in the way.

Can I spit on it? Yeah, you can spit on it.

I'll put that on your arm.

I find that clear.

Clear that.

Just like that. Very good.

Put your fingers in there too.

Yeah,

like that.

Very good.

Whoa, it's so tight.

Wow.

Holy shit.

Yeah, we're good, huh?

Very good. Just like that.

Fuck, you do know how to use your fingers. That's crazy.

Oh my

god,

that tastes so good.

You're gonna fuck all these moms. You're gonna need a lot of stamina.

Yeah.

We're

gonna

get you right to the end.

Yeah. Over and over.

And you're gonna hold that until I tell you you can really...

Oh my god.

It's okay, you can play with my hair. Yeah.

You can push my head down on your dick.

Oh my god.

That's really good. I keep the hair out of my face.

How's your dirty dog?

I think it needs a lot of work. Does it need work?

Yeah. I want something hot that you can say to me right now.

Oh, your hands feel so good on my dick. Yeah?

Yeah. So good. You just want to block the fat not all over my face.

Yeah. Make me suck your fucking cock and come down.

Yeah. Like that?

Yeah, just like that. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

It feels really bad.

Yeah. Yeah.

Holy shit.

All your

legs, they are not as long, but...

Oh, my God.

You got to remember, every part of you can be used. Those muscles can come.

Yeah. Yeah, you're just a fuck toy to them.

Oh. Aren't you?

Yeah. You're just a good little fuck toy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, you gotta work that earthen mouth.

Oh.

And just inserting the tap just like that.

Teasing it with it.

Mm-hmm.

Making me beg for more.

Oh, my. You make me beg for the whole fucking thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Mm-hmm. And you slowly start putting more in.

Oh, my God. And let me push back on you like that, yeah.

Oh. And together.

Oh. Oh, you find that rhythm.

Right in there.

Oh, my God. Oh,

nice and soft. Right there. Keep that rhythm up.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

shut up.

You spread that out right there.

So you can, like, see it on the second hole.

Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, that's so fucking good. You're like seeing

yourself go in and out of it. Yeah, it's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Uh-huh.

Oh. It's like, you know.

Oh.

Oh.

Shit. Oh.

I can tell you're both freaking silly.

Don't you dare come yet.

No, you're going to hold on to it.

You're going to hold on to it. You know how to come to it. Yeah.

Yeah. Let me show you how to put that perfect fucking cum shot over my tits.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

You need to collate all the milk with your nut.

Yeah. It really is a great thing.

Wow. Dirty fucking cum shots all over their bodies.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

I feel so fucking good.

Your hands always touching me

That's right, that's difficult.

Yes, yes, yes.

Can you help me out?

I'm going to use all of your energy.

You're going to have stamina too.

Yeah. It's a marathon.

That's right.

I'm going to stick those fingers around now.

Oh, yeah.

You're doing so good.

You're doing so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God. Yes, yes,

yes. Look at me. Look at me just like that.

You're so good. You're so good.

I mean, look at her.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's really good to make that comes out like that.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh,

my God, yeah. You want to put me back? Yeah. You want to show me what you got?

Yeah, that's awesome.

Holy shit.

Love you, honey. Yeah.

Do you want it?

Do you want it? Okay.

Okay. Let me back.

Let me back.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Sex is all about improvisation.

Feels like... Oh, shit.

Wow, I've never done this before.

Wow.

Holy fuck.

Nice and easy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. All the way.

Oh,

my God.

Holy shit.

They're gonna love this fucking cock.

They're gonna love getting used by that fucking dick.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.

Yeah, make me fucking believe it. Make me believe it. Yeah, I want you to

fucking come for me.

God, give me that fucking phone.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Come on, girl.

Come on, girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Your net looks really good on me. I agree. I had a really big moment.

Now, you know exactly what to do.

You're going to infiltrate and thank all of those mouthpuffies and

get back at those stupid fucking boys.

Got it?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I feel so good.

What happened to you?

Been trying new things? A little too deep?

Oh, yeah.

The bully's got to me.

And this is ever hard. Let me guess.

She got you with that paddle?

Today's lesson, corporal punishment.

In today's day and age, we teach corporal punishment is about structure.

It gives you structure to learn properly.

It is a tool, a tool that is meant to teach proper

behavior. It is not just pain and punishment.

teaches you immediate consequences, something that, frankly, words

aren't always good enough for.

The goal is not to harm, but to guide, to make the

punishment unmistakable and immediate.

you learned in that dust pool of the city school that you transferred from.

But in this town, we behave.

My last one was the best school ever.

I'm waiting now.

example of an exemplary student in this class.

What the f... No way.

Look, he squished with me. You can tell me that. I squished.

How could you?

How could you accuse my son of such villainy? Just look at that adorable

face. He's a fucking liar. I am not.

I will not have this.

Authority is essential.

Without it, there's nothing but chaos.

And I will not

for chaos in my classroom.

You need to be punished.

Come.

Around the desk.

That's it.

Time to go to work.

I'm going to do something that your parents should have done a long time ago

before you turned rotten.

Now this.

and it's going to hurt me.

Talking out of turn.

That's a paddling.

Oh, fuck!

Looking out the window.

That's a paddling.

Oh!

Accusing another student of cheating.

That's a paddling.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, I can't get my way back. I know all about her methods of discipline.

Oh, here, have a seat.

Yeah,

me and her, we go way back.

When I first moved to this town, went to the city hall meeting.

You know?

And there she was, at the city council, trying to get them to burn books.

Can you believe it?

Crazy shit. Oh, ban.

I mean ban.

Trying to get them to ban books.

I mean, she was in the Shakespeare.

not be a bitch.

She's just a bitch, that's for sure.

Anyway,

I debated against her, you know. I thought I was really fucked up. And I

came down to this exciting vote.

It was her husband.

And guess what?

He chose my side.

I'll never forget that day.

Anyway, she stormed out of there in a jealous rage.

Swore revenge on me then and there.

And ever since.

It sounds like a real shit hole to me.

Whoa.

Anyway.

Yeah.

She's first up on the list.

That's why we need to train you.

enforcing her control and inflicting pain.

Because secretly, she yearns to be dominated by someone more powerful

than herself.

So, in order to defeat her, you have to show her

you can take pain.

she bites her lip, you'll know you have her right where you

want her.

Let's begin.

No flinching.

You got that?

They are

No flinching, I said.

Again. Breathe.

Three, two.

Very nice.

How does that feel when I twist them?

Oh, it's so good. You love the pain. The pain, it burns. It burns so good.

All you need is tits. You don't need air. You just need food.

Suck them down.

Breathe them in. That's all you need.

Right there. Right there.

Oh,

the food is so good.

No flinching.

Sucking it up.

Sucking up all that tits.

Oh, you don't need any air.

You don't need oxygen.

You just need tits.

Where's the weapons of ass destruction?

In my pants.

Get ready for the ball smash.

Take it. Take it. Let me smash those balls.

Smash them.

Oh, you got real weak balls.

They're gonna go around into a fucking pulp.

They'll be a banana pudding when I'm done with them.

Hey, Mrs. Everhart.

Excuse me?

We don't start sentences with hey.

Also, what are you doing here after hours? This is my time.

Well, technically it's our time. And we're both present.

And here I thought that you were coming to apologize for your earlier behavior.

Apologize? I'm here to demand retribution.

Retribution?

How dare you come into my class and make demands, you gutter snipe?

Clearly you didn't learn the lesson the first time.

Bend over.

Was that supposed to be a snipe?

Can you eat the hell back there?

I'll really show you all that I've got.

Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

It doesn't hurt.

Not even a little.

Oh, God.

You ready to take this big dick?

Yeah.

Oh, I bet you didn't know I had a big ass dick.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Thank you.

What are you thinking?

Good boy.

Oh, that's interesting.

Yeah, you're so fucking good at this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

I'm such a big ass dick.

Oh shit.

It's so good.

Tell me how bad you want it.

Please, please, I want it. I want your car. Give me some of that.

Yes, I want it.

Please, please, please.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, my God. I wish you didn't know how to fuck this shit up.

Maria.

You can call a friend.

Give me a break.

Yeah,

oh my god just like that you're gonna be fucking hungry

expecting it to feel so fucking good.

Yeah,

every

last drop, every last fucking drop.

Don't go over there fucking with the marigolds. They're in full bloom.

Okay.

What are you doing?

What the fuck do you mean, what am I doing?

What is that?

It's a press outfit.

Do you like it?

It's a leather skirt. How many animals died for that thing?

Um, none.

It's vegan.

Oh, God.

It's cute, though. All the girls just love wearing it.

I would never wear anything like that.

This is the one where I have cable cloth as a shirt.

Ugh.

Pardon me? You're talking to your mother.

Oh, that's my, uh...

a pretty good job for a freak.

Thanks.

So, um, tell me, why do they call you a freak?

You seem pretty fucking average to me.

I really don't know.

I'm fucking with you.

Anyways, um, you seem pretty sweaty. Do you want to go inside and cool off for a

bit?

I don't think your mom would like it if I went inside.

Oh, come on. She doesn't have to know anything.

And besides, we can go in my room and you can show me why they call you a

fucking freak.

I don't know. I think I'll just stay here and finish the job.

Really? You're going to reject me?

The most popular and prettiest girl in school? Like, look at me. I am the

hottest bitch you've seen alive.

You motherfucker.

You're going to regret this.

Oh, a hummingbird.

That one right there?

Yeah. Okay.

All right.

Mom,

you are not going to believe what this nasty little freak has been doing. I

caught him in my room sniffing my panties.

What? Are you sure?

Yeah. I mean, I saw him rummaging all through my stuff.

It's not true. I promise.

It's not true.

Everyone at school even says you're a fucking freak.

I don't know if I should be shocked or appalled.

Well, I think you should fire him. Because if you don't, I'm gonna.

I should have known.

Everything I've heard about you running around with that godless Jezebel. And to

think, I gave you an opportunity. I brought you into my home.

And this is what you do?

What happened to you?

I was trying to make some extra money to buy a new skateboard, and I was going

house to house trying to mow people's lawns, and everything was okay, but then

all of a sudden... Thanks.

All of a sudden, a dark cloud descended upon me, and I knew

I was in the hornet's nest.

Do you know them?

Oh, yeah.

She's not in for me for a long time.

She pretends to be nice.

Compliments you.

Pretends to be your friend.

But beneath her little white teeth is a forked tongue.

She's done more damage to my reputation than any of the other moms.

Why? Because I'm free!

Because I do whatever I want when I want.

See? She can't stand that shit.

She's insecure.

And I know for a fact that she's not as pious as she seems.

But at least that facade is a slut waiting to break free.

Waiting to run wild.

And you're going to giddy her up into the ground. You got that?

Good.

You know how to bake pie?

Bake? Bake, do you listen to anything I say?

No, obviously not.

Next, we go after Little Miss Apple Pie and her rotten apple of a daughter, the

trad mom herself, Corey.

Remember, you have to catch her off guard.

Start by apologizing, okay? Make her feel all warm and fuzzy like she's got

it all under control and that she was right all along. And then you're going

to turn on the old yapper, the dirty, filthy sex pervert that I know you are.

That I know you are.

Run around.

You're going to run around everywhere.

You big, dirty, filthy thing.

That's what I'm talking about.

Catch her off guard. Make her all loosey-goosey.

I just don't want that real wild man dick.

Got it? Got it. Got it?

Show me you got it.

Then you're good. All right. All right. So we're going to make pie.

You like pie?

Love pie.

I love pie too.

You like cream pie?

Yeah. It's my favorite. It's your favorite?

Yeah. Have you had a lot of cream pies in your life?

Mm-hmm. Really?

Okay. So, do you know what it tastes?

Yeah. What does it taste?

A little bit of red apple, a little bit of green apple. No little bit of green

apple looks fucking disgusting.

Did your mother teach you how to bake pie?

My mother never baked.

I can tell.

All right. Bring a little bit of red delicious.

Oh, I'm sorry. Can you pick it up, please?

I'm doing some serious baking here.

All right.

I got some apples.

Feel the way of the apple.

I got to be real big apples. Got to have nice, big, lovely apples.

You know what I'm talking about? Mm-hmm. You don't know what I'm talking about.

All right.

You got to grease the pan.

You got to make sure she's nice and loomed up and ready to go. You know what

I'm saying? Yeah. Okay, so she's got to be wet.

Glistening. You've got a shit ton of freaking on there. Stop. Wait.

And do that movement like I taught you.

This one. That's right.

All in there. Dig it all up. Like a helicopter.

Freeing loads after loads on all those pussy walls. You're going to glaze

there. You're going to get it all wet. Every single... Where is that?

It's got to be cold.

The cream.

You've got a lot of pesto down there, buddy.

I'm going to taste a little bit of the powder before we put too much on.

I want you to get a good, right there. Oh, right there. Look at that.

Good boy.

That's right.

I'm going to make sure that it tastes good.

A good chef always tastes good when cooking.

Hmm.

That's a little too much.

Can you clean it off, please? There you go. Get it right on the bottom.

Some of these mums, drier than a Sahara.

You really gotta lick it up.

Dryer than grandma pussy.

And you would know.

Nothing like a good gilf.

You're my man.

Make a dick.

Make a dick. Focus.

I know what a dick looks like.

Show me that you know what a dick looks like.

Like the head? This is the tool that you're going to be working with.

Look. To wreck these moms' lives. Is that your dick?

No, mine's much bigger. Okay, then show me.

I don't think we have enough power here.

Mom, this is enough.

Let's see it. Come on, big dick.

They don't call me the Hebrew Hammer for no reason.

Good one.

I'm about to show you a copy of Joe.

Okay. Right now, just look at a piece of mud.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't see the big picture yet. The big picture?

The big picture. The big picture. You can see it in the little tiny balls

right here.

Hey, don't judge me by the size of my ball. Judge me by the size of my

shmeckle. Okay, shmeckle boy, I don't see it.

Interesting. I know.

The technique is up in doodle standards.

I want to see it spurting off.

What do you mean by that?

I mean like... Oh.

Real dick load.

Yeah. I'm a mother load.

Yeah.

I'm more of a shooter, you know? You're a shooter?

You know?

Yeah.

There's nothing left I have to teach you.

I'm a real mother...

What are you doing?

I thought I told you not to come here.

No, let me explain myself and then I'll be on my way.

Do I need to call the police?

No, no, please don't.

Let me offer an explanation.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, so yesterday when I went to go smell your daughter's panties, I was

actually trying to smell your panties.

Oh, God, you're disgusting.

Is it disgusting that I find you perfect in every way, Miss Chase?

That the first time I saw you, I thought to myself, wow, I bet you her panties

smell like fresh Georgia peaches.

Is that disgusting?

You think I'm perfect?

Bees knees.

In fact, to show you, I baked this cake for you fresh.

You baked that for me?

And you came all the way up here.

I mean, it would be very rude of me if I didn't invite you in for afternoon tea

and pie.

Oh, Miss Chase, you can never be rude, even if you try.

Almost ready.

I have a beautiful spiked tea.

Thought it would go great with that pie.

I wanted to let you know also that all those peaches that I got, they're

freshly picked from the orchard.

Don't you want to see this pie?

Oh, sure.

Oh, you disgusting bastard.

That's no pie.

But, may I give it a taste anyway?

Of course.

You baked this up just for me, didn't you?

Wow. It's so big.

I love that. Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

I thought you were a bad boy.

Why is your other hand not on the top of my head?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That goes nice and deep down the back of my throat.

I'm

swallowing

that cock.

Can we get a good taste?

Fucking naughty.

Yes. Oh,

yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

I love it when you shove me deep into the couch. Fuck, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I want to fuck you in the ass right now.

Fucking good in my naughty hole. Yeah. Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That feels good.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, holy shit.

What?

Yeah

What you like

Which hole

do you want it?

Surprise me. Oh, wow.

Of course, this one.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, I love it in that physique.

Just as much as I love it in my ass, yes.

Fuck, yeah.

What the fuck?

Oh, easy.

Nick, what the fuck are you doing?

Are you fucking my mom? You're only fucking me and... Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes.

Aren't you supposed to be going out and, like, bullying somebody?

I'm sick and tired of doing stuff just for you. I wanted something for myself.

And this young man came over, baked me a pie, and I'm fucking using

it.

I want you to feed it to me.

Wait for me, huh?

Ew. My mouth.

What the hell?

Put it in your mouth.

Oh,

you've got to wash your mouth. You've got to wash your head.

Ew, no.

I don't want to wash my mouth.

Go on down on you.

Ew. Wash.

You can probably do a couple things.

Ew.

It's not yours.

Oh, my God.

Wow, your mom really is going to give you a head. Please pay attention.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Are you learning something, Evie? Yeah?

Yeah. More like glug, glug, glug. Yeah. I see.

Taking that big fat cock down the back of my throat straight from my ass.

How's the taste?

Oh, shit. It tastes great.

Like I want to devour each and every square inch of that.

Oh, my God.

Why don't you do something for me for once?

Come over here and sit down and take some notes.

Don't be shy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

I want you to sit on it again.

Yeah. I want you to sit on it while she washes.

Yeah.

Come here.

Fuck.

So good.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Oh.

That cock broke the fucking bed of my pussy.

You'll never get this. You'll never get this. Oh, God. She didn't have a fucking

cock. Nor the balls.

Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

man. Oh, shut the fuck up.

Yeah. I think I should flip it around so I can see.

Teach you some lessons.

Show you how a real woman.

She's a cock.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're like a big titty.

Yeah.

You love them.

You know I do.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you're just jealous now.

Let's back up that dick first.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

shit.

Yes, yes,

yes.

I want you to feed

it to me. Feed me that gooey gooey goodness.

My mouth open.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my God.

My tits right there.

Give it to me.

Feed me.

Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm going to fuck you, Tommy. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I almost hit you also.

Oh shit.

Oh shit. Let me clean that off.

Oh wow.

Oh my god.

Do you see that?

Right there in my mouth.

Oh, my glasses and my hair.

Oh, you make me feel so wanted and dirty. I love it.

Your fly's undone and your shirt's off. Oh, sorry. I was just coming back from

the mall and it was getting really late, so I had to take a shortcut through the

woods and all of a sudden... 12-man gangbang.

There was a hail of... What?

A paintball.

Please, please don't hurt me.

You thought you could escape me?

Answer me.

Supper time.

Okay, Mom. I'll be right there. Lucky day. Freak.

Why does she hate you so much?

Oh, sweetie.

Hell's got no fear. I hate a woman that's scorned.

You know, she used to be married to this real cute goofball.

He had thoughts for me. You remind me of him.

He couldn't keep his hands and eyes off of me.

I mean, you can really blame him, but I kept trying to give him the cold

shoulder.

Didn't think.

Anyway, one day, out of the blue, he just kisses me.

Crazy, right?

And then, she gets wind of it.

Don't know how I certainly didn't tell her.

But then you'll never guess what happened.

He was drowned.

A couple days later, dead.

Dead? Dead at the doornail.

Some hunting accident.

She killed him. Nobody knows for sure, but I still get chills whenever I think

about it.

Anyway, we need to turn into an alpha male.

She was waiting for those things.

But I'm not an alpha male.

Honey, everyone knows you're not an alpha male.

But when I'm there with you, you're going to be tougher than a cornered

badger.

Our next victim won't be easy.

She's as cunning as she is beautiful.

But worst of all, she's as dangerous as a rattlesnake.

Don't worry.

Once I get you ready, we're going to pop her right between the eyes.

I want you to learn one thing from all this.

You don't need to shoot guns.

Ammo is expensive as fucking shit these days. All you need to do is act like you

know how to shoot guns and talk about shooting guns.

Like, I'm so loaded, bitch.

I'm so loaded.

I'll kill you if you don't move.

Okay, that's really aggressive, but you could be like, yeah, I got a big load

coming for you.

I got a big load coming for you. Big, so full and explosive.

So full and explosive, like a volcano ready to erupt. Yeah, that's perfect.

All right.

Give it to her.

Unload.

Move or I'm going to unload all over your face. Yeah.

On her face.

Volcano style.

Volcano.

I like it.

Okay. You're almost there. All right.

So, do you really want to give it to her?

You're going to have to fuck her from every single angle.

You're going to give her the helicopter.

Whip your dick out.

Now jump it around.

Jumping jack.

Ten. Nine. Keep jumping.

Whip it everywhere.

Come on.

Helicopter that dick. I want to see 360s.

Eight. Seven. Okay. You can do better than that.

I'm trying. You're on a perpendicular plane. Work it. Work it. That's right.

That's right.

Get that pussy. Yeah!

That's what I'm talking about. That's perfect.

Right in there. Right in there.

Give her the whole whirlpool.

Don't drown in that shit.

360 that shit. I want to see a good old whirlpool. Come on there. She's got to

drown in that dick.

That's right. That's what I like to see.

360 all the way. Around the world, baby. Around the world.

Globetrotter that shit. Here we go.

Come on.

Yeah.

Perfect.

God, I'm good.

All right.

You like pussy?

Yes. You gotta train for this pussy. Yeah. You gotta work hard for this

pussy. Yeah. This pussy likes it hard.

This pussy likes it rough. Yeah. You want this pussy?

Yes. You don't get this pussy.

Work harder, Nick. Come on. Breathe into that fucking cunt. Come on.

Good

morning,

ma'am.

What are you doing here? This is private property.

I'm here to collect signatures for city council.

For what? Sounds like some woke bullshit, and I'm not interested.

You see, this town is trying to pass these ridiculous red laws that make it

harder for us, the American people, to obtain guns.

Fucking A, for real?

I would never joke about guns.

If you would just take a look for a second, I think your signature could

make a huge difference.

Well, it's nice to see that you boys are getting involved.

Come in.

Take a seat.

Thank you.

Wow, you have a beautiful home.

Well, thank you.

So tell me about yourself, because frankly, I've never seen you around

town. I'm so sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Nick, Nick

Strode, and I'm really passionate about free young.

Well, my name is Rochelle. It's a pleasure to meet you, Nick.

So tell me more about your passion.

Well, I'm a God-fearing conservative to a fault.

Four years of ROQC and a member of that three-letter agency that nobody wants to

say the name of.

But you know what they say.

There's only one thing that could stop a bad guy with a gun.

A good guy with a gun.

Well, and here I thought that alpha men were a thing of the past.

Sign me up. Perfect.

Wow. Is this what I think it is? A Beretta C-72?

A Beretta 92, yes.

It's jammed right now. My son is supposed to help me, but he's just like

his late father and untrustworthy.

Well, may I?

Yes, but be careful.

Some people just don't know how lucky they are.

Very nice.

Very, very nice.

Oh, it looks like it's jammed a little bit. Let me fix this quickly.

Relax.

It's been as good as new.

It is.

Mind if I grab you by the pussy?

Oh, yeah.

Keep your head in there.

So hot.

Like I said.

I love where I feel down here.

Holy shit.

Come here.

Oh my God.

I love your curly hair.

Someone's eager.

Oh, yeah. I love what I see. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You suck into that clit. Yeah.

Huh?

Right on your face.

Yeah.

Four years at ROTC, you must have had you prepared for that.

Too much?

Yeah.

Wow.

I love this nice throbbing cock I feel down here.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't fuck me. Yeah. So fucking horny.

Yeah, see where that gun got me all worked up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Feed me that good cock.

Yeah.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah, you give it to me. Yeah?

You bought them out in that fucking booth. See, it's yours. Oh, my God.

Yeah? Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

Oh, she's... Yeah, I fucking love it. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Oh, yes, yeah.

Let me take you for a ride.

Oh, yeah.

I want you.

They're so close.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. I know you feel it.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I like it. That's good. Yeah.

I'm a writer.

Yes. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Yeah. You thrust that good dick in me.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Thrust it in me.

Oh.

Oh. Uh-huh.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That's good. That needs to coccinate in me.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

That's it.

That's your pussy. You use it.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck me.

Yeah, I love it.

Yeah,

don't pull on me.

Yeah, stay right there.

Yeah. Let me just grind her right on.

It's just like that.

Yeah.

Oh. Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I feel those fucking balls smacking around my clit.

Yeah. Yeah, you give it to me. Yeah.

Just like that. Yes.

Oh.

Come here.

Yeah.

Oh, I think I should. Yeah.

Yeah, I know you want. Oh, my God. Look at that ass. Holy shit.

Oh, yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Stretch me out.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Fucking bottom out on me.

Mm-hmm.

Like that.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my.

Just take that yes to his side of me.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

Yeah, that's yours.

I'm not letting you pull out.

Like that. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's yours.

Oh, my God.

Now you feel that pussy fucking gripping you?

Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Yeah. It's those fucking tits. It's yours.

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Pull me down right on it. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Fuck you. You take it. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Uh-huh.

You build that fucking load up.

Oh, it's so fucking close. Yeah, I bet you taste so fucking good, too.

Yeah, it's so fucking good. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Yes, it's yours.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah, just like that. Oh, shit, that feels so fucking good. Yeah.

Yeah, you taste so fucking nice and deep in me. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah? Let me try those fucking bubbles.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Right there. Right there.

Oh, shit. Yeah? Yeah? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Yeah?

Yeah? Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah.

I fucking feel it. Yeah, keep doing that.

That's mine.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

come here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my. You're still coming.

I felt it.

Oh my god, that was amazing.

Holy shit.

You definitely weren't shooting blanks.

We only train with live ammo here.

That's right.

Oh shit.

You know how to give a cougar just what she wants.

I guess I'll just see myself out, okay?

I'm going to take a souvenir with me, all right?

There you go.

All right, kid.

You're free to go.

Somebody bailed you out.

Thanks, Mike.

Hope you guys took good care of him.

He did pretty well.

Didn't even cry once.

He's a lot tougher than he looks.

He looks like shit.

Kid! Nick!

Nick! Get out of here!

Go try and live in the car!

Like a normal fucking human being! Jesus!

Take your clothes. Your dirty, filthy fucking animal clothes. Go!

God!

How are you doing, huh?

It's been about a week since your favorite HOA person has called us up.

What is it, like three times this month? Okay, yeah, well.

And what's with the kid, huh?

Taking in some straight? He's a friend.

Well, it looks like you got into it with Karen.

You know, something about skateboarding and property damage.

Mike, Mike, don't be ridiculous.

Look, we don't make the rules here. The HOA does, right? And it seems like they

have a lot of them.

I don't even understand why you put up with it all.

Isn't it just easier to move by now? Yeah, and let them win.

I don't fucking think so.

Not me.

Oh, well.

Hey, hey, hey.

Are you thinking I'm calling you all the time?

Now I want one of you. Yeah. You look sure, 7%.

Well, it is funny that you bring that up because there is an investigation going

on because there's been a lot of things happening.

Something to do with extortion in the church.

Yeah, but you didn't hear that from me, did you?

Highly classified.

Like, I know where the little arrangement is.

I'm sure.

James Gate here.

Fucking shitty thing.

What the fuck, man?

What the fuck?

Look what you did to my truck, you fucking freak.

See that scratch right there?

You're paying for that.

have to pay for anything.

You're paying for it. I'm taking it out of your ass.

What scratch? I don't see shit. What the fuck are you talking about? Right there.

Are you crazy? Have you been around this city?

Every other billboard's a fucking lawyer asking for money.

Oh, you're paying for the scratch. There's cameras everywhere.

I'm paying for that scratch.

What is he doing to my son's truck?

Mom! What is going on here? Mom, look what he did to my truck!

Your crazy trucker son almost hit me and killed me, and he fucked up my

skateboard.

Well...

Sorry that you feel that way, but skateboarding is against the rules here.

Are you kidding me?

Them's the rule.

So technically, you're breaking the law.

Looks like I'm going to have to call the cops.

On who?

On you.

You're going to pay for what you did to my truck. My brand new truck. Look at

it.

Well, looks like the cops are on their way.

You better let that Jezebel know that she's next.

Thanks for bailing me out. I thought I was done for.

Don't mention it. But there's no time to waste. We have the perfect opportunity

to get back at these mommy monsters once and for all.

I don't know.

She has eyes.

Everywhere. That's why we're going to meet her head on.

Or do we?

Expect that.

But she really hates you. She's been trying to get rid of me for years.

And fucking failed.

Finding me, calling the cops and shit. She's fucking crazy. And her hatred for

me is what's going to get her in the end. But first, we've got to get you

ready.

Have you ever heard the term cloak and dagger?

To God.

The justice system in this country is the worst.

Why are you dressed like that?

I just came here to apologize.

Apologize? I don't think so.

Do you want me to call the cops on your ass again?

Hold up. Don't call them yet. I have some information about Jezebel and I

think you'd want to know.

What kind of information?

Information that could get her in a lot of trouble.

Trouble, eh?

Why would you say that?

So,

look, this is how you claim to have.

And how do I know I can trust you?

Last time I checked, you were cozied up with Jezebel.

All she ever cared about was getting you and all the other moms in trouble.

When I told her no, she took me right to the curb.

Sounds not right.

That's what you get for running around with a Jezebel.

Well,

I did manage to keep a little negative intel.

Well, good enough. He was on her.

She's running an Airbnb.

Airbnb?

That is code 6969 and it is a violation

of the HOA municipality bylaw.

Do you have any picture?

Proof? Receipt?

I suppose I could maybe get you some more.

More?

How?

Well, I left some stuff over there, and when I go back, I could look through and

maybe find some more evidence.

So, what you're saying is that you could be a secret informant for

me?

That's exactly what the fuck...

I'm staying.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. That's deep.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

I don't know.

You have her inside my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my.

Okay, you like taking control.

Usually the one in hand is being bossed around.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Everyone works hard in this office. Me and my fucking pussy.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I bet this feels so much better than just the dog.

You can tell her pussy is drier than her front grass.

Oh my god, fuck!

Oh my god, this talk is so fucking big. This talk is so fucking big, baby.

If you want, baby, I can come water your grass, okay?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Are you going to come to me?

Are you going to come to me?

Oh, my God.

I want to cover this all up. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Everyone wonders why I'm such a fucking bitch. Because I've never been cocked

like this.

Oh, my God.

Do you want to behave? If I could get this talk, I'd be such a good girl. Oh,

my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I won't behave for you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I want your fucking nut.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

I don't understand why the Karen mom had dirt on every other mom.

That's for the evangelist, Mom.

This has got to be what the cops are digging for.

So, what do you think?

I guess it's time we go for the big fish.

Our town's beloved pastor.

I'm sure it'll be a walk in the park.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

I mean, this woman is conniving and dangerous.

I'm going to have to try to care for you with this one.

This happened when I just arrived in town. Back then, I was feeling so

depressed, so disconnected, that I thought about reaching out to someone I

had never considered before.

God.

Instead, I crashed straight into this town's ugly, true face.

More gold, more, like... Yeah, we need more money. Fuck all of that shit. We're

giving all the donations, and it's all tax-free. We just cannot spend it. But

we get a lot of money. It's tax-free in our pockets.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah,

well... We need to figure out. We need to get on TV.

We need to get some net TV money.

You know what I'm saying?

Do you want to record the next audio here?

What's he doing here, a freak?

Yeah, you freak. I thought you and Jezebel were dating.

She's not dating!

I think he needs to be baptized.

I agree.

In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy... What is all this racket?

Is

that

the sacramental wine?

It's not what it looks like.

How dare you defecate the Lord's house.

Blasphemy, I cast you out.

the evidence you stole from the Karen mom and some intel I got from my inside

guy at the precinct.

I just had to give him a little handy every now and then.

I've discovered that there is something really fishy going on here.

Possibly illegal.

And somehow, all of the neighborhood moms are connected.

So you need to go distract the evangelist mom by any means necessary.

Well, I search for the smoking gun.

And then we can defeat that bitch once and for all.

I'm ready to train. No, Nick.

There's nothing left I have to teach you.

You're going to become what you were always meant to be.

A real motherfucker.

Real motherfucker.

Real motherfucker. Real motherfucker. Real motherfucking fucker. Real fucking

motherfucking fucker, Mom. Fuck Earth.

Yeah. Fuck Mom. Fuck Mom! Fuck Mom! Fuck Mom!

For your final mission, the final boss of our campaign, are you ready to go toe

-to-toe with the Dragon Lady?

She's a righteous and devious as hell.

Are you ready to go toe-to-toe with the Dragon Lady?

Are you ready?

dance with the devil.

Are you ready?

Yeah. Are you ready to take on the evangelist mom?

I don't care. I asked for an infinity pool. How am I supposed to make a

blessing in that little puddle?

I'll call you back.

What are you doing here?

I told you to get out and to never return.

I've seen the light.

I want to repent for my sins.

I want to join the flock.

Oh, so I'm supposed to believe that you're a lamb now?

Or like a wolf in sheep's clothing?

Well, I'll admit, at first I was really angry and lost about you kicking me out.

But then I came back and actually listened to your sermon.

I was touched.

It was like God was speaking to me directly.

I beg you, please forgive me.

Well, the Lord does work in mysterious ways.

Oh, yes.

Defile me, Nick.

Right here. Right now.

Nick, I'm going to defile you, Jezebel.

Jezebel?

Snakes in my garden!

Deceivers!

You are the only deceiver here, bitch.

You've been feasting on the fat of the lamb, extorting and blackmailing all of

the neighborhood moms with all that dirt you've been gathering.

And then laundering it through the donation bin. The perfect crime.

Until now.

Well, who's gonna believe you?

Godless Jezebel. Satan's whore.

Sweetheart. It's all right here.

Every email. Every text thread.

We got you now.

You're done for, bitch.

Well, you'll never defeat me. You know why?

Because you'll always be a loser, a weirdo, a freak.

All those names you called me, nerd, square, dork, puto, pendejo,

you thought they were weaknesses.

You were wrong. They were lessons.

It taught me how to survive people like you.

It taught me how to become something you should have been afraid of all along.

I'm not a freak.

I'm a goddamn motherfucker.

Why don't you suck it?

What?

Yeah, don't be shy.

Oh, my God. I know what you're into.

Oh. Oh.

Oh my god.

Come here. Come here. It's fine.

This is the place of worship.

This is the perfect place to do this.

Good girl.

Oh, fuck.

This is fucking crazy.

So good.

I can feel the Holy Spirit now.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

I can feel the Spirit inside.

Good girl.

Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it, take it, take it, take it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Fuck yeah. Suck her into my pussy.

Suck her into my pussy just like that.

Yeah, I'll do all the work.

Yeah, fuck.

the harder she fucks my cock.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, come here.

I think it's your turn to pray.

Come here. Yeah, get over here.

Must give in.

Yeah,

right, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Did I lick your ass? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Let me take another puppy. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, scrape my little guts out on that puppy. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I love seeing her eyes drop.

I want you to go suck your life down.

Oh, fuck yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm the biggest motherfucker.

It's a house of worship, you know.

Right. Wow.

Oh, it's so pretty going in and out of you. Oh,

it feels so good.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, it feels so good.

Sing a phrase.

Oh, yes, I feel blessed by him.

Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, I love watching you take that big fucking cup. Yes.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah, right, I take that big cup. Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck,

it looks so good. Yeah,

it looks so fucking good.

Oh,

fuck, yeah, look at that.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck you.

Come here and take this.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, I don't

Fuck,

you taste so good. Oh my God, it's all you, baby.

Thank you.

Oh, now it's your turn.

This is the perfect place to do it.

God's holy mission.

Story of creation.

That's the right motherfucker.

Give it to her.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Don't miss a single drop yet. Oh, my God.

Fuck.

He's good, doesn't he?

Every last drop.

I need

you both to promise me you're not going

to tell anyone about this. I mean, yeah, we don't have to say a thing.

It's our secret.

Good. I need your silence on this.

Oh, I think some justice is coming to be served.

You whore!

You fucking freak!

I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that Jezebel whore.