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Hey, do you know what time it is?

It's time for you to get out of my room. No. Go away.

You're wrong. It's canoe time.

No. Yeah.

It's not canoe time. It's canoe time. It's canoe day.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.

It's Saturday. I'm relaxing.

Go away.

No, stop trying to push me out.

I love canoe day. You love canoe day.

No. You had like the best time last time too. No, I didn't. What are you talking

about? Yeah, you did.

You flipped the canoe over.

Whatever. I could have drowned. You didn't. I'm not a good swimmer. You

didn't. You had so much fun and a story to tell from it too.

I got a really bad sunburn.

Well. It'll be really fun. It's different this time. It's hot. Come on,

I'm just relaxing. No, no. Get out of my room. It's going to happen whether you

like it or not.

It's way too hot.

No, it's not.

It's like 98 degrees or something.

And it's like the perfect time because then if it does slip over, it's like not

a big deal or anything.

You're a crazy person.

You have to.

I don't want to take the credit. Where are your friends at?

Go take the credit. You're my stepbrother. You are like... obligated

to do this with me that's not true part of your job i'm not leaving i am not

leaving no stop what i'm gonna give you like

no you are putting up way too much of a fight i'll give you like

five seconds don't do it five four three two

You're coming with me.

Get off of me. I hate that. You have to. You have to.

Get off of me. You're going to have so much fun. I'm not having fun. I'm having

a terrible time. You're already having fun. I can tell.

Get off of me.

I know that you're having a fun time. We'll have so much fun.

Come on. Let go of me.

No.

I'm so much stronger than you. You're not going to win.

Good luck.

Oh, my God. Stop trying to get away. I'm so much stronger than you. No, you're

not. Yes, I am.

Ow.

This is abuse.

No, it's not. You're being so dramatic.

I'm not. I'm stronger than you.

No.

See?

I'm so much stronger than you.

Okay, okay.

You're fine.

I'll go.

You'll go?

Yay! You'll have a canoe day with me?

Yes. It'll be so much fun. I even got, like, s'mores stuff.

And we can, like, I don't know, maybe we can go camping if you want to.

Do you want to start a fire?

No, I'm not going to start a fire.

You can't fire.

You're being so dramatic.

We're going to have so much fun.

You're going to start a forest fire.

You just don't like to have fun. I won't start a forest fire.

Fine. All right.

I'll go. Just...

Just give me a minute, a couple minutes, and I'll call, okay?

Okay. I'll just chill here until you're ready.

No, no, just get out of my room for a minute. What are you doing? What's

wrong? Nothing. I just need, like, just get out of here for a couple minutes.

No, you're being so weird.

Come on.

What's the matter?

I just need, like, a couple minutes.

What do you need a couple of minutes for? Because I do.

Come on.

I just need a couple minutes, okay?

What do you need a couple minutes for?

Because I need to change and stuff.

Well, just, like, close my eyes or something.

No, I... Come on, just... I'll wait five minutes. No.

No, dude, what do you actually need five minutes for?

None of your business.

None of my business?

What, is it because of this?

Hey! Hey!

Come on!

Hey! Yeah, that's so funny.

You have a boner?

Okay, shut up. Yeah, so what?

It's just kind of embarrassing. Like, pathetic. Like, your stepsister gave you

a boner.

Don't tell anybody about this.

I won't tell anybody about it. I just think it's funny.

You did it on purpose, probably. Stop.

I can't help it.

Well, it's funny.

Okay. It happens, like, all the time. Shut up. Don't tell anybody that.

I'm just saying.

Okay, just so give me a minute. Yes, I'm going to jerk off. No, I'm staying here.

Just jerk off.

Just do it already.

Jerk off. Just touch yourself.

In front of you?

Touch yourself in front of me.

What's wrong with you?

You already have a boner.

It's already kind of pathetic and crazy that I gave you a boner, so what's the

difference?

touching yourself in front of me.

Wait, are you being serious?

Yeah, of course I'm being serious.

You're not going to tell anybody about this? No, I'm not going to tell anybody

about it.

I'm just curious.

I think it's really funny.

I think it's funny that you just get the biggest boners from the craziest

situations.

I don't know why you want to see me jerk off. It's so weird.

Your balls are all wrinkly too.

That's how he pulls off.

Does that really hurt you jerk off?

Yeah, it's pulling it.

Pulling it weird, just like looks funny.

I don't know.

He's been like jacking off right.

What are you talking about?

Let me show you. It's just jerking off.

Touch it a little bit better.

Touch it like you mean it.

What are you doing?

I'm showing you how to jerk off.

Clearly you don't even know how to do that, right? I don't think my sister's

trying to jerk off.

It's not rocket science.

You've somehow fucked it up.

Making it look crazy.

Doesn't this feel so much better now anyways?

Yeah, it does feel kind of better.

I kind of want to try something.

What?

We'll see.

Hey, what are you doing?

Suck in your dick a little bit. Just don't worry about it.

Why do you need to worry about it?

Don't be weird about it.

Clearly you can't jack off, right?

You need help.

Super messed up.

Not at all.

It's fucked up that you got a boner, but not anymore.

It's kind of funny that it's fucked up.

I love that you get so hard to your sex just by sucking your cock.

I'm starting to look too dark.

I want to shut up.

I want to try something else now.

Something else?

Yeah. What?

Put it inside of me.

You can't put it inside of you. Yeah, I can't.

My sister would have got you pregnant.

You're crazy. It's not going in that hole.

What are you talking about?

It's going in my ass.

In your butt?

Yeah.

Have you ever tried that before?

No.

It feels really good.

You like doing stuff in your butt? Yes, of course.

I can't believe you don't.

That's crazy.

Well, you're a little crazy too.

You really put me in a lot of trouble.

Yeah.

I can just use you like a little dodo.

and just shut up.

Doesn't it hurt your butt?

I want you to sit on my face.

What?

Yeah,

I want you to sit on my face.

You're a pervert.

You're a big pervert.

I can't believe you fucked my ass and came all the way to my face.

You're a bigger pervert than me, probably.

That's embarrassing.

Shut up. Just don't tell anybody about this, okay?

I won't.