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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Hi, um, you're early.

Yeah, sorry.

Is everything okay?

Can we talk?

Yeah, come on in.

Yeah.

Hi, I'm not early, but, um, if you let me talk a little bit. That's fine.

Um,

get comfortable.

Sit yourself down.

What's going on?

You guys broke up? Why, if you don't mind me asking?

He's beating on me.

Good little guy. Good little guy.

Well, you know what?

With that, you obviously don't need him. No, he's an asshole anyways.

I'll get over it. Just a little shot, that's all.

You know?

So I was hoping maybe we could hang out.

Yeah, we can hang out. I just really need someone to talk to, yeah.

Yeah, see, I'm here.

All the food's done, so I don't want any.

Yes. Right?

Yes. Oh, wow. You've got guests already?

Yeah. Hi.

Hi.

Hi. What time did we say?

No, she just came early.

Having boy problems.

I didn't come by and have little girl time. Okay.

That's cool.

Well, do you mind ironing my shirt for me?

No, no.

Okay. It looks good. Yeah. Okay. I'll see you in a bit.

How about we sit down? Yeah, that'd be great. Great.

See, get comfortable.

You look fantastic yourself.

Thank you.

So, you know, with you saying that you

remain cheated on you and stuff like that, you know, I went through an

experience quite the same before my last boyfriend, and you know what really

helped me, and I know this is really, really random, but she offered,

Her man, to me, basically.

Sexually? Yeah, she let me have sex with him.

Oh, wow.

And it actually really did help, you know, get over him. And I

just want to offer the same to you.

Wait a minute, you don't mind at all that you would be... You know what, no.

You know, I want to help you out.

It's going to help both of us out.

this will not change our friendship and actually will help you get over matt so

you're so sweet thank you you're welcome you're a good friend thank you

I got distracted.

Fourth, don't worry. Sit down. I'll tell you.

So, I guess over here she broke up with her man because Matt cheated on her.

Because he got mad because she didn't iron his shirt. Yeah, probably. But you

know what?

You're not going to follow in his footsteps.

I'm sorry.

remedy the situation by offering her you.

Me? Yeah.

No, it's my idea.

You and your great ideas. Yeah, I know. You're so clever.

Get over your heartbreak by fucking my boyfriend.

Yes. Exactly.

It could not have been better.

What do you think?

I think that is a hell of an idea. I thought you would think so. I think you

are the greatest girl.

Starting right now? Yeah. Oh, wow.

Oh my god, is she crazy?

Wow, this is really nice. Yeah,

see? Super hot.

Oh, you might like that.

I think this is a great idea. You thought she might like that? Yes.

Well, I'm not complaining, babe.

You know, there's a reason why I have a lot of friends.

That show up hours early for the party?

Conveniently enough. Is that right?

She has great timing.

And great texting, I bet.

Get this. Just what I need.

A nice hard cock to make me feel better. Oh my god.

That looks so good.

Take this off.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I skipped that.

I love him.

Yes, he's not fucking too far.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck you, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Right there.

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

Yes, you do.

A real man like...

Fuck it!

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Love it. Oh, yes. Take that, kid boy. You can't hurt me. Right on now.

Take that. Oh, yes.

Oh, that feels so good. That feels so fucking good inside me. Yes, it does.

Who wants some dick? Yeah.

Oh my god.

much for helping me out. You guys make me feel so much better.

Thank me.

Just so generous.

I do my best, you know. You have a good girlfriend.

Thank you.

Thank you for your assistance. You have the greatest girlfriend.

I think you should probably iron that shirt.

I am.

I'll wear my t-shirt. Okay.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.