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A woman's 40th birthday is a big deal.

Huge.

It's the age at which you officially become a MILF.

At least, that's what I want for my friend, Penny.

We've been together ever since we met in a Mommy and Me yoga class, like, 20

years ago.

And I adore her, but sometimes, to be perfectly honest, she can be really

fucking uptight.

I've decided to fix that.

Yes. Yes.

You're a pretty princess for your birthday.

It's dorky. It's silly.

It's silly.

I mean, it's pretty, but I can't. It's silly.

It's just not for me.

I'm ready to go.

Oh, no, no.

No, no, no.

No. No, what no? What's wrong?

To all of this. No to all of this.

You're a MILF now. You have to dress a little bit sexier.

Well, okay, well, this is what I have, so.

Or is it?

Ta -da!

Um.

What is it?

Axel's latest cute little girlfriend had this on, and it was so hot, so I asked

her where she got it, and I bought one for you.

Ryan, I can't wear the same stuff that your stepson's little girlfriend's wear.

This is for, like, a college girl.

No, it's not.

I can't wear that. Come on.

It's not enough.

I'm going to be hanging out of this.

That's kind of the idea.

You're loose now!

Okay, alright, alright. I will put it on just for the night, okay?

Oh, it's exciting!

You're gonna look so good.

Why does your stepson always date girls that dress like sluts?

What do you mean, slut?

What? Nothing!

So don't wear one.

Oh.

Dude, I can't believe you talked me into this, man.

We're not supposed to be here.

Fine.

What if our stepmoms find out?

Dude, they're not going to find out. They're out doing boring mom stuff.

I just don't like lying to my mom, man.

It's her birthday.

That's a weird thing to say.

What if they don't even let us into the club, dude? We're barely 21.

What about your girlfriend?

Listen, this place is crawling with cougars, and they all love to suck cock.

What?

Yeah, dude, they can't get enough of it.

Really? Yes, when's the last time you had a girl begging to pull your dick

Where are we supposed to go, anyway?

Look, I think it's this place.

All the women are dressed so slutty.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, imagine her on her knees begging you to pull your dick out of your pants.

That does sound pretty fun, dude.

What sounds fun?

What the... Mom?

Oh, my God.

Hi, sweetie. What are you doing here?

Uh, me and Max were actually just about to go to the club.

Same.

Hey, Maxie.

Hi, Kaylee.

No, no, I... No. No, I can't.

Fuck,

dude. I told you, bro. Fuck.

I guess I better go calm her down and go talk to Maxie. He seems stressed.

Yeah. You look so good in this color. Thank you. It matches my panties.

Okay, I... I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't be here. I should be at home

husband, wearing something appropriate for my age so that my son doesn't...

stepson?

Diane!

What?

I'll go talk to them.

What are you going to say?

I don't know. I'll calm Max down a little bit. I'll scold Axel.

I don't think you've ever even said no to Axel. I can be very strict.

No, no, no, no, dude. That was my mom.

My mom.

I know. She was busting out of that dress. Honestly, I was bricked up.

What the fuck, dude?

Just saying.

Oh.

No, don't answer, dude.

Hi, boys.

I thought you were staying on campus this weekend studying.

Yeah, sorry about that, Mom.

Max, are you okay, honey?

No, I'm so fucking embarrassed.

You're really just like your mother.

Yeah, you want me to go check on her?

No! Pervert, leave her alone.

Max, why are you embarrassed?

Because she was wearing that dress.

She shouldn't be dressed like that.

Like a slut?

Ugh.

Max, I dress like that.

What?

Does it bother you when I dress like this? Nope.

Do you mind that I dress like this?

Miss Keely... Look, I'm trying to get

your mom to loosen up a little bit.

I think it would be good for her.

I think it would be good for you, too.

Don't you want your mom to feel good?

Don't you want to feel good?

I guess so.

Be a good boy.

Say yes.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

oh my god oh

my

god

oh my god

Is this you talking to the boys, Ryan?

What? Is this you dealing with them?

I guess. Oh, my God.

Yes.

I'm very scared now.

Mommy left you.

It's all her fault. She talked me into this.

It's for your own good.

You're both of your own good.

Oh, my God.

Oh God,

this is really nice.

you're a dirty boy you're a bad influence on my son

Oh, wow.

You look so humble.

Give your mommy a birthday thank you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Can you stretch out that type of thing?

Oh, yeah, put that cock inside her.

Yeah.

Oh, that's so fucking pretty.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God, sir.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You know it wouldn't be a birthday without party fever.

Wait, what?

It wouldn't be a birthday without party fever.

Where did you get that?

Come here, mommy.

Let's celebrate your birthday properly.

Yeah.

Number one mommy.

Where's your mommy's hair at?

Yes.

Wow. I've never seen you like this.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Interesting stuff you have in here, Ryan.

No, you have them. Some interesting things that you have in here.

Stop.

She said she wanted to loosen you up.

I want you to stretch

me

out baby.

I want you to stretch me out.

Oh, fuck. That feels good.

Oh, that feels really fucking good.

You never say no to him, Ryan. You never say no to him. You let him do whatever.

No.

Fuck,

yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God, yes.

It feels so good. It feels so good.

Your pants are tight.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Yeah, give me a fucking push. Uh -huh. Give me a fucking

push. Uh -huh.

Oh, look at this. Give me a come on.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Give me some of your sweat, mama.

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna fight this dirty. I'm gonna fight this dirty. Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

this looks so good. Your holes look so good.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

You're such a bad influence, Ryan.

You're such a bad influence.

Look at what you made my boy do.

I know.

Oh, God.

Look at him. He's never going to be the same.

You're welcome.

He looks so much better, though.

He looks so great.

What is my husband going to say when I...

What is it, a bunny flop?

He's not going to notice.

He's not going to notice.

Come

here,

Mom. I'm going to fuck you from the back.

Oh God, right there.

I feel like we could've picked up some guys who weren't, you know.

I feel like we could've picked up some guys who weren't, like, our sons.

I'd say a bird in hand, but we've got two in the bush.

Oh my god!

Don't do it. You saved that fucking comment. It's her birthday.

You saved that fucking comment.

oh you're gonna come

You were so good. And now I saw you shoving your tongue at my ass and

out my pussy.

I thought you were a nice girl.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

You don't have to tell them anything. Give me your secret.

That's really the best way.

You don't want to be able to see it.

I knew I should have taken this trip with my sister.

This is awesome dude. This is fucking dope for sure.

Oh, fuck, that is so hot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Mom, you put it in your ass.

Oh,

fuck. It's her birthday. We have to give her whatever she wants.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

oh my god oh my god you really loosened her up

Like a birthday thing, maybe?

Fluffy, no.

Okay. Oh, yeah, where's the birthday cake?

I think you're fucking it. What?

Ryan, what are you doing?

Ryan, what are you doing?

Give me what you wanted.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

that's the birthday cake.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Penny.

Happy birthday to you.

Yes.

That's mommy.

Thank you, Ryan, for loosening me up.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Well, this changes what I was going to do for your birthday.

Holy shit.

Mom, your lips are pretty.

You guys want to go to the club?

I think the milks at home are better.