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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,999 --> 00:00:17,787 When you're young you believe everything: spinach makes you strong... 2 00:00:17,999 --> 00:00:21,912 ...your father is the hero of the country, and Saint Nicholas exists. 3 00:00:22,479 --> 00:00:27,398 But one day you look at the Holy Man's shoes and think: hey, 4 00:00:27,399 --> 00:00:29,351 they're my father's. 5 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:32,875 Your suspicions are confirmed: It's nonsense to believe... 6 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:36,867 ...that a man with a long white beard travels from Spain... 7 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:40,867 ...by steamboat once a year to leave something in your shoe. 8 00:00:41,079 --> 00:00:44,913 And also: Spinach doesn't make you strong... 9 00:00:45,039 --> 00:00:50,067 ...Holland will never be world champions and you won't marry your teacher. 10 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:53,237 And so you grow older and increasingly unhappy. 11 00:00:53,439 --> 00:00:58,149 You only feel like you used to when you feel that you love someone. 12 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:04,070 Really love someone. Then everything stupid and painful falls by the side. 13 00:01:04,279 --> 00:01:08,477 Love is everything, and we must continue to believe this. 14 00:01:08,679 --> 00:01:14,197 So what would happen if we all agreed that Saint Nicholas exists? 15 00:01:14,439 --> 00:01:17,677 We'd still have to buy the presents ourselves, 16 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,991 but it's the idea that counts. 17 00:01:20,199 --> 00:01:25,751 The belief that we will prevail in the end, that love will prevail in the end. 18 00:01:26,156 --> 00:01:29,512 Because love is like Saint Nicholas. You have to believe in it... 19 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,224 ...or it doesn't work. 20 00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:11,831 Good morning. Did you sleep well? 21 00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:14,749 I thought I'd pick up a hitchhiker. 22 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:17,556 It's always nice to chat on the way. 23 00:02:17,756 --> 00:02:21,431 But you slept from Madrid to Amsterdam. 24 00:02:29,756 --> 00:02:33,385 morning of Saint Nicholas' arrival 25 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:46,470 But he's arriving. 26 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:51,508 You're coming with us, right? - Daddy has to work. 27 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,309 But it's Sunday. 28 00:02:53,556 --> 00:02:56,309 But sweetie, I took a couple of Sundays on days... 29 00:02:56,516 --> 00:02:59,986 ...that weren't Sundays. Now I have to work on a real Sunday. 30 00:03:03,796 --> 00:03:06,674 Good morning, Dad. - Klaas! 31 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:09,191 I was about to leave. 32 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:12,186 What exactly? 33 00:03:12,396 --> 00:03:13,033 No. 34 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:17,195 Give him some ginger nuts, stroke his head, and you're done. 35 00:03:17,436 --> 00:03:20,155 No exceptions. Not even for my grandson. 36 00:03:20,396 --> 00:03:25,151 Dad, come on. This could be the last year he believes in it at all. 37 00:03:25,356 --> 00:03:26,994 And he could use some attention. 38 00:03:27,236 --> 00:03:31,024 You two were great at destroying your marriage. 39 00:03:31,236 --> 00:03:34,512 Now you must be great at bearing the consequences. 40 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,269 Jerk. - What did you say? 41 00:03:36,476 --> 00:03:38,068 You're a real jerk, dad. 42 00:03:43,636 --> 00:03:45,388 That's nice, at least. 43 00:03:48,156 --> 00:03:49,874 Don't do that. - But I must. 44 00:03:50,116 --> 00:03:53,586 If you don't paint your face black, you don't need lipstick. 45 00:04:06,596 --> 00:04:08,951 The viewpoint on camera 2... 46 00:04:09,196 --> 00:04:10,629 ...is not giving me a boner. 47 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:15,672 The arrival of the Spanish libertine. 48 00:04:15,916 --> 00:04:17,634 Top-quality TV every year. 49 00:04:18,316 --> 00:04:19,351 Is the boat under way? 50 00:04:19,596 --> 00:04:22,429 I'll give them a call. - Yes, do that. 51 00:04:25,036 --> 00:04:26,340 Mr. Van Ophorst is pulling up. 52 00:04:26,556 --> 00:04:28,433 I'm expecting the Piets any minute. 53 00:04:30,156 --> 00:04:35,435 Yes, people, he's here. - We're leaving in 10 minutes. No five. 54 00:04:35,636 --> 00:04:40,994 It's great to have you here. - Are there any naughty children around? 55 00:04:41,196 --> 00:04:44,791 I'm Alicia. I'll make sure everything goes well today. 56 00:04:44,996 --> 00:04:47,874 Have my black friends arrived? - Any minute now. 57 00:04:48,076 --> 00:04:51,386 And a cup a coffee? Would that be possible? 58 00:04:51,636 --> 00:04:54,104 Get on board and I'll take care of it. 59 00:04:54,356 --> 00:04:57,632 Bibabobabu... - Wow, that's beautiful. 60 00:05:00,836 --> 00:05:05,705 Is this Daniel, the intern? - Yes, Alicia. It's good you called. 61 00:05:05,956 --> 00:05:09,187 We've been... what do you call it? Delayed. 62 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,432 Where the hell are the Piets? 63 00:05:11,676 --> 00:05:16,909 Look, I'm on my way. Guys, into the van. If you're not on the boat in ten minutes... 64 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:19,186 ...I loose my job. 65 00:05:20,156 --> 00:05:22,226 Please change there. 66 00:05:31,756 --> 00:05:34,350 Mum, Puss is shitting in the sandbox. 67 00:05:35,756 --> 00:05:37,826 Damn. - Shall I come... 68 00:05:38,036 --> 00:05:40,425 ...with you today? - Don't you have to work? 69 00:05:40,676 --> 00:05:42,553 I'm not going to work on a Sunday. 70 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:45,316 If you want to keep your job you will. 71 00:05:45,516 --> 00:05:48,713 What day is it today? - Sunday. 72 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,110 French toast day. 73 00:06:08,516 --> 00:06:11,872 Coffee? - What's the fastest way to the city? 74 00:06:12,116 --> 00:06:14,346 Get on the boat. - Are you Daniel? 75 00:06:14,556 --> 00:06:18,469 Are you taking this seriously? We're 30 minutes late. 76 00:06:18,676 --> 00:06:22,191 Yes, production girl. Hello? Hello? Over. 77 00:06:22,396 --> 00:06:23,909 Damn amateurs. - Go ahead. 78 00:06:24,116 --> 00:06:25,708 What about my coffee? 79 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:27,508 A coffee for Mr. Van Ophorst. 80 00:06:27,716 --> 00:06:30,753 He uses his own cup. - And something else... 81 00:06:30,956 --> 00:06:36,314 The gown is too short. If the clothes don't fit, how can I feel the part? 82 00:06:36,516 --> 00:06:38,746 I have to get it from somewhere. 83 00:06:47,756 --> 00:06:49,508 Damn. Damn. Fuck. 84 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:19,709 Watch out, madman. 85 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:23,114 Right on time, as usual. - I had a flat. 86 00:07:23,356 --> 00:07:24,345 Listen, joker. 87 00:07:24,556 --> 00:07:26,512 I'd take it easy if I were you. 88 00:07:26,716 --> 00:07:28,672 I'm babysitting on my day off... 89 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,066 ...and we have to finish this week. 90 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,312 What? - I said yes, didn't I? 91 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,155 Look who's here. 92 00:07:39,316 --> 00:07:43,104 You're wearing lipstick. Can I have some too? 93 00:07:45,596 --> 00:07:48,713 Shall we go? Come on, David. 94 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:51,510 Come on, people. 95 00:07:51,716 --> 00:07:53,627 Come on. Let's go. 96 00:07:55,716 --> 00:07:57,195 Mr. Van Ophorst? 97 00:08:02,956 --> 00:08:04,435 Saint Nicholas? 98 00:08:12,236 --> 00:08:16,912 That can't be... We're here with 100000 screaming children. 99 00:08:17,156 --> 00:08:18,191 That can't be. 100 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:20,114 I don't know what to do either. 101 00:08:20,316 --> 00:08:22,955 But if everyone starts crying, we're fried. 102 00:08:23,516 --> 00:08:26,952 The boat will leave... Where do you think you're going? 103 00:08:33,876 --> 00:08:36,436 What? We're going live in 10 minutes! 104 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:40,993 He's still dead as a doornail. - Yeah, and so? 105 00:08:41,556 --> 00:08:46,027 I told you he wants to do it. - I'd like to hear him say it. 106 00:08:46,236 --> 00:08:48,875 You don't mind doing this? You're sure? 107 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:54,789 Sir? - But I'm not getting on the horse. 108 00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:57,385 You have no idea how happy you've made me. 109 00:08:57,596 --> 00:08:59,826 We have a Saint Nicholas. We're leaving. 110 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:09,025 ALL IS LOVE 111 00:10:50,156 --> 00:10:53,512 I'm not doing it. - Don't be so childish. 112 00:10:53,716 --> 00:10:57,504 We've been doing it forever. - I'm not going as the rod. 113 00:10:57,716 --> 00:11:02,949 Fine, Kiki and I will go alone. - Rudolf, I don't know either. 114 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:07,314 What are you doing to me? It's too late to change. 115 00:11:07,516 --> 00:11:11,509 I'm no good with horses. - Cannonball and Spitfire know the way. 116 00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:14,267 I hear the boat. 117 00:11:14,516 --> 00:11:16,154 What a party! 118 00:11:27,716 --> 00:11:31,425 Maybe you can wave a little? Mr. Van Ophorst always did. 119 00:11:36,636 --> 00:11:39,548 Camera four. Over to four. 120 00:11:40,396 --> 00:11:43,945 As usual members of the royal family are here to greet Saint Nicholas. 121 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,155 There is great interest... 122 00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:50,627 ...in the Benjamin, Prince Valentijn who's been living in London for 3 years. 123 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:54,624 Six months ago his short relationship... 124 00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:57,993 ...with top model Lauren Miller caused a stir. 125 00:11:58,196 --> 00:12:03,065 Since then, he's been seen with highborn beauties, including the divorc�e... 126 00:12:03,276 --> 00:12:04,914 Naughty boy. 127 00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:13,391 It looks pretty believable. 128 00:12:13,596 --> 00:12:17,384 Well done. Remind me to give the man a book token. 129 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,908 Say, you... Daniel... 130 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:24,267 Yeah? - Is that Tom Van Ophorst's leg? 131 00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:27,386 I covered him with a blanket for now. 132 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,948 You covered him with a blanket... Damn... 133 00:12:32,236 --> 00:12:33,555 Sour puss. - You're fired. 134 00:12:33,756 --> 00:12:36,873 Good morning. Amsterdam police, please. 135 00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:43,792 Isn't that your phone? - Yes. 136 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:50,145 Klaasje Van Ophorst speaking. Who? Wait a minute... 137 00:12:50,556 --> 00:12:52,069 There he is. There he is. 138 00:12:52,756 --> 00:12:55,031 Fenna. - Go ahead. We'll follow. 139 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:58,268 Sorry. Who? Yes, speaking. 140 00:13:00,556 --> 00:13:01,830 What? 141 00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:05,515 When? 142 00:13:09,036 --> 00:13:12,506 I understand. 143 00:13:12,756 --> 00:13:15,987 Thank you. Goodbye. 144 00:13:27,236 --> 00:13:28,828 Granddad has died. 145 00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:33,190 I'll take you to Daddy. - But Saint Nicholas... 146 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,545 You'll see him on TV. 147 00:14:03,556 --> 00:14:04,947 Do we want this? - I don't know. 148 00:14:08,356 --> 00:14:10,028 You can't broadcast this. 149 00:14:10,276 --> 00:14:11,345 Stay with it. 150 00:14:19,036 --> 00:14:20,025 I can't believe it. 151 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,589 Stay with him. 152 00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:31,234 Respect. 153 00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:33,865 If you leave, you're through. - But my kid... 154 00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:37,068 There's always something. You're through. 155 00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:38,192 Get lost. 156 00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:40,749 Leave. 157 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:43,946 Fine. 158 00:14:44,156 --> 00:14:48,627 Open, close, open, close. Front to back, front... 159 00:14:48,836 --> 00:14:54,945 And cycle. Cycle away. Keep it up. You're doing great. 160 00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:56,555 Victor Jollema speaking. 161 00:14:56,756 --> 00:14:58,667 Yes, he's my boyfriend. 162 00:14:59,516 --> 00:15:01,268 And where are you, exactly? 163 00:15:01,476 --> 00:15:04,195 On the heath, I understand. But which one? 164 00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:14,549 Dennis? 165 00:15:19,956 --> 00:15:20,911 Are you home? 166 00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:27,106 What took you so long? - You have the key. 167 00:15:27,316 --> 00:15:29,750 I don't live here anymore. - But you can use it. 168 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:33,306 I'm not going to barge in unannounced. - What the...? 169 00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:35,470 Did your mother do that? 170 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,547 How are you? - Can Boris stay a couple of days? 171 00:15:41,756 --> 00:15:43,155 Next weekend. - I know but... 172 00:15:43,396 --> 00:15:45,432 No way, Klaas. - No? 173 00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:48,025 I'm really busy. - You've had a haircut? 174 00:15:49,236 --> 00:15:51,033 No, I'm in therapy. - Take it easy. 175 00:15:51,236 --> 00:15:52,749 Easy my foot. What's up? 176 00:15:52,996 --> 00:15:57,786 I have a presentation, a broken heater, an empty fridge. Stop your guilt trip. 177 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,195 You left. Not I. 178 00:16:00,396 --> 00:16:01,624 My father has died. 179 00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:07,024 Who's that? - Be quiet. It isn't him. 180 00:16:09,116 --> 00:16:11,027 I could have sworn... - Listen... 181 00:16:11,276 --> 00:16:14,393 Tom had a heart-attack this morning. - I'm sorry. 182 00:16:14,596 --> 00:16:17,588 Stop it. You never liked each other. - Fine. 183 00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:20,515 I'm all alone. I have to arrange the funeral... 184 00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:23,065 ...sort through his things. - I said fine. 185 00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:25,474 Boris can stay here. 186 00:16:28,636 --> 00:16:29,910 Thanks. 187 00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,664 Camera one, mother and daughter. 188 00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:36,026 Camera one with Valentijn. Over to one. 189 00:16:36,676 --> 00:16:39,190 Ginger nut. Get the ginger nut. And... 190 00:16:39,396 --> 00:16:40,988 ...back to Saint Nicholas. 191 00:16:41,196 --> 00:16:44,029 Let's get you some dry clothes. - Are we done? 192 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:47,672 Done? No, you have walk along the quay. 193 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:51,994 Damn. - What? You really need dry clothes. 194 00:16:53,396 --> 00:16:54,670 Bugger off. 195 00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:26,904 Let's return to Prince Valentijn. - Camera one on Valentijn. 196 00:17:51,076 --> 00:17:52,873 What happened? - Nothing. 197 00:17:54,676 --> 00:17:55,631 I'm Sjoerd. 198 00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:58,754 Hi, I'm Saskia. - Pjotter. 199 00:17:58,956 --> 00:18:02,028 I'm Victor. Kees' boyfriend. 200 00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:04,428 Don't you want to sit down? 201 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:19,470 What happened? - Yeah, what happened...? Hum... 202 00:18:19,676 --> 00:18:23,271 The Baron of Ulsendek joined the poisoner from Galandrio... 203 00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:26,229 ...and the wood elves tattled. 204 00:18:26,476 --> 00:18:28,990 It's unpleasant of course, but Kees' reaction... 205 00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:30,834 ...wasn't normal. - Because...? 206 00:18:31,036 --> 00:18:33,596 Kees beat the daylight out of Ulsendek. 207 00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:35,070 Kees? 208 00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:38,672 You're kidding. 209 00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:41,589 I don't mean to meddle, but... 210 00:18:42,636 --> 00:18:43,989 Kees isn't well. 211 00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:49,791 We really have the feeling that Kees is using this to... 212 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,553 How can I put it? To... 213 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,633 To escape reality. 214 00:19:13,076 --> 00:19:14,714 It was nice to meet them at last. 215 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:17,111 Don't you think? - Yeah... 216 00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:19,515 Very friendly people. 217 00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:21,069 Especially Sjoerd. 218 00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:23,993 Are they coming to the wedding? 219 00:19:24,236 --> 00:19:25,828 Put them on the list. 220 00:19:26,076 --> 00:19:29,193 I never knew we had so many friends and family. 221 00:19:29,396 --> 00:19:30,795 You have many. 222 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:34,073 My family and friends are also yours. 223 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,871 Darling... - Yes? 224 00:19:40,076 --> 00:19:41,225 What happened? - Nothing. 225 00:19:41,476 --> 00:19:43,706 Nothing? You beat him unconscious. 226 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,510 Unconscious... - The baron is in first aid. 227 00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:52,231 Is it all too much? 228 00:19:52,436 --> 00:19:54,472 What? - What? 229 00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:57,110 Your mother died. The wedding's coming up. 230 00:19:57,316 --> 00:19:59,147 I'm fine, Vic. Really. 231 00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:13,029 Hello, ladies. 232 00:20:19,076 --> 00:20:22,386 Oh, hello. Prince Valentijn. 233 00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:27,752 No, don't do that. Don't! 234 00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:29,105 Come back here. 235 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,192 Stay right here! 236 00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:36,309 Back, guys. 237 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,596 Well... Kiki Jollema. 238 00:20:49,756 --> 00:20:50,984 How do you know? 239 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,514 The name tag, of course. Duh! What an idiot. 240 00:20:56,716 --> 00:21:00,675 Super embarrassing. Anyway, I need the man from the horses. 241 00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:02,744 Mister from the horses? 242 00:21:05,156 --> 00:21:06,225 Mister from the horses? 243 00:21:14,796 --> 00:21:18,232 Are you alright? - I'm fine. 244 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:28,031 Is someone going to unwrap this present tonight? 245 00:21:30,996 --> 00:21:33,430 I'm afraid I'll have to do it myself. 246 00:21:33,956 --> 00:21:35,435 If you need help... 247 00:21:36,636 --> 00:21:40,993 You specialize in that of course. Cutting ribbons and the like. 248 00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:42,788 Prince of Holland. 249 00:21:45,796 --> 00:21:47,309 The car... Our time is up. 250 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,950 We're on the disabled spot, aren't we? 251 00:21:50,196 --> 00:21:51,629 I'll be on my way. 252 00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:54,831 OK. - Have a nice day. 253 00:22:07,556 --> 00:22:09,547 My little girl... 254 00:22:09,756 --> 00:22:11,587 Oh god. 255 00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:14,833 What are you doing here? - I saw it happen. 256 00:22:15,076 --> 00:22:17,112 I was up in my crane and I saw... 257 00:22:17,316 --> 00:22:19,034 Why didn't you call? - I thought... 258 00:22:19,236 --> 00:22:20,453 ...he'd never let you leave. 259 00:22:21,276 --> 00:22:23,232 Of course, it's about my kid. 260 00:22:23,436 --> 00:22:27,395 In fact, he told me to leave. - Really, darling? 261 00:23:01,036 --> 00:23:06,349 I'm sorry it happened this way. Your father was a very... 262 00:23:07,076 --> 00:23:08,350 ...special man. 263 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,355 One question. 264 00:23:11,596 --> 00:23:13,314 Your father's replacement... 265 00:23:13,556 --> 00:23:15,228 ...do you know who it is? 266 00:23:17,116 --> 00:23:20,552 How should I know? - Of course. 267 00:23:20,756 --> 00:23:22,314 I'm just fumbling around. 268 00:23:22,636 --> 00:23:24,069 Take care. 269 00:23:26,316 --> 00:23:28,671 How awful. You can't tell... 270 00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,395 ...it's me, can you? 271 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,992 How do you get into these things? 272 00:23:33,196 --> 00:23:34,311 Do I laugh like an idiot? 273 00:23:34,596 --> 00:23:36,075 You laugh... 274 00:23:37,356 --> 00:23:38,471 Heartily? 275 00:23:38,716 --> 00:23:40,627 What a shit day. - You have his number? 276 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:44,272 Right... He'd think I like him and I'd have to sleep with him. 277 00:23:44,516 --> 00:23:47,076 You're right. That would be terrible. 278 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:49,513 Can we change the subject? 279 00:23:49,716 --> 00:23:53,152 I understand you less and less. - I'm sparing with myself. 280 00:23:53,356 --> 00:23:56,587 When is the last time you slept with someone? 281 00:23:56,996 --> 00:23:59,749 You're making a mountain out of nothing. 282 00:23:59,956 --> 00:24:02,345 Look, you're gay. You screw like a rabbit. 283 00:24:02,596 --> 00:24:05,827 Really? That would be top of my wish list. 284 00:24:06,036 --> 00:24:08,994 You hang a red cloth out of your pocket, and voil?. 285 00:24:09,236 --> 00:24:10,351 Just say it. 286 00:24:10,556 --> 00:24:15,311 If you meet someone who looks good and he looks at you... 287 00:24:15,516 --> 00:24:17,472 ...in the right way, you say: I'm Kiki. 288 00:24:17,676 --> 00:24:21,191 I like you. - Yeah, in a box with a bow on my head. 289 00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:24,714 So you like him? - No way. 290 00:24:27,836 --> 00:24:31,033 Will Lauren be our new Princess? 291 00:24:37,596 --> 00:24:40,827 I'm referring of course to Prince Valentijn... 292 00:24:41,076 --> 00:24:45,786 Are you going to your mother's tonight? - Not tonight. I have other plans. 293 00:24:45,996 --> 00:24:48,794 You're not the only one. - During Saint Nicholas' arrival... 294 00:24:48,996 --> 00:24:51,510 Hey, Valentino! 295 00:24:51,836 --> 00:24:54,475 Are you expecting company? - Hun, open up. 296 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,064 A blonde, anyone? 297 00:25:05,276 --> 00:25:07,346 I'll first check that I'm still a boy. 298 00:25:09,276 --> 00:25:14,908 In less than 24 hours you've regained the title of captain of the sex industry. 299 00:25:15,676 --> 00:25:19,225 I laughed my arse off at the red-capped pedo-priest. 300 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:23,833 And then our friend pops out of nowhere to show off his X-Factor. 301 00:25:24,076 --> 00:25:27,307 You had a standing ovation in your pants, didn't you? 302 00:25:29,476 --> 00:25:32,354 Shall we get a bite to eat? - Genital idea. 303 00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:33,955 Something French. Dismiss. 304 00:25:35,476 --> 00:25:39,594 A present for Prince Valentijn 305 00:25:54,796 --> 00:25:56,070 Saint Nicholas. 306 00:26:00,436 --> 00:26:01,630 Saint Nicholas. 307 00:26:04,316 --> 00:26:05,431 Are you hungry? 308 00:26:23,596 --> 00:26:27,635 Saint Nicholas' arrival was very special this year. 309 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:32,626 He saved a seven-year-old girl from the icy waters before disappearing... 310 00:26:32,836 --> 00:26:34,793 ...without a trace. The girl's fine... 311 00:26:34,956 --> 00:26:38,153 ...and has only caught a cold. - Brilliant story. 312 00:26:38,356 --> 00:26:42,634 He saves a girl then bolts down the Prins Hendrikkade... 313 00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:45,071 ...without looking back. - He was gone. 314 00:26:45,276 --> 00:26:49,554 As long as he's on our show tomorrow. - Alicia is working on it. 315 00:26:49,796 --> 00:26:52,185 Brilliant story. Really brilliant. 316 00:26:53,636 --> 00:26:57,390 He was inspiring, a master in the field. 317 00:26:57,596 --> 00:27:01,032 A masterly actor. It's a great loss for Dutch theatre. 318 00:27:01,276 --> 00:27:04,507 Tom Van Ophorst was 79 years old. 319 00:27:04,716 --> 00:27:06,946 The identity of his stand-in is unknown. 320 00:27:07,476 --> 00:27:09,034 Sleep tight, Saint Nicholas. 321 00:27:11,636 --> 00:27:15,470 I'm not Saint Nicholas. - I know. 322 00:27:42,116 --> 00:27:42,855 Saint saves child 323 00:27:43,716 --> 00:27:46,867 Am I a Famous Dutch Person? - Definitely. 324 00:27:48,036 --> 00:27:49,469 Don't play with your milk. 325 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:50,945 Here. 326 00:27:52,236 --> 00:27:54,067 What's that for? - What...? 327 00:27:54,276 --> 00:27:55,948 You're going to work, right? 328 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,744 Of course. I know. 329 00:28:01,556 --> 00:28:02,830 Oh, David. 330 00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:27,591 I saw you on TV. It looked rather... 331 00:28:27,796 --> 00:28:31,345 ...breathless and embarrassing. - I don't give a hoot. 332 00:28:31,556 --> 00:28:35,105 What an awful expression. - I don't give a hoot, Rudolf. 333 00:28:35,356 --> 00:28:38,826 Bad night, girlie? I'd use concealer if I were you. 334 00:29:03,596 --> 00:29:05,826 UNDERTAKER respectful funeral management 335 00:29:06,436 --> 00:29:08,108 Kees, just one thing: 336 00:29:08,316 --> 00:29:09,635 Saint Nicholas has died. 337 00:29:09,876 --> 00:29:12,436 He doesn't exist. - Tell his daughter. 338 00:29:12,636 --> 00:29:14,228 She'll be here soon. 339 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:18,190 I'm celebrating not having drowned. 340 00:29:21,396 --> 00:29:23,910 Toilet rolls for hobbying. - A lot of them. 341 00:29:24,116 --> 00:29:25,435 Ted had gastroenteritis. 342 00:29:26,796 --> 00:29:27,672 Sarah. 343 00:29:27,876 --> 00:29:30,310 I think Klaasje needs rest... 344 00:29:30,516 --> 00:29:32,586 ...after what happened with her father and all. 345 00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:34,986 Someone else should care for the gardens. 346 00:29:35,196 --> 00:29:37,107 Klaasje can always call me. 347 00:29:37,316 --> 00:29:40,149 She knows that. - Yes, but... 348 00:29:40,356 --> 00:29:42,347 How can I put this nicely... 349 00:29:43,276 --> 00:29:46,746 Klaasje can't stand you, so it's better if we agree on this. 350 00:29:46,956 --> 00:29:49,231 You slept with her husband, is what I mean. 351 00:29:49,436 --> 00:29:54,112 So I changed the schedule for duck feeding from Wednesdays... 352 00:29:54,316 --> 00:29:56,625 ...to Thursdays. Too bad for the pancakes. 353 00:29:56,876 --> 00:29:59,344 When she's back, we'll do Jazz dancing... 354 00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:01,626 ...or something. Instead of pancakes. 355 00:30:02,756 --> 00:30:05,065 You're a remarkable woman, you know? 356 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,029 Excuse me. May I? 357 00:30:17,356 --> 00:30:18,675 It's him. 358 00:30:20,156 --> 00:30:21,589 It's him! 359 00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:23,584 Holy cow. 360 00:30:23,836 --> 00:30:27,590 It's definitely him. Side-whiskers and all. 361 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:40,792 Sorry, I didn't recognize you. - Story of my life. 362 00:30:41,036 --> 00:30:44,585 I did. - I'll have to let them in. 363 00:30:44,836 --> 00:30:48,545 But if want to shop after closing time... For your privacy... 364 00:30:48,796 --> 00:30:49,911 I'm here for Kiki. 365 00:30:50,796 --> 00:30:52,195 Kiki Jollema. 366 00:30:57,156 --> 00:30:59,989 Colder than in Spain, isn't it, Nicholas? - Quiet. 367 00:31:00,236 --> 00:31:04,434 I need to think. I first want to get my own clothes back. 368 00:31:04,636 --> 00:31:06,274 Your own clothes? 369 00:31:07,036 --> 00:31:10,551 We'll be finished in a minute. We can grab a coffee somewhere. 370 00:31:15,636 --> 00:31:20,710 You think he's going to report voluntarily? I've been circling all night. 371 00:31:20,916 --> 00:31:24,033 I'll manage. No, I told you I'd manage. 372 00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:34,754 You go your way, and I'll go mine. 373 00:31:34,996 --> 00:31:38,386 But where are you going, Saint Nicholas? Where? 374 00:31:38,636 --> 00:31:41,673 I'll just tag along, Saint Nicholas. 375 00:31:41,876 --> 00:31:45,789 I saw your father in the theatre last year. As King Lear. 376 00:31:45,996 --> 00:31:49,955 Marvellous. - Saint Nicholas was his favourite role. 377 00:31:50,196 --> 00:31:52,835 Rather hypocritical. He wasn't mad about kids. 378 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,634 He just loved the attention. 379 00:31:57,276 --> 00:31:58,709 The applause. 380 00:32:00,676 --> 00:32:04,954 I have yet to cry. - We all mourn at our own pace. 381 00:32:06,996 --> 00:32:08,111 Are your parents alive? 382 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:16,269 No. Well, I'm sure about my mother, because I just buried her. 383 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:21,596 My father left when I was three. 384 00:32:21,836 --> 00:32:26,910 I never saw him again. That's also a type of death. 385 00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:32,555 Something cheerful: 386 00:32:32,756 --> 00:32:33,984 The coffin. 387 00:32:38,276 --> 00:32:40,710 Left or right? - You've forgotten the way? 388 00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:41,985 No. 389 00:32:42,236 --> 00:32:45,626 It's been a long time since you brought me to school. 390 00:32:46,556 --> 00:32:49,024 Right. - Why? 391 00:32:49,236 --> 00:32:51,033 Mummy prefers to do it herself. 392 00:32:51,796 --> 00:32:52,831 Why? 393 00:32:54,476 --> 00:32:55,386 To the right? 394 00:32:55,636 --> 00:32:59,231 I don't know this way at all. - You said you did. 395 00:32:59,476 --> 00:33:01,114 Will we be late? 396 00:33:03,796 --> 00:33:04,785 Don't worry. 397 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:11,587 Here. Give me a kiss. 398 00:33:11,836 --> 00:33:13,474 See you this afternoon. 399 00:33:14,356 --> 00:33:15,266 Dennis. 400 00:33:17,476 --> 00:33:19,910 I'm sorry we're late. 401 00:33:20,116 --> 00:33:22,346 It's been a while. - Yes. 402 00:33:22,556 --> 00:33:24,865 Everything fine? - Great. Bye. 403 00:33:35,996 --> 00:33:37,111 Excuse me. 404 00:33:39,156 --> 00:33:42,910 Klaas? It's me. I just brought Boris to school. 405 00:33:43,116 --> 00:33:45,346 You're calling to tell me that? 406 00:33:45,596 --> 00:33:48,508 I just wanted to see how you're doing. 407 00:33:49,316 --> 00:33:51,671 Great. I'm selecting a coffin. 408 00:33:52,396 --> 00:33:56,867 Sorry, I won't keep you any longer. 409 00:33:57,556 --> 00:33:59,194 Why doesn't she just tell me? 410 00:34:07,956 --> 00:34:09,674 What do you want now? 411 00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:14,955 Kiki, Prince Valentijn is here for you. 412 00:34:15,196 --> 00:34:19,314 Real funny. - Hurry up. He has other things to do. 413 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:22,588 Don't be so childish. - So what should I tell him? 414 00:34:22,836 --> 00:34:24,030 Who? - Prince Valentijn. 415 00:34:24,236 --> 00:34:26,989 What should I tell him? - Is he really here? 416 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,192 She doesn't give a hoot? 417 00:34:34,196 --> 00:34:36,107 That's what she said. 418 00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:39,951 Right. 419 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:54,592 Occupied. 420 00:34:58,436 --> 00:35:00,108 I'm sorry for dropping in like this... 421 00:35:01,396 --> 00:35:04,274 But I'm expected at my mother's. 422 00:35:07,676 --> 00:35:10,748 I know it's absurd. The whole situation is... 423 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:14,185 ...absurd, but... 424 00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:19,384 After we met yesterday... 425 00:35:24,796 --> 00:35:26,354 Can you come out? It's easier to... 426 00:35:26,556 --> 00:35:30,026 Excellency, there's more to it than crowd pleasing on Queen's Day. 427 00:35:31,036 --> 00:35:31,786 Beg your pardon? 428 00:35:32,036 --> 00:35:34,948 What do you think? That I'll throw myself at you... 429 00:35:35,156 --> 00:35:38,910 ...so you can dump me after one night of wild pleasure? 430 00:35:39,116 --> 00:35:40,993 You think that's my intention? 431 00:35:42,316 --> 00:35:45,592 Sorry, but I've gone to some trouble... - Trouble? 432 00:35:45,796 --> 00:35:48,390 Gee? You had yourself driven... 433 00:35:48,596 --> 00:35:50,985 ...all the way here? - Fine. 434 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:53,909 Get lost. You've never had to strain yourself. 435 00:35:54,156 --> 00:35:56,750 You shake your side-whiskers and they faint. 436 00:35:56,996 --> 00:35:58,224 How would you know? 437 00:36:04,156 --> 00:36:05,509 Silly cow. 438 00:36:06,236 --> 00:36:09,114 Did it work out? - Yes... 439 00:36:09,356 --> 00:36:12,109 Fine, thank you. - Darn, I almost forgot. 440 00:36:12,356 --> 00:36:17,510 The Piets are coming to interview. I'm sorry but I must open up. 441 00:36:17,836 --> 00:36:21,067 By the way, you're a great sack runner. - Pardon me? 442 00:36:21,276 --> 00:36:24,427 On Queen's Day, when you and your family play games. 443 00:36:24,636 --> 00:36:27,355 I love watching you in the sack race. - We do our best. 444 00:36:31,956 --> 00:36:33,184 Ladies, ladies... 445 00:36:33,436 --> 00:36:38,510 Final sale in the shoe department. - Shoes, over there. 446 00:36:40,716 --> 00:36:43,071 So, you want to be our Black Prince. 447 00:36:43,276 --> 00:36:46,234 I mean, Black Piet. 448 00:36:49,676 --> 00:36:52,713 Hello, Mr. Dekker. How are you? 449 00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:57,476 I'm Simone Koelman. Ted's wife. 450 00:36:58,036 --> 00:37:00,504 I need sand. Our cat does it in the sandbox. 451 00:37:00,716 --> 00:37:02,866 Ted always forgets to bring some. 452 00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:12,544 And you can take these. 453 00:37:12,796 --> 00:37:14,991 Why? 454 00:37:18,476 --> 00:37:19,386 What's up? 455 00:37:21,476 --> 00:37:23,512 Listen, Monique... - Simone. 456 00:37:23,716 --> 00:37:25,020 Ted doesn't work here anymore. 457 00:37:31,676 --> 00:37:33,234 It got too crazy. Sorry. 458 00:37:39,956 --> 00:37:41,105 It's your mother. 459 00:37:41,316 --> 00:37:42,544 I have a question. 460 00:37:42,756 --> 00:37:44,712 One second, Your Majesty. 461 00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:50,388 What is it? - Do you all find me... Am I... 462 00:37:50,596 --> 00:37:53,110 Are you what? - Nothing. 463 00:37:53,316 --> 00:37:56,353 Your Majesty, he's on his way. - No, I'm not. 464 00:37:56,556 --> 00:38:00,469 One second, Your Majesty. You said? - We're going shopping. 465 00:38:30,756 --> 00:38:32,394 I don't believe it. 466 00:38:34,836 --> 00:38:36,155 Good morning. 467 00:38:37,076 --> 00:38:38,509 What a coincidence. 468 00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:39,831 I want my clothes. 469 00:38:40,756 --> 00:38:42,189 Of course. 470 00:38:46,796 --> 00:38:48,832 Where did you sleep? - At my place. 471 00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:51,311 We had Chinese noodles. 472 00:38:52,516 --> 00:38:53,869 We could arrange... 473 00:38:54,076 --> 00:38:57,034 ...for a place to sleep. - I'd like a warm place. 474 00:38:57,236 --> 00:39:00,751 Who's asking you? You're the new Saint Nicholas. 475 00:39:01,396 --> 00:39:03,273 It's up to you. - The new one? 476 00:39:03,476 --> 00:39:07,788 I'm not Saint Nicholas, Eppo. - Eppie. 477 00:39:09,236 --> 00:39:13,149 He still believes in it. And that I'm... You know... 478 00:39:18,876 --> 00:39:20,707 I understand... 479 00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,907 ...if you have other plans. 480 00:39:23,116 --> 00:39:26,426 Well, I'll be on my way. 481 00:39:32,556 --> 00:39:34,433 That Saint Nicholas business... 482 00:39:34,636 --> 00:39:36,991 Is it paid? - Is it paid? 483 00:39:38,316 --> 00:39:40,511 You think Van Ophorst did it for free? 484 00:39:40,756 --> 00:39:42,428 He was paid millions. Well... 485 00:39:42,676 --> 00:39:44,632 So to speak. 486 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,754 But it definitely pays. 487 00:39:49,116 --> 00:39:51,425 Room 302. Thank you. 488 00:39:52,316 --> 00:39:55,433 We're so proud to have you here. 489 00:39:55,636 --> 00:39:57,467 Did you just arrive from Madrid? 490 00:40:22,116 --> 00:40:25,392 You're the first one who really tried. 491 00:40:25,596 --> 00:40:28,952 Oh, marvellous stockings. By Kunert? 492 00:40:29,276 --> 00:40:31,233 Sixty-denier? - Is the position still vacant? 493 00:40:32,396 --> 00:40:37,231 No, I took this on this morning. What a disaster. 494 00:40:38,396 --> 00:40:39,385 I'm very motivated. 495 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:44,234 What rotten luck. As always. 496 00:40:44,436 --> 00:40:45,710 I bet you can skip too. 497 00:40:47,036 --> 00:40:49,152 Pardon me? - Skip. 498 00:40:55,956 --> 00:40:57,184 Yes. A little more cheer. 499 00:40:57,436 --> 00:40:59,745 A little more joie de vivre. 500 00:41:04,316 --> 00:41:05,988 Look, that's how it works. 501 00:41:06,236 --> 00:41:08,386 Marvellous. Beautiful. 502 00:41:16,396 --> 00:41:22,471 You're good. Got yourself fired twice within 48 hours. Does your wife know? 503 00:41:23,836 --> 00:41:26,270 Yes. - And? 504 00:41:26,476 --> 00:41:27,511 Was she furious? 505 00:41:27,716 --> 00:41:29,069 She understands. 506 00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:35,231 She says it's time I do what I want. That I should think about... 507 00:41:35,436 --> 00:41:37,552 ...what I want to do with my life. 508 00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:39,707 As long as you're happy, she said. 509 00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:42,625 Really? - Yes. 510 00:41:44,596 --> 00:41:46,791 I'll see you, Ron. - Good luck. 511 00:41:46,996 --> 00:41:49,032 Hey, Ted... 512 00:41:49,276 --> 00:41:50,868 Your lunch box. 513 00:42:00,156 --> 00:42:02,351 Darling, how was your day? - Good. 514 00:42:02,556 --> 00:42:06,185 I'm afraid my mother insists on doing it. - What? 515 00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:11,146 Sing at our wedding. A number from The Lion King. 516 00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:14,308 Because you like it so much. - I do? 517 00:42:16,676 --> 00:42:18,826 She'll sing, with Uncle Rudy on the piano. 518 00:42:19,556 --> 00:42:21,308 Uncle Rudy? - Her brother. 519 00:42:21,516 --> 00:42:24,952 You met him at Christmas. He's not all there... 520 00:42:25,156 --> 00:42:27,033 ...but he really plays well. 521 00:42:29,356 --> 00:42:31,187 Before my father's speech. 522 00:42:31,436 --> 00:42:34,155 Your father's speech? - Don't worry. 523 00:42:34,396 --> 00:42:36,671 My sisters are single. It's his one chance... 524 00:42:37,196 --> 00:42:40,233 ...to feel like the father of the bride. 525 00:42:45,876 --> 00:42:48,026 The friend of children, the present-opening... 526 00:42:48,236 --> 00:42:50,955 ...Christian presents, symbolic apples... 527 00:42:51,156 --> 00:42:55,513 You don't need to know all of that. - You know, it was never proven. 528 00:42:55,716 --> 00:42:56,592 What? 529 00:42:56,796 --> 00:43:00,789 That Saint Nicholas had a beard. - It looks nice, right? 530 00:43:02,236 --> 00:43:04,227 It's well glued on. - Hijo de puta. 531 00:43:04,436 --> 00:43:04,993 Time. 532 00:43:05,236 --> 00:43:06,954 Tell us about your trip. 533 00:43:11,236 --> 00:43:12,305 I came by steamboat... 534 00:43:12,516 --> 00:43:18,785 ...with the Piets and the grey. - How old are you now? 535 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:20,395 How old would he...? 536 00:43:20,636 --> 00:43:23,275 He's from 280... 537 00:43:23,516 --> 00:43:26,713 280. I'd have to calculate. 538 00:43:26,916 --> 00:43:28,588 And... - Did you know... 539 00:43:28,796 --> 00:43:31,993 ...that he rides a donkey in parts of Switzerland? 540 00:43:32,196 --> 00:43:36,792 Who? - Saint Nicholas, Sinterklaas, Santiglaus. 541 00:43:36,996 --> 00:43:38,987 Yeah, but that's you. 542 00:43:40,236 --> 00:43:42,386 Right. - Yes. 543 00:43:42,636 --> 00:43:44,866 That's me. - Saint Nicholas... 544 00:43:45,076 --> 00:43:46,668 ...here's some footage. 545 00:43:51,476 --> 00:43:52,750 Marvellous. 546 00:43:52,956 --> 00:43:55,345 Saint Nicholas. - Quiet. 547 00:43:55,556 --> 00:43:57,786 I can't hear what he's saying. 548 00:43:58,036 --> 00:44:00,914 Let's wrap it up. - Camera 2. 549 00:44:01,116 --> 00:44:03,311 It was getting a bit complicated. 550 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:05,234 Am I messing up? - You're great. 551 00:44:05,436 --> 00:44:06,994 I'm only standing in. - I know. 552 00:44:07,196 --> 00:44:10,427 Camera four. - Saint Nicholas had a busy day. 553 00:44:10,636 --> 00:44:13,514 So we should... - That's right, he died. 554 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:18,750 Saint Nicholas is joking. - What do we do? 555 00:44:18,996 --> 00:44:20,387 Nothing yet. - Saint Nicholas... 556 00:44:21,516 --> 00:44:22,471 Is Boris watching TV? 557 00:44:22,676 --> 00:44:23,825 Yes, why? 558 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,833 Please turn it off. - Why? 559 00:44:26,036 --> 00:44:27,674 It's early. - Because I say so. 560 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:29,468 Did you know Van Ophorst... 561 00:44:29,716 --> 00:44:33,834 ...was paid millions Holy Man, my arse. 562 00:44:36,836 --> 00:44:38,588 Shall we play Scrabble? 563 00:44:38,796 --> 00:44:40,673 Let's sing a song. 564 00:44:41,116 --> 00:44:45,951 What do you think? - He'll be a hit. We'll have... 565 00:44:46,156 --> 00:44:48,272 ...great ratings, a big December 5... 566 00:44:48,476 --> 00:44:50,353 ...a big Saint Nicholas show. 567 00:44:50,596 --> 00:44:52,905 Give him money, a hotel, food, booze... 568 00:44:53,116 --> 00:44:56,950 ...women, and whatever. Until December 5, he's all ours. 569 00:44:58,836 --> 00:45:03,626 You want to join us for dinner? - I have something to do. 570 00:45:07,036 --> 00:45:08,469 Can I come in? 571 00:45:08,676 --> 00:45:10,667 Sure. - How was it? 572 00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,395 Wanking. 573 00:45:13,636 --> 00:45:14,910 Wanking? 574 00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:20,351 Thanks, but it's not for me. I'm leaving tomorrow. 575 00:45:21,556 --> 00:45:23,751 That's clear. 576 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,705 I'll give you a ride. 577 00:45:27,036 --> 00:45:28,389 That's sweet of you. 578 00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:33,509 our hearts are bonking hard 579 00:45:33,716 --> 00:45:36,594 who'll get the rod, who'll get the tart 580 00:45:36,836 --> 00:45:39,589 our hearts are bonking hard 581 00:45:39,796 --> 00:45:42,868 who'll get the rod, who'll get the tart 582 00:45:50,156 --> 00:45:52,954 She watched TV last night? - Boris too? 583 00:45:53,196 --> 00:45:56,552 Until "Holy Man, my arse". - I didn't see anything. 584 00:45:56,756 --> 00:45:59,714 Saint Nicholas really exists. - He's a smart cookie. 585 00:45:59,956 --> 00:46:03,426 He's petrified he'll miss out on presents. Give me a kiss. 586 00:46:03,676 --> 00:46:04,950 See you this afternoon. 587 00:46:07,276 --> 00:46:08,345 Father of Boris. 588 00:46:11,716 --> 00:46:13,468 Should we get together again? 589 00:46:13,676 --> 00:46:17,351 I think not. - I remember good times together. 590 00:46:17,556 --> 00:46:19,751 I remember I was married. 591 00:46:26,876 --> 00:46:28,275 Dennis. - Hi. 592 00:46:28,516 --> 00:46:31,713 I'm Simone Koelman. A friend of Klaasje's. 593 00:46:31,916 --> 00:46:34,146 The mother of Fenna. - Yes, Simone. 594 00:46:34,396 --> 00:46:37,593 A strange question: Do you have time to rake... 595 00:46:37,796 --> 00:46:41,630 ...the school gardens? Klaasje has stuff on her mind. 596 00:46:41,836 --> 00:46:43,588 I have to find a substitute. 597 00:46:43,796 --> 00:46:46,185 I thought you may want to do it. 598 00:46:46,396 --> 00:46:48,432 I don't have a rake. 599 00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:55,071 By the way, it's great you're in therapy. 600 00:46:55,276 --> 00:46:57,744 Really great. - Klaasje told you? 601 00:46:57,956 --> 00:47:00,675 Ruining your marriage doesn't make you a bad father. 602 00:47:00,876 --> 00:47:04,869 Shall I tell Sarah about the gardens? To save you the trouble? 603 00:47:05,116 --> 00:47:06,390 Wait... 604 00:47:10,396 --> 00:47:12,387 Sorry. Heartburn. 605 00:47:22,156 --> 00:47:23,430 Jan. 606 00:47:26,196 --> 00:47:30,951 Jan, do you know what you brought about yesterday evening? 607 00:47:31,156 --> 00:47:35,786 You're a hit, that's the plain truth. A hype, a ratings' big shot. 608 00:47:35,996 --> 00:47:39,750 You should be proud of yourself. - It doesn't change a thing. 609 00:47:39,956 --> 00:47:43,426 What do you mean? You could earn a lot of money. 610 00:47:43,636 --> 00:47:48,869 But I'm not doing it. Thanks again. - Where are you going? 611 00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:53,906 I want to visit someone. - I'll take you. Do you have an address? 612 00:47:54,156 --> 00:47:55,430 Yeah. 613 00:47:56,756 --> 00:48:00,954 It's short notice... - Your religion prescribes it. 614 00:48:01,156 --> 00:48:03,306 I understand. 615 00:48:03,556 --> 00:48:04,909 Tomorrow... 616 00:48:05,956 --> 00:48:09,665 We'll take care of it. I'm sorry I won't be here. 617 00:48:09,876 --> 00:48:12,629 I have a wedding, but I'll make sure... 618 00:48:12,836 --> 00:48:14,986 ...it's taken care of. I promise. 619 00:48:15,236 --> 00:48:16,510 Thank you. 620 00:48:17,796 --> 00:48:21,106 Go ahead, cry, Mama. 621 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:24,786 You still have us and we have you. 622 00:48:30,236 --> 00:48:31,112 I'm sorry. 623 00:48:31,316 --> 00:48:32,829 Please excuse me. 624 00:48:37,636 --> 00:48:38,830 Well? 625 00:48:40,476 --> 00:48:41,795 Rings... 626 00:48:42,516 --> 00:48:44,666 You'll watch them? - No, I'll sell them. 627 00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:49,228 Has Kees seen them? 628 00:48:50,356 --> 00:48:54,144 You're deciding everything on your own? - He's acting so strange. 629 00:48:54,356 --> 00:48:56,392 Fear of commitment. - Right. 630 00:48:56,596 --> 00:48:59,827 It's obvious. Kees works with dead people. 631 00:49:00,036 --> 00:49:02,834 It's a conscious choice. No attachments. 632 00:49:03,076 --> 00:49:05,544 What's going on with you? 633 00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:11,026 I want what you have. 634 00:49:11,836 --> 00:49:12,951 What do you mean? 635 00:49:13,156 --> 00:49:15,033 You found your prince. 636 00:49:15,236 --> 00:49:16,715 I'm happy for you, but... 637 00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:19,635 ...I'm angry that I can't manage the same. 638 00:49:23,036 --> 00:49:25,948 It's over. - First of all, it's nonsense. 639 00:49:26,196 --> 00:49:28,426 You're going to meet someone. 640 00:49:28,636 --> 00:49:29,910 And second, relax. 641 00:49:30,156 --> 00:49:31,589 Go outside. Go out. 642 00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:34,669 Mingle. You can't wait for your prince on your own. 643 00:49:35,196 --> 00:49:36,675 He's out among the commoners. 644 00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:41,751 And thirdly, please sleep with someone in the meantime. For the cosiness. 645 00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:44,187 You're too young and too nice... 646 00:49:44,436 --> 00:49:47,906 ...to go through life alone and sexless. 647 00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:50,624 That will be 51 euro 61. 648 00:49:55,156 --> 00:49:57,989 I'm going to lunch. - So? 649 00:49:58,196 --> 00:50:01,154 Who's that? - Black Piet. Can't you tell? 650 00:50:01,356 --> 00:50:02,505 Nice legs. 651 00:50:26,436 --> 00:50:27,755 One size smaller please. 652 00:50:28,876 --> 00:50:31,629 Try the children's department. 653 00:50:36,156 --> 00:50:38,875 You're not joking. - No. 654 00:50:43,876 --> 00:50:48,267 Klaasje speaking. - It's me. Simone. 655 00:50:48,476 --> 00:50:50,546 How are you? 656 00:50:51,796 --> 00:50:52,990 Am I too thin? 657 00:50:53,196 --> 00:50:55,312 Really? Good, that's fine. 658 00:50:55,556 --> 00:51:00,266 I'm calling about the dress-up clothes for the swimming test. 659 00:51:00,876 --> 00:51:03,390 The what? - It will be taken care of. 660 00:51:03,596 --> 00:51:08,465 The school garden, jazz ballet, puppet show. I've taken care of it all. 661 00:51:08,676 --> 00:51:10,587 You're off the hook. Don't worry about it. 662 00:51:10,836 --> 00:51:12,667 I know you have a lot on your mind. 663 00:51:12,916 --> 00:51:14,315 Simone? - Yes? 664 00:51:14,556 --> 00:51:19,346 Are you alright? - Yes. Just one question: 665 00:51:19,596 --> 00:51:22,190 When Dennis cheated on you... How did you know that? 666 00:51:25,396 --> 00:51:27,546 How did you find out? 667 00:51:34,396 --> 00:51:37,035 I'm not sure how long I'll be. - Take your time. 668 00:51:48,676 --> 00:51:49,870 I'm here for Charlotte. 669 00:51:50,116 --> 00:51:51,390 Who? 670 00:51:52,156 --> 00:51:55,148 Oh, Mrs Tromp. The former tenant. 671 00:51:55,356 --> 00:51:56,869 She died. 672 00:52:01,236 --> 00:52:03,033 Goodness, I didn't know... 673 00:52:04,876 --> 00:52:06,867 Did you know her well? 674 00:52:19,356 --> 00:52:20,345 I'm going back. 675 00:52:21,676 --> 00:52:25,112 What did you say? - I'm going back to Spain. 676 00:52:31,076 --> 00:52:33,544 Jan... 677 00:52:33,756 --> 00:52:35,428 I don't know the details... 678 00:52:35,636 --> 00:52:40,391 ...but it's obvious you wanted to make amends and you're too late. 679 00:52:40,596 --> 00:52:42,268 I know it's stupid... 680 00:52:42,996 --> 00:52:46,352 ...but with love, we're all either too early or too late. 681 00:52:46,556 --> 00:52:48,512 You're born alone and you die alone. 682 00:52:48,756 --> 00:52:51,509 What matters is the happiness in between. 683 00:52:54,436 --> 00:52:56,825 For her, whoever she may be... - Was. 684 00:52:57,476 --> 00:52:59,194 Was... 685 00:52:59,436 --> 00:53:01,347 You're too late for her... 686 00:53:01,556 --> 00:53:05,435 ...but was she your only reason for coming to Holland? 687 00:53:07,516 --> 00:53:10,314 Finish it off, earn money... 688 00:53:10,516 --> 00:53:14,429 ...and do whatever you want afterwards. 689 00:53:28,956 --> 00:53:33,154 Dearie, I realize it's a little inappropriate... 690 00:53:33,356 --> 00:53:37,668 ...but could you tell me how to get in touch with the Queen? 691 00:53:37,876 --> 00:53:40,674 You know what? I'll text message her cell number to you. 692 00:53:41,556 --> 00:53:42,591 How nice... 693 00:53:42,796 --> 00:53:45,390 ...that you would do that. I want to ask... 694 00:53:45,596 --> 00:53:48,952 ...whether she'll open a friend's exhibition. 695 00:53:49,196 --> 00:53:52,427 He makes pots of some kind. - Rudolf... 696 00:53:52,636 --> 00:53:56,265 ...I hate to tell you this, but she has an unlisted number. 697 00:53:57,036 --> 00:54:00,108 And pots are probably the last thing she needs. 698 00:54:01,316 --> 00:54:04,114 A lonely and sexless life is frustrating... 699 00:54:04,316 --> 00:54:06,193 ...but don't take it out on me. 700 00:54:07,836 --> 00:54:09,189 Young lady. 701 00:54:21,436 --> 00:54:22,835 Prick. 702 00:54:24,716 --> 00:54:26,388 Shall I take you home? - Get lost. 703 00:54:26,636 --> 00:54:31,471 Because? - I have a lonely and sexless life. 704 00:54:31,676 --> 00:54:33,428 I heard something like that. 705 00:54:34,556 --> 00:54:36,751 Sorry. - Don't worry. 706 00:54:37,516 --> 00:54:40,428 Every day I think: Can it get worse? And sure enough... 707 00:54:40,636 --> 00:54:43,469 ...it always gets a tad more embarrassing. 708 00:54:44,116 --> 00:54:45,377 At least you have your looks. 709 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,185 You don't. 710 00:54:47,396 --> 00:54:51,184 I have other qualities. - Such as? 711 00:54:51,396 --> 00:54:53,148 I'm pretty good in bed. 712 00:54:55,836 --> 00:54:57,189 Kiki. - Vale... 713 00:54:57,436 --> 00:54:59,870 Piet. - Vale-Piet? 714 00:55:00,076 --> 00:55:01,350 Yes. 715 00:55:04,756 --> 00:55:07,224 Come on. Shall I take you home? 716 00:55:08,516 --> 00:55:12,475 Actually, I'm waiting for Mr. Right. 717 00:55:12,716 --> 00:55:14,468 Who isn't? 718 00:55:15,516 --> 00:55:17,347 But what do we do in the meantime? 719 00:56:20,356 --> 00:56:21,630 Open it up. 720 00:56:23,676 --> 00:56:26,315 Open it up. - Three vodkas and a beer. 721 00:56:26,556 --> 00:56:27,875 Yes. Three vodkas and a beer. 722 00:56:28,876 --> 00:56:30,514 Have you served her? - Who? 723 00:56:30,716 --> 00:56:33,310 She's been waiting for a Baccardi Cola for ages. 724 00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:37,634 Damn. - Relax. Take it easy, man. 725 00:56:37,836 --> 00:56:39,633 Especially when it's busy. 726 00:56:39,836 --> 00:56:46,184 Stay calm. Keep it cool. I'm not forcing you to do this. 727 00:56:46,396 --> 00:56:48,273 I'm going to take a leak. 728 00:57:03,996 --> 00:57:05,031 Simone Koelman. 729 00:57:05,236 --> 00:57:09,946 Darling, I'm going to stay and drink something with the guys, OK? 730 00:57:12,996 --> 00:57:14,224 Will you be late? 731 00:57:14,996 --> 00:57:17,590 Yes, I might be very late. 732 00:57:21,436 --> 00:57:23,870 Hey, what's the story with my drink? 733 00:57:25,596 --> 00:57:26,506 Who was that? 734 00:57:28,676 --> 00:57:29,745 Dekker's wife. 735 00:57:32,076 --> 00:57:35,705 I'll get back to them, darling. Bye. - Have a good time. 736 00:57:48,716 --> 00:57:51,947 One minute. - I'm proud of you. You're here. 737 00:57:52,196 --> 00:57:55,347 I'm only in it for the money. - Marvellous, huh? 738 00:57:55,556 --> 00:57:58,354 He's so honest. - You're on. 739 00:58:05,236 --> 00:58:12,074 Nice song. And now, please welcome the only real... And I mean it... 740 00:58:12,316 --> 00:58:15,547 The only real Saint Nicholas. 741 00:58:29,476 --> 00:58:34,425 Welcome Saint Nicholas. - Call me Jan. 742 00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:36,308 Call me Jan. 743 00:58:38,356 --> 00:58:41,632 Call me Jan. - Camera two. 744 00:58:42,196 --> 00:58:48,066 Camera four. Over to two. Attention two. 745 00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:50,153 Tell them, Jan. Tell them. 746 00:58:53,076 --> 00:58:56,352 Over to four. Back to two. 747 00:59:04,996 --> 00:59:06,429 And there we go. 748 00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:27,072 He is not one to sweep it under the carpet: black people are his slaves. 749 00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:34,072 Guys, three million viewers. 750 00:59:34,276 --> 00:59:36,187 Three million. 751 00:59:45,516 --> 00:59:48,747 Don't hold back on my account. - Sorry. 752 01:00:29,436 --> 01:00:31,074 Are you sleeping? 753 01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:33,630 Kees... 754 01:01:35,796 --> 01:01:38,594 I'm so nervous about tomorrow. 755 01:03:01,956 --> 01:03:04,424 Good... What is it? Morning. 756 01:03:04,636 --> 01:03:06,069 Good morning. 757 01:03:06,276 --> 01:03:08,312 Room 424, please. 758 01:03:09,716 --> 01:03:10,626 Room 424. 759 01:03:10,876 --> 01:03:12,434 Here you are. Did you have... 760 01:03:12,676 --> 01:03:17,989 ...a busy night? - Pardon me? Oh, yes. 761 01:03:18,196 --> 01:03:19,834 I did all my deliveries. 762 01:03:20,036 --> 01:03:21,754 Nice. 763 01:03:23,996 --> 01:03:25,793 Madam! 764 01:03:27,116 --> 01:03:27,832 Kiki? - Shut up. 765 01:03:28,076 --> 01:03:32,706 What do you...? - Is this how you deal with pick-ups? 766 01:03:32,956 --> 01:03:34,184 Did you fall? - Piss off. 767 01:03:36,636 --> 01:03:37,549 This wasn't the idea. 768 01:03:37,716 --> 01:03:39,627 What wasn't? Tonight? 769 01:03:39,836 --> 01:03:42,396 No, that was the idea. - It was? 770 01:03:42,636 --> 01:03:46,948 But no goodbye? The girl mustn't think it meant anything, right? 771 01:03:47,196 --> 01:03:50,154 It did mean something. That's what wasn't the idea. 772 01:03:50,836 --> 01:03:52,474 How should I say this? 773 01:03:55,836 --> 01:03:57,428 I feel something for you. 774 01:04:02,076 --> 01:04:06,274 It sounds stupid, but it's never happened to me before... 775 01:04:06,516 --> 01:04:08,074 ...to really feel something. 776 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:11,314 It's fantastic. 777 01:04:12,236 --> 01:04:14,386 It's scary. 778 01:04:14,596 --> 01:04:16,314 It's nice. 779 01:04:16,516 --> 01:04:21,795 And it makes me want to run hard, but also, stay close to you. 780 01:04:21,996 --> 01:04:24,794 Real close to you and I just don't know... 781 01:04:24,996 --> 01:04:26,429 ...what I should... 782 01:04:30,916 --> 01:04:32,508 Listen, I'm not... 783 01:04:37,476 --> 01:04:41,105 Wait. You have to know... - I know who you are. 784 01:04:45,996 --> 01:04:47,987 You've known all along? 785 01:04:51,676 --> 01:04:53,871 Why didn't you say anything? 786 01:04:54,076 --> 01:04:58,308 I don't know. I liked it that you... 787 01:04:59,316 --> 01:05:01,989 That you, just for me... 788 01:05:03,876 --> 01:05:06,913 I wanted to see how far you'd go. 789 01:05:09,036 --> 01:05:10,435 Pretty far. 790 01:05:11,876 --> 01:05:13,992 Yeah, pretty far. 791 01:05:16,876 --> 01:05:20,312 Do you want to see my room? - Yes. 792 01:05:20,556 --> 01:05:23,866 No, I have to go to my brother's. He's getting married. 793 01:05:24,716 --> 01:05:27,150 When can we see each other? Tonight? 794 01:05:28,876 --> 01:05:31,071 Sure? - Yeah. 795 01:05:47,716 --> 01:05:50,549 How many people did you invite? - 100, or 150. 796 01:05:50,756 --> 01:05:52,109 150? 797 01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:55,027 Including Uncle Rudy? - Stop it. 798 01:05:55,236 --> 01:05:57,909 Hello, Mum. - My boy. 799 01:05:58,116 --> 01:06:02,826 I'm very happy. - Please, Mum, go inside. 800 01:06:03,036 --> 01:06:04,310 I'll take her. 801 01:06:05,876 --> 01:06:07,753 No. 802 01:06:07,956 --> 01:06:10,265 What have you done? - Surprise. 803 01:06:10,756 --> 01:06:12,075 Why? 804 01:06:12,316 --> 01:06:14,591 Because I love you, you fool. 805 01:06:15,836 --> 01:06:17,064 Isn't it wonderful... 806 01:06:17,276 --> 01:06:21,952 ...to know that if Kees hadn't nearly drowned that day... 807 01:06:22,156 --> 01:06:24,989 ...and Victor hadn't given him mouth-to-mouth... 808 01:06:25,196 --> 01:06:30,224 ...we wouldn't be here all together today. 809 01:06:30,796 --> 01:06:32,229 Can the witness... 810 01:06:32,476 --> 01:06:34,148 ...come forth with the rings? 811 01:06:43,996 --> 01:06:46,191 No. - What? 812 01:06:46,996 --> 01:06:48,224 No. 813 01:06:51,516 --> 01:06:52,790 Kees. 814 01:06:58,916 --> 01:07:00,190 What are you doing? 815 01:07:00,676 --> 01:07:02,473 Nothing. 816 01:07:37,476 --> 01:07:40,673 Good that you came. It will help Klaasje. 817 01:07:40,876 --> 01:07:43,709 Some familiar faces. 818 01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:13,349 I beg your pardon. 819 01:08:13,556 --> 01:08:17,435 Didn't you take the day off? - My father died with... 820 01:08:18,436 --> 01:08:23,829 ...a mitre on his head. Out of respect, we'll stay with the theme. 821 01:08:26,516 --> 01:08:32,307 Tom was a father, a grandfather, a friend. 822 01:08:32,556 --> 01:08:36,708 This wasn't his type of end. 823 01:08:37,276 --> 01:08:40,234 Much too early he went away... 824 01:08:40,436 --> 01:08:43,985 ...without Piet, without grey. 825 01:08:44,196 --> 01:08:48,235 But indeed with a long white beard. 826 01:09:00,076 --> 01:09:02,067 This isn't my father. 827 01:09:04,916 --> 01:09:09,353 Any idea where he might be? - I suspect in room 2. 828 01:09:09,556 --> 01:09:13,754 You suspect, or you know? - The ink ran. It was hard to read. 829 01:09:13,956 --> 01:09:15,787 Could we have some drinks? 830 01:09:15,996 --> 01:09:17,987 People are becoming restless. 831 01:09:37,876 --> 01:09:38,945 And who is here? 832 01:09:40,116 --> 01:09:41,754 Saint Nicholas. 833 01:10:06,676 --> 01:10:08,632 Hello, you lovely lady. 834 01:10:08,836 --> 01:10:10,747 I can't keep my eyes off you. 835 01:10:11,636 --> 01:10:13,228 Respect. 836 01:10:13,436 --> 01:10:15,313 I want to sleep with you. 837 01:10:15,516 --> 01:10:16,346 Now. 838 01:10:16,556 --> 01:10:19,753 To hell with the age difference. 839 01:10:19,996 --> 01:10:21,065 What? 840 01:10:21,876 --> 01:10:23,275 I said I'm Daniel Levi... 841 01:10:23,476 --> 01:10:26,309 ...and my mother wants me to go with you next door. 842 01:10:36,236 --> 01:10:37,385 Ladies and gentlemen... 843 01:10:37,596 --> 01:10:39,746 ...could you please return... 844 01:10:39,996 --> 01:10:44,990 ...to the reception room? - Actors. They're born exuberant. 845 01:10:46,116 --> 01:10:47,231 This is their way. 846 01:10:47,436 --> 01:10:49,711 Don't hold it against them. 847 01:10:54,636 --> 01:10:56,513 He looks peaceful. 848 01:10:59,516 --> 01:11:01,746 Klaas? - What are you doing here? 849 01:11:01,956 --> 01:11:03,787 I came to show support. 850 01:11:04,436 --> 01:11:05,630 Thank you. 851 01:11:07,876 --> 01:11:11,073 I've given it some thought... 852 01:11:11,276 --> 01:11:15,508 ...and if you want, Boris can stay a few more days with me. 853 01:11:15,756 --> 01:11:17,428 So you can take it easy. 854 01:11:20,356 --> 01:11:21,709 Well... 855 01:11:21,916 --> 01:11:22,905 Yes. 856 01:11:24,436 --> 01:11:30,386 You don't have to, but if you're lonely, you're welcome at my place. 857 01:11:30,596 --> 01:11:33,793 Well... Yes, it's still our house. - No, it isn't. 858 01:11:33,996 --> 01:11:38,274 I have mine and you have yours. We both have our very own house. 859 01:11:38,476 --> 01:11:39,670 Our very own lives. 860 01:11:39,876 --> 01:11:42,754 Very separate, because we're no longer together. 861 01:11:44,236 --> 01:11:48,149 At least the man had a happy funeral on the sly. 862 01:11:48,396 --> 01:11:51,433 With Jews, it's often so cheerless and cheap. 863 01:11:51,636 --> 01:11:53,786 Dennis, this is Daniel Levi. 864 01:11:54,036 --> 01:11:55,833 The son of... 865 01:12:02,116 --> 01:12:03,629 I must run. This week... 866 01:12:03,836 --> 01:12:05,906 ...I'm doing the school gardens. 867 01:12:12,116 --> 01:12:18,066 Strange, I was worried about today, but everything is working out fine. 868 01:12:28,476 --> 01:12:29,670 Tough day? 869 01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:34,115 I mixed up two bodies. 870 01:12:35,996 --> 01:12:37,748 It happens. 871 01:12:41,516 --> 01:12:45,794 I brought flowers. My wife is buried here. 872 01:12:52,356 --> 01:12:54,233 This morning I ran away... 873 01:12:54,476 --> 01:12:56,114 ...from my own wedding. 874 01:12:57,436 --> 01:13:00,712 Why? Didn't you love her enough? 875 01:13:01,996 --> 01:13:03,952 I've never loved anyone more. 876 01:13:06,756 --> 01:13:09,714 What's her name? - Victor. 877 01:13:12,276 --> 01:13:14,267 Yeah, that happens too. 878 01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:23,669 Tell me, if you love Victor, and Victor loves you... 879 01:13:24,596 --> 01:13:30,705 ...I'd hang onto him like a madman. - Yes, and then he dies, or leaves... 880 01:13:30,956 --> 01:13:32,389 Of course he dies or leaves. 881 01:13:32,596 --> 01:13:34,427 We all die or leave. 882 01:13:34,636 --> 01:13:36,672 We don't want to, but still. 883 01:13:37,756 --> 01:13:39,667 You can just wait for it to happen... 884 01:13:39,876 --> 01:13:43,869 ...but what matters is what you do in between. 885 01:13:44,676 --> 01:13:45,950 Pansy. 886 01:14:00,756 --> 01:14:02,508 What's this? 887 01:14:03,756 --> 01:14:06,111 Don't be ashamed. 888 01:14:06,356 --> 01:14:09,792 Oh, come here. 889 01:14:10,516 --> 01:14:14,873 Cry your heart out. That's right. 890 01:14:20,996 --> 01:14:22,270 Daniel? 891 01:14:23,716 --> 01:14:25,832 I want to sleep with you. 892 01:14:26,036 --> 01:14:27,310 Now. 893 01:14:32,636 --> 01:14:35,548 Kees, it's Kiki. - Is Victor there? 894 01:14:35,756 --> 01:14:37,792 No, he's resting. 895 01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:44,392 Can you tell him I'm staying at Sjoerd's? - Sjoerd who? 896 01:14:45,156 --> 01:14:46,350 Don't do this to me. 897 01:14:46,796 --> 01:14:49,788 Victor? Don't start. I'm not in the mood for this. 898 01:14:49,996 --> 01:14:51,873 Guess what I'm not in the mood for. 899 01:14:54,516 --> 01:14:55,266 I'm sorry. 900 01:14:56,676 --> 01:14:58,985 I'm really sorry. 901 01:15:00,476 --> 01:15:03,468 I need time... 902 01:15:03,676 --> 01:15:05,826 A few days. To air out my head. 903 01:15:08,636 --> 01:15:09,785 When will you be home? 904 01:15:10,316 --> 01:15:13,433 When I'm ready. - What kind of answer is that? 905 01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:15,746 The only one I have. 906 01:15:17,916 --> 01:15:19,395 Are you sleeping with him? 907 01:15:19,596 --> 01:15:21,473 What? - With the hobbit? 908 01:15:21,676 --> 01:15:23,348 He'll grab his chance now. 909 01:15:26,156 --> 01:15:27,714 Cup of soup? 910 01:15:28,476 --> 01:15:31,468 I always make a little extra for the weekend. 911 01:15:53,556 --> 01:15:56,514 Choco Prince, aufmachen. - Darn, Huub. 912 01:15:57,556 --> 01:16:00,753 Valentino, can we motivate you to open up? 913 01:16:00,956 --> 01:16:04,153 Huub the barbarian is vomiting on the red carpet. 914 01:16:04,356 --> 01:16:05,789 A lukewarm soup. 915 01:16:05,996 --> 01:16:09,227 Are you going to paint the town red with us? 916 01:16:09,476 --> 01:16:10,909 Or are there cabinet plans? 917 01:16:11,156 --> 01:16:13,192 I have an appointment. - National interest? 918 01:16:13,396 --> 01:16:15,034 Personal interest. - Dick... 919 01:16:15,276 --> 01:16:17,631 ...no one's ever caught AIDS from a golden can. 920 01:16:17,876 --> 01:16:20,709 Guys, someone's waiting for me. 921 01:16:22,476 --> 01:16:23,352 Homo. 922 01:16:25,356 --> 01:16:26,232 Just one, then. 923 01:16:26,996 --> 01:16:28,588 But I don't have much time. 924 01:16:40,756 --> 01:16:43,953 Are you going to pay? - I'm with prince charming... 925 01:17:07,116 --> 01:17:08,469 I really have to go. 926 01:17:08,676 --> 01:17:14,626 We're getting junk food. - A small bite, then. 927 01:17:20,596 --> 01:17:24,305 Didn't you have an appointment? - Later. 928 01:17:25,116 --> 01:17:26,435 I should have a nap first. 929 01:17:38,556 --> 01:17:42,868 Immunity. - Water-polio. 930 01:18:03,756 --> 01:18:04,905 Good morning. - Shoot. 931 01:18:05,116 --> 01:18:08,074 Did I wake you? - No, I was already... 932 01:18:08,716 --> 01:18:11,435 I just... Hi. 933 01:18:16,116 --> 01:18:17,868 That was Atom Hydro Tag Axel. 934 01:18:18,436 --> 01:18:20,745 With water-spewing T.A.G. Blaster. 935 01:18:22,236 --> 01:18:23,385 Good shit. 936 01:18:38,756 --> 01:18:40,587 Daniel? 937 01:18:40,796 --> 01:18:43,105 How old are you exactly? - Sixteen. 938 01:18:44,476 --> 01:18:47,354 Oh honey, come here. - You have to leave. 939 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:49,069 Why? - Guess my age. 940 01:18:49,596 --> 01:18:51,029 Forty? - What? 941 01:18:51,236 --> 01:18:52,715 Joke. 942 01:18:53,156 --> 01:18:54,874 What time is it? - No idea. 943 01:18:55,076 --> 01:18:56,554 My kid's taking his swimming test. 944 01:18:56,676 --> 01:18:59,236 I have to go. - Go ahead. 945 01:18:59,436 --> 01:19:01,108 Go ahead. 946 01:19:03,236 --> 01:19:04,510 Yes. 947 01:19:15,476 --> 01:19:18,354 Isn't Klaas here? - I called. She was in bed. 948 01:19:18,956 --> 01:19:21,470 She sounded sick. - Oh gosh. Poor thing. 949 01:19:22,396 --> 01:19:27,072 No problem getting time off? - For the kids, it's always fine. 950 01:19:28,396 --> 01:19:30,785 Klaas has always been a bit jealous of you. 951 01:19:31,316 --> 01:19:33,705 Why? - Because of your marriage. 952 01:19:33,956 --> 01:19:35,514 It's so solid. 953 01:19:42,876 --> 01:19:46,073 The teacher cancelled, so I just threw something on. 954 01:19:50,156 --> 01:19:54,911 Hold on to what you have. It's so easy to make a mess of things. 955 01:19:55,956 --> 01:19:57,992 It happens in the blink of an eye. 956 01:20:09,956 --> 01:20:12,072 Fenna, what's up? Don't you dare? 957 01:20:17,116 --> 01:20:18,834 Shall we go together? 958 01:20:31,036 --> 01:20:33,789 Shall I drop you off? - Where? 959 01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:37,432 At your work. I'm assuming you want to go back. It's still early. 960 01:20:38,356 --> 01:20:39,789 No, I'll take a tram. 961 01:20:41,396 --> 01:20:43,307 You guys can go straight home. 962 01:20:51,356 --> 01:20:53,551 It's beautiful. How much is it? 963 01:20:53,756 --> 01:20:56,395 135 euro 95. 964 01:21:00,836 --> 01:21:01,871 Really beautiful. 965 01:21:02,476 --> 01:21:04,034 Yes, it's timeless. 966 01:21:12,556 --> 01:21:14,786 And how much are the earrings? 967 01:21:14,996 --> 01:21:16,395 The pink ones? 968 01:21:16,796 --> 01:21:18,388 Yes. - Six euro. 969 01:21:18,636 --> 01:21:19,751 Can they be timeless? 970 01:21:44,756 --> 01:21:47,475 So you are home. - I was in bed. 971 01:21:47,676 --> 01:21:49,826 Yes, Dennis told me. 972 01:21:50,076 --> 01:21:51,828 What's that? - Soup. 973 01:21:52,076 --> 01:21:55,625 You've got to eat. Even if it's the last thing on your mind. 974 01:21:55,876 --> 01:21:57,434 You must take care of yourself. 975 01:21:58,916 --> 01:21:59,905 I will. 976 01:22:07,156 --> 01:22:08,066 I'm Daniel. 977 01:22:11,596 --> 01:22:13,188 Simone Koelman. 38 years old. 978 01:22:19,396 --> 01:22:20,545 I'll be going. 979 01:22:39,156 --> 01:22:41,192 You're such a prick. 980 01:22:46,636 --> 01:22:49,469 Kiki... - Oh, hello. 981 01:22:49,716 --> 01:22:54,107 How was the wedding? - It didn't take place. 982 01:22:55,236 --> 01:22:59,229 So it goes. - About yesterday evening... 983 01:23:01,356 --> 01:23:03,824 I was supposed to stop by. - I don't know. 984 01:23:04,076 --> 01:23:06,431 Did we have an appointment? - Yes. 985 01:23:07,756 --> 01:23:12,113 But I didn't show up. - That's good. I wasn't home. 986 01:23:12,796 --> 01:23:14,195 No? - No. 987 01:23:14,396 --> 01:23:19,151 It's better like this. You and I, it never would have worked. 988 01:23:20,836 --> 01:23:22,315 Of course not. I mean... 989 01:23:22,516 --> 01:23:24,825 I'm waiting for the white horse and you're... 990 01:23:25,076 --> 01:23:28,227 I don't know... But that's not the point. 991 01:23:28,436 --> 01:23:30,950 You and I were not meant to be. 992 01:23:32,316 --> 01:23:34,068 How do you know? - What? 993 01:23:36,156 --> 01:23:37,589 When it's meant to be. 994 01:23:41,076 --> 01:23:44,591 I don't know. When you imagine... 995 01:23:44,796 --> 01:23:47,913 ...a future together. When you want someone's kids. 996 01:23:48,156 --> 01:23:52,672 When he still loves you with milk leaking from your breasts. 997 01:23:52,916 --> 01:23:54,144 When you'll always love him. 998 01:23:54,356 --> 01:23:58,065 When you reach 80 and still laugh together. 999 01:23:59,956 --> 01:24:01,628 I believe that exists. 1000 01:24:03,476 --> 01:24:04,750 And you? 1001 01:24:08,076 --> 01:24:13,628 It's not a disgrace to believe in that. - Right. 1002 01:24:13,836 --> 01:24:15,986 I'll be off. 1003 01:24:16,236 --> 01:24:18,591 Maybe I'll see you again. And if not... 1004 01:24:19,996 --> 01:24:21,429 Cheerio. 1005 01:24:23,756 --> 01:24:25,109 Who are the flowers for? 1006 01:24:31,196 --> 01:24:32,345 For the victims. 1007 01:24:34,476 --> 01:24:36,387 So we don't forget them. 1008 01:25:01,476 --> 01:25:03,944 Ted... - Yes, honey. 1009 01:25:05,556 --> 01:25:07,274 Are you still attracted to me? 1010 01:25:09,476 --> 01:25:11,307 Come on... 1011 01:25:15,596 --> 01:25:19,066 I was good, wasn't I? - Super. 1012 01:25:19,276 --> 01:25:23,189 Mummy wasn't there. - No. Go to sleep. 1013 01:25:25,476 --> 01:25:27,626 Good night. - Good night. 1014 01:25:30,516 --> 01:25:31,790 Dad? 1015 01:25:33,036 --> 01:25:35,311 Yes? - You were there, weren't you? 1016 01:25:50,716 --> 01:25:55,153 You go up this side, and down the stairs on the other side. 1017 01:25:55,356 --> 01:25:57,551 There will be smoke and music. 1018 01:25:57,796 --> 01:26:01,869 And ballet and a medley of Saint Nicholas songs. 1019 01:26:02,076 --> 01:26:05,273 The throne will be here, and you sit on it. 1020 01:26:05,516 --> 01:26:06,710 There? - You'll welcome... 1021 01:26:06,916 --> 01:26:09,828 ...your guests on your lap. Don't worry. 1022 01:26:10,036 --> 01:26:11,355 You'll love it. 1023 01:26:11,556 --> 01:26:12,830 Don't worry. 1024 01:26:15,556 --> 01:26:16,545 It's timeless. 1025 01:26:19,356 --> 01:26:23,031 Shower time. We're eating in 10 minutes. 1026 01:26:24,356 --> 01:26:26,916 The party is tonight. - Well... 1027 01:26:27,116 --> 01:26:29,425 And we'd agreed on homemade trinkets. 1028 01:26:29,676 --> 01:26:31,712 No presents, we said. - Just enjoy it. 1029 01:26:32,756 --> 01:26:34,428 Where do you get the money from? 1030 01:26:35,716 --> 01:26:37,832 Ted... You were fired. 1031 01:26:38,956 --> 01:26:40,674 What? 1032 01:26:40,916 --> 01:26:42,110 You're kidding. 1033 01:26:42,596 --> 01:26:44,746 Damn. - Last Sunday. 1034 01:26:53,036 --> 01:26:54,435 I wanted to tell you. 1035 01:26:54,716 --> 01:26:55,977 What happened? How do you...? 1036 01:26:56,116 --> 01:26:57,629 You don't listen. 1037 01:27:01,596 --> 01:27:03,473 What's this? - You act like a baby. 1038 01:27:03,676 --> 01:27:06,634 Maybe because you're acting like my mother. 1039 01:27:06,876 --> 01:27:08,150 I want the receipts. 1040 01:27:08,723 --> 01:27:10,275 Receipts? - For the necklace... 1041 01:27:10,276 --> 01:27:13,029 ...and the other presents. I'm returning it all. 1042 01:27:13,236 --> 01:27:15,227 I don't have receipts. - Must I look? 1043 01:27:16,076 --> 01:27:18,112 I stole it. - What? 1044 01:27:19,556 --> 01:27:21,512 I stole all of it. Now you know. 1045 01:27:21,716 --> 01:27:22,671 I stole it all. 1046 01:27:24,196 --> 01:27:25,788 And what else? 1047 01:27:27,156 --> 01:27:29,465 Nothing. - Nothing? 1048 01:27:33,276 --> 01:27:35,392 Friday... Dad. 1049 01:27:41,676 --> 01:27:42,950 Klaasje. 1050 01:27:45,756 --> 01:27:47,030 Boys' night. 1051 01:28:01,836 --> 01:28:03,952 I'm leaving early. - I'm staying on. 1052 01:28:05,316 --> 01:28:06,226 No celebrating? 1053 01:28:07,396 --> 01:28:10,069 I think I'll skip it this year. 1054 01:28:53,756 --> 01:28:54,632 Mummy. 1055 01:28:55,756 --> 01:28:56,666 Hi there. 1056 01:28:57,356 --> 01:28:59,074 Hello. - Is your father home? 1057 01:29:00,076 --> 01:29:01,748 No. 1058 01:29:02,196 --> 01:29:05,552 What do you want to drink? - Anything. A soda. 1059 01:29:05,756 --> 01:29:08,145 I'm not staying long. I was just curious. 1060 01:29:09,716 --> 01:29:12,230 A soda. 1061 01:29:12,996 --> 01:29:17,865 A film. Just what I feel like. - My father is drunk. 1062 01:29:18,956 --> 01:29:20,230 Tipsy. 1063 01:29:21,516 --> 01:29:26,590 My father's in therapy, because he wants mama back. 1064 01:29:26,796 --> 01:29:28,673 I wouldn't worry too much. 1065 01:29:29,636 --> 01:29:34,073 My mother has stopped eating. She thinks Dad finds her ugly. 1066 01:29:37,156 --> 01:29:40,034 We've found something. - Not that one. 1067 01:29:46,356 --> 01:29:48,506 I know how it is. I'm also alone. 1068 01:29:48,716 --> 01:29:50,513 These evenings are hell. 1069 01:29:54,036 --> 01:29:55,105 Take it easy. 1070 01:29:57,636 --> 01:29:59,035 What is this? Take it out. 1071 01:29:59,236 --> 01:30:01,147 I want to see it. - How childish. 1072 01:30:01,356 --> 01:30:02,835 Childish yourself. 1073 01:30:03,996 --> 01:30:04,826 Tape out. 1074 01:30:05,036 --> 01:30:07,675 To your room. Go cool off for a while. 1075 01:30:10,556 --> 01:30:12,069 Dennis, it's fine. - Sorry. 1076 01:30:12,316 --> 01:30:15,114 Relax. I know how they are. 1077 01:30:19,156 --> 01:30:20,794 Or do you want me to leave? 1078 01:30:27,156 --> 01:30:30,466 Saint Nicholas' Eve 1079 01:30:34,036 --> 01:30:37,312 Do you find it dumb, going to my house? - On the contrary. 1080 01:30:37,516 --> 01:30:40,667 I want to see it. Otherwise we're always at my place. 1081 01:30:47,116 --> 01:30:50,267 Well... A ghost. 1082 01:30:51,636 --> 01:30:54,275 Mum, here she is. Klaasje. 1083 01:30:54,956 --> 01:30:58,312 Yes. We've met before, haven't we? 1084 01:30:59,516 --> 01:31:00,835 Dinner in an hour. 1085 01:31:03,196 --> 01:31:07,314 You didn't tell me you live at home. - Of course I do. Where else? 1086 01:31:10,396 --> 01:31:12,227 Do you want to see my room? 1087 01:31:13,516 --> 01:31:16,428 I'm especially proud of our special guest. 1088 01:31:16,676 --> 01:31:18,792 The man who came, saw... 1089 01:31:18,996 --> 01:31:21,590 ...and stole hearts. The man of the day, Saint Jan. 1090 01:31:24,276 --> 01:31:28,508 Looking forward to it? - Like a hole in the head. 1091 01:31:39,836 --> 01:31:42,430 I'm sorry. My apologies. - It doesn't matter. 1092 01:31:44,556 --> 01:31:46,069 Hey. 1093 01:31:46,316 --> 01:31:47,669 Hello. 1094 01:31:49,436 --> 01:31:50,755 Hi. Hello. 1095 01:31:50,996 --> 01:31:52,315 You're working? 1096 01:31:55,076 --> 01:31:56,748 Did she like the necklace? - No. 1097 01:31:57,996 --> 01:31:59,224 I have to take it back. 1098 01:31:59,436 --> 01:32:02,075 Can I get you another drink? - Yes. 1099 01:32:02,676 --> 01:32:06,351 I'm ashamed for myself. Face to face with your mother. 1100 01:32:06,916 --> 01:32:08,031 When I go downstairs... 1101 01:32:08,236 --> 01:32:10,704 ...if I ever dare to, what can I tell her? 1102 01:32:10,916 --> 01:32:12,872 Thanks mother of Daniel. I had a good time. 1103 01:32:13,116 --> 01:32:13,946 What do you want? 1104 01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:16,312 I want to go home. - Because...? 1105 01:32:16,836 --> 01:32:18,508 I miss my child. 1106 01:32:19,236 --> 01:32:20,874 But I love you. 1107 01:32:22,036 --> 01:32:23,947 I know. It's touching... 1108 01:32:24,156 --> 01:32:28,707 Touching? I love you deeply. There's nothing touching about it. 1109 01:32:34,316 --> 01:32:38,195 How often in a lifetime are you so much in love with someone? 1110 01:32:38,396 --> 01:32:41,547 So much on the same level? - A couple of times. 1111 01:32:41,756 --> 01:32:43,508 A couple of times? No, once. 1112 01:32:43,716 --> 01:32:45,832 Believe me, more than once. 1113 01:32:47,316 --> 01:32:52,834 The first time may be the most intense, but later you know better what you want. 1114 01:32:53,036 --> 01:32:55,914 Don't cry. - I'm not crying. 1115 01:32:56,116 --> 01:32:57,265 Yes, you are. 1116 01:33:01,116 --> 01:33:02,788 I'm sorry. - And I'm not? 1117 01:33:55,796 --> 01:33:57,627 Thank you, Saint Nicholas. 1118 01:34:00,556 --> 01:34:03,024 Where are we going? - To look for Daddy. 1119 01:34:03,236 --> 01:34:05,352 Your mitts. - And Saint Nicholas? 1120 01:34:05,596 --> 01:34:07,075 He'll wait. 1121 01:34:07,636 --> 01:34:12,391 Could you call my wife? And tell her I'm a good guy. 1122 01:34:12,596 --> 01:34:16,669 And then I'll call yours. - Impossible. I don't have his number. 1123 01:34:16,916 --> 01:34:18,110 Then I'll explain... 1124 01:34:18,316 --> 01:34:23,026 ...what's going on. That I had a temporary crisis. Just like she had. 1125 01:34:25,836 --> 01:34:28,270 Girl, you're much too beautiful to cry. 1126 01:34:30,116 --> 01:34:33,313 Don't cry. It will all work out in the end. 1127 01:35:39,996 --> 01:35:41,270 Dennis? 1128 01:35:46,476 --> 01:35:48,353 I rang, but you didn't open up. 1129 01:35:50,916 --> 01:35:54,033 I didn't know it was you. 1130 01:35:59,716 --> 01:36:00,592 Well, it's me. 1131 01:36:13,156 --> 01:36:15,067 Where is Boris? 1132 01:36:17,356 --> 01:36:18,630 Come here. 1133 01:36:42,316 --> 01:36:43,838 This Saint Nicholas feast... 1134 01:36:43,996 --> 01:36:48,626 ...focuses on the Foundation "Big Heart", dedicated to children... 1135 01:36:48,956 --> 01:36:51,868 ...who've never seen a ginger nut and don't have a shoe... 1136 01:36:52,076 --> 01:36:56,752 ...in which to put one. Our phone panel will tell you all about it. 1137 01:36:56,956 --> 01:36:58,309 Let's start with a bang. 1138 01:36:58,516 --> 01:37:04,352 Here's the ballet show of Liselotte Palermo. 1139 01:37:05,676 --> 01:37:07,746 You're on after the ballet show. 1140 01:37:07,996 --> 01:37:12,433 And Jan... This is our last evening, so I wanted to tell you... 1141 01:37:12,676 --> 01:37:14,906 ...that I've enjoyed my time with you. 1142 01:37:16,716 --> 01:37:19,025 Find something that makes you truly happy. 1143 01:37:19,236 --> 01:37:22,069 I love what I do, in spite of the stress. 1144 01:37:22,316 --> 01:37:24,386 I'm not talking about work. 1145 01:37:41,436 --> 01:37:43,825 What? - Nothing. 1146 01:37:44,036 --> 01:37:47,870 You come down when the smoke clears. Frank will make wisecracks... 1147 01:37:48,116 --> 01:37:50,949 ...and you do your thing. - No. 1148 01:37:51,196 --> 01:37:53,710 Please welcome the one and only... 1149 01:38:05,676 --> 01:38:06,950 Stop. 1150 01:38:07,156 --> 01:38:08,828 Here he is. Have him come forward. 1151 01:38:09,036 --> 01:38:11,231 Good. Have him come forward. 1152 01:38:14,436 --> 01:38:15,346 Closer to the smoke. 1153 01:38:15,556 --> 01:38:17,626 Closer. Where is he? 1154 01:38:17,836 --> 01:38:20,430 Where's Jan? Come on in with your helper. 1155 01:38:20,636 --> 01:38:23,434 Come on. Where is Jan? 1156 01:38:23,676 --> 01:38:25,394 Where is he? Peter, find him. 1157 01:38:25,636 --> 01:38:26,955 Search... - He's not far... 1158 01:38:27,156 --> 01:38:29,306 ...because his horse is right here. 1159 01:38:29,556 --> 01:38:30,955 The countdown has begun. 1160 01:38:31,156 --> 01:38:32,509 No countdown. Music. 1161 01:38:32,716 --> 01:38:34,946 Music. And can someone find Jan? 1162 01:39:07,996 --> 01:39:12,353 I'm going back to the boat with you. Once there... 1163 01:39:12,556 --> 01:39:17,994 ...I can take care of myself. You don't have to worry about me anymore. 1164 01:39:19,516 --> 01:39:21,313 Eppie? 1165 01:39:21,516 --> 01:39:25,555 Yes, Saint Nicholas. - Listen. I'll say it again. 1166 01:39:25,756 --> 01:39:27,109 Look at me. 1167 01:39:27,836 --> 01:39:29,110 Look at me. 1168 01:39:29,316 --> 01:39:31,227 I'm not Saint Nicholas. 1169 01:39:31,836 --> 01:39:35,306 I swear it. I'm not him. - Hey... 1170 01:39:35,516 --> 01:39:37,552 Aren't you...? No. 1171 01:39:39,076 --> 01:39:41,795 But you are. - So what's the story? 1172 01:39:43,156 --> 01:39:44,748 You saved my daughter. 1173 01:39:46,716 --> 01:39:47,910 It was your daughter? 1174 01:39:48,156 --> 01:39:51,546 I'm so happy I can thank you. 1175 01:39:57,636 --> 01:39:59,706 A beer. Come on in. 1176 01:40:00,876 --> 01:40:03,868 This is no night to sit outside in the snow. 1177 01:40:04,076 --> 01:40:05,555 Simone? 1178 01:40:09,476 --> 01:40:14,266 Why the long faces? Haven't you unpacked your presents? 1179 01:40:14,476 --> 01:40:17,354 We were told to wait. - Where's Mummy? 1180 01:40:17,556 --> 01:40:18,830 In the meter cupboard. 1181 01:40:27,916 --> 01:40:34,435 It's really him. He's in our living room. Will you call Samantha and Brenda? 1182 01:40:36,236 --> 01:40:38,796 Is it really him? - Of course. 1183 01:40:42,876 --> 01:40:45,788 You'll never guess who's in the living room. 1184 01:40:50,076 --> 01:40:51,509 Simone? 1185 01:40:51,756 --> 01:40:56,591 You don't care, do you? I'm in the cupboard. 1186 01:40:57,556 --> 01:40:58,955 Yes. And why, exactly? 1187 01:40:59,636 --> 01:41:01,752 I've been here an hour and a half. 1188 01:41:05,276 --> 01:41:07,665 Darling, you must help me. I'm not sure what... 1189 01:41:07,916 --> 01:41:10,476 Stop it. 1190 01:41:10,716 --> 01:41:12,547 Stop what? 1191 01:41:13,236 --> 01:41:17,866 Stop lying. I saw you two. 1192 01:41:21,836 --> 01:41:24,111 Are you in love? - I don't know what you saw... 1193 01:41:24,356 --> 01:41:27,507 ...but there's nobody else. - There is. 1194 01:41:35,716 --> 01:41:36,546 Is it over? 1195 01:41:38,196 --> 01:41:39,106 What over? 1196 01:41:41,636 --> 01:41:43,388 Between us. 1197 01:41:45,996 --> 01:41:48,351 What are you talking about? It's never over. 1198 01:41:52,956 --> 01:41:54,309 Darling, look at me. 1199 01:41:55,236 --> 01:41:57,033 Darling, it will never be over. 1200 01:41:57,236 --> 01:42:00,034 What's going wrong has nothing to do with that. 1201 01:42:00,756 --> 01:42:02,075 I love you. 1202 01:42:04,996 --> 01:42:08,909 Not because you make my lunch and are the classroom mother. 1203 01:42:10,396 --> 01:42:11,795 But because you're you. 1204 01:42:15,076 --> 01:42:16,475 I'm so tired sometimes. 1205 01:42:17,196 --> 01:42:18,709 Come here, you. 1206 01:42:21,436 --> 01:42:23,313 Relax. 1207 01:42:25,836 --> 01:42:29,715 I can also cook. And clean up. 1208 01:42:30,356 --> 01:42:36,226 I can also take the children to school and do the shopping and mend flat tyres. 1209 01:42:38,596 --> 01:42:41,633 I know I did everything wrong. - Be quiet. 1210 01:42:43,236 --> 01:42:45,591 Let's just stay like this for a minute. 1211 01:43:05,516 --> 01:43:07,108 I have to pee. 1212 01:43:24,116 --> 01:43:27,108 Aren't you cold? - I am. 1213 01:43:27,316 --> 01:43:28,795 How is it going? - Ads. 1214 01:43:32,276 --> 01:43:36,428 If you could choose, what would make you really happy? 1215 01:43:38,636 --> 01:43:39,989 Right this second? 1216 01:43:45,476 --> 01:43:47,546 Guys. I just heard... 1217 01:43:47,756 --> 01:43:50,270 ...that children are missing all over the city. 1218 01:43:50,476 --> 01:43:52,512 The police have received around 50 calls. 1219 01:43:58,516 --> 01:43:59,869 He's inside. Come on. 1220 01:44:00,836 --> 01:44:04,829 It's horrible: "If you're nice you get sweets, if you're naughty"... 1221 01:44:05,036 --> 01:44:07,470 ..."you get the rod. " - No naughty children here. 1222 01:44:07,676 --> 01:44:08,791 Any naughty children? 1223 01:44:10,396 --> 01:44:14,071 Does Saint Nicholas have to cart someone off to Spain? 1224 01:44:18,556 --> 01:44:21,024 Camera five. - Well, Saint Jan... 1225 01:44:21,236 --> 01:44:27,869 ...it doesn't get more holy than this. - It's a nice way of calling it a day. 1226 01:44:29,876 --> 01:44:31,150 Will you return next year? 1227 01:44:31,396 --> 01:44:32,829 Definitely not. 1228 01:44:33,036 --> 01:44:37,188 I hope to have a regular job by then. 1229 01:44:37,396 --> 01:44:38,465 But no regrets? 1230 01:44:38,676 --> 01:44:40,268 Right? 1231 01:44:40,676 --> 01:44:42,394 You have to think about it? 1232 01:44:42,596 --> 01:44:48,671 Well... I regret one thing in my life. 1233 01:44:48,876 --> 01:44:50,673 And that's... 1234 01:44:51,756 --> 01:44:54,953 That I wasn't there for my child. 1235 01:44:58,716 --> 01:45:00,388 I have a son somewhere. 1236 01:45:01,676 --> 01:45:04,395 I left when he was three. 1237 01:45:05,476 --> 01:45:09,913 Then my wife told me I could never see him again. 1238 01:45:10,116 --> 01:45:12,232 Who can blame her? - Saint Nicholas... 1239 01:45:12,436 --> 01:45:14,233 ...has a wife and child. 1240 01:45:14,436 --> 01:45:18,315 Yes, if Saint Nicholas had been smarter, he would have. 1241 01:45:18,556 --> 01:45:20,194 Your wife is no longer alive, is she? 1242 01:45:24,476 --> 01:45:27,832 And you never tried to contact your son? 1243 01:45:32,676 --> 01:45:35,474 No. - It didn't seem like a good idea? 1244 01:45:37,316 --> 01:45:41,070 What's your son's name? Or would you rather not tell? 1245 01:45:45,196 --> 01:45:46,914 Cornelis. 1246 01:45:47,916 --> 01:45:49,315 Kees. 1247 01:45:50,836 --> 01:45:54,909 He probably took his mother's name: Tromp. 1248 01:45:57,356 --> 01:45:59,551 Kees Tromp. 1249 01:46:00,956 --> 01:46:03,868 This is a nice close to our December 5 special. 1250 01:46:35,356 --> 01:46:38,871 I'm scared. - I'm going with you. 1251 01:46:49,116 --> 01:46:50,469 I'm pregnant. 1252 01:47:15,276 --> 01:47:18,348 What is this? - What's meant to be. 1253 01:48:13,956 --> 01:48:15,548 He had a tea-cosy on his head. 1254 01:48:15,756 --> 01:48:18,190 You're scared again. Don't be. 1255 01:48:18,396 --> 01:48:21,627 I always wanted my parents to be ABBA. 1256 01:48:21,876 --> 01:48:24,344 ABBA? Who of the four? 1257 01:48:25,396 --> 01:48:26,272 All of them. 1258 01:48:30,036 --> 01:48:32,755 I love you so much. 1259 01:48:33,836 --> 01:48:35,110 I love you too. 1260 01:48:38,276 --> 01:48:39,470 Watch out. 1261 01:48:44,076 --> 01:48:45,350 Are you ready for it? 1262 01:48:46,116 --> 01:48:47,151 For what exactly? 1263 01:48:48,796 --> 01:48:50,434 For the rest of your life. 1264 01:48:54,476 --> 01:48:55,352 Yes. 91879