All language subtitles for Alien_from_L.A._(1988)_BRD_1080p

Wanda, the creep
broke up with you...

over your answering machine.

I just wanna know
why he broke up.

He doesn't like you.

Thanks, Stacy.

You shoulda gone blonder.

He's here.

Oh, yeah.

Hi.

You got my message, right?

Yeah, I did, Robbie.

I just wanted to.

Wanted to, what,
harass me about breaking up?

No, I just wanna know why.

What did I do wrong?

Didn't do anything wrong, Wanda.

I thought you really liked me.

You said, "I was special,"

so naturally, I wanna know why.

Wanda, you never want to go anywhere.

I do so.

I know, two blocks to the beach.

You didn't want to go
on the camping trip...

to the Grand Canyon, or
rock climbing in Yosemite,

or to the Fourth of July party in Ensenada.

I get car sick.

I told you
I'd fly you there.

I'm scared of
flying, you know that.

You're scared of everything.

Okay.

What else is wrong with me?

Look, what's the point?

You obviously have
a serious problem,

and we've wasted the whole
summer because of it.

There's only two
weeks left in August

and I wanna salvage
something, all right?

Robbie, please,
let's talk about it.

I can change.

I wanna change.

Just tell me what you
don't like about me.

You won't change, Wanda.

Please, Robbie,
give me a chance.

What don't you like about
me, and I'll change.

All right, your glasses
make you look stupid,

your hair's ugly, you
dress like a nerd,

you walk like a clod, and your
voice gives me a headache.

Is that enough?

How come you never
told me this before, huh?

Why'd you even go out
with me in the first place

if I'm such a geek?

Look, Wanda, I'm
really sorry I hurt you,

I didn't mean to.

But you are who you are,

and we're just not
right for each other.

Good-bye.

Yeah, sure, okay.

Whoa, way to go.

All this rejection is
really getting to me.

I mean, it seems ever since I
was a kid I've been rejected.

Hey, you.

Even my own dad, he left me.

He's an
explorer, Wanda,

it's his job to travel
and not be home.

For 10 years?

Well, so he's been real busy.

And what about my mom?

She's left.

She got hit by
a car and died, Wanda,

she didn't have a choice.

Sorry.

Oh, you're right, she didn't
have a choice but my dad did.

Where's Wanda?

No one wants me for anything.

I want ya, honey, I want
you to get your butt out

of this car and
come give me a hand.

I'm dying here.

I'm Wanda Saknussemm,

and I'm not gonna be
afraid to change my life.

This time, I'm gonna do it.

This time, I'm...

Please, God, you make
something happen in my life,

anything at all, really.

Anything.

Ah.

Wanda Saknussemm?

Ew.

I can't believe it.

I'll bet it's from
my brother-in-law.

You're Wanda Saknussemm?

Behind the counter, and tell
her to get her butt out here.

I need those four shakes.

- I ordered a cheeseburger.
- And I ordered

a cheeseburger, too.
- Three burgers.

♪ Thank the stars above
that we were so in love ♪

Oh, excuse me.

Wanda Saknussemm?

Ah, yeah, I'm
Wanda Saknussemm.

Special delivery from Africa.

Would you like to
sign here, please?

There we go.

♪ I was yours and
you were mine, ooh ♪

Right.

♪ Thank the stars above ♪

That's great, thanks very much.

♪ 80 in love ♪

Right.

♪ Losing you ♪

Mm-hmm.

♪ Is there something I can say ♪

♪ 80 you don't walk away ♪

♪ I'm losing by losing you ♪

♪ Once upon a time ♪

Oh, my God.

What's the matter?

My father's dead.

♪ Once upon a time ♪

It says, "He fell down
a bottomless pit."

♪ That was once upon a time ♪

I'm sorry, Wanda.

Who wrote you?

A man named Paddy Mahoney.

He says, "He was dad's
friend and business partner."

He owns a bar somewhere in
Zamboanga, North Africa.

Mr. Mahoney wants
me to come see him.

He even sent a plane ticket.

Why?

I guess Dad's made a will
he wants me to deal with.

You're not gonna
go are you, honey?

But I should probably
go, Auntie Pearl.

I mean, Mr. Mahoney thinks
it's important enough

to send me a plane ticket,

and I would like to
see where Dad lived.

I've always been
curious about his life.

Honey, going to Zamboanga
ain't like going to the beach.

It's a long journey, and you
never know what might happen.

I've been lookin' for
somethin' to change my life,

maybe this is it.

I know I said anything, but
isn't this a little extreme?

Wanda, you
never want to go anywhere.

Wish me luck.

I get car sick.

I told you
I'd fly you there.

I'm scared of
flying, you know that.

You're
scared of everything.

I can change.

I wanna change.

You
won't change, Wanda.

I'll show you, Robbie.

Your father was a
great man, a pioneer.

His colleagues
thought he was crazy.

They laughed at him.

He dedicated the rest of his
life to proving them wrong

and regaining his self-respect.

So, all this
time he's been searching

for the center of the earth.

Yes, his excavation
is down in the basement.

Hey, cool.

I'm surprised to see this.

Your father
cared a lot about you.

Well, he sure showed
it in a weird way.

He was a strange man.

You look like you could
do with some rest.

Boy, it's a long
trip to Africa.

But I'm glad you
invited me, Mr. Mahoney.

Probably the only chance
I'll have to get to know him.

He left so long ago.

Did you try to find my dad?

I, I tried.

We keep the pit lit.

I go down there every
day, look for him,

but it all seems so unlikely.

I woulda given anything
to see him again.

Sweet dreams, Wanda.

Man's ultimate ancestors were
aliens known as Atlanteans.

Don't laugh.

They arrived on earth with
the idea of colonizing.

The Atlantean's giant spaceship

served as their floating city.

It sank into the
bowels of the earth

during a volcanic catastrophe
destroying the spaceship,

but perhaps not the
Atlantean people.

They might still live at
the center of the earth.

Wow, too heavy, Dad.

Hello.

Mom.

Dad.

Dad.

Wow.

Oh.

Mr. Mahoney!

Help!

Help!

I have a feeling
I'm not in Kansas.

My glasses.

Whoa.

Hello.

Yeah,
I keep telling you that.

Ever get any much
for those claims, Mago?

How about you Loki,
still got that ugly wife?

We'll never
lose them again, will we?

Never let 'em escape again.

Right, right, Loki?

How'd you claim
jumpers ever find this mine?

You'll never be
out of our eyes again.

No, no eyes, no,
no, no.

Eyes, no, never.

It won't be easy
trying to steal my claim,

'Cause you're gonna
have to plug me first.

Looks easy to me.

One yank of the trigger

and you die.
- I gotta something.

Guten, tell
us where the vein is.

Tell us where
the main vein is!

No.

Tell us!

No.

Oh, oh, Loki, that
girl's got big bones.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Are you okay?

Are you gonna hurt them?

Why not?

Because it's
not right or nice.

They'll kill me if I don't.

Be a nice guy, mister.

I better not regret this.

What's that?

What it looks
like, a troll mule.

He killed him?

No, it's hibernating.

Come on, Loki.

Come on.
- Where are we?

Atlantis, where else?

Atlantis.

It's impossible, isn't it?

Where do you think
we were?

You really live
underground, don't you?

Don't you?

Yeah, sure, of course.

I'm looking for my dad,

and I guess he's in Atlantis,

and I don't know where to start.

Well, this is the
Atlantis wasteland.

The city Atlantis
is a day's ride.

You're not gonna leave
me here with these guys.

Look, I gotta bounce
to the city to file my claim

before somebody else
tries to steal it.

Thanks a lot for helping
me out, but see you later.

Hey, wait a minute.

You owe me, don't you?

I mean, I coulda let them

kill you, but I didn't, did I?

No, I saved your life.

I think you should at
least take me to Atlantis.

I mean, that's not asking
a lot, after all, is it?

Okay, okay.

Well, get in.

Gee, uh, I'm sorry, mister.

Come on, get in.

Dang, big boned.

Wait a second.

Get in on that side.

Here.

Better put these on.

It gets kind of muddy out here.

All right, come on,
sweetheart, please turn over.

My glasses.

Where are
you from, anyway?

It's a long story.

Well, it's a
long ride to Atlantis.

And I was falling and falling.

It seemed like I
was falling forever.

Then when I finally landed,

I didn't even know if I
was dead or alive or what.

But then I got up, so
I realized I was alive

and I was okay, so I started

wandering around.
- You may now interface.

And it was really scary.

I mean, I didn't know if
I'd ever see people again.

But then I stumbled onto you
and those two other guys,

and then I saved your life.

Does that clear it up for you?

Yeah, sure.

You come from the surface
world place called L.A.,

and you're here in Atlantis
lookin' for your dad.

Sister, you're crazy.

You think I'm lying?

I think
you believe it.

I can't believe you'd think

I'd actually make up
a story like that.

You live whatever
dream you want,

none of my business.

Eight
big polished ones.

Boy.

Okay, come on, baby.

Every time you get
a troll mechanic

to work on your car,
you're asking for trouble.

Okay, let's believe
you're an alien.

What then?

Come on, come on, sweetheart,
come on, just for one day!

Uh, come on, we gotta bounce!

What's wrong?

Are we just gonna
leave the car here?

I don't wanna hear it!

Stay if you like.

Well, how far
is it to Atlantis?

Nothin' ever
goes right for me.

Nothin' ever works in my life.

I strike it rich
and Loki and Mago

try to steal my claim.
- Is it a long way?

- Then I have to go-
- It's weird,

but I guess my dad was right,

there are things like
you and trolls living-

- Would you stop-
- in the center of the earth.

Your jabbering?

No one in my world
believes in my dad.

You see, where I come from,

what is that over there?

What
does it look like?

It looks like an
underground city.

Citizen
visiting from-

Gosh.

must report

to Government House for intake.

And please take time-

Is it always
this dark and noisy here?

I thought
you were dead.

- Not hardly.
- You look dead.

I struck
it rich, boys.

In sector 85.

Get out
of my way.

You
are now in sector 85.

Come on, come on, I
gotta get to the claims office

to file my claim,
they're gonna close.

- You are now-
- Wow.

In sector 85.

You are now in sector 85.

You are now in sector 85.

You are now in sector 85.

Govco, your
government corporation

supplying you with news
we think you need to know.

I gotta call to
make sure the place

I gotta file my
claim is still open.

Wait here.

- Okay, wait.
- The orange zone

is for access and egress
only, no standing.

What?

I don't even know your name.

Guten Edway.

- Wait.
- What?

I'm Wanda Saknussemm, Gus.

So what?

Government met
today with the press

to put to rest rumors
of a captured alien.

Lord Over, speaking through
his representative spokesman

denied all gossip.

In other news today many babies

were suddenly born
in Zed Sector.

Remember, citizens

any suspicious
visitors to Atlantis

should be reported
to Government House.

Failure to incriminate
is punishable by death.

Thank you for your assistance.

Aliens!

They're here!

Government asks,

only be
done at designated sites.

Government asks that sweat-

Who was that?

- Big trouble.
- Extra, extra!

She reminds me
of a wicked witch.

Government denies the truth.

Extra, extra, alien captured,
government denies the truth.

Alien, what alien?

No one believes what's
printed in that paper,

fill it with stories
about aliens every day.

Yeah, I
know what you mean.

Like little green martians
from outer space have landed.

Aliens from where?

Outer space.

What's that?

Oh, I forgot, you
don't know what outer space is.

You've lived underground
all your life.

That's sad, isn't it?

- Sector Q right up there.
- I mean,

not to have seen blue skies,

the sun, the stars,
and Malibu Beach.

Lay off the
surface world stuff.

Why does
everyone wear funny makeup

and weird clothes?

Would you come on?

Malibu Beach?

Hey, Shank, pay attention here.

Sector 100, sector 100.

Existence of
aliens from the surface world.

There Roryis, yo.

Welcome to Roryis's saloon.

A 90-second
update, Waller Klondike.

Whoa, this place
is really creepy.

Between troll
liberal leaders and Lord Over

about improved working
conditions and general respect.

So, your
girlfriend owns this place?

Also in the
news rumors of riot.

Government says, this is total-

Well, look who's here.

How you doing, Roryis?

How do I look like I'm doing?

I struck it rich, Roryis.

That's why I'm back.

This
is the Open Air.

Yeah, like always.

This guy split without
paying his bill.

Left his clothes behind.

Looks to me like
you could use 'em.

It's untrue, Donaldson.

We've talked to
sources that claim

to have seen you
purchase the alien

from a miner troll
named Boz Bodeen.

How can there be witnesses

to something that
has never happened?

What have you
done with the troll

named Boz Bodeen, Consul?

Has he been flushed?

I don't know any troll
miner named Boz Bodeen.

I do not associate
myself with trolls.

What are you
covering up, Consul?

We have our sources.

Then name them, Donaldson.

You're changing
the subject, Consul.

Look, I'd like
to assure everyone

that contrary to any
rumors and gossip

that may be circulating

we have not captured
any alien beings

from a purported surface world.

There is simply not a grain
of truth to the rumors,

and that is all I'm
prepared to say.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a dinner engagement.

Lying sack of crap.

Your approach
has activated the Govco 1000

total facial and
follicle do-a-vator.

Please stick your face
into the mask provided

and the unit will attempt
to improve your looks.

Please, step on pedal provided.

The Govco 1000 has
done all it can.

Thank you, step aside, please.

Hey, you look really nice.

Brought you something to wear.

Looked to me like you needed it.

Whoa, bitchin'.

That's really nice of you.

Couldn't stand wearing
that dress another minute.

Your dress is strange.

I've never seen material
like this before.

What is it?

Uh, it's new.

Where are you from?

Uh, from out of town.

It's dangerous for strangers
in Atlantis these days.

People get kidnapped, no one
ever hears of them again.

You should be careful.

You're the type that would
attract a lot of attention.

I'll be careful.

Thanks, Roryis.

I'll be downstairs
if you need anything.

Oh, Dad, why would you wanna
come to a place like this?

I gotta find you and
get us out of here.

You are an alien
spy sent down by your world

to prepare an
invasion of Atlantis.

There are three
absolutes, Professor.

I am the law here in Atlantis.

You will confess
the truth to me,

and our worlds will go to war.

- I beg you to believe me.
- You will confess, Professor.

Look, uh, wait outside.

I need to yak to Roryis.

Some
condensation can be expected

the temperature is the same.

The other guy looked a lot
better in his own clothes.

Yeah, I feel
like a worm broker.

It's
dangerous for strangers

in Atlantis these days.

People get kidnapped, no one
ever hears of them again.

Just a
little snip off the top.

Hold still.

Sorry about running
out on our wedding,

but I heard that old miner

jawin' about the ore he
found and I lost my head.

Oh, forget it.

What's a year with no word?

Susan
remarked that the show

reminded her of the
famous new troll-

I know I hurt you.

Oh, no, you don't.

In sports
mud polo fans, troll-

Listen, I gotta wait until
tomorrow to file my claim,

so I figure I'll, I'll
help you look for your dad.

Gee, thanks, Gus.

I'm only doing it 30's
I can get rid of ya.

You're a pain in the neck,
and you're crampin' my style.

Come on, let's get
somethin' to eat.

You aliens eat, don't ya?

Yeah, I'm starving.

What about Roryis?

Just swell.

You love
her, don't you?

I gotta figure out
a way to find your dad

and get ya home.

Sit down.

Bet you you've never been
to a place like this before.

I'll say.

Take your order now?

The house special.

What do you want?

Uh, make it two.

Coming right down.

Any ideas on how
to find my dad?

Yeah, no, not yet.

I don't think too well
on an empty stomach.

Gus, things
are really weird here.

Not like the
surface world, huh?

Great, the food's here.

Yuck!

You're not gonna
eat that, are you?

Hey, watch.

Mmm.

Delicious.

My dad's
a Professor, Gus,

and I bet he'd really
like to study you.

Hey, think I know someone
who can help you out.

You do?

Yeah, stay put, I
gotta use the phone.

Oh, that's great, Gus.

Alien.

Dad?

I'd like the number for a
Professor Ovid Galba, please.

I can take you to your dad.

Come with me.
- I'm looking for my dad.

Well, do ya have a
last known address?

Hoods, trolls, welcome to
Mambino's, the boss of bosses.

Tonight, we have a
lineup of matches

which is sure to
satisfy your lust.

Remember anything goes,
and only one walks out.

Death is promised.

Bookies will circulate
throughout the fight

for your betting pleasure.

On my left, Treasure.

Yeah, come on, kid!

On my right, Smasher.

Now let the fight begin.

What is it, Shank?

A girl.

I can see that.

I want to know why you have

brought her here
to me, to Mambino,

to the boss of bosses.

I overheard her
talking, Mambino,

she claims to be an...

Speak, Shank.

Who did the girl claim to be?

An alien.

There's
no such thing.

Okay, I'll take
her bones elsewhere.

I never said I
wasn't interested.

I could always use another
dark girl with big bones.

She'll cost you 500 shiny ones.

Pay her 400 shiny ones.

- 400 shiny ones?
- Don't push your luck, Shank.

- All clear.
- Yep.

I have got information to
sell about an alien wench.

And for 750 dollwans,

I'll tell you where
she's hiding, Consul.

General Rykov, please.

Yes.

Hello, Crassus.

You want us to
arrest another alien?

I don't know.

I don't trust Shank.

I have to hide the
girl somewhere.

Maybe in my bed.

I'm Mambino, boss of bosses.

I'm sending you
to the government.

Why?

'Cause they buy aliens.

Alien?

You think I'm an alien?

All right, let's get ready

to move the
mountains.

Hey, which way?

Down around the corner.

Door 148.

I'm looking for a
girl with big bones.

That way.

Sector 148.

Sector 270.

Guten Edway, I
heard you was dead.

I'm lookin' for a
girl with big bones.

Where did I see her?

Where's the girl?

I saw 'em go through there.

Come on, place your bets.

Hey, watch it!

Ooh, sweetheart
showin' some spunk.

Big confidence from an alien

who walks like a troll,
dresses like a worm,

and has the voice that
gives everyone a headache.

I like
her voice, Mambino.

Guten Edway.

Gus.

I thought you was dead.

Well, I'm back.

Get lost, Edway.

You never did
anything for anyone.

You're too selfish to be a hero.

Yeah.

Go on, move before I make you
wish you stayed dead, Guten.

Call me Gus!

Kill him, kill him!

Kill him, Brick!

Kill him, Brick!

Kill him!

Come on.

I was just sitting
there waiting for you

when this woman wearing
too much makeup-

All right, all right.

There's no time.

Look, I think I know someone
who can help you out.

His name's Professor Galba,

and I think he can get you help,

but I gotta find him first.

He's moved to a district
called The Pits.

- What about my dad, Gus?
- Not now!

We can't
leave without him.

What if I
can only get you home?

I won't go
without my dad, Gus.

Wanda, sooner or later
they're gonna find ya

and if they find ya,
they could kill ya.

So, if we can get you out,
you gotta go, understand?

Not without my dad, Gus.

- Come on!
- Separated.

Roryis.

Dead end.

I'll meet you at Roryis's!

Okay, Gus.

Yeah, come back
here, come back here!

Sector 107.

Sector 107.

Sector 107.

Sector 107.

Hurry, they're coming.

Sector 107.

Yeah.

Sector 107.

Sector 107.

Sector 107.

Sector 107.

There she is!

There she is!

Hey, hey, come back here!

Where do you think you're...

Where is she?

Attention, attention.

There is a fugitive
in your area.

Do not move until the
police have cleared you,

have your slab IDs with you.

Attention, attention, there
is a fugitive in your area.

Where she'd go?

That way, come on.

- Where, where?
- Come along.

Have your slab IDs.

Hey, stop!

I've got an idea.

If Shank fails us

I think I know how to find
Wanda Saknussemm, lotto.

Lotto, General?

Lotto.

Attention, attention,

there is a fugitive
in your area.

Do not move until the
police have cleared you.

Have your slab ID.

Ring, watch,
ring, watch, Vina.

Pie pistol and lots of
lotto money will be yours.

You will be rich beyond
your wildest dreams.

Isn't that right, Vina?

She's out there
somewhere, anywhere.

She could be standing
right next to you.

- And the rules.
- It's you!

I won, I won!

- Let me, no, she's mine!
- I saw her first!

- Give her here!
- She's mine!

Get away, she's mine!

She's mine!

She's mine!

It's easy to play lotto,

just find the big boned girl.

Capture her and bring
her to Government House

to collect unimaginable.

There she is, lotto prize.

Oh, I see her again.

Excuse me, madam.

May I help you?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Perhaps madam would like

to look at some
troll leisure wear.

Extra large, I think.

It's so simple,
what are you waiting for?

Capture the big boned girl,

and you'll be rich
beyond possibility.

Play lotto and win money.

It is worth
millions and millions

of shiny big trusty ones.

- Oh, fun.
- Yes, it is,

and here's how it works.

Have you seen this female?

She's got big bones.

How in bloody hell?

Find her, capture her,

and take her to the
Government House.

There you will
receive your prize.

I had a hell of a time
finding you, Professor.

Why'd you move to The Pits?

Why did you risk life
and limb to find me?

Look, Professor, done
ya a ton of favors, right?

What about all those times

I gave ya valuable junk for free

'cause you was tapped out?

Those
favors were minute,

insignificant, and microscopic.

Aw, come on, Professor,
give us a break.

What about the time I
came and bailed you out

when your worm wagon
got repossessed?

Okay, Guten, you
were more than a friend.

Let's not get slushy here.

Anyway, the favor out.

What do you want?

You was kicked out
of the university

for yapping about there
being a surface world, right?

Aliens and stuff.

Yes, yes.

Well, Professor, how'd
you like to meet an alien?

Oh, splendid.

Of course, it's the very
latest from Lumaria.

And look, it almost
fits.

But, of course, on you, it
looks absolutely smashing.

Will there be anything else?

Oh, no just this.

All right, well, rusty
dollwans or charge?

Attention,
citizens, remember.

This is worth my
Walkman and my dumb purse.

In
history, and it's-

Hope it works as a disguise.

Simply find
the girl with the big bones,

and take her to the
Government House.

Find Wanda Saknussemm, and
capture her or kill her,

do whatever you have to

to give her body to
Government House.

Dead or alive, it
doesn't matter.

We'll pay for her cold carcass.

Remember.

Gotcha!

Hey.

Hello, babe.

That was real cute
back there, sweetheart.

Go ahead, scream all ya want.

Brick Bardo can take it.

Let me hear it.

You ain't worth
nothin' to nobody.

Speakin' of worth nothing.

Crazy.

You shouldn't of
wrinkled my suit, slick.

You're kind of big boned
for a troll, aren't ya?

I'm not really a troll.

Yeah,
right, neither am I.

Who are you?

I'm Charmin', as in style,
good looks, and panache.

Look, I know you want me

to sweep you off your feet
and love you till I die,

but I ain't got
the time right now.

I'm on my way to rob,

you know, borrow some funds,

and that gweeb back
there has made me late.

But I..

Look, I know
it's disappointing

but there'll be another
time, another place.

Wait.

What?

I'm lost, and some
people are after me.

And could you please help me?

I, I know it's a lot to ask.

I told you, I'm busy.

Please, I'm really in
trouble, bad trouble.

- I win lotto.
- Hey, I was talking

to her, slick.
- I win.

Me rich, me rich.

Okay, maybe I might help you.

It's only because I'm a sucker

for big boned dolls in trouble.

Now tell me your problems

and I'll decide if
I've got the time.

Well, it started when
I was 10-years-old.

Wait a second.

What?

Is that really your voice?

Come on.

And then he was
about to kill me

and then you showed up to
save my life, Charmin'.

Crazy, that's, that's
an unbelievable story.

What, the part about me

being an alien from
the surface world?

No, that you've
gone through all this

for a guy like your father.

I mean, he seems like
a selfish pebble head

and didn't care about
anybody except himself.

- I used to think so.
- Oh, and now you like him?

I think I understand
him a little.

Crazy.

You know, it's still
a lot to go through

for someone who may
not wanna see you.

It's crazy.

You're a very
unusual girl, Wanda.

And I mean more than because
your voice is so strange.

The Govco
lotto seems to be catching

on in a big way.

Don't be left alone-

Come on, the
saloon is this way.

The girl has
a name, Wanda Saknussemm.

I won the prize!

No!

Guess I showed him, huh?

Look,
Wanda, I don't know

if you're an alien or what,

but I do believe you're
here to find your father.

Hey!

Okay, for whatever reason,
the city's out to get ya,

so ya, ya gotta get out of here

before it's too late
for even me to save you.

She's over there!

- Keith, come on with me!
- Okay, all right!

You get going,
I'll hold 'em off.

- But...
- It, it'll be easier

with you gone.

I might have to do somethin'
I don't want you to see.

Like what, Charmin'?

Never mind.

Roryis's saloon is nearby,
just up that alley.

Hide there, and I'll,
I'll meet you if I can.

Will I ever see you again?

You never know, Wanda.

Crazy.

Another time, another place.

Now go on, get out of here.

Bye, Charmin'.

Another time, another place.

Wait, wait, I'm gonna be sick.

She's over there!

Sector 100, sector 100.

Once again,
here is the girl's image.

The girl answers to the
name Wanda Saknussemm,

and is wearing a
black bodeo outfit.

You can see how easy
it is she is to spot,

so find Wanda and win!

Govco, your government
corporation,

making you play lotto
because we know you want to.

There she is, General.

Citizens,
General Rykov and the police

request all citizens
with slab ID clearance

to leave Sector 100.
- I should be inside.

Please
leave the area at once.

Repeat, Sector 100
is to be cleared

of all slab ID checked citizens.

Help!

How come these vehicles never

work when they're supposed to?

Okay, Guten, so
where is the girl?

Sector 81.

Hi, Gus.

Hi, Wanda.

Bloody hell.

She's been arrested.

Vindicate my life, Guten.

Prove that the surface
world really exists.

I gotta figure out a
way to rescue Wanda first.

What do you have
in mind, Guten?

Look, Professor, I
know you've never done

this kind of thing before,
but are you up to it?

What do you want me to do?

I must have the aliens
for research, your lordship.

They're not specimens, Dr.
Madagasi, they're humans,

and we do not as a rule go
around cutting up humans

in the name of research, do we?

I believe the aliens are spies

being sent down to report on
our capabilities, Lord Over.

We must mobilize for war.

We must launch a
massive retaliation.

You're overreacting, General.

They're here to enslave
us, make trolls out of us.

I must agree with
Counsul Crassus

that the aliens are
here by accident.

What do you suggest
we do, Crassus?

Since the aliens arrived here
accidentally, your lordship,

as you most shrewdly observed,

I suggest we help them
return to the surface world.

Your pantyhose are
on too tight, Crassus.

I beg your pardon, Rykov?

Let the aliens free?

I for one do not want to
be reclassified as a troll.

We will release them
only if they agree

not to reveal our
existence to their world,

and no one else is to come down.

We have no choice
but to trust them.

Trust aliens?

Your lordship, you cannot
possibly listen to Crassus.

You know he's got
those odd tendencies,

and we've all been discussing

the fact that he dyes his hair.

The General aside, your
lordship, we are not murderers.

We cannot let them die here.

Bring me the aliens.

I'll first speak to Wanda.

Then decide whether to
free them or terminate.

Bloody hell.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

I'm too old for this.

Your lordship,
this is the Wanda.

Come here, child.

Come closer.

So, you are the Wanda.

Yes, I'm Wanda Saknussemm.

Why are you here?

Rykov has
arrested your daughter,

Professor Saknussemm,
and put her on trial.

What's gonna happen to her?

Lord Over is trying to decide

whether to release
you and your daughter

or to terminate your lives.

Well, how does it look?

No, no, no, I mean in there.

Oh, everything
depends on Wanda.

I'm no explorer or adventurer,

and I'm not here
to hurt your world.

I just wanna find my dad,
and that's why I'm here.

And for no other reason, sir.

Oh, please.

I'm Wanda Saknussemm,
a waitress from LA,

who should've never come here.

And I just really
wanna go home now.

Hey.

They are going to make
brown-eyed trolls out of us.

Oh, shut up, Rykov.

Daddy.

Hi, Wanda.

Gus.

Wanda, come on!

Oh, Daddy.

Wait!

See!

Stop!

Wait!

What are you doing?

No, he's my dad!

So,
you're Wanda's dad.

Yes, I am.

Well, she's gone through a
lot of trouble to find you.

Stay put while I
reckon us a way out.

Why did you come
looking for me, Wanda?

'Cause you're my dad.

I, I'm sorry that-

It doesn't matter now.

You're more than I deserve.

Yeah.

This way, we gotta bounce.

What's the matter?

Did you forget somethin?

Do you have any idea
how remarkable this is?

What?

It's a buildin'.

No, it's not,
this is a spacecraft

that crashed here 10 millennia
ago from outer space.

Outer space?

Come on.

Is the tracking
system working?

I know where they're
headed now, General.

I'll direct you
from here by remote.

Good work, Tola.

So, Crassus, I was right
about the aliens being spies.

Oh, just do your job, Rykov.

Kill the girl and her father.

I will.

And then I'll come back for you.

Unbelievable, Guten, you've
actually made it.

Who is he?

My dad.

Get in, Wanda.

Female,
Wanda Saknussemm,

who is considered
a outlaw alien.

General, the aliens
are approaching

the outskirts of the city.

Statics at 58.

Intercept at 5.34.

Driver, head for the
outskirts of the city.

The
General's vehicle

has turned for the
outskirts, sir.

Follow the General.

Just don't lose her.

Professor Saknussemm, I
have to disagree with you,

according to my data the incline

of the surface world
has changed slightly

making the eastern
regions the mouth

of the center of the world.

I don't doubt your
knowledge, Professor,

but I've spent my life
studying and searching

for the center of the earth
and I obviously did find it,

and it wasn't in this direction.

Well, let me put
it to you this way,

I have all the
equipment you need

for your ascent into the
surface of the world.

It's either my way or no way.

- Dad.
- Yeah.

Do you
think Professor Galba

can get us back home?

We'll see, honey.

It's straight
on ahead, Guten,

and don't scratch my worm wagon.

Oh, sweetheart.

End of the journey, eh.

You're going home.

You should come visit us.

A vacation.

It's pretty
impressive, isn't it?

It's
magnificent, professor.

Thank you.

According to my
calculations my rock climber

would've blasted me
right up to the surface.

My God, why didn't you go?

Ah, Rykov learned of my
work, and he shut me down.

I was ruined and tossed
out of the university.

Oh.

I was thrown out of
the university too,

but I wouldn't let that stop me.

Yes, yes, some of
us give up our dreams

more easily than
others, Professor.

There's a
difference, Professor,

between giving up and
leaving something unfinished.

You know, I never finished
anything in my life.

It's about time I did.

I want to go back to
Roryis, if she'll take me.

She'll make you richer
than any mine, Gus.

Wanda.

Thanks for everything, Gus.

It's time to go.

No one's going anywhere.

You blew the deal when
you tried to escape.

Now we have orders
to execute you.

I thought you
wanted us to leave.

I'm sorry, Professor.

You saw nothing.

Take the General away.

Whoa, bitchin'
left hook, Crassus.

You better move out
quickly, Professor,

I think she's gonna be a
little upset when she wakes up.

Won't you get into
trouble for this?

It's a small price to pay.

Now move quickly.

Hold on tight to one another.

I love ya, honey.

Remember our deal, Professor!

Not a word to anyone!

We don't exist!

Bye, Wanda,
we'll miss you.

Wanda, Wanda.

You okay?

Well, Auntie Pearl, I
had this really weird dream

that I went to Africa and
fell down a bottomless pit

to the center of the earth,

and I ended up in this
city called Atlantis.

I found Dad.

Pretty weird, huh?

Hi, honey.

Hi.

Oh, daddy, it wasn't a dream.

A dream come true, honey.

I love you.

Hey, Stacy, wait up.

Hey, Robbie.

How ya doing?

Look, is it true about Wanda?

I heard she went to Africa

actually took a
plane and everything.

Yeah, she actually took
a plane and everything.

Ah, I can't believe it.

Nobody in Vista
Verde can believe it,

including me, including Susan.

Susan, Stacy.

Why not?

It's just not like her.

Are you sure this isn't
some scam to get me back?

Why don't you
ask her yourself?

Ooh.

Hi, Wanda.

How about I pick you up
tonight and take you out,

and you can tell me
all about Africa?

But, Robbie, I still have
the same hair, the same voice.

Aw, it doesn't matter.

You've changed.

Yeah, I have.

What happened
to her in Africa?

She grew up.

Excuse me, I was wondering
if you could help me out.

I'm a stranger around here from
another time, another place.

Crazy.

And in late news, there's
been unconfirmed reports

of an alien escape to
the surface of the world.

What?

Lord Over has issued a statement

which reminds
citizens of Atlantis

that there is no such
thing as a surface world,

and rumors of the actual
existence of aliens

are wrong, misleading,
and counterproductive

to the future of our
great city-state.

Anyone who thinks they
may have had contact

with an alien,
female or older male

should report immediately

to General Rykov at
Government House.

There is a reward.

And finally, the
statement stresses once

and for all aliens do not exist,

the surface world does not
exist, and Wanda Saknussemm

is a mere figment of your
imagination.

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state of your heart ♪

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♪ Untied emotion ♪

♪ Are gonna lead
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