All language subtitles for 800 Fantasy Lane 1979 US Serena 35mm movie DVD rip

Yeah, well, my son and me want to go
away for a week, you know. We've got

maybe $200, $300, you know.

Maybe take a cruise for a week. Sorry,
but we have nothing under $300.

That's it? That's the bottom?

Oh, well, that's all right. Thanks
anyway. I'll get back to you.

I'll get a station.

Hey, Vic. No, he won't be in today.

Vic, look at this.

Real estate business is booming in Los
Angeles.

Aspiring actresses are becoming real
estate brokers in pursuit of a more

stable and financially rewarding career.

Real estate?

Yeah, well, listen. A prospective buyer
is often chauffeured around town, dined

in wine by a gorgeous young starlet,
with measurements often bigger than the

price tag.

Let me see that.

Look it, I got some names right down
here.

Hollywood star...

Hollywood Star Realty, Karen speaking.

Hollywood Star Realty? Yes, this is
Victor Durgis III from Columbus, Ohio.

How can I help you, Mr. Durgis?

Well, we're opening up a little branch
of my company out your way, and I'll

need a place to stay and to entertain
guests and clients.

How big a place do you need?

Oh, eight or nine bedrooms.

Plus a room for my house staff and a
personal valet.

Durgis Oil is expanding, and we're
looking for a real showcase.

What price range are we talking about,
Mr. Durgis?

Well, a million and up.

We have several listings that might suit
you.

When are you coming into town?

Well, I have to fly in on the 4th for a
stockholders' meeting.

If you'd like, we have a special VIP
service.

We'd be glad to have our limousine pick
you up at the airport and bring you to

our private hillside retreat, where you
can stay while you're in town.

Hello? Are you there, Mr. Durgess?

Hello?

Yes, I was just conferring with an
associate.

Something important's just come up. I'll
have my secretary get right back to you.

Thank you very much, Mr. Durgess. I'll
be waiting for a call.

You sly son of

a bitch. The hell with pumping gas.
You're not going on this one alone.

Well, I, uh...

I could use a personal valet.

Personal valet? Fuck you. I ain't going
to be nobody's valet.

Well, how about a secretary?

Up yours, VD.

You want to go or not?

Yeah.

Cut out that VD crap, you fuck.

All right.

Mr. Jurgis III.

How do you do, Mr.

Jurgis? Hi, Victor.

Thank you.

Karen?

Karen, this is John Poster, my
secretary.

How do you do?

Come in. Make yourself comfortable.

Thank you.

Thank you, girl.

Did you care for some champagne?

Oh, wonderful.

Champagne, huh?

and I have something important to show
you here.

What an incredible set.

Yes, is it sterling? No, it's silicone.

Keep hoping, honey.

I'm sure we'll enjoy doing business
together.

Excuse me for just a moment.

Make yourself at home.

Get a load of those tits. I could get
lost in there for a week.

Jesus Christ, what is this place?

This place has got more pussy than a
fucking cat house on Saturday nights.

It's the fucking Taj Mahal.

I thought we only did this in the
movies.

That's a good one.

Yeah. Mr.

Durgess, come with me. I'll take you to
your room.

Thank you, Kyle.

Very kind.

How many rooms do you have?

There's 36 bedrooms.

Wow.

36 bedrooms.

John, you've been to my house in Geneva.

We have four bedrooms back there.
Geneva?

Oh, yeah, right, Geneva.

If you need anything, I'll be
downstairs.

Thank you.

This is too good to be true.

God.

Guys at the station are never going to
believe this.

Thank you.

My secretary's working out a new kind of
shorthand.

I have something very special to show
you.

Oh, well, all right. Show it to me.

Well, I can't right now, but it's very
big and warm.

It has the coziest little fire pit, and
it can handle anything you want.

It's only a million dollars.

Sounds like a real bargain.

When can I see it?

Later

Mmm.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Since your bid for $1 million has been
accepted, now if you'll just sign these

papers, we'll get into escrow.

Well, I must say you girls do drive a
hard bargain, but you're very, very

convincing.

But working for you, it was worth it.
You girls can work for me any time you

want.

Oh,

Mr. Durges.

Yes, Karen?

I'd like you to meet a fellow oil man,
Hubert Fielder.

Victor Durges III.

What company did you save it from?

Durges. What's Ohio?

Durges Oil. I don't believe I've ever
heard of that.

Excuse me. I had an engineer once by the
name of... Victoria was just trying to

show me a house.

I have the perfect house for you.

Olivia and Samantha are going to take
you there right now.

No, I'm not Victoria.

Don't you have something to do,
Victoria?

Oh, well, all right.

You'll just love it.

What are you doing when you're not
working?

Oh, I try to enjoy myself.

Hey, John.

Take a memo.

I'd like you to contact the Houston
branch.

Find out what's happening with that
offshore deal.

Can you really read that?

He's got his own form of shorthand.

Oh, really?

Sure, I'd love to teach it.

How about tonight, baby?

And contact McFarland.

I want to find out about that shipping
agreement.

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
it. I've got it all taken care of.

Samantha?

Pull over.

Why are we stopping?

I got some business I want John to take
care of.

What business, V.D.? I'd like to read
that lease agreement for the new

offices. What? I want to have it ready
for me tonight.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Come on, John.

The most sensational part of the house
is the view.

Isn't it beautiful?

Well,

how do you like it?

Well... I'll buy it.

Oh, great.

If the two of you will move in with me.

I think that could be arranged.

Yeah?

If you want, we can stick the bid in
today.

I think we should stick it in right now.

But, Mr.

Jurgis... Call me Victor.

But we could lose our jobs.

Hey, what are you worried about your
jobs? You got me.

How could we be sure?

Listen, trust me.

You girls look after me, and I'll look
after the two of you.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Okay, let me see.

I got it.

Ooh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Rub them together now. Come on,
rub those tits together.

Oh, yes.

Yes, babies. Rub those tits. Come on,
rub them together. Let me see those

tits, babies.

Let me see those tits, babies. Come on,
let me see.

Let me see. Get them together.

Oh, yeah. Get them together.

That's it. Oh, lick it up.

Oh, lick that nipple out.

Mm-hmm.

Once you get under here.

Suck it, that's it.

Yeah,

get it.

Hey, why don't you get the balls?

Come on up here now, lick my balls. Come
on.

Good girl.

Look at that.

Good.

Come on, lick it.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Come on. Oh, come on. I miss you, honey.
Come on back up there. I miss you.

That's it. Lick those balls, honey. Lick
those balls. Come on. Lick them.

Come on, honey. Lick those balls for me.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes. Wow.

That's up and down. Go on. Go get it. Go
on. Get that car.

Yes.

Hey,

Vic!

I'm sorry to do this, but it's extremely
important. What the hell is going on?

The Security Exchange Commission has to
meet with you right away.

Get out of here, John.

You better look at this, Vic.

The SEC is going to suspend the trade of
your stock in 20 minutes unless you get

down there right away.

You take care of it, you hear me?

You're telling me I have full authority
for me.

I've already done that, Dick.

They won't deal with me.

You better get down there yourself,
otherwise it's going to cost you

millions.

Hey, hey, are you stealing a taxi?

Yeah, wait a minute, he'll be right out.

Okay, John.

Come on. I want to talk to you.

I'll be right back, girls. Just wait
right there.

What the fuck are you doing?

Come on. We'll talk about it outside.

Come on. Jesus Christ.

Victor hated to leave you alone, so I'm
filling in.

your heart, of course. Yeah.

Stay right there.

Who's that one over there?

Oh, come meet my pet.

It's my pet.

Nice pussy.

Eat the fucking good.

Mmm,

pretty pussy.

Oh, Seth.

Yeah, let's go over and cum on this
bitch over here.

I don't know what I'm doing.

You know,

I really got to cum, too. You know, I'm
getting kind of frustrated sucking all

these bitches, right?

I just cum on her.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yes, honey. Thank you very much. I
made it just in time. Oh, good. Well, I

hope you still want the house.

Of course, yes. Well, just get the
papers ready and we'll sign them. We'll

get them ready right away.

Great.

Well, hello there.

Hi there, sweetheart.

How are you doing?

So, uh, how'd you like it?

That was really great, you know. You
give the best tips.

girl show, dude. Well, it wasn't big
enough.

You know, I'm looking for someplace
really nice with a pool.

Well, I know a place like that for sale,
but it's a lot more money. Excuse me.

Sure. Do you have anything in the
mountains?

I'd like to spend some time alone.

You know what I mean?

You know, that was really

weird the way that they were talking
this afternoon.

Yeah, there's something suspicious about
that.

Is his name Victor?

You check the map yet, hon?

No, don't worry. I think the girl's got
his head spinning.

Yeah, what's got me worried is that I'm
afraid that Victoria's moving in on him.

Don't worry.

We'll show him the house with the indoor
pool tomorrow.

We'll get him to sign financial forms,
and we're going to run a check.

Okay. Well, you're the boss, Karen.

See you in the morning. See you all
later.

I'm going to watch that.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, my hat. Get my hat.

Put it on.

I'm going to have to start all over
again.

Oh, by the way, I have

500 G's of undeclared money that I want
to give you for the deposit on my house,

okay?

Sure. Anything you say. Okay.

I'll give it to you next week, all
right? Mm-hmm. All right.

Let's ride them.

Yeah,

ride them. Come on, cowboy.

Come on, girl.

Come on, baby.

Let's go. Come on, come on, come on.

Ride them, cowboy.

It's crazy if you sign those papers.
When they run a credit check, we have

had it.

Listen, asshole, I know what I'm doing.
It's five o'clock in the east. They

won't find out anything until Monday.

I'll put things in motion and you'll be
in the house before you know it.

Oh, yeah, you've been great, Karen.

Thanks a lot. We'll catch you back at
the house a little bit later.

Hollywood Star Realty.

Hi, Hubert.

Yeah, Karen.

I just got word from my home office. I'm
going to have to be heading out sometime

tomorrow afternoon.

Is there some time you and I can get
together?

I don't know. I'll have to get back to
you.

Hey, you find anything out on those two
clowns yet?

No, I won't know anything until Monday.

Everything's closed for the weekend.

Huh. Hey, if you want, I can make some
phone calls for you if you're worried.

Not really, but it can't hurt.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

time I played tennis was with Princess
Margaret Wimbledon.

Why are you such a big shot?

I didn't know Princess Margaret played
tennis.

Yes, our London office is the next door
to Buckingham Palace.

I happen to play with her quite often.

Oh, I've always wanted to go to London.

Well, if you play your cards right, I'll
take you with me.

Hey, what about me?

I want to get two.

That's right, take us all to London.

Wait a minute!

Listen, I got an idea.

I'll play all three of you in tennis,
and if you win, I'll take you all to

London.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Tom, just a minute.

This isn't working.

Well, girls, I guess that's it. You
lose. Oh, I wasn't scared.

Really wasn't. Come here, John.

Nice. Oh, do these float?

Oh, no, it's just that we like to see
all of our customers come clean.

Oh, I see.

I'll do my best.

Oh, my.

Oh, is he happy? Well, you know, this is
very nice.

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

I am pretty dirty, though, girls. You'll
have to work hard.

We know you're dirty.

Yeah, how it is in the oil. They just
get all over you. Oh, that's just too

bad. Yeah, it takes weeks to get out.

Oh, poor baby.

You work so hard.

That's a little more in the genital
area.

Fuck my cock.

Fuck it, baby. Fuck it.

Fuck you, bitch.

Yeah? Who's the smallest there?

Is that you, Tori?

All right, get over here. Come on.

Why don't you get up here, sweetheart?

All right.

Come on, let me give it to her.

Thank you.

oh yeah

I don't know.

Thank you.

new shafts every day.

You never know when you're going to hit
another gusher.

The important thing is we're always
looking for new places to drill.

Well, do you think that this is the
place?

Yes, ma'am.

I think California is going to open up a
whole new area of untapped resources.

Yes.

Excuse me, Karen. Hubert is waiting for
you. Oh, could one of you guys help me

up?

Sure enough.

Oh, my.

Hmm. Holding on the prayer you'll say,
well, I'm right.

Well, it don't.

Yes, baby.

Hi. How's my sweetheart?

Hi. There's your money, honey. Can I
look?

Mm-mm.

Go on.

Now, you take good care of that.

All right. Look it, sweetheart.

I'm running real late.

I've got my plane. It's waiting for me
at the airport.

I want you to be a good girl.

I want you to be well for me. I want you
to do everything we talked about.

I'll give you a call when I get back.

By the way, those two idiots you've been
running around with,

they're as phony as $9 bills.

No, I don't believe it.

You better believe it, because...

All right, Mr. Oil Man, come out now.

Can, call the police.

I don't think you want to call the
police with all that illegal cash lying

around.

Can, give me the money.

Look, sir, I can be doing business now.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes!

Okay, old man, we're pulling the shots
when you're on it. Just hold it.

And it's over.

Victor,

what's going on?

Oh, Victor Durgis III just struck oil
again.

I think I'll take all you girls on a
nice vacation somewhere.