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Doors time locked not for a long 30 seconds. We're in you sure this tested out the algorithms this morning

Yeah, so much for that early morning breakfast. I was looking forward to

We've got company

You are so busted

See what I see we'll need a 27 meter approach in a speed of 93 miles per hour and exactly 12 seconds

Who they think they are Johnny Knoxville

Yes, so

And that's why you should always wear your helmet

Seen here during their arrest these so-called biker twins already back on the street having acted as their own lawyer and

Securing a low bail the judge cited a shortage of eyewitnesses in approving their motion

Prosecutors are weighing the possibility that spider-man

Fabricated the entire event of course

Spider-man commits the crime fights with the nearest person hence crime fighter

Hey, don't dork to spider-man the dude rocks hits like a linebacker moves like a wide receiver

Yeah, wonder how much of that stolen cash ended up stuck to greedy webbed fingers

Hey, it was on the news spider-man left the bag of money webbed to the train overpass

Hey Peter MJ, so you're playing on the quarterback's team now. I'm just agreeing with him about back way off Parker

I don't need you agreeing with me, but I'm on your side

Not a chance if I root Packers you better pull for the Bears don't be a thug flash you lost me flash

How did we get from spiders to Bears?

I lost you because you can't keep up with my brain power keep up

I'm giving myself a headache slamming on the brakes and going into reverse. I'll have you know smart guy

I'm off to meet with my tutor bet you don't have one of those

Hope there isn't as much paperwork as last time. I really mean my head hurt today. You start with the tutoring, right?

Actually, the ad simply said you would get better crates. Whoa. You ain't gonna stick me with that. Are you?

Of course not. That's what the robotic arm is for

Okay, okay, hold on I didn't sign on for no alien autopsy hmm actually you did all that paperwork remember

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How do you feel like I'm gonna have to open a can of whoop acid these blood proteins don't quagulate

Whoa, where did that come from? My head feels funny cramped. Those are ideas. Mr. Thompson. You'll get used to those

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Hello Peter Parker Peter, it's indie. What are you doing right now?

About to swing by campus swing your butt over to Empire one. I've got something very hot and juicy for you

Hot and juicy

Remember those bikers spider-man nabbed at the train crossing yesterday. I have the skinny on them and it's a doozy

I have one more class this afternoon. Can we meet after that? I'll make it so worth your while

Help me in

That was work, what were you thinking?

Ladies such supple visions of collegiate loveliness. I have seldom beheld smooth

But that love token on your neck suggests you've beheld plenty

Sally Johnson flash Thompson the honor of your acquaintance is entirely my own

Tutor seems to be helping you have a tutor. Does he do English lit? Let me try. I've been reading up you

reading

English

Okay, let's see we have to write an essay on

Ruritania, ah, yes

fictional European Kingdom north of Czechoslovakia

It appears an Anthony hopes the prisoner of Zenda and was used to a musing effect in Nicholas Meyers the 7% solution

So which way you ladies headed?

I'll tell you whatever you think of that big loogie. You got to give him credit

He must be dating the human blowfish or maybe that vacuum cleaner that picks up bowling balls

Or you know, maybe it's those giant mosquitoes they've spotted on the football field

Thanks for the attempted fake-out, but it doesn't bother me

India and I are on a hot and juicy story hot and juicy connecting with Indy through mutual interests makes a lot more sense than

simple chemistry

Well, I know about biology and look in Indy's eyes says monogamy whoo-hoo

Officer Barr said that the two bikers twins in fact where the dumbest clods he had ever arrested

This is all just casual between us right one of them. I forget which one let's just call him thing one

He shot off his left toe trying to reload his gun in the middle of a robbery because casual is where I'm at

I just want to be clear

They underwent a psych evaluation in prison and scored in the double digits on the IQ test and if it is more than casual

Well, we should talk about it double digits is having trouble tying your own shoes

What the hell are you talking about being casual?

Peter I think you know that I'm available to you at any time after hours

And in fact, I'm looking forward to it

But I have hopes and dreams and a story like this could make them all come true now

Are you in or are you out?

I think what you're really asking is how do the bumpkin twins go from double-digit IQs to that high-brain heist and arguing their

way out of jail

exactly

The headaches are getting worse muscle electrification has kicked in temporary side effects

The experiments going fine as long as we keep the injections on schedule

We know it's the brain boosters that are making us weak yet

We need more of it before we get stupid again quite the conundrum

I have a new test subject that might help maybe you've heard of him flash Thompson

Yes, you football star same baseline as you were all brawn and no brains

Just give us back our strength permanently. Don't you think I want that to happen without you two going on crimes breeze

I wouldn't have any funding at all

Hey, can you vacuum my apartment when you're done here vacuum this

Oh

If music be the fruit of love

Play on give me excess of it that's surfiting the appetite may sicken and so die

Oh, you're saving them on array. Come let you see the suit key and a spare sir the violet

Did I just switch to French?

Sorry, why flash? I simply must get the name of your tutor. Okay. It's not a hickey. It's a whole new brain

Yeah

Flash are you all right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine

further performances a non

Catch you later. Hey flash about that bruise on your neck beat it Parker

Flash Thompson, right, you know my name. I follow college ball. Love your interpretation of the bard

Thanks. This is awesome. How do you get so right with Shakespeare?

Well, I have a tutor

Zellner dr. Zellner in the English Department not exactly

Maybe I should help you to the infirmary. No dorm cafeteria. I'll just go home and

I'll be fine. All right

But take it easy

Gibbs I'm an agony from my superior capitalist to my gluteus maximus

Yes, I can't believe I missed this earlier

The human metabolism simply cannot boost a brain like yours without extreme strain

How extreme at this rate? We're headed for complete system collapse system collapse

But that means that means fatal

Well, damn it. Did you try burying the cognitive baseline?

I see in other words experiment on someone who starts out much smarter than you

Then I could pinpoint the differential and create an antidote the quarterback has a good idea. Yes. Yes

But on such short notice, I wouldn't know where to find a subject and start looking

Don't blow a fuse doc. You need a pencil neck with a big brain. I know just the guinea pig

Close-ups Parker. I mean count the fibers on his spandex close

Can't you get nearer to this web spewing freak of nature? He does swing from buildings use ropes use a pulley use some imagination

Hello Pete it's your old bud flash I

Don't think we were ever buds. Come on Parker. We're in college now time to put our differences behind us, you know

This is flash Thompson, right the same guy who used to beat me up every Friday in high school. All right, I'll be honest with you

I'm in trouble and I need your help

You're asking me for help

No, that's okay, maybe you'd like to sit behind the desk just let me know

I certainly have nothing better to do in my own office. Sorry, mr. Jamison. I've got to go Parker. Get back here

I'm not done throwing you out

Got it. 23 Ulster Street is the home of Zellner laboratories flashes tutor

So I've been thinking about what we talked about, you know our relationship now

I know who's been injecting him, huh?

The track marks on flash and the biker twins Zellner must be giving them some kind of intelligence enhancer. Thanks, Andy

You're welcome

Where the hell is he? He's not coming brainiacs spider-man. I ran into Parker and took the hand off

Flash come with me. I'll take care of these two. Sorry. We need a subject now. You're a smart guy, aren't you?

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Okay, Doc, here's your smart guy. He's bursting with adrenaline. Thanks to you. It'll overwhelm the brain booster animal tranquilizer

That should take care of it

You were playing one-on-one when you should have been playing zone they faked you right into that chair flash old bloody old foul

Help me out of here. We got to stop Zellner. Yeah

Sure, but you know Zellner's my only hope if he doesn't come up with an antidote. I'm gonna die

flash

You believe in me, don't you? Hey?

What's with the chair? I thought at least there'd be a cup holder. Maybe a pop-up TV screen

Hmm. I overdid the tranquilizer. We'll just wait

Look at him

That's us three point nine minutes doc

Step on it just calculating the serum dosage

Scientific note never underestimate the superhero oops

That never happens

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Impressive, but you see I have no intention of waiting around while you call the police

Spider-man, I'm so sorry

Spider-man any sign of Peter Parker. I took his place you have internet access in that thing

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Feeling better. My legs are made out of gak. The coffees helping me think a

webcam attached it to flash Thompson

Don't look at my password. So do I at least get an exclusive for this little taxi ride?

Sure, you can get me to 30 second and Lex

You need to reverse the beta-syntic free radicals in the formula

That's it

That's the antidote. I'm afraid it's too late for you. I can't go back to the lab with spider-man there

Remember what I said reverse the beta gamma

Jeez doc. I think I was to another shot. I can't remember so well. Don't worry

You'll be dead soon enough. Just be my hostage for two more stops and it'll be

Zellner you're about to get your ass stomped

You're not only weak you're back to stupid maybe but you're still gonna get your ass stomped

Flash remember that football move you mentioned. He doesn't remember how to button his shirt

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First we take away your toys then it's nap time

Verse beta we almost lost you. What are you doing here? Well

Ran into spider-man and then I saved your life

Thank you might be in order

Thank you. Thank you. It was spider-man who saved my life. I probably would have been okay. Just a little

Feeling weak

About that exclusive, you know a superhero is nothing if he doesn't keep his word

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MJ how about wiggling some of that babies over this way flash you really know how to sweet-talk a girl

Hey the flash man can walk the talk like he talks and walks

You mean ineptly watch it Parker. I'm almost back at top form catch a brew later, babe. Sorry got a study

Whatever, what'd you see in that guy anyway? His take on Shakespeare was brilliant

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