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You
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Doors time locked not for a long 30 seconds. We're in you sure this tested out the algorithms this morning
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Yeah, so much for that early morning breakfast. I was looking forward to
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We've got company
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You are so busted
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See what I see we'll need a 27 meter approach in a speed of 93 miles per hour and exactly 12 seconds
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Who they think they are Johnny Knoxville
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Yes, so
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And that's why you should always wear your helmet
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Seen here during their arrest these so-called biker twins already back on the street having acted as their own lawyer and
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Securing a low bail the judge cited a shortage of eyewitnesses in approving their motion
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Prosecutors are weighing the possibility that spider-man
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Fabricated the entire event of course
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Spider-man commits the crime fights with the nearest person hence crime fighter
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Hey, don't dork to spider-man the dude rocks hits like a linebacker moves like a wide receiver
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Yeah, wonder how much of that stolen cash ended up stuck to greedy webbed fingers
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Hey, it was on the news spider-man left the bag of money webbed to the train overpass
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Hey Peter MJ, so you're playing on the quarterback's team now. I'm just agreeing with him about back way off Parker
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I don't need you agreeing with me, but I'm on your side
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Not a chance if I root Packers you better pull for the Bears don't be a thug flash you lost me flash
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How did we get from spiders to Bears?
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I lost you because you can't keep up with my brain power keep up
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I'm giving myself a headache slamming on the brakes and going into reverse. I'll have you know smart guy
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I'm off to meet with my tutor bet you don't have one of those
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Hope there isn't as much paperwork as last time. I really mean my head hurt today. You start with the tutoring, right?
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Actually, the ad simply said you would get better crates. Whoa. You ain't gonna stick me with that. Are you?
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Of course not. That's what the robotic arm is for
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Okay, okay, hold on I didn't sign on for no alien autopsy hmm actually you did all that paperwork remember
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Ah
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How do you feel like I'm gonna have to open a can of whoop acid these blood proteins don't quagulate
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Whoa, where did that come from? My head feels funny cramped. Those are ideas. Mr. Thompson. You'll get used to those
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I
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I
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Hello Peter Parker Peter, it's indie. What are you doing right now?
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About to swing by campus swing your butt over to Empire one. I've got something very hot and juicy for you
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Hot and juicy
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Remember those bikers spider-man nabbed at the train crossing yesterday. I have the skinny on them and it's a doozy
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I have one more class this afternoon. Can we meet after that? I'll make it so worth your while
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Help me in
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That was work, what were you thinking?
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Ladies such supple visions of collegiate loveliness. I have seldom beheld smooth
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But that love token on your neck suggests you've beheld plenty
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Sally Johnson flash Thompson the honor of your acquaintance is entirely my own
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Tutor seems to be helping you have a tutor. Does he do English lit? Let me try. I've been reading up you
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reading
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English
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Okay, let's see we have to write an essay on
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Ruritania, ah, yes
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fictional European Kingdom north of Czechoslovakia
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It appears an Anthony hopes the prisoner of Zenda and was used to a musing effect in Nicholas Meyers the 7% solution
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So which way you ladies headed?
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I'll tell you whatever you think of that big loogie. You got to give him credit
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He must be dating the human blowfish or maybe that vacuum cleaner that picks up bowling balls
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Or you know, maybe it's those giant mosquitoes they've spotted on the football field
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Thanks for the attempted fake-out, but it doesn't bother me
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India and I are on a hot and juicy story hot and juicy connecting with Indy through mutual interests makes a lot more sense than
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simple chemistry
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Well, I know about biology and look in Indy's eyes says monogamy whoo-hoo
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Officer Barr said that the two bikers twins in fact where the dumbest clods he had ever arrested
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This is all just casual between us right one of them. I forget which one let's just call him thing one
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He shot off his left toe trying to reload his gun in the middle of a robbery because casual is where I'm at
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I just want to be clear
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They underwent a psych evaluation in prison and scored in the double digits on the IQ test and if it is more than casual
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Well, we should talk about it double digits is having trouble tying your own shoes
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What the hell are you talking about being casual?
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Peter I think you know that I'm available to you at any time after hours
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And in fact, I'm looking forward to it
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But I have hopes and dreams and a story like this could make them all come true now
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Are you in or are you out?
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I think what you're really asking is how do the bumpkin twins go from double-digit IQs to that high-brain heist and arguing their
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way out of jail
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exactly
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The headaches are getting worse muscle electrification has kicked in temporary side effects
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The experiments going fine as long as we keep the injections on schedule
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We know it's the brain boosters that are making us weak yet
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We need more of it before we get stupid again quite the conundrum
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I have a new test subject that might help maybe you've heard of him flash Thompson
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Yes, you football star same baseline as you were all brawn and no brains
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Just give us back our strength permanently. Don't you think I want that to happen without you two going on crimes breeze
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I wouldn't have any funding at all
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Hey, can you vacuum my apartment when you're done here vacuum this
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Oh
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If music be the fruit of love
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Play on give me excess of it that's surfiting the appetite may sicken and so die
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Oh, you're saving them on array. Come let you see the suit key and a spare sir the violet
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Did I just switch to French?
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Sorry, why flash? I simply must get the name of your tutor. Okay. It's not a hickey. It's a whole new brain
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Yeah
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Flash are you all right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine
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further performances a non
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Catch you later. Hey flash about that bruise on your neck beat it Parker
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Flash Thompson, right, you know my name. I follow college ball. Love your interpretation of the bard
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Thanks. This is awesome. How do you get so right with Shakespeare?
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Well, I have a tutor
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Zellner dr. Zellner in the English Department not exactly
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Maybe I should help you to the infirmary. No dorm cafeteria. I'll just go home and
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I'll be fine. All right
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But take it easy
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Gibbs I'm an agony from my superior capitalist to my gluteus maximus
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Yes, I can't believe I missed this earlier
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The human metabolism simply cannot boost a brain like yours without extreme strain
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How extreme at this rate? We're headed for complete system collapse system collapse
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But that means that means fatal
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Well, damn it. Did you try burying the cognitive baseline?
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I see in other words experiment on someone who starts out much smarter than you
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Then I could pinpoint the differential and create an antidote the quarterback has a good idea. Yes. Yes
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But on such short notice, I wouldn't know where to find a subject and start looking
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Don't blow a fuse doc. You need a pencil neck with a big brain. I know just the guinea pig
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Close-ups Parker. I mean count the fibers on his spandex close
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Can't you get nearer to this web spewing freak of nature? He does swing from buildings use ropes use a pulley use some imagination
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Hello Pete it's your old bud flash I
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Don't think we were ever buds. Come on Parker. We're in college now time to put our differences behind us, you know
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This is flash Thompson, right the same guy who used to beat me up every Friday in high school. All right, I'll be honest with you
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I'm in trouble and I need your help
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You're asking me for help
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No, that's okay, maybe you'd like to sit behind the desk just let me know
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I certainly have nothing better to do in my own office. Sorry, mr. Jamison. I've got to go Parker. Get back here
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I'm not done throwing you out
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Got it. 23 Ulster Street is the home of Zellner laboratories flashes tutor
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So I've been thinking about what we talked about, you know our relationship now
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I know who's been injecting him, huh?
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The track marks on flash and the biker twins Zellner must be giving them some kind of intelligence enhancer. Thanks, Andy
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You're welcome
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Where the hell is he? He's not coming brainiacs spider-man. I ran into Parker and took the hand off
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Flash come with me. I'll take care of these two. Sorry. We need a subject now. You're a smart guy, aren't you?
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Ah
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Okay, Doc, here's your smart guy. He's bursting with adrenaline. Thanks to you. It'll overwhelm the brain booster animal tranquilizer
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That should take care of it
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You were playing one-on-one when you should have been playing zone they faked you right into that chair flash old bloody old foul
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Help me out of here. We got to stop Zellner. Yeah
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Sure, but you know Zellner's my only hope if he doesn't come up with an antidote. I'm gonna die
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flash
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You believe in me, don't you? Hey?
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What's with the chair? I thought at least there'd be a cup holder. Maybe a pop-up TV screen
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Hmm. I overdid the tranquilizer. We'll just wait
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Look at him
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That's us three point nine minutes doc
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Step on it just calculating the serum dosage
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Scientific note never underestimate the superhero oops
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That never happens
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Ah
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Impressive, but you see I have no intention of waiting around while you call the police
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Spider-man, I'm so sorry
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Spider-man any sign of Peter Parker. I took his place you have internet access in that thing
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You
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Feeling better. My legs are made out of gak. The coffees helping me think a
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webcam attached it to flash Thompson
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Don't look at my password. So do I at least get an exclusive for this little taxi ride?
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Sure, you can get me to 30 second and Lex
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You need to reverse the beta-syntic free radicals in the formula
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That's it
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That's the antidote. I'm afraid it's too late for you. I can't go back to the lab with spider-man there
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Remember what I said reverse the beta gamma
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Jeez doc. I think I was to another shot. I can't remember so well. Don't worry
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You'll be dead soon enough. Just be my hostage for two more stops and it'll be
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Zellner you're about to get your ass stomped
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You're not only weak you're back to stupid maybe but you're still gonna get your ass stomped
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Flash remember that football move you mentioned. He doesn't remember how to button his shirt
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Oh
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First we take away your toys then it's nap time
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Verse beta we almost lost you. What are you doing here? Well
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Ran into spider-man and then I saved your life
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Thank you might be in order
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Thank you. Thank you. It was spider-man who saved my life. I probably would have been okay. Just a little
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Feeling weak
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About that exclusive, you know a superhero is nothing if he doesn't keep his word
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Yo
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MJ how about wiggling some of that babies over this way flash you really know how to sweet-talk a girl
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Hey the flash man can walk the talk like he talks and walks
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You mean ineptly watch it Parker. I'm almost back at top form catch a brew later, babe. Sorry got a study
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Whatever, what'd you see in that guy anyway? His take on Shakespeare was brilliant
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You
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