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Why are you doing this to me?
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Why?
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I know he didn't see us.
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Are you sure he can't hear?
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That's what the helmet's for.
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Attention all Sigma Alpha Chi wannabes.
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This is your one-way trip to the Gamma Gamma Gamma Sorority Nude Beer Bash.
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Anybody interested?
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I don't know who you are, but I do not like this.
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We'll leave him in the Bronx somewhere.
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Gotta teach these plebes they're not Sege Kai worthy.
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Guys, come gettin' Loseritis.
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Sorry Gary, you're on geek duty.
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Hey, it's a rented limo, gotta make sure he doesn't wet the seat.
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You shouldn't have done this.
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I am so sick of this sort of thing.
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Whatever.
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Duh.
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I can't.
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Duh.
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Duh.
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He's squirming around that here.
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He's not going anywhere.
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Duh.
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When are people gonna learn?
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It's New York.
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Nothing beats the subway.
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Max Dillon?
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Duh.
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Let's see, I'm backwards, so...turning the batteries... sorry!
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Don't worry buddy.
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Duh.
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Hey.
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Duh.
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Where?
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Oh.
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What?
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Whoa.
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What the hell?
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This is concrete!
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Are you okay?
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Any idea who did this to you?
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No!
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No!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Let's knock our brilliant heads together and discuss alkoxy-mercuration.
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Alkoxy-mercuration.
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And, of course, I don't have to tell you any of this because you've all read your chapters.
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But alkoxy-mercuration involves the addition of mercury, mercury and an alkoxy group to
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a double bond.
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Proceeds via the formation of a cyclic-mercurinium ion, usually by a solution of mercuric acetate
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in an alcohol.
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The alcohol attacks the more highly-substituted carbon.
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We then follow this with a sodium borohydride reduction.
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Does anyone know what the result of...
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Ether?
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Excuse me?
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The result is ether, Dr. Williams.
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Yes, Mr. Parker.
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The result is ether.
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But that doesn't change the fact that I find lateness completely unacceptable.
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I apologize.
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I overslept.
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For three o'clock, class?
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I think I need a new alarm clock.
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Actually.
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All right, class, please review your periodic tables for tomorrow and be prepared to discuss
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oxidation.
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Will you be joining us, Mr. Parker?
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Yes, ma'am.
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So I begged the bugle to give me an actual job, not just the freelance stuff.
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What would they say?
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They told me McDonald's is hiring all shifts.
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Dude, all the fries you can eat.
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You don't even need to supersize.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, MJ.
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Wow.
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Is that Harry Osborn awake before 6 p.m.?
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Yeah, what's up with that?
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Sigma party tonight.
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You there?
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There's a party?
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Yeah, I'm there.
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You?
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Oh, yeah, I'm definitely party-deprived.
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There's a party?
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Hello.
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What's the diff, Pete?
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Every time anyone anywhere asks you to do anything, you're, like, unavailable.
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Not always.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey.
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Hey, Pete.
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There's a party tonight at the segments.
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Want to come?
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I got to study.
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How about if I come late?
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He's not coming.
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I'm serious.
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He is so not coming.
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Yeah.
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Unless later means...
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Never.
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Hello?
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I said I'm coming.
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What am I, invisible?
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The police are still checking spiders.
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What do you mean?
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What are you doing?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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The police are still checking Spider-Man's involvement in the runaway vehicle.
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Give me a break.
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Just a little one, even.
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Dude needs a publicist.
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He does?
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I mean, yeah.
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Does he ever?
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You okay?
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Depends on how you define "okay."
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Okay.
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For starters, what happened to your face?
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Here's a young college student from Empire State University was trapped inside...
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You were there?
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That was me in the car.
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Man!
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Who would do that?
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I don't know.
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I couldn't see or hear on account of the duct tape and stupid helmet over my head.
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They nabbed me in the alley right over there, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's some A-wipe
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on campus.
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It's sure full of them.
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You know, Peter, sometimes this whole college thing feels like high school all over again.
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For once, I just like to...
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I don't know, not be a human pinata.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you know what they say.
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"College is just high school with ashtrays."
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Whoa.
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Now, there's a guy who knows how to do cool.
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Doug Reisman.
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Max, come on.
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Don't.
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Hey.
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Uh...
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Hey.
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Yeah?
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Uh, yeah.
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Um...
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Uh, Max.
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Max Dillon?
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I-I'm pledging you guys.
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Oh, I mean, um, I-I'm hoping to pledge into Sigma, you know?
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It's rush week, you know?
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I mean...
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Well, not-not-not now.
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Well, Sigma's a great house.
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You definitely ought to give it a shot.
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Well, yeah, I-I was just, like, like, you know, saying hey and all that.
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So I-I'm sorry.
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What was your name again?
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Max Dillon.
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Max-Max Dillon.
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Max Dillon.
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We're having a little soiree tonight.
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You should definitely come by.
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What?
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Sincerely.
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Bring some food.
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A nice casserole would be lovely.
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Really?
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No.
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Cool.
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I'll-I'll be there, man.
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Thanks.
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Come on, Max.
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Let's go.
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I'm talking to people.
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Is there a problem here?
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Actually, I think the problem was just starting to go away.
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I'm looking a little too good there, Peter.
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Let's get out of here, Max.
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Those guys aren't worth it.
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Why?
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'Cause they wanted me instead of you?
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Just stay out of it, Peter.
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Hey, Harry.
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007 just called.
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He wants his life back.
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Harry Osborn.
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Harry Osborn.
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Speaking of which, Mr. Suavebola, I can't believe you're in the same fraternity as that
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loser Doug Reisman.
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It's a time-honored Osborn family tradition.
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Join an obnoxious fraternity.
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Learn the people skills necessary to take control of a multinational corporation.
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Start having martinis every night before dinner.
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That's a great story.
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Can you tell it again?
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Of course.
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I don't know what's supposed to happen next on account of Spider-Man murdering my father.
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So, I just accelerated the whole process.
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Whatever.
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You sure you don't want to come to the Sigma Alpha Chi party?
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Yeah, that would be nice if I didn't blow it so bad in Professor Williams' class today.
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Oh, suit yourself.
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Well, by the way, MJ and I have got a little bet going.
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I've got 25 riding on you not showing up.
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For some reason, she believes in you.
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Hey, bro, Doug.
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Yeah, later.
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Okay.
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Who's Mr. Logan?
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That's Max Dillon.
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He was in high school with us.
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Who was?
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Huh.
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Guess he didn't make a big impression.
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He's harmless.
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Max Dillon, you've been chosen to enter the inner circle of the Sigma Brotherhood Council.
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Follow me.
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Max Dillon, surrounding you is the sacred inner circle of the Sigma Grand Council.
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Charged with the solemn responsibility of selecting those who shall become our brothers
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for life.
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Each has sworn an oath to protect the ranks of the Sigma Brotherhood.
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Do you understand?
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Yes, I understand.
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Are you now ready to receive their judgment?
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I am.
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Then we shall begin.
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Brothers of Sigma Alpha Chi.
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Let's say you to Max Dillon.
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No, but I thought...
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Commence the rejection ritual.
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Sucks to be you.
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Hey, Max, what's wrong?
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Are you okay?
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I hope you are brought and done.
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Max?
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I'm so stupid.
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Oh, God, I'm so stupid.
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Max, I'm so stupid.
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I'm so stupid.
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I'm so stupid.
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I'm so stupid.
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Max, I'm so stupid.
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What the hell?
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This isn't studying.
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It should be no big.
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Why not just go to a party like everyone else?
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Just 'cause I'm not like everyone else?
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I bet the X-Men get to go to parties.
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Would the world like come to an end if Spider-Man took one lousy night off?
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What
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I
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Hate you all it's lights out time static, man
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Oh
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Cute trick. Where were you when we had an energy crisis?
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Not very civic-minded
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Stay out of my way deal right after this
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Oh
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Sorry
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You are grounded more ways than one
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Oh
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You didn't think I could be one of you you didn't think I was good enough
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Let's see how you like joining my club
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Oh
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Seriously, so what's your deal Sparky?
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Max what's happened to you don't know they don't understand max. You can't do this to innocent people. No one is innocent
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Look who's got power
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Doesn't have to be like this. I know what it's like
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You
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Max
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No idea what he really is
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Harry come on come on
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Hello good guy saved your butt me
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Oh
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Police say they are still seeking spider-man for questioning about the incident
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But campus sources tell this reporter that if it wasn't for spider-man, there would have been a far greater loss of life
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I hope I never have to see anything like that again
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If you could have seen the hate in that that creature's eyes, I
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Must have just missed it Doug sure pissed off a lot of folks, but he didn't deserve to get fried
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Just missed it you were there. Uh-huh. I got there late. Like I said, I would I couldn't find you guys
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He showed you only 25 bucks
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After all hell broke loose that doesn't count whatever
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I'm just glad you two got out of there in one piece
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They're starting to close up. We better go. Yeah
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You coming in a minute
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Ever wonder what my life is like
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It's like this
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Choosing the sight of good doesn't necessarily make you a hero
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Not with everyone on the other hand there are worse fates. I
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Just hope wherever Max is
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He's finally found some peace
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