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Who says college is all about cracking the books and all nighters in the library?

We're really all here to have fun, fun, fun.

Unfortunately when I say we, I don't mean me.

Generally I'm a single fun kind of guy, maybe without the exclamation point.

Parker.

What the hell are you doing?

Nothing, sir.

I hope you're not thinking you'd rather be out there having mindless enjoyment.

Instead of helping me rewrite the textbook on cell regeneration.

No, sir.

I was just about to check the regeneration rate.

You say it like you're checking your email.

Have I not made clear the importance of this experiment?

No, I get it, sir.

Reptilian DNA somehow can program cells to reconstruct missing appendages.

Legs, skin, climatosaurus kini, the frilled lizard, attacked by a predator.

It'll leave its tail behind so it can escape only to grow a new one later.

Interesting feature.

And, I suppose if man could do that...

You're finally getting it.

What would someone like me give to regenerate an arm?

An industrial accident takes it away and an injection of hybrid DNA brings it back.

Time to incrementalize the enzyme reagent, how's it holding?

Cellular regenerations at a rate of two to the third power every ten seconds.

My god.

This is better than I expected.

Yeah, you know what, uh, I'm gonna need some time to analyze these results.

Maybe you should go out and have some fun after all.

We always work till exactly eight o'clock.

Not tonight.

Well, good night then.

I'm gonna have to go.

I'm gonna have to go.

I'm gonna have to go.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

You look familiar.

Harry, do we know this guy?

Hmm.

I had a roommate once, sorta his size, but I didn't see his face much.

Dude was always working or studying.

Alright, cut it out.

Some of us have to earn our mocha chino money.

So lose the studying.

Fine.

So what kind of fun, fun, fun are we having tonight?

Um, well, Harry was having me look at his dad's will.

Yeah, and, uh, I was checking out the view of the Oscorp building to see where my dad's

office is.

Do balloons come with that package?

Okay, you got us.

Harry hasn't exactly been all fun-loving-y today.

I wasn't gonna mention it if you didn't.

I mean, I figured you'd want to take your mind off of it.

You remembered?

It was the anniversary of your dad's death, tomorrow.

You remembered.

Harry was just asking if we could help him go through his dad's things, now that the

estate is settled.

Hey, I'm sorry to even ask, but don't be.

So give the laptop a rest.

I'll buy you a mocha chino.

Oh my god, the laptop!

I forgot to give Doc Conner tonight's readouts.

Like I said.

Hiya Doc, hey, you're a little late tonight.

Usually I can set my watch by ya.

How about if you just take the truck?

Furman, that's what you are.

Someone talking to you?

I was just offering my observation.

Parasites have gotten a bad rap, when in fact, they're a necessary part of the animal ecosystem.

Furman... should be wiped out.

We'll see who gets wiped out.

Hi, are you the local welcome wagon?

I'm here to give you a brush-up course in manners.

Okay, we'll move right to the advanced course.

What the?

So Spider-Man's in cahoots with street thugs now.

Well, guess this one didn't count on getting double-crossed.

Didn't you hear me?

Spider-Man saved me.

Yeah, right?

As for that punk, he should be strung up till his eyeballs are pecked out by genus Strigiformis.

Owls.

I don't think they actually like eyeballs.

Parker, I thought I told you to go home.

I was trying to catch up with you with the lab results.

You mean this kid was there, too?

See anything, kid?

No, it all happened so fast.

How do you know how fast it happened if you didn't see it?

Actually, I...

You, kids.

You want your fancy clothes and your MP5s, but God forbid you should stick your neck out

for anyone.

Three.

It's an MP3.

Whatever.

See if you can jog your memory in the next 24 hours.

I'm going to talk to you down at the precinct.

Whoa.

Nice place.

Sure beats a cubby at the Empire U library.

I used to come here all the time as a kid.

Why'd you stop?

Let me ask you something, Pete.

Have you ever seen my dad from age 14 till college?

Dad was pretty much working around the clock.

The important thing is, you know he loved you.

Yeah.

Guess that's why he wanted to protect all these photos by keeping them in the draw here.

We'll help you, Harry.

Hey, going through this stuff, it might be cathartic.

Fine.

But promise not to throw around too many hundred-dollar words, Mr. Cathartic.

Well, shouldn't take more than two or three days if we all pitch in.

I can pitch, long as I leave the game in two hours, date with a cop.

So I don't get it.

The doc sent you home.

But then you come trawler-lying back just after we nabbed the perps.

Yeah, I was, um, out looking for a payphone, actually.

Out looking for a payphone?

To call for help.

Oh, right.

That's where I know you're from.

Ripley's, believe it or not, you're the only 18-year-old in Manhattan without a cell phone

glued to his head.

What happened is, um, my battery died.

Did you or did you not see, said perpetrators?

Stay here.

The generator will kick on in a sec.

You're in need of assistance, simple booking quarter.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

On the ground, now!

You're under arrest.

Amazing.

Lizard tail, lizard foot, spider man, lizard, spider.

Cop, well, it's good to know there's the occasional human in your viewfinder.

This god-forsaken town is overrun with animals.

Actually, spider man is a man, sort of.

Oh, goody, he's a man.

So what's next?

The human rat?

I can think of a candidate.

Hey, wonder if that one's taken.

The human rat, outlives entire civilizations, overruns whole cities at will.

Huh?

Huh?

What do you think?

I'm not sure if...

Why the hell am I asking you?

You're a photographer, shutterbug, an overpriced one of that.

I didn't even invoice these.

Miss Brandt, get me an invoice for Peter Parker's stat.

Four, five, six photos, 25 bucks each.

Take a 125 even.

But...

Whatever it is, save it.

You're wasting time.

Go snap some shots.

Just remember, this is a high-class newspaper, not animal planet.

Doc Connors.

Parker.

You canceled class.

You never canceled anything.

Stay back.

I thought your experiments were promising.

Maybe we should continue.

Yes, on myself.

You sure you're all right?

Maybe I should get you to the infirmary.

No.

Those papers.

You're writing up your experiment?

Can't write without the right arm.

Know how I lost it.

You mentioned an industrial accident.

Government contractor.

Testing.

New kind of explosive.

You were involved in that?

Of course not.

Studying reptiles.

George's swamp.

No one knew I was there.

After 10 years, court threw out my case.

Someone pulled strings.

Go home, Parker.

Sir, you're not well.

Please... go... now.

I knew my father had military contracts.

This stuff is weird beyond belief.

Drugs for human enhancement?

And get this.

Wide area fragmentation explosive round.

Wafer.

Must be really top secret to keep it in his own desk.

Maybe you should just leave it.

Sorry this isn't going faster.

No, no.

I understand.

It's a bad walk down memory lane here.

You know, you're right.

I shouldn't be reading all this stuff line by line, plus we really should save some work

for Peter.

Go get some dinner.

In fact, I'll meet you later and buy you dinner.

Harry, man.

If you want to be all by your lonesome, my ego can handle it.

I just need some time to digest this stuff is all.

There's so much about my father, I didn't know.

You okay?

Yeah.

I'm okay.

What?

For a second, seeing you behind the desk.

You looked just like some of those photos of your father.

I've compared three DNA samples, stray hairs from Doc Connor's lab coat, skin particles

on the clothing fragment I found on the police station roof, and these strange scales I picked

up from his papers.

All three have DNA from the same individual, Dr. Connor's.

But the genetic sequencing has changed over time to resemble reptilian DNA.

As much as I respect Dr. Connor's and his work, I have no choice but to confront the

truth about the kind of man my father really was.

The last few days of his life, he seemed different.

I know he didn't deserve to die by Spider-Man's hands, but some of these documents indicate

strange experimental work at Oscorp.

Sir?

Dr. Connor's... Doc?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Hey, Scaly!

Know where I can get a little tail?

Spider-Man.

Get out of here.

Why are you helping me?

Go on.

Go.

Good.

I seem to have your undivided attention.

It's not too late to turn this thing around, is it, Dr. Connor's?

Yes, police.

We've got an emergency here.

I think I can help you.

I know all about your experiments.

Think about it, Doctor.

You have your arm back, but at what price?

We don't live in a jungle.

I have to turn you in.

Spider-Man, you and your accomplice are under arrest.

Accomplice?

We just met.

We got 'em both.

Let's get 'em through a holding sample.

Dr. Connor's, listen to me.

We can get you help, and if you struggle, you'll just fall.

Genus Aranii, at your service.

Harry?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I guess.

No broken bones.

Right.

I heard Spider-Man was here.

Yeah.

He was here.

Okay, okay, don't make me wish I'd gone out the window.

We'll help you get through this.

Whatever you need.

What I really need is for you two to go out and get me a pizza.

Let me guess.

You want to be alone again.

Mushroom and pepperoni would be nice.

I'm buying.

In that case, Harry has so much anger.

Yeah, I don't envy him.

Look at you.

Do I have food on my face?

No.

You lost your parents, then your uncle, then for a while, me.

Yet the last few days, all you can think of is your friend Harry.

I think of myself plenty, it's just- Thanks for letting me do that.

Not a problem.

Okay, maybe I'm fun, fun, fun after all.

See, that's the thing about life.

It's always on the move.

If you look in the right place, you can never be sure what you'll find.