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All right.

Hey, food's ready.

Let's go.

Uh, no.

I'm hanging out. I'm watching TV, relaxing. Just, no, I'll be in there in

a little bit.

Leave me alone. Mom wants to eat with the family.

Come on, let's go. No, fuck off. Come on.

Hey, I didn't come home to get harassed by you, okay? Just go and fucking...

Mom, he's not listening. Oh, my God.

Are you serious?

Just make me a plate. Bring it out.

I don't want to hang out with everybody in there.

I don't care.

Look, I just want to relax.

Can you guys just do that for me? Just make me a plate. Bring it out here.

Whatever.

This is bullshit.

Yeah, go do your job.

Jeez.

Can't I get any peace when I come home? This is so fucking stupid.

All of the in-laws, I'm having to deal with your grandma saying, oh, the mashed

potatoes are too lumpy, and oh, the turkey isn't done well. I'm having to

deal with all that, and oh, don't you ever clean the house?

Your dad's not getting off of his cell phone. He's giggling like a little

schoolgirl. Your sister won't get off of her cell phone. I mean, I'm beyond

stressed. And then with your Aunt Deb asking me if I'll take her daughter,

because you're at college, I have an extra room.

And you wonder why I don't want to be around them either?

Okay, you don't have to. You have to stay here.

You're going back to college.

I have to live then. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Mom. I know that I'm just acting like a selfish jerk.

You are. I am so stressed out right now. I mean, your dad has not touched me.

Are you serious?

I think the last time that I had anything was when I helped you.

Yeah. Oh, ma'am. I didn't know, Mom. I'm so sorry.

When you come home, and you pull this attitude?

Look, what can I... Look, is there anything I can do to maybe make you a

little less stressed out?

You should probably stop touching me like that.

You're right. You don't deserve to be treated like that.

Why don't you, you know, why don't you just stay with me for a couple and we'll

go back down there when we're a little bit more, you know, Feeling ready to

deal with all that crap?

With your grandma right downstairs.

Yeah, why not?

Why not?

Why not?

You've gotten a little more aggressive since going off to college.

I know. I know what you want to do with that.

Yeah, it's been a while.

This is okay, right? Oh, yeah, it's fine.

Okay, I missed you, Mom.

Oh, my God.

I'm glad you came home.

And why your dad doesn't ever get off of his phone?

Have you learned how to do that at school yet?

I just like watching you do it.

Mom, I'm very thankful.

I have a lot to be thankful for myself.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's just so good.

Oh.

Dad is missing out.

Hold up, I'm coming.

I don't want it to end.

down the stairs.

We're out there now.

It's so much easier to deal with the family.

Yeah.

I don't think I'm going to mind sitting with any of them now.

I'll get to stuff your turkey.

Don't waste it.

You're not messing my hair up, are you? No. We don't want to have to fix it

again, okay?

Why don't you bend over anyway?

Can we go back downstairs?

Yeah.

Oh, definitely.

I'm so thankful for you.

Me, you, baby.

Thanks for coming home.

Anytime.

I hope we don't have to wait for Christmas.

You can plan a weekend trip.