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The sunlight,

they're going and showing a loved one

for me.

I don't normally stop to pick up guys, but I see you walking along here pretty

regular on my route to L.A. You want a hitch?

Thank you anyway, but I better not.

It's tough, weirdo.

That's awful.

Would you want to waste a Polaroid on a thing like that? I look terrible.

Ah, but if you know what to look for, it reveals the hidden deep truth of your

inner soul.

Yeah?

Yeah. Well, I never was too good at hiding my inner soul anyway.

Otherwise, you'd still be walking on the desert.

Oh, God.

How do you do it?

Oh, no.

You're anxious.

Oh, damn right.

Amen.

God damn it, what have you got there?

I'm sorry.

What's your birth time?

My what?

You know.

Your birth time.

Libra. Scorpio.

Oh, that.

I don't know.

My birthday is September 4th.

That's interesting.

Virgo.

Virgin.

Thank you.

Gee,

I'm terribly sorry. Oh, that's all right. I wasn't looking around.

You were going.

Say, can you tell me if this highway goes clear through to Los Angeles?

Sure does. In fact, I'm headed that way myself.

Got to get back to my boat in Newport.

And that's not too far from Los Angeles.

What kind of sailor are you?

I have an uncle in the Coast Guard who has a fit.

If anybody calls a boat anything but a ship.

The Navy's different.

We call boats submarines and submarine boats.

Oh, you work on submarines?

Yes. I'm a skin diver.

That must be pretty exciting.

Oh, it is. I dive pretty deep sometimes, and sometimes I hit bottom.

Oh, my Lord, Superman's here again.

Oh, I'm just going to kill him.

Look at that.

Oh, I'm going to have to speak to him.

All right.

Let me see it.

Maybe you should have said cheese.

I can't believe you.

Do you make it a habit out of sneaking up on innocent girls and scaring them

half out of their wits?

Well, I've never done it to an innocent girl.

You don't leave much of that up for chance, do you?

It's a pretty unusual sea bag you carry around.

Sort of a portable seduction kit.

All you need now is the champagne and caviar.

You know, with all those bubbles, this thing would be a bummer.

So I guess we're just going to have to set up the martinis.

Is it safe to assume those are just piminos, not stuffed with Spanish fly?

Well, if I thought I had to play that way, we wouldn't be here right now.

As long as we're here, we should introduce ourselves.

Mama told me never to drink with strange men.

And you're pretty strange.

I'll drink that. Just call me Sinbad.

Do you?

Do I what?

Sinbad.

Oh, that all depends how you mean it, but I'll let you be the judge.

That's fair.

You sure do make a powerful martini.

My pleasure.

My name, for what it's worth, is Carrie Chandler.

With a K.

That's an odd way of spelling Chandler.

No, silly.

Carrie. K-E-R-R-Y.

It's short for kerosene.

But that always sounds like a two-year-old saying kerosene.

Some of my close friends even...

Carrie,

you're a cute gal.

But sometimes you just...

Since I'm not equipped with those kind of warning signals, they've got to be

yours, sailor boy.

Press that button right in the middle.

I must have set it off accidentally.

Well, since we've been interrupted anyway, I think I'll go down to the

office and get some cigarettes.

Oh, you don't have to do that. I've got some in my purse.

Ah, but they're not menthols, are they?

Well, as a matter of fact, they are.

Well, I can't stand menthols. They make me sick.

I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.

Don't go away, he said.

Oh, I hate to ask, do you have any change?

No, I haven't.

And since we're on the subject, where's the rest of that 20 I gave you for this

room?

Oh, that's right.

I'll use that.

Snitty.

Hi.

You know something?

That's the third weekend this month you've done that.

By Christmas, I'm going to be down to a toothpick. Look, Snitty, for what I pay

you, you could buy a whole truckload of these things. Now, will you stop

grating? Do you have any phone change?

Yeah.

Here you go. No, no. I need change for a dollar.

Oh, I wouldn't think of rating your hard-earned profits. It's long distance.

Now, my lord, don't you know anybody locally? Every time you come in here,

you call the laugh girl someplace.

There you go.

I'm trying to make a phone call. Do you mind?

Not at all, dear boy. Go right ahead.

You know, I certainly hope you don't make as much of a mess of that room as

you did last week. What is it you do in that bed, anyway?

How would you like to have a mouth full of knuckles?

Well, not knuckles, really.

Will you swish out of here if you need some privacy?

Well, I certainly know when I'm not wanted.

Hello, Ginger?

Yeah, honey, this is Scott.

I ran into something real interesting this trip, and I'd like to check it out

a little more.

Yeah.

Maybe a lot more.

I'm curious as to where you keep your lighter.

That I have room for in my pocket.

Can I have a drag?

You know, let's take me to dinner, but I'm afraid I can't afford it.

Sure you can. The cigarettes are only 40 cents.

Hey!

I thought you said menthols made you sick.

Oh, yeah, they do, but that's all they had.

Ever been dressed up with no place to go?

Looks like you've been put in dry dock, Frogman.

I guess skin diving's out of season at this pool.

Ah, skin diving's never out of season.

Hey,

wait a minute.

Pull it, man.

Let me catch my breath.

Oh, just what the first aid manual say?

Oh, it's in your clothing, that's all. Hey, give it back.

Give it back. Come on. I got it now, don't I? Come on, give it back.

No.

First somebody come down here. Oh, well, then we'll charge admission.

Come on, I'm going to catch a cold. No. Come on, that's not fair. Come on. All

right. Come and get it.

You think I won't?

Oh, hi there.

Don't mind me. Just go ahead and do whatever it is you're doing.

How do you expect to make any money drinking your own pop?

Money's money. I'm thirsty.

I'm sorry about the interruption.

If I keep soft drinks in the office, I just gain a hundred pounds. You know

that? You know, I certainly envy your figure, Miss, uh... Miss, uh... Carrie,

meet Smitty.

Snitty, say goodbye to Carrie.

The name is Norman, actually. Norman.

He's been teasing me with that pedantic nickname for four months.

Snitty, do you have any minute to do or something?

Sorry, I'm not very domestic.

Either one of you would have to have change for a... No, I guess you

wouldn't, would you?

Oh, never mind. Here, I have it.

Well, I do hate to rush off like this.

All those big city folk coming up for the desert fair, you know, I just...

You'd have to get back and mind the store.

Yeah, sure, Snitty.

Go mind your business.

You know, the fair's a big local event, too, of course.

There's going to be an aerial thrill show and a rodeo with all those

marvelous young cowboys and their horses and things. And all kinds of rides.

A roller coaster and a whip. Is there going to be a fairy's wheel?

Well, sir... Yeah.

There's going to be a merry-go-round, too.

You know, I'll bet you'd have as much fun at the fair, well, almost as much

fun as you're having here.

I just heard a car pull in. I have to rush.

Ta-ta.

Oh, I could just murder you.

I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.

And what did he mean, he's seen you all these months?

Well, you know, I come home on weekends, right?

And I do stop by, and I rap with him once in a while.

Say, how would you like to go to a fair?

Oh, that sounds great.

I haven't been to one since I was little.

But I thought she had to get back to your ship.

Don't worry.

She couldn't sail without me anyway.

Now, like I said before, how would you like to go to a fair?

spin teddy the flying fool climbing straight as an arrow into the sky then

up over the top and down down down let's hope we can pull out of that dive how

about a nice wave of your hankies for a tail spin teddy ladies and gents that's

fine just fine and here he is again to show his thanks for all your kind of

work

Well,

that's not the only way to get high, you know.

Would you like to come fly with me?

Here? What do you want to do, get us both busted?

For what?

Enjoying some of my homemade brownie?

Hmm.

Bet you they're not the same kind of brownie my mother made.

Probably not.

Unless she puts some...

Instant transit, honey.

Some what?

Instant transit.

It takes you on a trip quicker.

Well, I don't care if I go very fast.

I just don't want to go too far.

Don't worry.

It's just a light show.

Here's fun in your mind.

Gene Conrad, captain of the Desert Bats skydiving team.

Careful, Gene. Don't land on any of those brave-a-poles waiting to battle

our cowboys.

Are you with me?

Not quite yet.

Here's Tailspin Teddy back for an encore.

A one, two, three, four-point turn and a vertical climb.

But somebody better tell Teddy to duck out of the way, because here comes the

Air Force for one last glimpse of all you folks here at the Desert Fair.

That does it for the Flyboys.

So just you keep your eyes on the ground for a spell, and you'll see some of the

rootinest, tootinest, rip-roarinest rodeo ridin' this side of the Pecos.

Let him go.

Down in 16 seconds flat. Real good run by Eddie Herbank of Mojave.

You'll be seeing a lot more of her trick riding later on.

That's

Bill

Karst of Joshua City, jangling with that cab that...

Let's show them how glad we are about that.

Now we come to a high point in our show today.

It's Tombo versus the big, mean Brima Bull.

Our first contestant is Buddy Brand from Palmdale.

Hang on there, fella.

Uh-oh.

Buddy couldn't be in real trouble here. His hand is caught under the rope. The

rodeo clowns are out there trying to help.

Watch your foot.

That Brima could stomp a man flat.

But you'd better give him...

Get off the boat.

Well, don't go away, folks. There's lots more action coming up here at the Desert

Fair.

Hello.

Hello? Hello?

and share this little town and raise a family.

You know that looks to me so pretty.

So pretty.

Okay.

You tell me you love me. Well, it's true.

But why am I crying?

My eyes are to you.

You tell me you love me. What more could I do to prove my love is true?

No, no, no, no, no, don't say you need me.

Cause I found someone who won't deceive me.

Love like this relaxes, cheers to the peace.

The time is on our side, and you're the one I love the most.

Hmm.

There you are with bubbles yet To

a

great weekend and a lot of fun

Would you do me a favor?

Sure.

Help me with my dress.

They're awfully heavy.

Anytime you need undressing, just give Sinbad, the sailor, a call.

How am I supposed to reach you?

You haven't given me your name, your... Oh, I've got to go. I just remembered

something. I forgot to give you some cigarettes, and I'll be right back.

Well, I know.

Well, there isn't anything you can do about that.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I'm telling you something. My feet are just killing me.

It was... Well, yes, it was marvelous, but... Did you see the cowboys?

Weren't they marvelous?

Mm-hmm.

Well, you know, as thrilling as it is, I'm glad it only comes once a year.

All right, love.

Yeah, certainly.

All right, I'll see you tomorrow, Sidney. Bye-bye.

My God, who are you calling? Raquel Welch or somebody?

Somebody. Give me four quarters.

What do I look like, the National Treasury or something? There are banks

around here, you know.

Come on, come on, come on.

Here you go.

Whoops. There.

The impetuosity of youth.

Hello, Ginger?

This is Scott.

Well, there I was, with one of my best girlfriends invited over for dinner, a

roast in the oven that I've slaved over all day long, the house cleaned up for

company, and Phil over on time for once, and where the devil was Scott Bennett?

I'm sorry if I spoiled your dinner plans, huh? I got wrapped up in

something, and I know I didn't call back like I said I was going to.

Yeah, I know all those dinners you've been making me and the parties and, you

know.

You know, I wish you'd just... Oh, I know.

You wish I'd quit trying to be a matchmaker.

But what are sisters for?

Besides running a desert commuter service, that is.

I'll pick you up at the gas station tomorrow, no later than seven.

And be there on time or we'll both get fired.

Bye.

Hello? This is Ginger Bennett.

Is Casey there?

Oh, hi, Sheila.

No, I just wanted to leave a message. Scott won't be here tonight.

Well, the cigarette machine is out of my brand. Guess I'll have to use my own.

Gary?

Why did you do that?

I heard you calling me.

I just wanted to let you know where I was.

Come over here.

Hey!

Hey, wait a minute.

Stop it.

Oh, that's enough.

You're starting to dig it.

Hmm. I'll have to remember that.

She came along, I heard a song called destiny.

But things went wrong, now I've lost my destiny.

I travel far, search by the stars

for my destiny.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

I guess your uniforms are a little bit easier to get out of.

Hold the bottom, hold the bottom.

Go ahead, now.

I'll give it to you.

Oh,

give that thing a little bit.

What is

that I hear?

Sounds like music.

Oh,

oh, oh, destiny.

Easy. Now my snails are great.

I'm skin diving.

Why the puzzled look?

I told you I had a shortage of pockets.

Well, it's not that. It's just that I haven't heard of very many guys who make

love with their socks on.

It keeps him from getting cold feet.

the whole night through

the candle

Hear your voice say, set me free.

The sun's in my eyes. The stars have gone.

Candles burn low.

Hey, old buddy.

Are we blowing this whole scene?

This has been one hell of a sweet weekend, you know.

Could it be that gal across the street is what we've been looking for all this

time?

Move, man.

Gary, Gary, are you in there?

It's me, Scott Bennett. You know, Sinbad.

I mean, what the hell is going on out here? What are you doing here?

I happen to be the weekend maid. You do make rather a mess, you know. My God,

you're a civilian.

Well, you do look rather handsome, but I like you better in your sailor suit.

You know, the glasses don't do anything for you at all. I don't care if I look

like Dracula.

Have you seen Carrie this morning?

Well, yes. She just took off about five minutes ago. Bag and baggage.

I warned you about women, dear boy.

Oh, no.

It's my fault. She's gone.

I don't know where she came from or where she's going, except maybe

somewhere in L.A.

Uh-oh, I forgot all about her. I'll see you later.

Her?

My God, another one.

Oh, hi, Ginger. I didn't hear you.

You must have been pretty absorbed.

Oh, I was. I found this rare rock on Cambrian, with traces

of gunite, and I've been going around studying on it.

So I found traces of gunite with the doctor.

Scott, you've just got 30 minutes to get dressed.

And I want you to wear your new blue suit because a girlfriend of mine is

coming over for dinner this evening.

Now hurry and get dressed while I change.

Hi, Ginger.

I'm sorry.

But the Flying Sorcerer's Spotting Club wants to swear me in tonight.

Oh, I'm going to do some swearing myself one of these days.

How do you expect to meet any nice girls at all the kooky places you go to?

Maybe I don't want to meet any nice girls.

Well, that's a fine thing to say.

You know, I have to coax Phil to work after hours on that precious computer of

his.

And even an electronic brain can't find a girl that pleases you.

Maybe the master knows that this little data-made slave would like to pull its

plug.

Anyway, with all those blind dates, babe, I'll try not to be losers.

Thanks for trying, anyway.

Oh, I haven't given up hope yet.

Casey should be the perfect partner for you.

Who? Casey, my girlfriend from back east.

She's a psych major.

She sounds like a railroad engineer.

Oh, Casey's just a nickname.

Look, sis.

It's very considerate of you taking an interest in my love life.

Let me find my own chicks my own way, okay?

Well, she'll be around a lot anyway.

So I'm sure you'll have a chance to meet her.

Now, will you hurry and get ready for work?

Ouch, I better do that. I mustn't keep Phil's little monster waiting.

Sorry for keeping you waiting. Will you step into my office, please?

Please be seated.

Now then, I have your original application to datamate Miss, uh...

Wellington.

Candace Wellington.

but you can call me Candy.

Tell me, how did you first hear about our service?

My roommate met her fiancé through Datamate and told me about the

absolutely darling personnel interviewers that worked here, including

you, Mr. Bannon.

All right, now I have to ask some rather personal questions so that we'll be able

to program our computers to select partners who meet your particular needs.

Oh, by all means.

Are you uncomfortable or ill at ease around strangers?

Why, heavens no.

I go out of my way to get acquainted with people.

And I want them to know me, inside and out.

Should we say, then, you are strongly attracted to the members of the opposite

sex?

I suppose you could say that.

Yes.

Are you generally passionate and affectionate by nature?

I'll let you answer that one, Scott.

Okay, do you enjoy entertaining friends in your home?

Are you

moderate or inhibited

about?

Never mind that.

Do you respond warmly to an opening display of affection?

How about you for me?

What do you mean?

Hello.

Hi.

Oh, hi, honey.

How's everything going after fall?

I suppose it's going just fine.

But in case you've forgotten, I'm a working girl these days.

Now, will you be so kind as to remind dear Phil that he has a date with me

tonight and not the computer?

I surely will, sugar.

Just as sure as you're a ginger Bennett.

Bye-bye Well, bye-bye yourself Scott darling

Change your pants.

Why the hell didn't you tell me you were married?

Oh Now

that would have been fitting

Could you get that? It's probably Phil.

Hi, Mr. Bennett. Is Ginger in?

Yeah, it's Phil.

I'll see if I can hush her along, okay? All right? Fine.

Your Romeo's raring to go, and so am I, or I'm going to be late for my saucer

meeting. Can I use your car keys?

They're on the dresser.

I'll sure be glad when you get your own set of wheels.

I bet you will.

But in the meantime, thanks, sis.

And watch out for that tiger in the front room, will you? He might bite.

Oh, get out of here and go play with your marshes.

She'll be right with you, Phil.

Keep your powder dry.

Play with my monster.

It's got feelings.

Hey, Jen, don't bother with that zipper. It's coming right off.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, honey.

It's a world of confusion.

Different world.

Other world.

A guy on the drain

His dream

went away

Why? Why?

Why? Why?

Why?

He looks around for the

reason.

He's a crowd.

They're not leaving.

It's a game.

It's a world of frustration.

Why?

Why? Why?

We cry.

We cry.

We cry.

The world of temptation.

Tell me, love of my life,

What's the plan for this evening?

Hold it a minute.

I've got to think.

I'd like it better if you held it while you think.

Well, a girlfriend of mine by the name of Casey is coming over in

about an hour or so, and I'd love to see how the computer would rate them.

I'm sure you know that's against company rules.

But maybe that's just what Scott needs to get his mind off of whatever's been

bugging him lately.

I'll give the monster another chance.

Oh, Phil, you're a darling.

I don't know how I can thank you enough.

Well, a thought does come to mind.

The winds are blowing,

a love song worth knowing.

For someone,

yes someone,

and maybe that someone for you.

Oh,

they cry for someone to take notice.

Love in the making takes you.

Thank you.

Oops. Damn it.

Trouble?

No, man. I just crawled under here to get some shade.

Oh, sorry.

Hey, wait a minute. I was only kidding.

Hey, wait, wait.

Look, I'm having a little trouble with the drive shaft.

A couple quick turns to the wrench will have it fixed.

But I can't reach it.

You know, a skinny guy wouldn't have any trouble at all getting under that truck.

Yeah, well, if I run into one, I'll send him over.

Hey, I'm talking about you, Popeye.

Look, I ain't got a jack.

If I had, I wouldn't be bothering you.

Now... Are you going to get under the truck and help out, or you got some

regulation about not getting your hands dirty?

Yeah, but sometimes the regulations just don't... Look, I got no regulations that

you shouldn't help out.

Hi, Sinbad.

Haven't seen you in a few weeks.

Want to hop on?

Hey!

What about my truck?

Thanks anyway. I can't wait. I've got to get going. I'll hit the ride with her.

Huh?

Riding.

All I do is keep on riding.

Oh, hi, Casey.

Come on in.

a picture of Scott.

That Scott?

Gee, I hope you're not disappointed.

He called a while ago and asked me to pick him up at 7.30.

But I'd sure love to see the look on his face when you show up there instead.

Yeah, it will be something all right.

Have you got a...

A good stiff drink.

Aunt.

Oh, well.

You feel you don't want to go back to the motel?

I don't dig that soft music.

Them candles are a shame.

Oh, you're kidding.

You've got to be kidding. You're kidding.

Knock off the violence, Admiral.

Just trying to help.

Best way to do that is to get my mind off it.

I can't understand what that guy sees sleeping out in the cold, barren desert

every weekend.

Maybe it's not as

cold and barren out there as you think.

What's Scott ever in the Navy?

Well, he was in the reserve.

That's just like going to school.

Weekend warriors, the real sailors call them.

You mean he's never seen active duty at all?

Heavens no, he gets seasick.

Oh my gosh, Phil's gonna be here any minute.

Ginger!

Can I use your car to go up to the desert?

I think I'm going to have a little fun.

Sure, my keys are on Scott's desk.

Oh, good.

You and your toys.

I hate to break up the party, but I

think every time I better get going back to the guest. I mean, no tell, hon.

You'll get your ride when I'm finished with mine.

Oh, take it easy for Pete.

Fuck the book!

Thanks for the ride, sweetie. I'll see you next week, maybe if I can walk.

Oh, no. Now, honey, come on. This time it's on me.

Oh, no. All I want to do is make a phone call and... Good grief, what is Ginger's

car doing here? Look, I've got to run. I'll see you later.

Hey, Swabby, I've got a score to settle with you.

Well, hi there, big boy.

So are your trucks still back there on the road? I guess you haven't got any

plans for tonight, do you?

No.

Well, I think the rates are cheaper for two.

Hi there. Small world, isn't it?

Ginger? Ginger, is that you?

Oh, it's been bad.

Fancy meeting you here.

Carrie?

Is that you, Carrie?

What are you doing here?

I saw my sister's car, and I thought maybe, well, you know, maybe... It's all

very simple.

Ginger lent me her car to come up here and pick you up.

When you weren't around when the gas station closed, I figured that you might

come up here.

Well, how do you know Ginger?

We're old school chums.

I'm the Casey she's been wanting you to meet all this time.

In fact, that's mainly why I drove out here, to meet you.

But I got delayed by some con artist in a sailor's uniform.

Well, I guess by now Ginger told you I'm not much of a Navy man.

But I thought you told me your name was Terry Chandler.

It is.

Casey's just a nickname for my initials. You know.

Casey?

Well, I tried to get there and explain the whole story to you.

But by the time I arrived, you'd gone, and I'd had no way of getting in touch

with you.

Casey, I love you.

For the past week, I've been kicking myself.

I haven't been able to eat, sleep, or work.

Now I walk in... Got it.

You're a nice guy.

But sometimes you talk too much.

Feel how they cry for someone to take

notice. Love in the making takes

time.

Oh,