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Thank you.

I'm running late for church, so it's time to get up.

Mom, come on.

It's my weekend.

It's my weekend, too. It's not my idea.

But Dad's already freaking out.

Why do you always stress about going to church?

I don't know.

It's like ruining the weekend, having to get up on Sunday to go to church.

I just live here.

Thanks, Mom.

I appreciate that.

Solidarity. Yeah.

Sorry.

And, you know, some things just aren't worth fighting over.

But time to get dressed. I don't know if you have time for a shower anymore.

All right. I will.

All right.

I'm up. I'll get up. Okay. Thank you.

Love you, Mom. I love you.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, honey. You finished?

No, I'm kind of thinking I need to miss church today.

That's not going to happen, because you already missed last week. We all did.

I'm kind of having some problems, though, Mom, and it's probably better I

don't go to church.

What kind of problems?

Guy problems, Mom, maybe. I don't know if you'd understand, but...

You know, something I probably shouldn't... You're going to have to

give me more than that if you want me to intervene with the big guy.

Both big guys. Yeah, the big guy and then the big, big guy.

Morning Wood.

That's your problem that you can't go to church because you have Morning Wood?

Yeah, Mom. You want me to tell your dad that you have Morning Wood and that's

why you're too aroused for Jesus today? I wasn't hoping... I was hoping you

wouldn't tell me, but...

I don't think he's going to go for that.

I don't know what to do. I've been trying to get rid of it for the last

half hour.

Well, try harder, I guess. I

don't know. I'm not a dude, but I think it, I mean, we're,

you're wasting time right now, so go whack it out or whatever the kids say.

Quickly.

If that doesn't make it worse.

All right, Mom, I'm going to hurry.

Okay. Jump top. Jump top, little buddy.

Oh, jeez.

Mom. Mom.

Why don't you tell us?

You didn't need the towel, I think.

Well, that wasn't... Are you done yet?

No, I'm still... Well, baby.

What do you want me to do? I told you I'm trying.

Time's wasted.

Well, I can't... Are you going to walk around a church like this? What will

Jesus think?

I don't know. He was a guy.

Um... What are you doing, Mom?

You used to love these.

You were quite the mom this boy back in the day.

Yeah, that's, um... Oh, wow.

That's gotten bigger.

If you're offering to help, I'll take it.

Oh, my God, Mom.

I just meant to show you the cleavage.

I guess you've seen my nipples before, especially.

Oh, my God, Mom.

They used to be where you'd eat. Aww.

We used to hang out, and you would just suck on my titties for so long. Oh, my

God, Mom.

You were a comfort feeder, and you just lay right here.

Oh, my God, Mom.

Is that a little motivation?

It's definitely helping.

It's definitely helping, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, these sensitive little nipples.

I've been doing the Stairmaster a lot lately.

It's been working on the booty.

Oh, let me see the booty, please, Mom.

Oh, God.

Help me come up with these. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good, baby. Stroke it. That's so good.

Oh, God.

Dad's not going to find out about this, is he, Mom?

No. Dad will never find out about this. No one can find out about this. Oh, God.

I'm getting close. I'm getting so close. Okay.

I brought a towel, so you just let me know.

Oh, God. Does this help a little?

Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I got to be quiet. Shh, sorry.

Oh, God.

Oh,

okay. I'm going to come.

I'm going to come. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Thank you, Mom.

You're welcome. I'll get ready for church.

I guess I'm going to be looking forward to Sundays from now on.

Thanks for your help, Mom.

I'll get ready.

I love you.

I love you too, Mom.

Yes,

ma'am.

Hey, Mom.

Time for church again.

Please get up.

I'm having the same problem I had last week.

Your man problem?

I'm trying to take care of it right now.

Okay.

Is Dad rushing like normal?

Yeah, of course. He wants to be on time.

Is there any way you can help me like you did last week?

I can try to interfere with your dad and keep him busy and stall as long as I

can. I was thinking more like...

What you did last time with maybe opening your robe a little bit?

Uh-huh. It helped.

I've been going at this for a few minutes now, Mom, and it's not going

away.

I'm just trying to think of anything I can do.

Well, I didn't really like that.

Well, we're in a situation, though.

Come on, Mom. You just keep doing that.

And, um... Oh,

God.

I don't know. This is not good.

This is not what we're supposed to be doing on Jesus Day.

Uh... Jesus Day... Uh, in the sake... For the sake of your father not

losing his shit.

Uh... Okay.

Right? Yeah, that's it.

Okay.

And... Is it helping?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

I'm kind of in a hurry.

I know, I'm hurrying, Mom. Just show me a little bit more, please.

I'm trying to get this done over here for you.

Well, I mean, we're both going to get berated and yelled at.

I know, I know. We're holding things up.

Oh, crap.

Oh, shit, oh, shit. Is that Dad?

Oh, God.

Oh, the phone.

Yeah. Yeah, he's up.

No, honey, he's up. He's fine.

We're fine.

He'll be ready on time.

I know.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

You gotta speed it up.

I'm trying to go as fast as I can, Mom.

I don't know what else to do.

I mean... It's not working, Mom.

It's gonna take too long.

I don't know what else to do, Mom.

I'm doing my best to stroke it.

Can you help me or something?

I'm... I feel like I'm helping more than an appropriate amount already, okay?

Yeah, but, I mean... My hand's getting tired, but...

It's not going away.

I don't know what else to do, Mom.

Dad's getting pissed. We're taking too long.

Faster?

I don't know.

Please,

Mom. So we can get to church. Help me out.

So we can get to church.

Yeah.

That's such a sinful, terrible line to be using.

Oh, well.

But...

And unfortunately is the truth, I guess, in this situation.

Because there will be hell to pay.

Okay? Is that good?

Need a day from there? No, I need more.

You should take your robe off. It'll be easier then.

Okay.

It's kind of cold in here, but... Just like

that, Mom.

Keep going.

Okay.

So,

we got into the next room.

And we're supposed to be at church right now.

Here we are.

That's different.

I've got to put my leg up or something.

Okay.

You want to crawl up on the bed all the way, Mom? It might be easier.

Um... I don't know if that's a relative term, but... Okay.

It's a little easier.

Oh, sorry.

Okay.

Yeah, keep doing that, Mom. That'll help.

Okay.

I guess I have to be quiet.

for helping me come before church, but I might appreciate it.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, that's it.

That's one of the weirder things we've done as a family, but I guess to keep

the peace, mothers have to do all kinds of things.

Um, to help me finish faster, can we try, like, a different position,

basically, just to get it over with?

Uh, Okay Here

we go,

okay

Better

visual

manner visual visual thing really shaky

Just worried about your dad.

Coming for church.

That's good. Coming for Jesus.

What do you think, babe?

You getting... Am I helping?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can tell.

Okay.

Oh, yeah?

Alright, alright, alright.

Ah, don't make a mess. Please, don't make a mess.

Ah.

Ah. Oh, God.

Okay. Oh, God. Yeah.

Alright. I will, uh... I'll get ready for church.

Thanks for your help, Mom. I appreciate it.

You're welcome.

Hey, Mom.

Time to get up for church.

Okay.

Do you think you can help me like you did last week?

No.

Why not, Mom?

Because that was weird.

And you're a big boy.

You can take care of this on your own.

We're not going to get into this weird habit.

Okay.

If you say so, I guess.

Yeah, I say so. Is Dad freaking out about going to church?

Of course.

Oh, God.

Um, and Grandma's going to be joining us this morning, so it really can't be

late. Ready?

Yeah, okay, fine. I'll get ready.

Okay, um, I'm going to jump in the shower.

All right.

I'll come in after you're done. Okay, bye.

Hey,

Mom. Hi.

What's up?

Um...

Dad's freaking me out. He's rushing.

He's saying we're going to be late. And you're naked.

Yeah. I can't get this to go away.

Okay.

Can I have one second?

Dad's going nuts out there.

And he says we're going to be late and I need to get in the shower.

Okay.

So you got to take care of this?

Well, I'm trying to, but I told you it takes me a while. And I really honestly

need your help again.

I know you said you didn't want to. You wanted to get into a routine and all

that, but I don't know what else to do.

Okay. Where's your lube?

I don't have any. I had to leave it in the room. Dad was, like, going nuts in

there about me being late for church, so I don't have any lube.

Um, we're wasting time. What do you need? Some girls sometimes use

their mouths to help guys.

This is for church, Mom. I'm trying to get to church on time.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Um, sorry, I'm just hearing your father losing his shit in the back of my mind.

Uh, I guess... Sit back for a second.

One second. You finish yourself in the shower.

Yeah, yeah. You know the deal.

This is exceedingly weird. This is exceedingly weirder than the other

things we've done.

Can I at least? He's trying to get to church, Mom.

Nobody appreciates that shit. Okay.

Like that?

All done?

Gotta keep going longer than that, Mom.

I don't know.

I never really liked this. I don't have much spit.

Just keep going, Mom. Just like that. Just keep going.

You have a very big dick.

Mm-hmm.

Wait till Mother's Day.

Your ass is grass.

You're doing chores for a month. Uh-huh. Whatever you say, Mom. Just keep going.

You better get straight A's this semester.

I don't want to hear any bullshit.

More? Yes, Mom.

Is that even good?

Yeah, it feels great. Just keep going. I'm sure it won't take long.

I don't even know the last time I did this.

And on Jesus' day.

Oh, shit, Mom. I think I hear Dad coming up the stairs.

What the fuck?

Okay.

Go to your room.

Go to my room? Go to your room, I guess. I don't know. And I'll... Do you want to

help me finish in there at least?

Yeah, I'll meet you in there in a second. Okay.

You need help?

Yeah, Mom.

That's what's getting it over with.

So we can get to church.

I really

appreciate it, Mom.

If your dad asks, I want jewelry for my birthday.

Okay.

And a new car.

And I want grandkids in the next five years or so.

Okay.

Let's just focus on getting to church, Mom.

Oh, God.

I feel like this is a good time to make demands.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

I got a hurt in my throat.

Do the girls do it like that?

Uh-huh.

Keep going just like that, Mom. Uh-huh.

Can I just lick it for a bit?

Just keep going on it, go fast on it, go

fast.

There you go, there you go.

I think I taste... I don't know.

Salty pre-cum.

Does that mean you're getting close?

Just keep calling mom, please.

Mom, I'm getting close.

Oh, God, Mom, I'm getting really close.

I'm not going to swallow it. Come on, Mom, please.

Fuck!

Oh my god.

I almost drowned.

Alright.

I'll get ready for church now.

Okay.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, honey.

Is it time for church?

No, not today.

Oh, why? What's up?

Dad and I got in a fight, and I told him where he could stick it, and that he

needed to just go to church by himself today.

Oh, I thought I heard him pulling out. I didn't know that was Dad leaving for

church. Yes. So that means I get the day off. I don't have to get up early and go

back to sleep?

Yeah, I guess so. Oh, thanks, Mom.

That's awesome.

You're welcome.

Jesus will understand.

Yeah, this time.

Since it's Sunday, though, do you think you could still help me?

Well... Come on.

I guess we're home alone.

Yeah, a little Sunday tradition alive.

And your dad is such a shithead.

Um... Come on.

Keep our Sunday traditional alive.

Yeah, I'm going to take the rope off, too.

Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, I'm going to bed, man.

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, my God. You want a little help getting... Yes. Well, it looks like

you're pretty well started here, but...

Did it actually help last time? Yeah. Come on.

Stop teasing me and just do it.

Oh, you're so mean.

I don't think this is mean.

Oh, God. Thank you, Mom.

Do it for Jesus.

Help me come for Jesus, Mom.

I meant what I said about your dad not being nearly this big. I don't know

where you got that.

Maybe your uncle.

Jesus Christ.

More?

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Best?

Oh, let me try it off the side of the bed again. That felt so good last time.

Come on.

Oh, there you go.

Oh,

just do it. Oh, just like that.

Oh, yes.

I don't know about all this.

This is what the kids are doing these days.

You're so bad

please let me slow down okay oh

that's good

oh my god that's good okay my favorite I'm gonna turn around hold on just a

second

make me come.

Can you do it off the side of the bed?

You want to do it off the side of the bed?

Yeah.

I can't believe instead of going to church, we're fucking on Jesus' day.

Oh,

your

dad would be so fucking pissed.

Oh, baby.

Fuck,

yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I can't believe my son fucks me so good.

Oh, that's a knee dick.

Oh, my God. Here it comes. Here it comes. You ready? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come for me. Come for me. Oh,

yeah.

I

love

you, Mom.

I love you, baby.

Frick.