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Finally.

Son of a bitch.

I never thought that day would end.

Piece of shit. Fucking coal mine motherfucker.

Gotta find a new job.

Bullshit.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Just barely.

Well, I've been waiting all fucking day.

Well, I've been waiting all fucking day to get home from work so I could sit

down and watch a little television with some peace and quiet.

Before you turn on the TV, can I just ask you a couple questions?

Fine.

Okay, well... I know that...

I don't really have anybody else to talk to about it, but, you know, I can't, so.

I wanted to know what you thought about me going on birth control.

Oh, Jesus.

Honey, don't you think you're old enough to decide these things for yourself?

No, I am.

Like, that's the thing. Like, I was trying to decide if that was something

that I wanted or not. What do you think?

I don't know. Is it good for my body? Like, should I take it? Do I look like a

motherfucking doctor to you?

Well... I work a shitty job in a factory, and now you want me to decide

whether you should go on birth control or not? What the hell is wrong with

condoms? Do you have something against condoms? No, I use condoms. It's just...

They're cheap.

They're not something you have to put in your body to change your hormones or

whatever. I know, but when you use condoms...

He comes inside, but I can't actually feel it. And then he takes off the

condom and it's just over.

I don't know what it actually feels like inside me.

Well, you see, I understand, but I

don't have that problem.

See, I had a vasectomy after I turned a certain age.

No, guys, my age, there's nobody that I could be with.

There's no one that I could... Oh, honey, what... Okay, sit.

That's fine. You can sit here.

There's just nobody that I could be with that... You know, everyone that I would

have sex with, I would be getting pregnant.

And I don't want to get pregnant.

Well, I suppose that...

I mean, if you really want to see what it feels like.

Yeah, I do. Like, even just once.

Like, just so that I know what it feels like, so that I'm not just wondering

about it. Well, I have an idea.

Okay. Before you go on birth control and risk something maybe happening to your

body, why don't you have sex with someone who can't get you pregnant?

I know, but like I just said, I don't...

I don't know where I would... Well, you could have sex with me.

Yeah, but... You're wanting to see what it feels like, and... Well, yeah.

I could never get you pregnant, so... I think that's an

easy solution to the problem.

But wouldn't that be really weird for you?

Well, we could...

Try and see what happens.

You've been watching me.

Oh, my God.

You're really hard.

Mm-hmm.

Well, you were the one that brought all this birth control issue and coming

inside of people to my attention. I wasn't the one that brought it up. I

know, but, like, thinking about it turned you on?

Mm-hmm.

You want to come inside me?

Well, yes. How about we give that a try?

And then you can decide for yourself if it's something that you really enjoy.

Then you could go on birth control or you could just keep having sex with

someone who can't get you pregnant.

Like with you?

Maybe.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

I guess you really like thinking

about it then, don't you?

There's nothing better after a long day.

Coming to the side feeling so pretty.

You've done this before.

Well, yeah.

I just... I mean, I know what it feels like when a guy comes, just not actually

inside me.

I think it would feel really good.

I had no idea you had so much experience.

not what I expected. I wanted to talk to you.

Well I just wanted to watch some TV.

learn from you.

You're a way better teacher.

You want me to fuck you?

Yeah.

I need you to come inside me.

Okay. Bend over for me.

You really were wet and ready.

Yes.

I had no idea you had such a nice ass.

Oh.

Thank you for it. Thank you for it.

I'm excited.