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Basement jazz. Just the way I like it.

Not too highly of all.

Makes me really miss those arguments about rock and roll I used to have with Aunt May.

She's all right. Not too worried about me.

Yeah, that'll be the day that Aunt May doesn't worry about poor Peter.

Venom? Without carnage? Dumb without dumber?

I thought those two were tied together at the symbiote.

Increase the harmonic gain. That should draw him more quickly.

Oh, Benny! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

We just love running into old friends!

Oh, man. Forgot Venom doesn't trigger my spider sense.

Gotta hit the old sonics. So much for my secret weapon.

You should've joined this. We know you always thought of yourself as a real swinger.

V-coms, Spidey. Could be worse. Be okay if he doesn't. Let. Go!

Jerk? And I felt sorry for you? Venom's very existence threatens me and this entire planet.

You're on your own, Eddie.

But you're not Venom, are you? You're a human being. One who needs help.

And I know just where to get it.

Grow, young ones. We're building you a cozy new home. We've redecorated the entire place.

Temples, humility, organic fertilizing. Truth will be big and strong.

No! No! You can't contain us! What have you done with our brother, Venom?

Ugh, this is quite an outfit. Is this guy a friend of yours?

I guess you could say more of an acquaintance.

Whoa. Never seen readings like this before. He's been detached from a symbiote, but this is an extreme case.

Peter, how do you know somebody in a condition like this?

I work with them at the, well, it's a long story.

One that's about to have a short ending. This man was bonded to a symbiote for so long that if he's not reunited, he'll die.

Mom? I have to see Shane, but I need to know more when I get back.

Parker, do something! Help me!

The doctor says you need the symbiote back to live.

Then go, get it! Don't forget, I can tell the whole world about you, web-head.

You really know how to appeal to a guy, don't you, Eddie?

I need my symbiote, Parker! I need it!

Let's get this straight, Brock. I like you even less than you like me.

As far as I'm concerned, you should be locked in a trunk, in a cell, at the bottom of the ocean.

But I can't sit back and watch a man die. Not even you, Eddie.

I'll do what I can, and hate myself in the morning.

Hurry.

Give us what we want, flesh bags!

Venom was here! We know it!

Where is Venom? Tell us!

Hey, believe me, if I knew who you was looking for, I'd tell you.

Barney, how about a time out?

You, Spider-Man, always hated us.

Done with Venom!

Maybe he's out getting that new hairdo he's always wanted.

You take the low road, Barney. I'm moving up in the world.

Don't panic, folks. I'm with the transit police, like the new uniforms.

Where is Venom? Where did you take our other self?

Wherever he is, I'll bet the conversation is better.

How about we talk about, say, literature?

I want Venom!

Carnage, no! This isn't their fight!

You're right, we're brave. It's ours.

So tell us where our other half is, and they will be punished.

Let's see. I'm trying to save one of my biggest enemies.

Another enemy is about to do a major overhaul of my anatomy.

Innocent people are counting on me, and my sonics are kaput.

Oh, I definitely say things can't get any worse.

Man, my big mouth.

Carnage, you're right. I know where Venom is.

And tell us!

They will take great pleasure in digging for the truth.

Let them go first.

Tell us, spider scum.

Let's put it this way. He's not over there.

Bye-bye, Carney. Don't forget to ride.

Halt! Turnstile violation. Proper fare required.

Now the tin cans show up.

That's it, guys. Patrol those streets.

Last time Brock had his symbiote, it was here in the alley.

A piece of Brock's symbiote?

That thing nearly cost me my sanity the first time.

A way of getting near it.

It's so weak.

Brock, that thing remembers me.

It's trying to tell me something.

Okay, little guy.

Man, I just know I'm gonna regret this.

Venom was lured into the alley?

The pedasonic beam separated the subject, Dr. Barofsky.

We're bringing in the symbiote now.

Barofsky?

Beoko told me she studied under a Dr. Barofsky at ESU.

I couldn't survive any longer.

I've got to hurry.

Not so fast. Your system's not ready for it.

My system will never be ready for it.

And I thought my luck was bad before.

Whoa! You're really big!

Are you a pro wrestler?

I thought we'd put you back in bed, young man.

Aw, Mom. I can't sleep.

I keep dreaming about Dad and wondering where he is.

Something happened to your husband?

Ex-husband. And something's always happening to him.

Want to play my new 3D video wrestling game?

I've never done this before.

Never done a tech boy?

Where'd Peter find this guy, Mom? In a cave?

You're okay. It'll pass.

You know, for a minute there,

I was starting to like feeling human again.

My thedasonic technology is proving to be very capable, Excellency.

Thedometric waves are harmless to humans and bestials,

but intolerable to symbiotes.

The harm that befalls humans is of no concern to me,

but I will do everything in my power to protect you, my creations.

I've cooperated with the symbiotes out of need,

but I'm counting on you, Doctor,

to give me the means to destroy them.

I should've known Mr. Evolutionary P. Puba wouldn't share his planet.

The scourge of the symbiotes will end, Creator.

I promise you.

You will be greatly rewarded, Doctor, if you succeed.

But if you fail...

Brox symbiote! It's in there!

Prepare for phase two testing.

We need a complete analysis of the symbiote's DNA.

No! What are you doing?

Sorry, Doc, but your patient's checking out.

Don't be a fool.

If you fail with an alpha level, project means DNA recycling.

Well, you can't say I'm not willing to do my bit for the environment.

I should've known it was going too well.

Great. Not only am I carting around my worst nightmare, it's leaking.

Eh? Not on me.

Bus 54, you will land immediately.

The big guy here is dying, too.

Looks like I don't have a choice.

I'll be your life support.

Oh, this could be an even bigger mistake

than telling Anna Watson I didn't want to get fixed up with Mary Jane.

Oh, yeah. I've forgotten how good this symbiotic costume feels.

Just stay out of my brain until I can get you back to Brock.

Yes, we hear you.

Half no longer shielded.

You go where?

I'm sorry, Eddie. There's not much more I can do.

Sure there is, Mom. There's gotta be.

You'll see, Eddie. My mom's the best doctor in the world.

Shane.

It's okay, Doc. I'm sure he's right.

You've got the best bedside manner I ever saw.

Shane, can you go see who that is?

It's not so bad.

After all this time, at least I'll die a human.

Mom!

Shane?

Mom!

Just what we were looking for.

Carnage! No! Get away!

Get away? You can't protect us, Eddie.

It's like protecting yourself.

Good thing I lost those machine men with my shortcut through the sewers.

Not exactly hygienic, but effective.

Maybe not.

Surprise! Surprise!

The guest of honors leads us apart.

No! I want to stay, Eddie Brock!

Whatever the price!

He's the ones that made you forget the joy of the synoptic.

But that they will pay.

No! No!

Leave them alone!

Where is the laboratory sample you stole?

Where is the symbiote?

Where is your deodorant?

The whole neighborhood knows where you've been.

Say goodbye to your primate, Eddie.

Carnage! No!

Okay, physician. Heal thyself.

One way to help them.

Sorry I didn't get to know you better.

Handy your home!

Leave them alone!

This is a sight to warm a man's heart.

Symbiotes, do not move.

You are in my custody.

Brock?

They know that weapon.

It's finished. I did what I said I would.

Eddie?

There is no Eddie Brock. Only Venom. We have returned.

And we are angry.

It is the age of the synoptic.

And you, Spider-Man, are in our way.

My favorite parasites together again.

Another comeback to where we could all do without.

The synoptic will swallow you up.

And spit you out as part of us.

If my sonics worked, I might have a chance. But now...

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I'm not a team player.

Great. This thing triggers jam.

No way I can get off two beams in time.

I set it to overload. Maybe I'll get a nice thattasonic boom.

Where'd they go?

Spider-Man, do you know what you did?

Uh, saved you?

Saved us. You practically destroyed the clinic.

You're no better than those sicko symbiotes.

I know helping Brock was the right thing, no matter how it turned out.

So why do I feel like such a failure?

Some things don't change.

No matter where I go in the universe, everybody hates Spider-Man.

So you see, Your Excellency, due to Spider-Man's interference,

we lost the symbiote before it could be completely analyzed.

Spider-Man's interference? Or your carelessness, Doctor?

Surround shall mete out your punishment.

I deal with Spider-Man, and I promise you,

no living creature would ever wish such a fate.