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Baseball. The All-American Pass Time.

I remember the last time Mary Jane and I went to a game.

It was a three-hot dog night.

Hmm, I wonder what chili dogs are made of here on counter-earth.

On second thoughts, maybe you don't want to know.

It may have the name, but this game's not the same.

And Santino even scored!

The humans are getting unruly. You should have them removed.

Let them be, Ram. They're here to enjoy the game just as we are.

Your tolerance of this subspecies is admirable, my lord. But is it wise?

You're blocking my view.

Lord Tiger's in his box, alright? He never misses a game.

Do you think we can convince him to come back to the basement with us?

I don't know. But of all the knights at Wundergore,

he's always seemed our best shot at getting a fair shake from the high-evolutionary.

Assuming we get past his bodyguards with our scouts to the intact.

Better check that out.

Find anything? Charlie, do you read me?

We don't want trouble. We just want to talk to Lord Tiger.

You clear Bromley? As a midsummer knight's dream in London.

Our friends are being folky, however.

Stay alert. We're going in.

I see you're a fan, Lord Tiger.

You dare!

We don't want to hurt anyone, but we don't intend to get hurt either.

Lord Tiger, may we have a word with you?

I don't know what you're up to, Rebel,

but you're interrupting my enjoyment of an important game.

A flipping silence alarm.

Everyone, fall back!

Let's go, Lord!

Go!

Down the stairs!

Down the stairs!

Let's go!

Bromley! If they've got Bromley...

We'll do what we can later. Now move!

Okay.

The others got away, but we have this one.

Enlighten me, Rebel. What was the purpose of this futile foray?

It is obvious that they were here for you.

A kidnapping attempt.

A kidnapping? Who are you?

A ransom on your head would be quite attractive to these hooligans.

It's fortunate I was able to foil their plot.

Yes, I suppose it was.

Dress his wound and place him under arrest.

The High Evolutionary will want to know about this.

That fight I had with Venom really scrambled my suit's circuits.

My sonics should be back online.

Something like a little target practice to test the repairs.

Sonic's arm.

Well, looks like I'm back in business.

Did I do that?

Fireworks.

I almost forgot about the street carnival.

Everyone say cheese.

There's no getting past it. The longer I'm stuck on this planet,

the more Shane and Naoko feel like family to me.

If M.G. weren't waiting for me back home, I...

Enough, Peter.

There you go again, Parker. I'm wondering about the forbidden fruit.

Your assignment was to shoot the carnival, remember?

I don't think the daily bike would be too thrilled by photos of Shane and me.

They will if they have any taste.

Hey, anyone want ice cream before we head home?

I do, I do.

Moving out of the way. We don't need your kind around now.

Looks like trouble brewing.

We could join in.

We have business of our own.

Once the young are re-established in our new nest,

this kind of trouble will look like a Sunday picnic.

We don't need your kind around now.

Hey, what's going on over there?

Nothing good, that's for sure.

We have a family hour.

Looks like Spidey will have to break up this party before it gets too wild.

Somebody's gonna get hurt.

Maybe we should... Peter?

Somebody call for a referee?

Take a hike, creep. This isn't your problem.

Tsk, tsk, that's ten yards for unsportsmanlike conduct, El Toro. Hit the bench.

Why does everything always have to get so complicated?

Time to blow this popsicle stand.

I can't believe Peter is such a coward running off like that.

He didn't run, Mom. He's just taking pictures.

You'll see.

This is your new headquarters?

If you ask me, up isn't much of an improvement.

As me mom always said, home is what you make of it, Danny boy.

I hope you inherited her sense of humor.

So where is everybody?

This is how you welcome guests?

Now I know what a tuna fish feels like.

Either X-book D1 just cloned himself, or these guys are the real McCoy.

You are under arrest, Spider-Man. Do not resist.

Definitely not the tin can we all know and love.

Spidey waffles are a definite no-no.

Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

Not nearly as much as this.

Let's get out of here before more of these bad boys show up.

I don't think so, Spider-Man.

Probably?

Sorry, old man.

Nothing personal.

I'll bet that's Peter.

I hope so, kiddo. The way he disappears sometimes really makes me worry.

Hello?

Hey, you're not Parker. Where's Parker?

Who is this?

The guy who signs his paychecks.

He was supposed to have those street carnival photos on my desk over an hour ago.

Where is it good for nothing?

I've been wondering that myself.

For the minute you lay eyes on him, tell Parker to get his keister over to the bike pronto.

Or he can start looking for some other sucker to string along.

The spider is awake.

Awake?

Here I thought I was in the middle of a nightmare filled from Franz Kafka.

But I promise we won't disappoint.

Spider-Man, how do you like my trap?

I built it just for you.

Fortunately, the rebels provided us with bait much sooner than I anticipated.

Bromley? You set me up?

But you hate these guys.

Ah, Sir Ram, Lady Ursula.

Your...

Your Highness.

Congratulations are in order, my knights.

And you, Mr. Bromley, have earned both my gratitude and your reward.

For proving my low opinion of humans so well-founded.

Now, if you transport the prisoner to Wondercore,

I can resume the experiments I started before Mr. Bromley's former friends whisked Spider-Man away.

Bromley! You sold out?

Why? What did they give you?

Answer me!

Silence!

Prepare Spider-Man for transport.

Are you forgetting our agreement, Ursula?

The creator will get his prisoner after I have made a few behavioral modifications.

This place is just full of surprises.

With much more to come, Spider-Man.

Once we're done here, you will be a puppet with your mind under my control.

Why not just put me on the payroll like you did Bromley?

You can accomplish the same thing.

Take him inside.

Consider this an honor, Spider-Man.

You are about to become my secret weapon.

Couldn't I just sign a pledge?

I know how weak you humans are, so if you experience any pain, feel free to express yourself.

The only words I've got are for Bromley, and he already knows what they are.

It will be such a pleasure to silence you once and for all.

My brain feels like it's in a blender.

Can you walk?

I remember walking.

And this.

We have to get out of these tunnels before they find us.

Us?

Us?

This is where I get off, sport.

Why should I go anywhere with you?

You're right.

I wouldn't either.

They bought me alright, just as you said, but not with money.

Then what was his "evolved-ness" talking about when he mentioned your reward?

I'm one of the few resistance fighters old enough to remember what the world was like before the Beast Unions took over.

I was 13 when my family came to Brooklyn and opened a green grocery.

My brother Durwood and I soon learned how to get the best of the streets.

But our happiness didn't last long.

The neighborhood was slowly overrun by hostile Beast Unions, who taunted us for being human.

Soon the high-evolutionary's troops overtook the city, ripping entire families from their homes, separating them.

The war raged, the humans lost, and those of us who managed to survive returned to find our streets gutted and our homes destroyed.

I never saw my family again.

It's a sad story, chump. But not everybody with a sad story goes around betraying his friends.

Very true.

But today, after I was arrested, Saram gave me this.

My brother Durwood's alive, Spider-Man.

He spent the last 30 years slaving in the bowels of Wondergore Castle.

Saram promised that if I helped trap you...

He'd release your brother.

And you believed him?

Durwood's all that's left of my family.

There's nothing I wouldn't do to free him.

But I couldn't go through with it.

And now...

Now it's time for us to get Big Brother out of there ourselves.

Don't toy with me, Spider-Man.

You may not believe this, Bromley.

But I know what it feels like to be desperate for somebody you love.

This won't be easy.

It could well be the most highly guarded place in the world.

Even the toughest security can slip up somewhere.

What do you say we try to service entrance?

What happened to Louie?

Uh, his kid's getting married tonight.

Uh-oh, rodent alert.

Spider-Man, it is you! Seize him!

Uh, wait, I... I came to see you.

Me? What are you doing here? Return to your posts.

The truth is, Lady Vermin, I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

So you thought you'd sneak in here and surprise me. Is that it?

Beautiful and smart.

And to think. I didn't know you cared.

Spidey, don't you dare be sick!

Hurry up! We got another million gallons of water to get purified tonight!

Come on, you scum suckers! Suck more scum!

Better make this snappy.

Even Ratifa has only given me 15 minutes while she makes herself more comfortable.

What is this place?

A purification plant. Sir Ram says it provides clean drinking water to the castle and half the city.

Remind me to order bottled.

I don't see Durwood. There he is!

Get the world, slime sucker!

Durwood?

It's me, Daniel.

Danny? I knew you'd come.

You knew? You had that kind of faith?

In the high evolutionary, he's the one who told me.

What?

He said you and your spider friend would come for me.

And when you did, I'd get a promotion.

As soon as you and Spider-Man are locked up, I'll run this place.

Durwood, I'm your brother.

Nice of you to be so predictable, Spider-Man.

You. This was another trap.

Surely you didn't think entrance to the castle was possible without my assistance.

But you have consistently underestimated me, haven't you?

Perhaps you need a demonstration of how highly I have evolved.

What was that? I just got clobbered by nothing.

You've been a thorn in my side far too long, Spider-Man.

Helping the rebels destroy a power plant, hindering my efforts to control the symbiotes.

Deliconesis? Whoa! How do I fight a guy who can smack me around with his mind?

Hold it, Danny boy. You're my ticket to the top.

Ah! Ah!

Educating you is indeed a pleasure, Spider-Man.

A pleasure that will increase ten fold by the time we're finished tonight.

A few more of these mind punches and I'm down for the count.

And now arachnid, the final demonstration.

I hate to lose and run, but I can't see any other way.

This is it, Spidey. I'm gonna come up with something.

That sound. These ray thingies must be sonically powered.

Maybe I can counteract them.

Sonic's odd.

Gotta raise the pitch. Will the repairs hold?

Sonic's up!

I'd beat you when we were kids.

We are kids.

Dovah!

My own brother.

You're using me. I could say it runs in the family, but I'm not the kind of guy who'd bring up that kind of thing.

I earned that one. I have to get back to the rebels. They'll be worried. And they're all the family I have.

I know what you mean, bub. I know what you mean.

Mom, look!

Hey, what's all the racket about?

Peter, you're back.

After you disappeared at the carnival, I was starting to think.

That's what I'm trying to show you, Mom. Look, I told you he wasn't a coward.

And you were right, Shane. I am so glad.

How do you do it, Peter? How do you always get such great pictures?

I wish I could tell you, Shane. But if I did, you'd steal my job.