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Dear Diary, I had another boring day at school today, so to keep

my mind busy, I kept thinking about my stepdad. Oh my god, so fucking sexy.

I really shouldn't be thinking of him in that way, but I just can't help myself.

He has such a sexy ass. I want to lick it.

One of these days, I'll get him alone and see what happens.

And I think you know what I mean, diary.

Yummy.

Anyways, I have to finish my homework, so talk to you later.

Excuse me.

What?

Look, we've talked about this before, okay?

What are you doing watching the TV, all right? Why can't I... As soon as you get

home from school, you go straight to your room and you finish your homework.

You're not my dad. I don't have to listen to you.

Look, your mother and I have gone over this again and again.

So go with it again and again.

And we've seen your grades, okay?

We want someone, one of these new kids, to end up in college, okay?

You know, you don't want to end up in some trade school like your brother, do

you? You know, I mean, do you want to be a plumber? Is that your high

expectations or, I mean?

Look, we're not having this. I know I'm not your real father and you're having

trouble accepting that fact, but when I lay down the law, it's got to be done.

You understand?

No. I'm not listening to you. Where's Mom?

I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

What? Look, I am going to find out.

Teddy!

Are you on drugs? No!

You have drugs in here. No, no, no!

Then what?

Then let me look through it.

That's not mine, I promise. That's not mine.

What? You're going to tell me you're holding it for a friend?

Yeah, huh?

Jessica, she likes to watch it.

I promised her I would hold it.

You wait till your mother gets home.

Wait till she sees this.

You know how your mother's going to react, okay?

Please don't show her. She is already on medication.

You don't need to be screwing with her.

But it's not mine.

Look.

It's not.

I have had enough of your lip.

Do you want me to do what I used to do to my kids?

But I'm not your kid.

Well, you are now.

Okay, wiggle.

type of insubordination in my house.

You understand?

That's not fair!

What else do we have?

What the hell?

I can see.

What the hell? What are you? No!

Peg?

You just stay there.

Oh,

a diary, huh? Maybe we can get to the bottom of this.

honest with it.

I am honest with you guys. Your diary. Shut up.

I had another point day in school.

So to keep my mind busy, I kept thinking about my stepdad.

Oh my God. I really shouldn't be thinking

of him in this way, but I can't.

He has such a sexy ass that I just

want to lick it one of these days. I'll get him a line.

Look.

This is not appropriate.

You shouldn't be thinking that way. Do you understand?

I can think however I want.

Yeah, you like slapping my butt?

Not when I'm punishing you, okay?

Doesn't look like punishment. No?

No.

What does it look like?

You call that punishment?

I think maybe we should, uh, probably stop this and wait till your

mother gets home to, uh, to

rep. Oh.

Rep, rep.

I command you.

Why?

Look at you.

I think maybe we should just...

Here, maybe you can find something on TV to watch, and I'll just

go.

This is my remote right here.

Really?

God, this is wrong.

Mom's not home.

and every night maybe we can...