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spending the summer with your grandpa

and his cronies who George Bush know a

friend of his from Yale is organizing a

class reunion for him family so it'll be

a busy time when y'all go oh you're

gonna come with us or what I don't think

so I wouldn't feel comfortable in that

setup I mean a million dollars my pocket

and maybe I'm just kidding

will you miss me you know it how about

you alright how time flies seems like

yesterday you were kidnapped by the way

how's the court case going against the

penguin my grandfather's trying to get

them to drop the charges

he realized the only reason they did it

was to oh people public neck yeah why'd

you creeps go to the movies okay I'll

even get your little sisters going away

you won't be completely we have your

gang I'll be catching up on my studies

for a change it'll be good to have them

around they'll help me well I don't know

how you feel Mary but I could stab you

something's out of the way let's go

we'll see you tomorrow don't forget

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call police ambulance

mr. child badly hurt

I don't you think so your highness I

have no time to waste I must get this

over with quickly

it doesn't seem injured to me not

injured please an ambulance get here not

injured I'm in a hurry my plane leaves

in 20 minutes

we must not stay here or we will be late

I imagine the medicine I shall offer you

will help speed your recovery I'm not

sure wait till the police and medics get

here to examine me yeah no way ahead

yeah

look here's 5,000 x-bar with this you

waive all future claims to the other one

note thanks yellow so long thank you

bye-bye thank you thank you

whoo be a long build summer for everyone

Greg a newbie running off to visit her

aunt in London like that certainly is

that's my sister how long's she gonna be

gone the whole damn summer I'm gonna

slit my throat out of by the way one

sealeo late boys a congenital [ __ ]

heed what can you say that again hey hey

you guys oh yeah late today oh just wait

wait did I tell you I'm alive through a

miracle riding my bike through the park

this limo comes up BAM yours Truly's

knocked exactly it hurts so much I'm

screaming out loud okay sky walk

straight over to me but this guy is like

the Prince of poke a beautiful white

robe all in satin and a Burton Wilde all

around his head perfect anyway I'm

screaming for an ambulance right only

this guy says he can't stick around he's

got a plane to catch him and he lays

five thorny

but I keep yelling I got eternal legions

so it comes the watt again and he lays

another five on me making a grand total

of $10,000 so don't believe it huh take

a look at this huh ten thousand of them

yeah yeah sure ten thousand in monopoly

one you're not gonna fall for it hey

what are you doing that's real money you

Fathead - destroying a fortune sure oh

my god stop that you Schmucks - there's

no lies about money I want to take you

guys on a trip to Europe look I even got

us some travel folders you mean you were

kidding hey let's see yeah give me one

gonna take us to solar it's about the

island of Santorini that's one of the

Greek islands how'd you know that that's

where you want to take us Leo right pals

guess what's gonna happen first I'm

taking you on a little shopping tour

you're hopeless

will you look at that you got no clothes

you need a man of experience okay I'm

for the beach but you can't hit Greece

dressed like that look at you that's

cool I like my clothes just fine

what's wrong with my hat just stick with

Uncle Leo hey see a man of the world God

you guys

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thanks a lot see mucho sinkage a

three-month mine

alright yeah

welcome to ancient history gentlemen I'd

say looks a lot like Miami at rush hour

haha would you expect man King Agamemnon

riding up in a golden chariot with

scourges to our hotel Lynette well first

we find our hotel and get rid of his

luggage then I'm up for a nice long

sleep you get over jetlag I'm up for

that we'd better get a taxi I think we

better call ourselves a moving van

thank you what you mean

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Oh over here excuse me sir

you take us to our hotel I've got money

and actually a lucky fellow guys okay

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look

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there we go

oh hey we just stopped by the breakfast

buffet they've got downstairs it's

really what a visit you wouldn't believe

some of the stuff they've got down there

yeah hot fresh croissants no Greek

yogurt chicken eggs baklava dripping

with honey fresh fruit stuff I never

even saw before feast worthy of a

Byzantine Empire huh well it's a shame

you're gonna miss it no wait a minute

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Hey sure you guys

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you game to try it another way sure that

was some kind of Temple right like my

headache here in the right temple you

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know why rice that your that's it yeah

you look terrible still plenty good like

alright I'm almost out of film the book

you American yeah good I wasn't sure but

if you are American your business sense

will give you a full appreciation of my

proposition also clever well let me get

my friends know or should be too

frightened

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but that's a Oh mommy oh my god

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Biya Circe's real yes I am wonders

beasts only example to be found the last

survivor at least it was back to Homer

my god she's beautiful picture no we

have to now talk over the proposal to

photograph her be quite as a special

permit and it's not cheap okay you're

out of your mind if you think anybody's

gonna fall for that story she was there

I swear it I saw her with my own eyes

she was real flesh and bones or flesh

and scales I guess you might honey Wow

she was gorgeous

I'm sure this hair and what a body look

like this knowing what you know about

women and fish it's probably a seal fun

mean all right go ahead and laugh but if

I'm right we're missing the chance of a

lifetime for a measly 500 bucks we could

be the envy of all our friends

oh well $500 it's really have that much

me think about it

yeah if she really were mermaid if we

have exclusive pictures we can get him a

TV that's what I'm telling you

look the papers and TV will be fighting

over us I'm talking millions billions

it's too bad but mermaids really don't

exist

they do exist I'm telling you alright

would you believe if you saw it with

your own eyes in this case I might have

to touch her Pig okay tonight you're

going with me we hide behind the rocks

and take a camera which it comes out of

the water we take her picture

how's that yeah okay there's another

very important thing we have to keep

this quiet because they'd never believe

us they'd say we were crazy but wait

till you see the pictures honey oh where

the heck have you been we've been

looking all over for you

what happened I got lost so I have to

walk back to the hotel

anyway um it's pretty late I'm beat

I'm going to bed yeah that sounds like a

good idea

it's beautiful day yeah let's hit the

sack wait you're not going to eat my

stomach still a little upset from lunch

how about you forget it

I couldn't even manage the whole before

good night see in the morning I smell

something fishy you bet

like a shrimp shop

this is the place

hi there Here I am be quiet or you'll

wake up everyone in Athens did you bring

the five ideas but first I want to see

the mermaid you take pictures at yeah I

brought my flash in taxi in taxi

película

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gotta give this which other money go no

hey I give up go Chuck please don't be

afraid please don't be afraid and don't

go away you have to take our picture

with the mermaid we're gonna strip down

all you have to do is push this button

to do it okay I'm ready

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what the hell's going on I needs a shark

that one we do ask for dummy we're an

armed what can we do made out of rubber

how do you like that look here's your

mermaid you stupid jerks she's a man

she's a damn man look for a man not like

ever

hey our money come on got to stop we got

our money

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I don't see them anywhere

Hey look here are clothes pockets are

empty took everything we got to find a

guy stop hold it it just got too big a

lead we'll never catch him just forget

it

now what we don't have a dime I'm

starving

must be something we can do I hate to

admit it guys

to this end our vacation let's go back

to the hotel at least that's paid food

tonight

breakfast included well find a way back

to the airport tomorrow head on home

problem that is guy got our tickets too

you are what were our tickets doing here

I didn't want to leave them in the hotel

I was afraid they'd be stolen you know

those were stuck here I'll kill you no

wait up

better torture him slowly he's mine own

him I'll take care of him your hamburger

Joe when you like a sardine

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kicked out like a bunch of bums so say

goodbye to our rooms our beds a shower

breakfast now we have to find a way to

get home

easier said than done children we're

flat broke

I'd like to get my hands on those

thieves I like to get home

hi you American mm-hmm you won't guide

you picked the wrong tourist kid I think

you better pick another group of victims

okay hey kid wait a second

who me yeah you I wish for a tour one

two three four

$20 can't afford it sorry hey guys we're

in like flip get it no no that boy asked

for $20 $5 a head people pay him five

bucks

what are we worth or college students we

can get more and we'd have to study we

don't know anything about Greece yeah

but neither do the tourists pass let's

find out huh hold on

hey welcome math ins you Americans you

speak very good English

thanks to study archaeology at the

University our tourist guides if you'd

like to be guided around Athens we've

already seen most of Athens

we were planning to repay all of Hydra

how beautiful

well for $200 I'll show you Hydra oh we

have an unarmed cash okay I think we

just made it okay

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I find that no it's over there yes the

hike a little but it's worth it all this

land around here belonged to Achilles

his father gone into real estate

developing in a big way now stay

together nobody get lost this was a

kilise home base

you mean Achilles lived here well

actually you kind of just used it for

his little affair with Helen of Troy

there's nothing in this book you bet

there's nothing in that little flier for

tourists takes a true Greek ologist to

know these things about our greatest

warrior I just love those stories mates

of his people beginning of the whole

story is cuz god Jupiter had eyes with

this chick Helen like really fracture it

had to get her posed on Achilles to

leave his wife who was a lady named

media let me say this was about 12 okay

BC that it

oh my Envy your generation taking

advantage of its opportunities tell me

what Helen the girl with Paris in the

Apple not Paris man New York that's why

today it's called the Big Apple I don't

know maybe Leo's right maybe it's the

only way and I felt really wrong about

it guys we couldn't go on bilking those

Ford Taurus we could have at least

accepted enough money get something they

were Americans we couldn't cheat our own

people you're gonna wind up dying of old

age on this island

that's impossible we're gonna starve to

death first

there's got to be a way to make enough

money for for plane tickets home think

hard guys otherwise gonna have to call

our folks

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what do you think they're talking I told

you to talk where is their goose is mr.

Patel in yesterday man

Mustafa wants with you right now it's

the last warning you get you better go

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let's go

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don't worry honey no one's gonna hurt

you

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ever

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who are those guys Hells Angels yes

that's very close they're local boys

preparing for the competition in

motocross did you say motocross yes in

honor of Anastasio the patron saint of

our island surprise sure 14000 drachmas

how much is that about two thousand

dollars just think of that right enough

to get us home no what happens now you

go out and win for us on a bike right

well what am I supposed to get a

motorcycle damn it all he went for sure

yeah Rosen dollars enough for the

tickets and for something to eat

are you really that good on a motorcycle

oh he's the best a champion you can say

that again

champion hey maybe I can get one for you

really but it's one in my father's

garage that only you have to promise to

win I'll do my best

alright there's a boy named Mustafa wins

every year

he likes me very much and I can't stand

him you can teach a lesson to that bully

let's go

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come on babies

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god that's a genuine relic from the

Trojan War I believe that could be a

kilise bike with an antique and Ulysses

damn it's not good no it's just fine it

just needs a little fixing up that's all

just a little look we want to get home

right this is our best bet so far we've

got to get this into racing let's get to

work well there is a hot wheel what a

disaster you think all the parts are

here who can tell anyway let's take her

out sir we can see better yeah right

good idea alright I'll grab this one

you're really princely uh

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okay yeah yeah thank you what chitinous

okay careful it'll scratch it brand-new

laughs thanks work well this how to do

it

stiff assail the damn gear change what

did you expect that's my movie red

lights rusty chop it off take that all

route that wheel tubby it's really

starting to look like you won't say what

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we take the brake spray tighten that

down good

it has no seat I'll see what I can find

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bees do yeah that's well thanks

and in style yeah your line looks okay

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there you go nice and comfy yeah yeah

yeah thanks it good meet us there you go

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rolls chubby well we try to start it up

might as well all right here goes

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okay

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the Ganesha hi

I'm sorry not to see you you said your

boys to help me go shopping

well they both really enjoy their silly

little jobs they've never harmed anybody

I consider important you especially

you're protected Ellen thank you

I've been told you were seen without the

American children over at your house I

hope very much they weren't a bother

I'd be angry at them actually I must say

they were most kind one is an excellent

racer

it'll be competition for you oh I win

it's the first time in a row and they

wouldn't start getting too fond of the

somatic it'd be terribly sad if he had a

serious bike crash you wouldn't like

that

he'd be in a lot of pain I wouldn't like

you to suffer with things you like any

are you sorry you did a good job on

running you let's fix it a bit tired

evening I should settle you don't forget

Larry what's your ride is our ticket

home yeah he really thinks he can win

would you believe it buddy

yeah we've got a trick or two that we

have before three or four hear me Costas

Costas

I know what to do with rats like him

yeah the little idiot is laughing like a

hyena look at that

hey Teddy you think the wrong wheels

gonna hold out about as good as the guy

can hold yeah so reassuring the problem

thanks Adam

lots of money this year fourteen

thousand all in my pocket let's start I

think we have a good shot at this you

still have to beat Mustafa you have to

remind me

obviously I did

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try to stick with him don't worry I

won't let him out of my sight for a

second I know what I gotta do trust me

don't ever trust anybody I'm going to

teach him that mitosis

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hey you call that a motorcycle

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start to die

it's a first lesson on how man needs a

motocross race

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thank you for the airplane right I never

could have done it without my faithful

slaves never

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yeah it was just bad luck

something must have gone wrong with the

gearbox in the last few meters but it's

not going to end like this listen to me

we're going to take care of that

American boy shall I hit the king

yeah Coco hey Lena Mostafa 13 a city

most afar wants to see you don't say I

won't come you can do without me it's a

big guy now most of I would be very

angry if you don't come early there's no

one's property if the word isn't a

little over your head if you won't come

on your own will force you to come hey

pal wait a second she said she doesn't

want to go better if you don't interfere

America or else I could tell you what I

gentlemen daddy nobody but this is

something that regards us it's not about

you you don't know the rules of this

island maybe you'd like to teach them to

me I can give you lesson number one okay

I hate you did he hurt your belly

there's no denying I was better a minute

ago no most of I really has a convincing

little way about him okay I'll play the

fool don't give in to him

I eat you for breakfast not even in your

dreams all aboard

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really not too bad it even though it's

too easy

you really shouldn't fight little girls

so maybe you're an expert I'm a big

enthusiast

for a long time I studied the martial

arts but this poor little island there

just isn't any competition it can supply

me of that and you'd like to have a go

at me right you and your group have been

bothering my girlfriend haven't you it's

only now laddie that's not true forget

it well there's some mistake didn't you

tell the child I was your fiancee your

old man promised I could marry you

that's one thing I will never do what a

bunch of our barriers there are our

customs who are you to criticize of

course you might prefer to make a

challenge out of it instead so I release

my fiance then and since you don't you

and the other pigs all get on a boat

the first hey come on now what do we

care we've got the money from the race

enough to go home with ya right but how

did we get it without Ellen his help we

wouldn't have been able to earn that

money I think maybe we owe or something

what do you say yeah Larry's right we

should help her okay I accept when three

days it's going to be the festival of

st. Anastasio sets give him a special

surprise he's a very kind hearted saint

really you know he might just let you

survive wouldn't that be nice

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come on do it

that's the way bed with her she's

worried about Larry I don't blame her

he's not exactly in great shape

only masseur over here that moves the

fuss seems pretty sure of himself I wish

we knew how much of a fighter he is I

think for Larry's sake we better find

out down there doing some road work

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just in time

what's up I was gonna give a

demonstration Wow Larry in trouble hey

come on let's go

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better take our ice Larry no no no I can

do this without mr. as help and not only

that but he's in Florida on the other

side of the ocean what makes you think

he's gonna come all this way just to get

me out of a little scrape

well szura thinks of you as a son he'd

do just about anything for you in case

you haven't noticed he's asking you know

it can't hurt to try so much define

action you did some kind of monster

you don't bring my sir over here to

break in half like you did those both

you guys have got yourself all worked up

over a little show that's all

Mustafa's just another adversary like

all the others don't worry about but he

has some kind of weird technique we

never saw I bet masseur would know what

it is all right I get your point

anything mr. o could possibly have

taught me you've already taken care of

now if I can just stand on my own two

feet I'll be all set

guys I really think we ought to call me

sir before it's too late

I'm worried yeah we can persuade him to

come and even if you can't you might

have some advice to give over the phone

you new telephones you flush anyway yeah

thanks a lot what we're in the world of

that boring it's unreal I'm sorry hello

Betty are you there can you hear me Oh

mine's okay that's really why I call

listen Betty Larry's in trouble he's got

himself involved in a karate match with

one of the locals

this guy's a monster burger no he's all

right for now but he's going to have a

problem I was hoping you could maybe

convince masseur to come over here and

training yeah well okay I'll do what I

can I'll try to get in touch with moszer

then that's great thanks I suppose it's

all surprise Amy yeah that's what I

figured

we're gonna track you down Greg good you

got a phone where you are no what's that

place you're at again I can always send

the telegram okay I'll be in touch

don't worry

by ready dear aren't you ready yet don't

tell me you've forgotten we're done yet

the Rothschild still I don't know if you

like it can you make up an excuse for me

what's the matter you you look worried I

just got a call from Greg he's in Greece

Larry's got himself involved in another

fight this time it's with some local guy

who's some sort of wrestling and karate

champion Greg tried to talk him into

calling the syrup but I know Larry

there's no way listen why don't we fly

down to Miami tomorrow morning huh I'll

have my agent book the tickets right now

they can be ready in an hour you talked

to miss aura and I'm positive you can

persuade him to fly over to Greece and

give Larry some moral support I'll come

along with you

I enjoy Greece grandfather I love you

thank you

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hello baby um I'm sorry to bother you at

home but there's a problem come up with

Larry you know he's on vacation in

Greece right I just had a call from Greg

who says he's involved in a karate match

the point is we really need you I mean

can you help I was hoping to talk you

into going to Greece mr. masoorie I

really think a plane trip is the only

answer you could have up by understand

I just can't this next week is

impossible for me as it happens but you

can it will help Larry if you go yes it

will mm-hmm I'm flying in tomorrow about

two can I come by yes that's okay

you have to work out I didn't realize

how late it was getting tell me

something about yourself

wedgie hello papa berry would maybe like

to come out fishing now I'm sorry

sure hey Lenny now we go catch up action

okay I won't wish you good luck because

that brings bad luck Betty thank you for

coming and telling me all this it's rare

nowadays for kids to be so forthcoming

well I guess it's up to us to get the

guy out of trouble again Oh Larry Larry

you'll be the death of me yet he's like

some knight of the round table always

fighting for something principled I

don't know where he got that kind of

mind not for me well he doesn't deserve

it but let's see if we can't arrange a

little surprise for him oh good

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hello hello lieutenant Jones please

hello I'd like to speak to lieutenant

Jones please

this is his wife calling what kids got

an obsession won't be easy but I'll do

my best

I'll try you have to think of how much a

thing like that will mean to tulare

happy is even the word give him a kiss

for me some big hero the island you'll

be ok with you bye bye

Oh before you go just remember to tell

me call me back and tell me when you're

leaving if you can get out later today

that shots not on the board the name of

the island again I'll find a way

don't worry darling don't forget to let

me know call me back as soon as you've

seen the colonel and I'll find out where

and when the fights to be held

please spread do your best you've got to

make it I'll be there

ok big kiss sir if the only one left to

be convinced Disney go to it

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headquarters this was lieutenant Jon

speaking I'd like to see the colonel as

soon as he has a second yes thank you

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that's a Muslera um I'm convinced that

Larry's in some kind of trouble

Greg phone as I told you and I hope I

hope to persuade you to go over there

the tickets were ready my grandfather

ordered them I'm sorry babe I just can't

I got to get the restaurant reopened I'm

sure Larry can take care of himself and

facing a match on his own would be a

good experience too

you know I think of you as one of a

family you're just like a father to me

so in case you change your mind I'd

better give you your ticket it's a noon

tomorrow I'll take you in my car

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no no no Larry and it's all right okay

start again no no no top are dumping

down there are Larry just gonna so what

still hard

if you help essential balance

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yo reflects us better now Larry sang

very good hey I don't know I haven't

seen him fight the boys spied on him

they say brakes poles with his head and

so that's when they decided they better

call from Asura I worked hard to

persuade him to come I'll tell you one

thing I was against it at first now I'm

glad mr. Esther incidentally how did you

manage to get away grandfather was easy

to convince I thought he wanted to spend

the summer with you in Maine

well once I explained the situation to

him he saw how important it was off to

help

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I'm very glad to see are you really what

about Ellen ah she's very attractive

okay she's in love she's sweet and I

told her I have the best girlfriend in

the whole world and who could that be

Larry I'll introduce you to her

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he grabbed the guy around the waist

right and he gave this incredible

headbutt like this break me open just

ask I'll bring my pneumatic drill I call

this technique it is called the Turkish

variant a very effective it was used at

ancient times in greco-roman wrestling

which later evolved into a form of

karate

have you ever come across anyone who

uses this technique master once in a

match many years ago it was in Canton I

lost that my adversary was a true

champion and I just a beginner so of

course I lost the first time that is the

rematch

I won so you just have to teach me the

counter-attack and we're all set it's

not that easy it takes speed precision

courage of all physical resistance to

counter the Turkish barrier this will be

a very tough match for you Larry Sam

which is why you're going to rest you've

a lot to learn tomorrow

you got it not everyone night Larry can

you fight all right only if all of us

work hard and give it our trust and let

him find his calm and concentration

listen Ellen Larry will win and you

won't have to worry about Marion was too

far

Oh hold on I on the right

you know it right right right

what worries me is that head butt of

hips you must anticipate him when he

takes position you hit his support leg

that way he cannot move in on you hit

throw that's right on his support leg

exactly God

now you can face this adversary I'm

ready

remember that he is an expert in

greco-roman and that means an open

stance so he can attack from the left or

from the right from either side

all right either side there's nothing

more I can teach

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you know God knows I am you too Greg

everyone at Larry's right it's like the

first time around

I don't know enough huh just a place

people live I suppose

why don't you come Ellen next year is my

guest I'd love to have you stay with me

I'd love to

Leo made me the same offer so did I is

your father soul yes of course fine it's

possible thank you you're about to

witness a match that involves from the

United States

Larry John

and the island champion mr. Park

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coming in first Larry Jones and his

famous Gordon come on

don't hurry look for weaknesses - said

don't leave him the initiative you

attack first and watch out for his head

understand okay the undefeated champion

for Island

you can beat him

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not forget mental energy is most

important to you okay

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prepare to be killed I'm ready for you

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take your position what do you think

they go hard

he fights fair I protest what gonna free

if he's not do not lose the

concentration

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turn to each other get ready

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enough of this stop you ever toss play

around regulation diagnosis and I mean

yes positions

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and out Larry you can do it just

concentrate concentrate just on staying

alive people in the world will accept

you American couple I've finished now

Larry

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it's alright just relax relax there's

only one way to stop this

you have to surprise a man-made attack

just get him off balance and rest will

be easy pair tie

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all right cool American boy

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Mustafa Mustafa Mustafa

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come on son go get it thanks

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do not let him get you you know you must

be possible

so you decided on Sheila's baby so then

I'm gonna take you along with

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now the Dragonball

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but

Hey

mine

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I'm sorry Sam very proud of you great

champions who can de done it without you

well that's very true

thanks for coming down mr. Bernie last

week

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it was a luxury trip I keep that guy

younger : never dreamed up five-star

hotels six star restaurants limos

everywhere champagne and flowers Oh

believable man I heard another story you

got all those Americans to please you

know nothing about Greek history nothing

you filled all those poor sweethearts

with the silliest stupidest lies anyone

ever invented attack of Sioux Indians on

the Greek island who cares it was the

most wonderful vacation you can't even

picture it now one of you freaks could

have handled it all know the

resourcefulness we displayed would have

just totally bothered your mind yeah we

displayed in very trying

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yeah it was really something all right

remarkable traveling is great I gotta

say the best part of the trip was

getting back home pull the biggest one

since the days of Homer some guy told

him there was a real live mermaid and

for five hundred dollars he could

photograph her talk about gullible the

big news is the new girl on campus did

you know she's a princess she's some

kind of third world king's daughter I

guess we could call her your height you

sure that Wow and Eric rent hey that's

gotta be Leo's money okay oh if the

fella finds out it's gonna go hard

well they'll treat you real bad those

men will cut off your hand

no thief that exchange of money was a

gentleman okay yeah but he was the only

gentleman you swindled him leo

cuz she really weren't hurt at all you'd

have had internal injuries it's my way

of knowing then and there right I just

very kindly accepted of cash

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hold it fellows I'll be right back I got

a little business to take care of

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his Highness here oh you're at the

$10,000 you want to collect again only

this time it isn't as serious okay only

I think you ought to settle in a little

less this time though you know what I

mean I think we ought to give you five

this time that should be enough you must

hold very still while you're getting a

reward

I think there's another five

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