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Cheers is filmedbefore a live studio audience.
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Whoa, Cliffie,
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new Weekly GabberI see, huh?
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Yeah, you betcha.
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Look at this headline here.
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"Suicidal Twin Kills
Brother by Mistake."
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Oh, Cliff,
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you don't actually believe
that pack of lies, do you?
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Well, Dr. Crane, it just
shows you how much you know
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about free press
here in America.
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I mean, uh, they can't print it
unless it's the truth.
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Well, granted, you know,
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some of these stories
might be a bit exaggerated,
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but, uh, I guarantee you
at the core of each
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is the kernel of truth.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Hey, hey.
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Come here, fella.
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Listen, I just won
five bucks in the lottery.
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Pass it on, will ya?
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Thanks a lot.
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The truth
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has begun its journey
now around the bar.
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When it returns, it
may be a little bit
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distorted, you know.
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People will be saying
I won $500,
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maybe $5,000,
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maybe five million dollars,
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but I guarantee you
the essence of the message
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will be the truth.
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Hey, Norm, get this.
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Some geek brain's
all jazzed
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because he just won
five bucks.
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Touch�.
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( piano plays )
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always glad
you came �
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� You want to be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You want to be where everybody
knows your name �
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� You want to go
where people know �
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� People are all the same
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� You want to go where
everybody knows your name. �
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Listen up, everyone.
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One of the most influential
reviewers in the city
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has been going around
to different bars in the area
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reviewing them.
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Need I say more?
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Yes.
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Woody, in case
he comes in here,
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I want everybody
on his best behavior.
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Aw, gee, does this mean
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we're going to have to cancel
the midget tossing contest?
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Sam, please don't
joke about this.
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This really means
a lot to me.
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Oh, don't worry
about it.
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I'm sure
we'll do great.
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As long as the reviewer
doesn't happen to be
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that SOB Murray Treadwell.
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You remember him?
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Well, I'm not saying it is,
but what if it were?
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Well, then you better
kiss your butt good-bye.
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Actually, that sounds
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more like a job for me,
doesn't it?
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What's the matter
with him?
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He's a hater.
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The guy hates everybody.
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I hate people like that.
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Yeah.
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He gave Cheers
a really bad review
a couple years ago.
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Really bad.
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I almost stopped
coming here.
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What did he say?
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A bar full of bores.
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Yeah, oafish clientele.
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Dumb lug of a bartender.
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Well, we're under
new management here.
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A lot of things have changed.
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Like what?
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We have ferns.
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Didn't he say
anything nice?
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Yes, as a matter of fact,
he said
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the one saving grace was
the refreshing lack of ferns.
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You guys are just
trying to rattle me.
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With the changes I've instituted
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and with Carla locked
in the storage closet,
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everything's going to be fine.
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86 the ferns, Woody.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, Carla, Eddie called
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and said he got a job
as a penguin.
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Great!
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Hey, did you hear that,
everybody?
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My husband just hooked on
with the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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Hey, that's great.
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Pittsburgh-- they're an
up-and-coming club, huh?
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I'd say Eddie LeBec is
on his way to becoming a legend.
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Gee, Cliff, what a great thing
to say, thanks.
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I meant every word of it, Carla.
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( clears throat ):
Can Eddie get us tickets?
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You know, what I like
best about that team...
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What?
is their uniforms.
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I mean, the Penguin uniforms
are far and away
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the coolest in the league.
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Hey,
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everybody!
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Eddie?
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Who else could it be?
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Wow, Carla, are their home
uniforms that neat-looking too?
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Hey, Carla, listen.
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It's been breaking me up,
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you know, not being able
to find work,
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not being able to
support you and the kids.
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It's like I was
losing myself as a man.
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Well, now, you know,
I got a job.
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Aren't you proud of me?
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Eddie, take off
your beak.
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This is a joke, right?
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You're with Pittsburgh.
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Pittsburgh?
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No, I'm with
the Wonderful World of Ice.
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You know,
that big ice show.
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They're hiring lots
of hockey players like me.
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Hey, at least you
won't have to worry
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about renting
a tux, Eddie.
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( chuckling )
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Yeah, what are they
paying you, Ed?
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Seven, eight fish a day?
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Hey, you guys, knock it off.
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He's got himself an honest job.
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He gets paid.
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He, um...
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come on, help me
out here, man.
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All right, all right.
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Can it, you clowns.
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You know, a lot of people
criticize hockey players.
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They say they're
wasting their time.
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After their careers
are over
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they're not prepared
for anything.
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Well, my Eddie just
proved them wrong.
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Thank you, Carla.
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You walked around in
public in that thing?
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I thought you'd get
a kick out of it.
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Listen, uh, Carla,
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I got to fly
to Seattle tomorrow.
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You can't fly in
that thing, can you?
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No, Woody, I'm going
on an airplane.
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I know, I mean you're not going
to fly in that thing, are you?
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Seattle?
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I just...
I can't believe
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you're going to be
that far away.
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It won't be that long.
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Look, I'll call you
every day.
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Hey, maybe you want
to come out and see me, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, well...
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you know, it's really
a long way, Eddie.
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We'll talk about it
tonight, okay?
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What do you want
for dinner?
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I don't know.
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I kind of got the urge
for mackerel.
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Gee, I'm sure going
to miss you, Carla.
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Well, who wouldn't?
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You know, not to be
overly sentimental,
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but you're the best
husband I ever had.
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I'll see you, Carla.
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Yeah, see ya...
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Penguin.
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I wonder where couples get
those cute little names
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they call each other.
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Well, soon.
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Eddie, look, I just can't
fly out of here.
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Are you forgetting
I got seven kids?
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Oh, right, eight.
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Look, look, I'd love to
talk to you some more,
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but Sam's calling me.
What?
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( stamps )
Ow!
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Be right there, Sam.
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Okay, I'll talk to you
tomorrow then, bye.
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Hey, uh, Carla,
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I couldn't help but notice
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that Eddie calls you
every single day
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asking you to go out there,
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and you just keep
giving him the brush-off.
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I mean, hey, what gives here,
little lady?
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Drop it.
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Or I'll set
your face on fire
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and beat out the flames
with your butt.
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Well, does that satisfy
your curiosity, Cliff?
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Totally.
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But it does raise
a series of other questions.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That restaurant
critic guy's here.
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Where?
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Right over
there, see?
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Oh, my God.
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How do I look, Sam?
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You've got a little drool
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on the corner of
your mouth there.
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No, no, no, leave it.
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I think I better
go see what he wants.
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No, relax.
Carla's got it.
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Oh, my God!
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Carla, you don't mind, do you?
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Not at all.
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When you're through,
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there's a table
of six in the corner.
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Hello.
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You're Murray Treadwell,
aren't you?
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Yes, and you must be one
of the Flying Wallendas.
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No, I'm Rebecca Howe.
I'm the new manager here.
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I hope you enjoy
your visit here.
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Oh, I'm sure I will.
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Would you like a drink?
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That seems vaguely appropriate.
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I'll get it.
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You probably want
something specific.
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How about a vodka martini?
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Excellent choice.
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Anything special?
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Stirred, shaken, two olives?
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A little sword?
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I'd like it today.
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Coming right up.
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Vodka martini for Mr. Treadwell
and make it snappy.
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Oh, no, that's the one drink
I don't know how to make.
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Things seem to be
going very well.
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Yeah, just make sure
he gets a napkin.
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We only lost about
a thousand points
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on that last time.
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As if it would have
really killed him
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to use
the paper towels.
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Thank you, Sam.
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Here you go, Mr. Treadwell.
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Notice the cocktail napkin.
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There's plenty more
where that one came from.
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Mm, very nice.
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Yes, we make
a good martini here.
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Oh, that, too.
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Very sweet of you.
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Do you have any questions
about Cheers?
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Actually, I do.
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But, unfortunately,
I'm running a little bit late.
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Would you, by any chance
be free for dinner tonight?
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Dinner?
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Yes, it's the third meal
of the day.
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We could find somewhere
nice and quiet
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where we wouldn't be disturbed.
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Uh... I don't know.
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You know,
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the more time
you and I spend together,
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the happier I think
you'll be with the review.
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Will you excuse me a minute?
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I just want
to check my schedule.
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He wants me to have
dinner with him.
261
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That means he
expects something
262
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,337
for a good review.
263
00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:14,938
I'll get the petty cash.
264
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,210
Sam.
265
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,712
He wants me to
compromise myself.
266
00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:26,149
Honey, we all do.
267
00:10:26,183 --> 00:10:27,951
Why do I even
talk to you?
268
00:10:27,985 --> 00:10:29,286
I'm not going to make
a big deal of this.
269
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,021
It's just going to be
another business dinner.
270
00:10:31,055 --> 00:10:32,355
That's all.
Everything will be fine.
271
00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,423
Listen to me.
Listen.
272
00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:36,042
If, uh, one thing should
lead to another tonight
273
00:10:36,077 --> 00:10:37,160
and you wake up
in the morning
274
00:10:37,194 --> 00:10:38,528
and find out
you done something
275
00:10:38,562 --> 00:10:39,562
you wish you hadn't,
276
00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:40,897
I just want you to know,
277
00:10:40,899 --> 00:10:43,133
I'd love to take you
out tomorrow night.
278
00:10:45,669 --> 00:10:48,472
So I stand by
my original review,
279
00:10:48,506 --> 00:10:50,907
"the Hungry Heifer
is a trough."
280
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:51,958
Okay, fine.
281
00:10:51,993 --> 00:10:54,160
But listen, if you can find
a better 25-ounce steak
282
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,262
for $1.99, pal,
283
00:10:55,296 --> 00:10:56,662
you just let me know,
all right?
284
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,702
I'd be happy to have
dinner with you tonight.
285
00:11:02,736 --> 00:11:04,271
Great, I'll pick you up
at 7:00.
286
00:11:04,305 --> 00:11:05,305
Terrific.
287
00:11:05,339 --> 00:11:06,672
I'll see you then,
Mr. Treadwell.
288
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,058
Please, call me Murray.
289
00:11:13,096 --> 00:11:14,514
All right, all right,
sure thing, Eddie.
290
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,917
Okay, listen, break a wing.
291
00:11:16,951 --> 00:11:18,018
( chuckles )
292
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,687
I know, I know, I know,
you hate those jokes.
293
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,690
Listen, just keep
a stiff upper beak.
294
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:24,624
( laughs )
295
00:11:24,658 --> 00:11:25,758
I'm sorry.
296
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,327
All right, bye-bye,
bye-bye.
297
00:11:27,361 --> 00:11:28,828
Oh, heck.
298
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,514
That was your husband
on the phone there, Carla.
299
00:11:31,549 --> 00:11:33,183
Why was he calling you?
300
00:11:33,217 --> 00:11:34,601
Well, he's upset.
301
00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:37,403
He wanted me to ask you,
find out why, you know,
302
00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:38,905
you won't go see him.
303
00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:40,423
How can I, Sam?
304
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:43,326
I can't afford
a plane ticket to Seattle.
305
00:11:43,361 --> 00:11:44,827
Well, now I could
loan you the money.
306
00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:45,779
Great.
307
00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:48,098
But who could get
the time off?
308
00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:49,265
If it's for the sake
of your marriage,
309
00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:50,767
I'm sure we could
work something out.
310
00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:52,402
If you'd like to take
a leave of absence
311
00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:54,103
for say, a year,
that would be fine.
312
00:11:54,138 --> 00:11:56,873
I-I really, I don't know
why everybody thinks
313
00:11:56,907 --> 00:11:58,475
I could just
pick myself up and go.
314
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,343
I got two newborn babies.
315
00:12:00,378 --> 00:12:02,646
Take them.
Tykes fly free.
316
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,547
Yeah, usually in the
seat right next to me.
317
00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:07,584
Look, I can't go,
so let's just drop it, okay?
318
00:12:07,618 --> 00:12:08,618
Geez.
319
00:12:08,652 --> 00:12:10,853
Just came up
for a drink order.
320
00:12:10,888 --> 00:12:14,190
Carla, Eddie's afraid that
you're ashamed of him.
321
00:12:14,224 --> 00:12:16,359
Well, I'm not.
Well, tell him.
Don't tell me.
322
00:12:16,393 --> 00:12:17,994
I will!
323
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,747
The minute he gets back.
324
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,699
You're not afraid to fly,
are you, Carla?
325
00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:26,403
Me? Afraid to fly? Me?
326
00:12:26,437 --> 00:12:30,590
( laughing )
327
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,360
( cackling )
328
00:12:33,394 --> 00:12:36,045
( maniacal laughter )
329
00:12:36,079 --> 00:12:38,381
( laughing )
330
00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,483
Well, it must be something.
331
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,559
( laughing )
332
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,895
I am not afraid to fly.
333
00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:53,329
I'm not!
334
00:12:54,215 --> 00:12:57,067
I'm afraid to crash.
335
00:12:57,101 --> 00:12:59,736
MAN:
Did you have
a bad experience...?
336
00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:01,104
Yes, I did!
337
00:13:02,373 --> 00:13:04,474
First time in an airplane.
338
00:13:04,508 --> 00:13:07,360
It was on my honeymoon
with Nick.
339
00:13:07,394 --> 00:13:11,298
We're going to New York--
short flight, no problem, right?
340
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:14,667
Well, suddenly, the plane
hits turbulence, right?
341
00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:18,071
Me and Nick were thrown
all around that bathroom.
342
00:13:21,074 --> 00:13:23,343
I haven't flown since.
343
00:13:23,377 --> 00:13:24,877
Sweetheart, that
was just one time.
344
00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:25,812
I mean, look at me.
345
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,013
When I was playing ball,
346
00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,548
I must have flown
200,000 miles,
347
00:13:28,582 --> 00:13:30,583
and I don't remember
anything happening.
348
00:13:30,618 --> 00:13:31,918
'Cause you were
always drunk.
349
00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:35,789
Damn right.
350
00:13:35,823 --> 00:13:37,023
Good afternoon.
351
00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:37,807
Hey.
352
00:13:37,841 --> 00:13:39,225
Oh, hey, Frasier.
353
00:13:39,259 --> 00:13:41,261
Yeah. You're just the man
I'm looking for here.
354
00:13:41,295 --> 00:13:42,895
You looking for my camaraderie,
Sam,
355
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:45,064
or do you want some
free psychiatric advice?
356
00:13:45,098 --> 00:13:46,416
Uh... that
free thing there.
357
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,801
Good.
358
00:13:47,835 --> 00:13:49,803
Come on. What do
you say, Carla?
359
00:13:49,837 --> 00:13:51,371
Oh, no way, Sam. Uh-uh.
360
00:13:51,405 --> 00:13:53,072
I like my head this size.
361
00:13:53,106 --> 00:13:55,074
Just keep him away from me.
362
00:13:55,108 --> 00:13:56,743
He's the only
shrink we know.
363
00:13:56,777 --> 00:13:59,579
Oh, stop, Sam.
You're embarrassing me.
364
00:13:59,613 --> 00:14:01,347
What's the problem?
365
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,767
Well, Carla wants
to visit Eddie
on the West Coast,
366
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,434
but she's
afraid to fly.
367
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:08,037
Well, do you mean,
by afraid to fly, what?
368
00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:11,741
Um... she's claustrophobic,
agoraphobic, or acrophobic?
369
00:14:11,776 --> 00:14:13,693
Death-o-phobic.
370
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,027
Well, you know, Carla,
371
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,529
I've done a lot
of reading lately
372
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,030
about fear of flying.
373
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,099
I've always wanted
to conduct a workshop
374
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,934
for people with your problem.
375
00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:25,305
I'm sure I could scare upa few people like you.
376
00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,506
Oh, no pun intended.
377
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:30,260
None noticed, I am sure.
378
00:14:30,294 --> 00:14:31,694
No way, Frasier.
379
00:14:31,728 --> 00:14:33,696
I am not going to
wind up in your office,
380
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,031
strapped to some table
381
00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:37,033
with electricity shot
through my head.
382
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:39,468
Carla, that's not
part of the therapy.
383
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,470
Oh, yeah? What about Diane?
384
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,523
Now, look. I never
treated Diane
385
00:14:43,557 --> 00:14:46,125
with any kind
of shock inducement.
386
00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,261
Of course,
now I wish I had.
387
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:54,050
No, no. The key
to this therapy,
388
00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:57,020
you see, is, uh...
desensitization.
389
00:14:57,054 --> 00:14:58,254
Over a period
of sessions,
390
00:14:58,289 --> 00:14:59,722
we slowly break
down your fears
391
00:14:59,756 --> 00:15:01,357
until you're ready
to get on a plane.
392
00:15:01,391 --> 00:15:03,894
And, at the end,
we all take
an actual flight.
393
00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:05,695
Yeah? Well,
fly this, Orville.
394
00:15:05,729 --> 00:15:08,664
( phone ringing )
395
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,665
Cheers.
396
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:10,766
EDDIE:
Hey, Sam.
397
00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:11,968
Oh, hey, Eddie.
398
00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:13,152
Long time
no hear. Yeah.
399
00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:13,987
How you doing?
400
00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:15,205
Oh, the show? It's okay.
401
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:17,040
It's kind
of a hockey players' reunion.
402
00:15:17,074 --> 00:15:18,708
Listen.
Did you talk to her, Sam?
403
00:15:18,742 --> 00:15:20,043
I mean, what did she say?
404
00:15:20,077 --> 00:15:21,878
No, listen. The problem, Eddie,
405
00:15:21,912 --> 00:15:23,847
is not that
she's afraid to see you.
406
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,681
It's that she's afraid to fly.
407
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,016
Carla, afraid?
408
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,118
Carla's not afraid
of anything, Sam.
409
00:15:29,153 --> 00:15:30,653
See, that's
just an excuse.
410
00:15:30,687 --> 00:15:32,288
I mean, she's
ashamed of me.
411
00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:33,422
You know
something?
412
00:15:33,457 --> 00:15:34,757
It's just
not working.
413
00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:36,025
I'm going to quit.
414
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,093
No, wait.
Hold on. Hold on.
415
00:15:37,127 --> 00:15:39,095
Listen, he's so sure
you're ashamed of him
416
00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:40,113
that he wants to quit.
417
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,198
Really?
Yes.
418
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,166
Give me this phone.
419
00:15:44,201 --> 00:15:45,652
Eddie?
420
00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:50,490
I'm coming to see you.
421
00:15:50,524 --> 00:15:53,393
I'll be there in about a week.
422
00:15:53,427 --> 00:15:54,494
Really?
Aw, gee, Carla.
423
00:15:54,528 --> 00:15:57,229
I got the biggest smile
you ever saw on my face.
424
00:15:57,264 --> 00:15:58,964
I wish you could see me.
425
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,285
Eddie?
426
00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:11,578
Before we take off,
I'd like to commend you.
427
00:16:11,612 --> 00:16:13,429
It's been an
intense week,
428
00:16:13,463 --> 00:16:16,215
but here we are, finally,
at the end of our journey.
429
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:20,420
Or should I say, perhaps
the beginning of the end
430
00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:23,088
of our journey.
431
00:16:23,123 --> 00:16:24,941
I guess
we're all set.
432
00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:26,826
Let's get this show on the road.
433
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,028
Dr. Crane, uh...
I... I hope you don't mind.
434
00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:31,764
I brought along a little
Saint Christopher's medal.
435
00:16:31,799 --> 00:16:33,466
Oh. Well, no.
If that helps you, that's fine.
436
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:34,834
Oh, great.
437
00:16:35,902 --> 00:16:37,603
Anybody else want one?
438
00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:38,904
Now, now, Carla.
439
00:16:38,939 --> 00:16:41,207
All religious artifacts
must be stored
440
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,476
either below the seat
in front of you
441
00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:45,144
or in the overhead bin.
442
00:16:45,179 --> 00:16:47,279
There, now.
Isn't this fun? Huh?
443
00:16:47,314 --> 00:16:48,481
Now...
444
00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:50,416
we're going to take off
in a few minutes,
445
00:16:50,451 --> 00:16:52,218
so what should we all be doing?
446
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:53,819
People?
447
00:16:55,205 --> 00:16:58,908
Well, we should be focusing
on our happy place.
448
00:17:00,911 --> 00:17:02,595
That place where
449
00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:05,448
we most like to be...
where we're most relaxed.
450
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,317
Can you see it?
451
00:17:07,351 --> 00:17:08,985
Excuse me, sir.
We'll be taking
off shortly.
452
00:17:09,019 --> 00:17:10,320
Would you
please sit down?
453
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:11,887
Oh, yes, of course.
Just a moment.
454
00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:14,157
All right, now,
you're in your happy place.
455
00:17:14,191 --> 00:17:15,274
Hmm?
456
00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:17,476
You're at peace with the world.
457
00:17:17,511 --> 00:17:18,227
( engines roaring )
458
00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:19,779
Oh, God.
459
00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,581
Now, just stay
in your happy place.
460
00:17:21,615 --> 00:17:23,699
If it's the beach,
461
00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,784
just imagine
that that sound
462
00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:28,271
is the gentle rippling
of the water.
463
00:17:28,306 --> 00:17:29,972
Carla,
464
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:30,990
where's your
happy place?
465
00:17:31,024 --> 00:17:32,359
On the floor of my stomach,
466
00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:34,193
clutching the earth
with both hands.
467
00:17:34,228 --> 00:17:35,945
Good. Good!
468
00:17:35,979 --> 00:17:38,514
Oh! Uh... Dr. Crane...
469
00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:42,218
I've forgotten
where my happy place is.
470
00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:44,370
I think yours
was in the Berkshires.
Oh, yes.
471
00:17:44,404 --> 00:17:45,739
Mine is in
the Berkshires.
472
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,506
Look, everybody can be
in the Berkshires if they like.
473
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:53,712
The Berkshires is an expansive
and wonderful wooded wonderland.
474
00:17:53,747 --> 00:17:56,182
That's going to go up
like a Roman candle
475
00:17:56,216 --> 00:17:58,051
when this baby
crashes into it!
476
00:17:58,085 --> 00:18:01,320
MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've been cleared for takeoff.
477
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:02,821
So please, sit back, relax.
478
00:18:02,856 --> 00:18:05,141
Thanks for flying with us.
479
00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:08,477
Did he say, "Thanks
for dying with us"?
480
00:18:08,512 --> 00:18:09,979
Just relax.
481
00:18:10,014 --> 00:18:12,181
I'll be sitting
right here beside you.
482
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:15,451
If you're a little nervous,
go ahead and grab on to me.
483
00:18:29,383 --> 00:18:30,850
Afternoon, everybody.
484
00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:32,685
MEN:
Norm! Norm! Norm!
485
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,287
What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
486
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,405
"Bobbsey Twins
Go to the Brewery."
487
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:38,841
Let's just cut
to the happy ending.
488
00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,476
Uh-oh!
489
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,662
We got the Cheers review today.
490
00:18:42,696 --> 00:18:44,113
Oh, God! Here it comes.
491
00:18:44,148 --> 00:18:46,349
Well, at least you'll all know
492
00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:48,351
I didn't
compromise myself.
493
00:18:48,386 --> 00:18:50,353
And that we probably
got a horrendous review
494
00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:51,855
and I'll get fired.
495
00:18:51,889 --> 00:18:54,424
I can still look at
myself in the mirror
496
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,760
and say, "Would it
have killed you?"
497
00:18:56,794 --> 00:19:00,063
"Hurrah, hurrah for Cheers,
the best bar in Boston."
498
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,982
Oh, you slept with him.
499
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,817
I did not.
500
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,587
"Warm, inviting, a delight
from top to bottom."
501
00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:09,254
The bar or you?
502
00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:10,422
I did not sleep
with him.
503
00:19:10,457 --> 00:19:13,492
Oh, stop it. I think
I respect you more
now than I ever did.
504
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,761
I did not sleep
with him.
505
00:19:14,795 --> 00:19:16,228
You just have
a filthy mind.
506
00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:18,931
Nobody else in
here thinks that,
so just shut up.
507
00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:20,200
How was he?
508
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,671
I did not sleep
with him.
509
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,941
( phone ringing )
510
00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:30,326
Yeah. Cheers.
511
00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:31,827
As a matter of fact, she is.
512
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:32,996
Hold on one second.
513
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,330
It's your boss.
514
00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:35,831
Hello.
515
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,333
Mr. Drake.
516
00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,835
Did you happen to catch
our remarkable review?
517
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:42,571
Good? Oh, it was fantastic.
518
00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:45,008
Yes. We're all very proud.
519
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,176
Yeah, well, you know,
we work pretty hard...
520
00:19:47,211 --> 00:19:50,546
No! I did not sleep with him.
521
00:19:55,385 --> 00:19:56,719
Good air in...
522
00:19:58,722 --> 00:20:00,956
and the bad air out.
523
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,826
That's good.
524
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,710
Nice, easy
breathing.
525
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,412
Now, there.
Don't you all feel better?
526
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,164
( plane creaks )
527
00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:09,632
Now, now. Remember
what we learned.
528
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,417
Meow, meow, meow.
529
00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:14,036
ALL:
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
530
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:15,471
That's just a little kitty cat.
531
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:19,775
C-A-T: Clear Air Turbulence.
532
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,427
Now... now that
533
00:20:21,461 --> 00:20:23,279
you're all relaxed,
534
00:20:23,313 --> 00:20:24,881
we can take this opportunity
535
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:30,419
to, uh... well, further discuss
the irrationality of our fears.
536
00:20:31,722 --> 00:20:33,122
Anyone?
537
00:20:33,157 --> 00:20:36,159
I...I... I just wish
I had more control.
538
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:40,196
I think I'd feel better
if I were flying the plane.
539
00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:41,864
Trust me.
That doesn't help.
540
00:20:41,898 --> 00:20:42,999
How do you know?
541
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,834
I was a pilot
for this airline.
542
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,135
You were?
543
00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:47,352
I was flying
544
00:20:47,387 --> 00:20:49,305
a jumbo jet--
full plane--
545
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,341
and it occurred
to me that
546
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,843
all these people
had their lives
547
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:56,379
in the hands
of someone like me.
548
00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:58,348
I couldn't
go up again.
549
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,749
Forget the pilot!
550
00:20:59,783 --> 00:21:01,551
What about those mechanics, huh?
551
00:21:01,585 --> 00:21:03,686
I mean, what if
one of those guys
has a bad day?
552
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,754
Forgets to screw
in a lug nut?
553
00:21:04,788 --> 00:21:06,389
Carla, they're
trained technicians.
554
00:21:06,423 --> 00:21:08,557
Aren't they
in a labor dispute?
555
00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:10,393
Yes, but
it's almost over.
556
00:21:10,427 --> 00:21:12,328
Well, what happens
if we get hit by lightning?
557
00:21:12,363 --> 00:21:14,213
Oh, now, I'm sure the plane
is designed to handle that.
558
00:21:14,248 --> 00:21:16,132
Or if a teeny,
tiny little bird
559
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,433
gets in the engine?
560
00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:20,236
God! What bird would be flying
at 30,000 feet?
561
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:22,004
We're at 30,000 feet?
562
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:22,621
This plane
563
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,606
is too heavy
564
00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:24,724
to be up that high!
565
00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:26,525
If anything happens,
we're all just going
566
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,561
to drop like spit
off the Prudential Building.
567
00:21:28,595 --> 00:21:30,028
Carla, now
you're being silly.
568
00:21:30,063 --> 00:21:31,297
Listen, statistics prove
that this is...
569
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,899
The hell with statistics.
570
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:35,134
Does the words
"ice on the wings"
571
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,802
mean anything
to you?
572
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,138
Oh, that is simply the sun
573
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,157
glinting off the wings.
574
00:21:41,191 --> 00:21:44,260
Does that look
like ice to you?
575
00:21:44,294 --> 00:21:46,912
ALL:
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow.
576
00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:49,365
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
577
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,468
Will you stop that
incessant caterwauling?
578
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,255
Meow, meow, meow.
579
00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:58,590
Why aren't
they serving drinks?
580
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,426
Hey, Fras, you okay?
581
00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:01,861
I'm fine. Fine.
582
00:22:01,895 --> 00:22:03,662
You look
a little green.
583
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,664
I'm perfectly all right.
584
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,000
Where is that
damn cocktail cart?
585
00:22:10,221 --> 00:22:12,054
What was that?
What?
586
00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:13,523
That pinging noise.
587
00:22:14,341 --> 00:22:15,291
I heard it.
588
00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,709
I heard a ping,
a ping, ping.
589
00:22:16,743 --> 00:22:18,210
What, have you
all gone deaf
590
00:22:18,244 --> 00:22:18,928
or something?
591
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,197
Hey, hey, ease up.
592
00:22:21,231 --> 00:22:23,532
Do you feel cold air
rushing in here?
593
00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:24,950
No.
My God!
594
00:22:24,985 --> 00:22:26,703
There's a leak
in the fuselage!
595
00:22:26,737 --> 00:22:28,037
Calm down, Frasier.
596
00:22:28,072 --> 00:22:30,272
Oh, God, look!
It's the wings!
597
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,407
They're flapping
598
00:22:31,442 --> 00:22:32,624
around like
a wounded duck!
599
00:22:32,659 --> 00:22:33,692
We're all gonna die!
600
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,728
Frasier! You're
not in your
happy place.
601
00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:37,263
What do you mean?
In a grave?
602
00:22:37,297 --> 00:22:38,264
We're going down!
603
00:22:38,298 --> 00:22:39,114
We're going down!
604
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,583
I got to get out of here!
605
00:22:40,617 --> 00:22:41,367
Mommy!
606
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:42,368
Mommy!
607
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,819
Frasier!
608
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,325
Honest, Eddie.
609
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,927
I'm flying out
tomorrow night. Yeah.
610
00:22:51,962 --> 00:22:54,564
Frasier's class taught me
how stupid it was
611
00:22:54,598 --> 00:22:56,732
to be afraid of flying.
612
00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:59,034
Oh, me, too.
613
00:22:59,069 --> 00:23:00,970
I can't wait to get you alone,
614
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:06,008
strip you out of that penguin
outfit, and climb all over ya.
615
00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:10,179
We're sharing a room
with the three little pigs?
616
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:14,683
Well, they're used
to huffing and puffing.
617
00:23:14,718 --> 00:23:17,386
All right. See you then.
618
00:23:17,421 --> 00:23:18,838
Sam, you don't
really think Miss Howe
619
00:23:18,872 --> 00:23:21,674
would do anything she
shouldn't have to get
a good review, do you?
620
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:24,109
No, Of course not.
Then why do you
keep teasing her?
621
00:23:24,143 --> 00:23:25,878
Well, haven't
you ever noticed
622
00:23:25,913 --> 00:23:28,881
how her chest
kind of heaves
when she's angry?
623
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:31,800
I always avert my eyes.
624
00:23:33,587 --> 00:23:35,721
You're kidding me.
No.
625
00:23:35,756 --> 00:23:38,474
I'm a leg man.
626
00:23:41,728 --> 00:23:43,212
Excuse me, miss?
627
00:23:43,246 --> 00:23:46,148
I couldn't help
but overhear
your conversation.
628
00:23:46,183 --> 00:23:48,418
I've had a fear
of flying for years,
629
00:23:48,452 --> 00:23:51,137
and I think it's time
that I confronted it.
630
00:23:51,171 --> 00:23:52,789
How can I get
into that class
631
00:23:52,823 --> 00:23:54,524
that worked
miracles for you?
632
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,858
I can do
better than that.
633
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:58,361
The doctor's over
there. Hey, Fras?
634
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,746
I'm in my happy place.
635
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:04,800
Sign up early.
58029
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