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Last time on Cheers:
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Hey, Sam, me and Eddie
are getting married!
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She's, uh, quite a catch, Ed.
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Seems that Eddie and I picked
the one day of the century
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when all the planets
and constellations
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are in perfect alignment.
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So we either get married
by 4:00 p.m. today,
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or we wait until the year 2042.
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This is going to be
an interesting wedding,
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the two most superstitious
people in the world.
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Hey, hey, don't say that.
It's bad luck.
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Our love can conquer
any bad luck
that comes our way.
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Hey, that's my mirror.
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( shrieks )
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I mean it, Anthony
and Annie moving in...
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You don't want
to come and live
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in my little, tiny
overcrowded house.
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Your ma hating me...
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I'm so happy to meet you.
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Car-la.
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Anthony hating you...
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You are not my father...
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and you never will be.
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Twins...
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I had twins once.
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It was the happiest
day of my life.
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Every time one
of these little,
piddly things came up,
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I kept thinking you were going
to say the wedding's off.
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The wedding's off.
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Afternoon, everybody.
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ALL:
Norm!
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Hey, Mr. Peterson,
would you like a beer?
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No, I'd like
a dead cat in a glass.
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Men, you are looking
at one sharp bargainer.
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Not only did I get
Carla and Eddie
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eight sterling-silver
place settings, but
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I also got Bruce to throw in
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matching weenie tongs
and lemon zester.
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That's great,
man, except...
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the wedding's
been called off.
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Ah...
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So what happened?
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Eddie freaked out
about being a father?
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No.
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Eddie's mom met Carla.
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Hate at first sight.
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Yeah, how'd you know?
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Well, that's the "law" part
of "mother-in-law," see.
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So Eddie's not going
to marry Carla
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because his mother
doesn't approve.
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I tell you,
it's pathetic
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to see a grown man so tied
to his ma's apron strings.
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Well, that reminds me,
Mr. Clavin, you mother called
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and said she couldn't make it
for dinner tonight.
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Oh, great. What
am I supposed to do
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with that casserole--
just throw it away?
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( piano plays )
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� Making your way
in the world today �
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� Takes everything you've got
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� Taking a break
from all your worries �
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� Sure would help a lot
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� Wouldn't you like
to get away? �
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� Sometimes you want to go
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� Where everybody
knows your name �
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� And they're always glad
you came �
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� You want to be
where you can see �
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� Our troubles
are all the same �
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� You want to be where everybody
knows your name �
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� You want to go
where people know �
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� People are all the same
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� You want to go where
everybody knows your name. �
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Mr. Malone,
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remember that reception
you talked me into?
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Well, it seems that the bride
is in my office
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and she's having a little
problem with the groom.
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She wants him to die
with festering boils.
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It's just the usual
prenuptial jitters.
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It'll be all right.
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It will notbe all right.
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I invited my boss,
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and he's really
excited about this.
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Now, if Mr. Drake
shows up here
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expecting a reception and
there isn't a reception,
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I'm gonna have egg
all over my face.
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Actually, uh, you know,
most complexion experts
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swear by the old
egg facial.
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It tightens one's pores.
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Although yours look
pretty tight to me.
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I want to talk
to you a minute.
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Miss Howe, I think I can get
this wedding back on track.
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Thank God.
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Yeah, but I have
one little condition.
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You pull this off and you can
have anything you want.
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Really?
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Except that.
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Actually, all
I want to do
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is get rid of
these stupid uniforms.
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Mr. Malone, ever since
you have worked here,
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you have done nothing
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but whine about
these uniforms.
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Now, I put a great deal
of thought into them
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and I happen to think
they make a statement.
Oh, yeah.
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They say I'm a lima bean.
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All right. Fine, fine.
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If you insist on
keeping these uniforms,
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then there'll be
no wedding,
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no wedding reception,
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and you and Mr. Drake
can spend an intimate evening
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watching 40 quarts
of guacamole turn black.
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Fine, fine.
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Get rid of the uniforms.
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Okay.
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Woody.
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Yo.
Get on the phone.
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Tell the church we're running
a little bit late.
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Cliff, see if you can
catch up with Eddie there.
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You betcha.
Norm,
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stay in the office
and make sure Carla
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does not trash it.
Yes, you.
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Frasier. Go pick up
Carla's gown, will you?
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Right. Oh, say,
if anybody needs me,
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Just tell them
I'm at Gown-O-Rama, tra-la.
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That was all
well and good.
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Thank you.
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How do you plan on getting the
bride and groom back together?
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I'm going to rely on my wits.
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Well, you're
halfway there.
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You better believe it.
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Sam.
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Father Berry at Carla's church
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said we gotta hurry
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because he's got
two weddings
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planned after Carla's,
a bake sale,
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a slide show of the Knights of
Columbus' trip to the Holy Land,
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and a CYO hootenanny.
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Thank you, Woody.
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Sam?
Mmm?
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I'm, uh... I'm thinking
of becoming Catholic.
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We'll talk about it later.
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Hey, Sammy, I got Eddie.
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Great. Where's Mama?
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I tipped the cabbie to
take her back to the hotel.
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You already paid
back that buck.
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I'm not gonna
marry her, Sam.
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I mean, I can't go
against m�m�re's wishes.
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Maybe some day,
after Mama gets to know her
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and starts to like her....
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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What about the planets
and the tea leaves?
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I mean, if you don't
marry her now,
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you're going to have
to wait till 2042.
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Sam, it's no use.
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I mean, maybe Carla's right.
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Ever since I saw her
on our wedding day,
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we've had nothing but bad luck.
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You know, I happen
to think that it's bad luck
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to be a jerk to the woman
you're in love with.
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Now, come on, Eddie.
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Just talk to her.
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Okay. I guess I could
just talk to her.
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Great, great,
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great, great, great,
hold that thought.
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How's it going?
Pretty good,
pretty good.
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It better be,
or my butt's in a sling.
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Is there room for two in there?
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Eddie's arm.
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His neck.
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How's it going?
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Oh, not too bad.
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I don't think
we've broken anything vital yet.
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Eddie's foot.
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Sweetheart.
Eddie's femur.
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Sit down.
Hey. Stop, stop.
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Would you give the guy
a break, please?
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He had to break a mirror, right?
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He had to spill the salt.
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He had to thumb his
nose to the Fates,
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and look what happened.
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They turned him into a wuss.
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The important thing is
that the wuss came back.
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Does he have a note
from his mommy?
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Oh, come on,
just talk to the guy.
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I don't talk to
spineless jellyfish.
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All right, fine.
I'll just, uh,
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go out there
and tell him to leave.
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Hey.
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Does he look really
pathetic and cute?
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Have you ever seen a puppy...
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in the rain?
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Well...
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I guess I can
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let him off the hook,
but first!
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He has to come in here, get down
on his knees and sweat blood.
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He was hoping you'd say that.
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You're smiling.
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The wedding's on.
Oh, yeah.
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This uniform is almost off.
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Old engineer Sammy's
got the matrimony express
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right back on schedule.
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Eddie. Eddie, Eddie.
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Wait a minute, man. Whoa.
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Where you going?
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I can't face her
right now.
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I mean, even if I did
change my mind
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and decide
to stand up to Mama,
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Carla would never forgive me
for the way I ran out.
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I mean, if I went
in there right now,
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she'd tear my head off.
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Come on, Eddie.
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I think you're underestimating
Carla just a bit here.
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What, you don't think
she'll be mad?
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No, I don't think
she'll stop at your head.
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SAM:
Norm...
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Listen, she wants
to forgive you.
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All you two need is a few
moments together in private.
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Okay, but could we
do it out here,
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where there are
plenty of witnesses?
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All right. Okay.
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Just sit down right here. Relax.
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If he even looks at the door,
break his legs.
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Sam!
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The wedding frock
you ordered.
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I got some pretty weird looks
on the bus with this thing.
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There was also one
rather interesting invitation.
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Sam.
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Father Berry.
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The other wedding party's
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starting to stack up
in the vestibule.
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Ah, I can't talk
to him now, man.
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I-I gotta talk to Eddie here.
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I just talked to Eddie.
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I gotta talk to Carla.
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Carla?
Mm-hmm.
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Carla.
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Father Berry?
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Listen, Sam can't talk
right now, but, uh...
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while I got you on the phone,
can I ask you a question?
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Do you have to pay
any membership dues
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to be a Catholic?
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I told you
I wouldn't
talk to him
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unless he comes
in here begging.
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Come on. Carla, we don't
have time for this nonsense.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Get out of your clothes.
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Oh, Sammy,
any other time I'd love to,
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but, really...
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Well, I just think that,
you know, uh, you're sweaty.
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You're tired,
Maybe you'd
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like to change
into something else.
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Well, hey, like this,
for instance.
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No way.
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Oh, come on.
Just, just try it on.
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You know, see how it fits
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in case you want
to get married someday.
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Years from now.
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Years from now.
Well, you know,
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I might not be pregnant then.
258
00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,000
Right.
259
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,200
Come on.
260
00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,400
Oh, what the heck.
261
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,300
This might be the
last chance I get
262
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,600
to see what I look
like in one of these.
263
00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,700
Yeah.
264
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,200
Besides, I'm out 36 bucks.
265
00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,400
Eddie, Eddie.
266
00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,500
Sammy.
267
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,700
I know what you're doing here.
268
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,200
You think I'm going
to get all decked out
269
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,000
like Miss Bride
of the Year,
270
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,500
take one look
in the mirror
271
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,800
and forget all about
being mad at Eddie.
272
00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,300
and I'm going
to go out there,
273
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,400
and Eddie's going to
take one look at me
274
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,000
and forget all about
his mother. Then,
275
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:20,100
we'll march down the aisle
and live happily ever after.
276
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,000
Am I right?
277
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,100
Yeah, that's basically it.
278
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,500
You got a problem with that?
279
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,300
Nah, just checking.
280
00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,100
Here I come.
281
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,000
Woo-woo.
282
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,500
Sam...
283
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,900
Do you really mean "woo-woo,"
284
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,700
or are you
just saying "woo-woo"?
285
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,100
No, no. I don't say
"woo-woos" lightly. Huh?
286
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,100
Hol�.
287
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,000
Okay.
288
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,100
Ah, look at you.
289
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,100
( laughing )
290
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,000
Okay. Let's
give it a shot.
291
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,500
All right.
292
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,200
Sammy, zip me.
293
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,400
Well, I'll be darned.
294
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,200
These things go
up, too, huh?
295
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,400
Oh, Carla.
296
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,900
You look...
297
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:13,600
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
298
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,400
( phone ringing )
299
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,700
EDDIE:
Oh... Oh, listen.
300
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,200
Let's get to the church.
301
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,200
We have to get married
before 4:00.
302
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,900
Hot dog!
303
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,100
Care to help me
with my pants?
304
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,300
( happy humming )
305
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,300
Carla? It's your church.
306
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,000
Would you tell them
we're on our way.
307
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,800
Well, that's just it.
They had to go ahead
308
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,800
with the other wedding
and cancel yours.
309
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,500
I knew it.
310
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,700
I knew it!
311
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,300
You're out of uniform.
312
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,000
MONSIGNOR:
Dear friends, you have
come together...
313
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,000
CLIFF:
It sure was nice
of the Monsignor
314
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,100
to let Carla and Eddie
get married here
315
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,300
in the rectory chapel.
316
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,700
NORM:
Yeah, it was kind of nice
of us
317
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,700
to buy all those raffle tickets,
too.
318
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,900
FRASIER:
Good Lord,
it's crowded in here.
319
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,300
But on the upside,
320
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:32,000
it does satiate any desire
I might have had to visit Tokyo.
321
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:37,100
Edward, have you come here
freely without reservation
322
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:40,200
to give yourself
to Carla in marriage?
323
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,800
Edward?
324
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:45,500
Carla, where's Edward?
325
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:49,700
Carla? Where's Carla?
326
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,200
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
327
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,100
Lady with a baby.
328
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:58,200
Excuse...
Would you get off the dress!
329
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,700
All right, all right,
all right.
330
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,200
Crank it up, Father.
331
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,700
All the forces in the universe
say we have to be done by 4:00.
332
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,100
( bell tolls )
Oh, no!
333
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,200
Do you, Edward Raymond,
take Carla Maria Victoria...
334
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,200
Hurry! Hurry! Please, hurry!
335
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,400
Angelina Theresa Apollonia...
336
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,100
CARLA:
Oh, rat!
337
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:17,500
Why couldn't my parents
have named me Judy?
338
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,100
Go on, go on, go on.
339
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,300
Hey, here they come!
340
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,400
Ladies and gentlemen,
341
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,700
this is the moment
we've all been waiting for.
342
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,300
Appearing for the first time
anywhere, the happy couple,
343
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,300
Mr. and Mrs. Eddie LeBec.
344
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,200
( drum roll )
345
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,900
( cheering and applause )
346
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,900
That's a keeper.
347
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,700
Hey, guys, it's
your wedding day.
348
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,400
Show a little teeth
here, all right?
349
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,900
I can't, Sammy.
350
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,800
We were pronounced
man and wife at 4:01.
351
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,200
We might as well have
been pronounced dead.
352
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,200
We're doomed.
353
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,400
Music, music!
354
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,600
Aw, come on, you guys.
355
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,600
Think about all
the wedding gifts
356
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,800
you got to open
over there.
357
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,800
Yeah.
358
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,800
I guess I should
be grateful
359
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,000
Eddy didn't fall down
the church steps
360
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,200
and break his leg.
361
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,900
How is it, anyway?
362
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:16,500
I think I just
wrenched it a little.
363
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,500
They don't look
too happy to me.
364
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,900
No. They do look married,
though.
365
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,200
What's that
ugly-looking thing?
366
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,600
It's not an ugly thing.
367
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,000
It's a Wabby.
368
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,600
What's a Wabby, Webecca?
369
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:41,700
It's a "Women of Boston
Business" award.
370
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,300
I'm very proud of it.
371
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,000
It happens to be
very prestigious.
372
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,700
Thousands of women
have won it.
373
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,400
What's it doing
out here?
374
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,600
You trying
to impress your boss?
375
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,700
I'm glad
you reminded me.
376
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,500
I'm completely
forgot he was coming.
377
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,500
Yeah, sure you did.
378
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,500
Hey, you know,
379
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,200
every time Evan Drake's name
gets mentioned
380
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,100
you get a little red
around the gills.
381
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,000
Do you have
a crush on him
or something?
382
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,600
I beg your pardon.
383
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,400
He happens to be
a married man.
384
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,800
Although not happily.
385
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,000
Oh, you do have a crush on him.
386
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,600
How cute!
387
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,600
"Oh, Evan, Evan."
388
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,000
Great stuffed mushrooms,
Cliffie.
389
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,100
Try the Swedish
meatballs.
390
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,800
They're out
of this world.
391
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,900
Yeah.
392
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:32,300
Ooh, try 'em together!
Together!
393
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,000
Excuse me, gentlemen.
394
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,200
Do you plan on leaving
395
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,100
any hors d'oeuvres
for latecomers?
396
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,100
Hey, you snooze,
you lose.
397
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,000
Ooh-ooh! Rumaki!
398
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,500
Come on.
399
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,400
And now it's time
for the traditional first dance,
400
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,200
and we all know who's going
to start it.
401
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,600
Holy cow, it isn't me, is it?
402
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,100
Let's welcome
403
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,800
the happy couple Carla and Eddie
to the dance floor.
404
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:10,300
� The greatest love
the world has known... �
405
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,100
Hit me again, Harley.
406
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,900
Third time's the charm.
407
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:29,300
So, uh, where's your
big-shot lover boy?
408
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,900
A: I told you
he is not my lover boy.
409
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:38,400
B: The big shot SOB
is in a meeting.
410
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,100
C: Choke on it.
411
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,300
There's a happy pair.
412
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,500
Say cheeseburger.
413
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,400
Uh, no, no.
414
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,600
All right,
that was a good one,
415
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,700
even with Miss Howe's eyes
kinda gimpy like that.
416
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:52,800
Oh, Norm, look.
417
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,700
We forgot about
the dessert table.
418
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,300
And we call ourselves
guests.
419
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,300
Ma, you want
to trade partners?
420
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,900
Why not?
I'm going to die.
421
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:08,200
I'm going to dance
with my mother,
all right?
422
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,500
How about a cup
of coffee, huh?
423
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,300
Why would I do that?
424
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,600
Well, because I've seen
425
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,500
a lot of ladies hit
the champagne in my time.
426
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,500
One minute
they're doing
just fine.
427
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,900
The next minute
it kind of sneaks
up on them
428
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,800
and they're doing
all sorts
429
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,500
of wild and crazy...
430
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,100
Why am I giving you coffee?
431
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,400
So, Eddie,
432
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,800
what's Mother Tortelli
like in bed?
433
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,100
What are you
looking at,
pretty lady?
434
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,600
I'm looking at you.
435
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,100
Well, I'm looking
back at you.
436
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,600
I think I'm beginning
to see you
437
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,500
in a whole new light.
438
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,800
Why don't you tell me
what you see?
439
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,200
You have a really weird face.
440
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,700
Your eyebrows
are growing together
441
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,500
like a big old
ugly caterpillar.
442
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,700
Oh, look,
they're cutting the cake.
443
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,400
And now as the hour draws late,
444
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,900
it's time for the bride
to throw the bouquet.
445
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,800
Okay, come on, come on,
everybody.
446
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,300
You all ready?
447
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,000
Okay, heads up,
you old maids.
448
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,300
Dr. Crane,
a girl's supposed
to catch the bouquet.
449
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,900
Well, then the girls
should have been
450
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,100
a little bit quicker.
451
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,000
Here, knock
yourself out.
452
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,400
I think it's time
for me to pack it in.
453
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,200
Uh, you know,
I don't think
454
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,600
you're in any condition
to drive, Miss Howe.
455
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,800
Let me give you
a lift home, all right?
456
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,000
I don't know.
457
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,100
I've never been alone in a car
with such a hairy guy.
458
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,600
Are you sure you weren't
in The Planet of The Apes?
459
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,900
Can anybody else
please take me home?
460
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,100
There's room in our car.
461
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,600
You can sit on my lap.
462
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,100
Darling, you're
married now.
463
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,700
You don't have
a lap.
464
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,900
Come on.
You think I'm so ugly?
465
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,300
I'll let you get a bag
466
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,400
and put it over my head,
all right?
467
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,400
Just a minute.
Let me get my bag.
468
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,700
And yours.
469
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:59,400
I'm not crazy
about the way that girl flirts.
470
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,700
And now, folks,
471
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,000
as the lucky couple gets ready
472
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,500
to embark
on their new life together,
473
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,000
let's all throw some rice,
the symbol of fertility.
474
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,300
Ow!
475
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,400
Oh, ow!
476
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,600
Ah!
477
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,900
I can't go
out here, Eddie.
478
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:15,900
Why?
479
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
No, it's too dangerous.
480
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,100
I'm okay.
481
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,700
Who are we trying
to kid here?
482
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,600
We're living
in the shadow
of the curse
483
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,200
we brought
on ourselves.
484
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,000
I can't go on
with this.
485
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Come on, Carla.
486
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
No, no, no.
487
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,800
I think maybe
we should get
an annulment.
488
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,200
Oh, would you two
stop it?!
489
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,200
I can't believe...
490
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,300
This should be the happiest
day of your lives,
491
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,500
and all you've done
is moan and groan
492
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,400
all day long.
I mean, come on.
493
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,600
It's one thing to play along
494
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,200
with this superstition stuff
for, you know, for some fun,
495
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,700
but you're letting it
interfere
496
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,300
with your happiness here.
497
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,200
You two
are wonderful.
498
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,600
You got everything
in your life
499
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,000
to look forward to.
500
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,200
Please, please, come on.
Trust me.
501
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,700
Nothing bad is going to happen.
502
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,200
( phone rings )
503
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,500
You got my personal word
on that.
504
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,500
I mean, superstition,
it's for the birds.
505
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,300
Just go on
with your normal life.
506
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,000
Woody, do you mind?
507
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,100
All right, fine.
Go ahead. Answer it.
508
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,300
It's probably
just somebody who wants
509
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,700
to, uh, know what time
the bar closes.
510
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,900
We close at 2:00.
511
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,700
Eddie, it's for you.
512
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,500
Some guy
from the Bruins.
513
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,600
Maybe, maybe you oughta...
514
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,800
Probably just want
to congratulate me
on my wedding.
515
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,700
Yeah, right.
That's it. That's it.
516
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,900
Hello.
517
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,100
Oh, hiya, Frank
518
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,600
Yeah, how's it going?
519
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,500
It's Frank.
520
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,800
Yeah,
521
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,000
uh-huh.
522
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,200
Uh-huh.
523
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,000
Uh-huh.
524
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,900
Okay, yeah.
525
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:43,400
Yeah, thanks a lot.
526
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,200
Good-bye, Frank.
527
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,400
Do I smell a bonus?
528
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,800
They cut me from the team.
529
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,700
They're going
with the youth movement.
530
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,500
They tried to trade me,
but nobody wanted me.
531
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,600
I'm sorry, Carla.
532
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,400
I guess
all the superstitions
533
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,200
finally caught up
with us.
534
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,100
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
535
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:09,300
I can blame a lot
of things on superstition,
536
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,800
but you aren't
the greatest goalie
in the world, honey.
537
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,100
What are you saying
to me, Carla?
538
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,100
Well, you know,
the end of last year
you were losing it,
539
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,900
and now you're older,
and your reflexes are shot.
540
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,700
Oh, thanks a lot.
541
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:25,500
I'm feeling a lot
better already.
542
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,900
And if that wasn't
because of superstition,
543
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:34,000
then maybe the twins
aren't bad luck either.
544
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,100
Could it be possible
545
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,500
that I'm just having twins
because the eggs split?
546
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,600
Whoa, whoa!
547
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:48,700
And maybe your mother hates me
because she's stupid.
548
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,800
And Anthony hates you
549
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:55,500
because he takes after
his no-good rat-faced father.
550
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,100
And all those things
that we thought were bad luck
551
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,200
had nothing to do
with superstition.
552
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,000
It was just...
553
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,100
life.
554
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,700
Unfortunately,
it happens to be my life.
555
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:16,300
What the heck?
556
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:20,200
I'm married and in love
with a great guy.
557
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,200
So, I guess
that evens things up.
558
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,800
No, it doesn't.
559
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:33,400
But it makes life worth living.
560
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,600
No, it doesn't.
561
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,400
But it's something.
562
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,800
So let's get on with it.
563
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,500
What do you say,
hubby?
564
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:50,200
I say let's get on
with the honeymoon, eh?
565
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,400
See you at 2:00 A.M.
566
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,700
Somebody's got to work
in this family.
567
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,700
Hi. I'm Mrs. Eddie LeBec.
568
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,500
What'll you have?
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