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We're done!

I hope I'll make you up for your wedding.

You first!

Layale, listen darling.

I have an audition for a major ad and I'm late.

Please let me in before the redhead.

Hello, Soussou.

-How are you? -Fine.

What will it be today?

Lots of volume, like a fluffy cat.

For Sunday.

What's on Sunday?

We might bury my sister-in-law.

She's dying, she won't last long.

But everything is ready.

I bought two pretty trays...

...for serving coffee and cigarettes.

Handmade, at a very good price.

And what a dress I got her!

With lace, especially around the collar.

Then I took it to the tailor...

...to take it in.

Layale, it's for you.

Hello.

Okay.

Okay, my love.

Soussou, I have to run.

Nisrine will look after you. Okay?

This is outrageous!

Nisrine, look after the shop. I won't be long.

Nisrine.

-Lili. Lili, what are you doing? -Working.

What?

What are you doing?

-I'm looking for a piece of paper. -What paper?

My piece of paper.

Okay, out of the way.

I'll give you another one.

But!

Take this one, it's better.

Take it.

-I don't want it. -It's much nicer.

Look how nice these are.

There's plenty. Forget the other one.

-Where are you going? -I'm going to Hell, where else?

Go now.

Hello, Miss.

Hello.

You'd look prettier with the seatbelt on.

I can't, it suffocates me.

Truth be told, you're absolutely right.

But public safety requires it.

And if I don't put it on?

I'll have to...

...fine you.

As if I'm not fined enough?

Better now?

Satisfied?

Marvelous.

-Can I go now? -Drive safely.

Thank you.

-What's up? -Oh, my God!

Do you want a snack?

Your shirt is pretty.

Did she give it to you?

I won't leave until you fix my hair.

-What is this? -Volume.

You call this volume? Do you like it?

Would you go out looking like this?

-What's up? -Shut them up...

...before I lose my temper and hurt someone.

We need to close.

What's this pin for?

-It's chic. -You consider this chic?

What's wrong? Aren't you late for the audition?

My hair doesn't resemble the haircut in the magazine.

Look closely at the picture.

Can't you see that the model is your daughter's age?

Shut up and go inside. That's enough.

What's wrong? It's looks great.

You think this is great, Layale?

My hair has no volume.

See how she glued these? I look old and cockeyed.

Like a femme fatale.

Shut your trap!

What does she want? To get rid of me?

No, to be your loyal slave.

Will you shut up?

It's too hot in here.

Don't be cheap, turn on the AC.

The electrical fuse might blow up.

-Shut up. -Switch off the fridge.

Forget this tape, it's useless.

Yeah, you're right.

Why do you insist on using it?

I'll tie your hair in a way...

...that will lift your eyes up without the tape.

You'll look younger. Then, we take off this pin.

-Look how gorgeous. -You think so?

You're dazzling. Like an orchid.

Rima, Johnny Bravo's here.

Thank God we're closed.

Hi, girls.

Hello. Good evening.

How are you, Bassam?

If they like your hair, tell them I did it.

Good luck with the audition.

Rima, take care of the shop.

-Yeah, okay. - Bye.

Hello, Auntie Rose. How are you?

-Fine, and you? -All is well.

How are you, Lili?

I've got some aprons that need fixing.

Put them on the table.

Stay for coffee. We'll have a chat.

Some other time. I have a bus to catch.

Bye, Lili.

Lili, she's saying goodbye.

Bye, bye, bye.

Okay, I'm off.

Goodnight. Thank you.

Lili, why are you acting this way?

She was talking to you.

You want to scare the customers away?

What are you doing?

Do I look better now?

You'd look better without the chewing gum.

Welcome, it's a great honor. Behold our future bride.

It's a great pleasure.

You made us happy. Bless you.

Are you mad?

No one can see us.

My God.

You're so handsome.

Let me do the dishes.

You've been up since this morning.

No, let me do it.

I'll do it!

Okay, dear?

How is work? Everything is fine?

Hello.

Is there a problem?

No, everything's great.

Please, feel at home.

Thank you.

I cannot speak louder.

My little brother's asleep.

I can't go to the living room. My parents will hear me.

Wait, I'll go to the bathroom.

Can you hear me better?

How many times must we talk about it?

I don't feel myself.

What's his problem?

Hello.

Hello.

A problem with the car?

No. Is there a problem?

The lady is your wife?

The lady is my fiancée.

Your fiancée.

What are you doing in the middle of the night?

We were at a party. Now we're having a chat.

And I'm about to walk her home.

Why don't you chat at her place?

This is an indecent activity.

Two people talking in the street...

...is an indecent activity?

Who can prove she lives here?

Her parents live here.

Do you want us to go up and check it out together?

Lower your voice.

Quit it, I'm talking.

Who can prove she's your fiancée?

Instead of catching criminals, you're harassing us?

Exactly!

Help me, God! He doesn't want to understand.

-And now what? -Your ID.

-Give him the ID. -No way.

Give him the ID. Don't make a scene.

Never!

What a stubborn mule.

Comply, or get out of the car.

My God, I'm always misunderstood.

Get out of the vehicle, please.

I won't get out! You get in!

"The policeman having insisted...

...several times...

...that the driver..."

What's his name again, our "Romeo"?

Bassam the Bragger.

Bragger! Bragger.

"...to get out of the vehicle..."

What did he say?

" Even God won't get me out".

God?

" Even God won't get me out...

...of the vehicle. "

He's one strong guy.

You know that we have enough reasons to send you to jail?

That'll make your day.

Oh, yes, our beautiful bride

Oh yes, Bassam is at her feet

Oh yes, for you we shall sing

Walk proud

Our lovely and pretty bride

If that night, Bassam didn't mess up

And the police didn't rub His face in the mud

And your father didn't threaten him

Your wedding day Would have never come so soon!

Walk proud, my lovely bride

The most beautiful rose In the garden

Help! Help me!

Please, help me!

-Please let go. -No way!

I want them.

Even if I must lie in the middle of the road.

Go back, please. Let go.

I'll call a policeman. I've had enough!

But I am the police.

He deserves it.

-Although he's cute. -Cute? Him?

You never like anybody?

Enough. Without him, we'd still be at the police station.

Even God wouldn't get him out of the car.

These are parking tickets. Why do you want them?

They are from my fiancé.

Your fiancé?

Come here.

My God, your grip is as powerful as a crab's claw!

What's the matter, my dear Lili?

He's torturing me.

-What's going on? -She's collecting tickets.

You don't want that? That's better, isn't it?

-I don't want it. -Take a flower.

I don't want it!

What is she doing?

She is stealing the tickets!

Thank you for what you did last night.

It's nothing.

If you hadn't been there...

You know, I didn't do much.

You could drop by our salon sometime.

-We'll give you special treatment. -One day, I will.

Nisrine, come here!

All the girls will be at your service.

Goodbye. We'll be expecting you.

You think you're stronger than the policeman?

Go inside now.

I won't.

Stop. I'm working.

Oh, really! You're working?

You do nothing but follow me.

Hello, ladies.

Hello. Welcome.

Don't talk to her! Come, let me give you some love.

Go inside.

Ma'am, could you, please...

Go in, so I can understand.

How can you understand him? You can't even understand me.

-He's American. -Shut up. Let me find out what he wants.

He wants me to run away with him.

Go inside, you're embarrassing me. I want to know what he wants.

Go play with the rubbish you've been collecting.

Don't come out again.

There. That's the vest.

The jacket.

It's too big, it needs fixing.

-Oh, you want to fix it? -Yes.

The trousers need shortening.

That's fine. Go change.

Alright. Go in and try it on.

-Try. -Alright.

Thank you.

My darling likes to go for a stroll

In the evening, he says Let's go

If I say no, I'm in trouble

Welcome, my prince

Lili, what are you doing?

You keep on sewing.

Sorry.

Good morning, sir. How are you?

Where have you been, my love?

Hello, Auntie Rose.

Here are the aprons.

Come in, don't stay by the door.

No, I can't. I left Lili by herself.

Don't worry about Lili.

Come in for a hairdo. We're not busy.

-No, no. -Come on in.

I must go, she's alone.

Your hair needs a good brushing.

Come on in, we're having coffee.

Come in, we need to find you a husband.

You're a bit late.

You're still beautiful, come in.

No, Lili's all by herself. I must go.

Hello.

Sorry, I came without an appointment. Can I get my hair done?

-Something's bothering you? -Not at all.

I was just walking by. I decided to come in.

I had nothing to do.

I'm glad that you came.

Go on, run.

Handsome young man. Don't forget!

Pick up the ones under the car.

And you, sweetheart. Pick up the two papers over there.

Put them in the basket.

God bless you and keep you safe.

Yes, put them in there.

I want to see what he wrote to me.

What?

He loves me very much. He wrote me all these letters.

-Thank you, dear. -Okay, bye.

Don't be long!

Hello, my love.

Hello.

Hello, sunshine.

You forgot your wallet.

I was expecting your call.

What?

I swear, I've been waiting for an hour.

Ask Joseph.

Okay, stop fooling around.

When can you pick it up?

Now I'm busy. I'm having my coffee.

And Joseph is foreseeing my future.

He sees a chair and a beautiful girl.

She's at the window. She's looking at me without seeing me.

I swear.

There's even a fly on my forehead.

She parks in forbidden areas...

...to tease the policeman who's admiring her...

...instead of fining her.

You find it funny!

Okay, goodbye.

Anything else?

Can you sign here, please?

-Where? -Here, please.

That's it?

Here also. New regulations.

-Anything else? -Thank you.

Let's go.

-Can I drop you off somewhere? -What?

-Drop you off? -No, thanks. Don't bother.

Tarek, answer.

Tarek, answer!

Hurry up, Léa.

Yes, Dad.

Mom?

She's not here.

I don't know.

Smoking a joint next door.

Stupid! Damn you!

What's the matter? I'm busy.

I'm busy in the kitchen. What do you want?

What?

Why promise the kids...

...and then change your mind?

Good for you. Okay, leave me alone.

Okay, goodbye.

What an idiot!

And you two, out of my sight!

Your father is busy.

He's taking his girlfriend to the beach.

Hello.

I want to have my hair done.

Of course, come in.

-Hello. -Good morning. Welcome.

Start the generator, I need to use the blow dryer.

Sorry it took me so long.

It's okay.

Mr. Charles!

Mr. Charles, tell her to let me out.

Why are you so stubborn?

Stubborn as a mule!

You old bag!

In your dreams, I'll let you out!

I'm going to kill her.

There are people expecting me for dinner.

Expecting you?

In Hell, yes.

You wait and see.

The plane is about to take off. It's getting dark.

She wants to travel now.

I'll send you up to Heaven, alright.

I'm going to tell the neighbors.

They'll eat you alive.

Rose!

Damn whoever gave you that name.

Excuse me.

Wait till I get my hands on you.

If you drive the customers away, how will we survive? Go upstairs!

-The plane is taking off. -What plane? Where to?

I'm expected for dinner.

Yes, everybody's expecting you.

If you drive them away, how will we live?

I'm sorry, sir.

Sorry.

Are the trousers okay?

I'd like them a little shorter, please.

Shorter? -Yes. I like it.

Shorter? Like this? -Yes.

Nice, isn't it?

Just what I needed. Another crazy fool.

Walid.

Can you call me from the land line?

I'm too tired.

I need to check if my mobile is working.

Do as your sister says.

Okay, it's working.

-Where are you going? -I'll be back.

Rabih, it's Layale.

Rabih. Can you hear me?

Layale. Layale.

Yes?

The fan's batteries are dead.

Do you have any?

Hello! Come in.

Look in the cup, there's a white horse!

Do you know what it means?

You'll be married soon.

Are you hiding secrets from us?

Hiding secrets from your mother?

You believe this nonsense, Mom?

Yes, of course!

Make a wish now.

There's a husband, look at the ring!

Look how it sparkles.

That's good. She's going to get married.

That's for sure, you're going to be happy.

You believe this rubbish?

Things she's told me have come true...

We'll eat cakes.

We'll rejoice.

Hi, my name's Jamale Tarabay. I have two children.

Turn the board around.

I can't read it.

My name's Jamale Tarabay...

The light's too strong.

Nothing I can do about it.

Look into the camera.

I have two children. I have many hobbies.

I was an actress.

-Really! What kind of roles? -Soap operas.

You've never seen me?

Not really.

Series and ads too.

Such as?

Products, detergents, lots of things.

Okay. Now lose the board.

Higher.

Very good. Now the other way.

-How? -The other way.

Lower your arms.

Tell me about yourself. Right side.

No. Right, darling.

Okay, tell me about yourself.

I have lots of hobbies.

I like music, painting...

Very good.

Other side now.

Other side, please.

Okay. Go on.

Sideways?

Can you walk now?

-That way? - Please.

Are you a group?

No, just two people.

-Two girls? -No. My husband and me.

Ah, you're married.

Two people. A double bed, I guess?

-When for? -Saturday.

Saturday, just a minute.

Can I have your name?

Rosette Baddour.

Rosette Baddour?

Pretty name, Baddour.

Are you from Beit-Méry?

I have friends from the Baddour family.

From Beit- Méry, yes.

Mr. Samir, the owner of the supermarket.

Do you know him?

He's a relative.

By the way, were you living in Canada...

No.

I'm sorry.

I need your ID card, please.

Or any other ID proving that...

...you're married.

These are the regulations.

Just a second...

Take your time.

It's hot. Can we open the window?

No, darling. We can't. Sorry.

Let's continue.

Now face the wall.

Look straight in front of you.

Sideways.

Now look at the wall...

...as if speaking to a friend.

-Recite the script. -Like this, or towards you?

Your body still, your face towards me.

My body still and my face towards you?

Yesterday, I met my friend.

She told me, "Your face is glowing. What's your secret?"

Sorry to interrupt...

...but there's something stuck on your eyebrows.

I told her, "I am using the new soap Eve."

It has a freshening effect.

Every evening, I wash my face with it.

Smile.

You should be happy about your fresh complexion.

My friend congratulated me on my complexion.

She told me, "What do you do to have such a radiant complexion?"

"I use a new soap. Eve."

It's very good in the evening.

It is very fresh.

-Come on, go on. -I can't.

-You'll be with whom? -Sorry?

Who you're sharing the room with?

With my husband.

Can I have your name?

Liliane Chakkour.

I need an ID card, please.

Hello. Good morning, Pasha.

I'm fine, thank you.

At your service.

It's okay. We'll be there in five minutes.

God be with you.