All language subtitles for 2452470_720x406_500k

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish Download
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:20,019 --> 00:02:21,700 So, skip out on your own party? 2 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:28,620 Oh, I'm not skipping out. I just needed a couple moments to myself. 3 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,700 So I guess you probably don't want me bothering you either. 4 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,000 And I won't, after I get you to light this for me. 5 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:49,390 How about you, Miss St. Michael's? Are you going back into the party? 6 00:02:51,030 --> 00:02:52,590 I'm not much of a party person. 7 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:55,570 I just came because your parents asked me to. 8 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:03,290 Well, I guess you've known them for a long time. 9 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,850 I remember you when you were in diapers. 10 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:12,310 Yeah, well, nice to see you, Miss St. Michael's. 11 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,580 I was wondering, actually, if you'd do me a favor. 12 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:19,700 What's that? 13 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:25,120 I'd like to go home now, but my husband left for Santa Cruz and took the car. 14 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,580 I came here with one of the other guests, but I don't think they're ready 15 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:29,580 to leave yet. 16 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:31,660 I was wondering if you'd drive me home. 17 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:38,740 I wish I could help you, but it wouldn't look so good if I ran out on my own 18 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:39,740 party. 19 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,960 I already live five minutes away. 20 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:49,630 I know, but, you know, it's the idea of me leaving. It might look rude. 21 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:56,050 Maybe somebody else is heading out as well, and you could get a ride from 22 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:57,050 them. 23 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,650 I'll go in there and ask for you. 24 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:03,110 No, don't do that. 25 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:09,190 I'm sorry. I didn't realize it would cause such a scandal to give your 26 00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:10,850 father's business partner a ride home. 27 00:04:12,570 --> 00:04:14,310 Maybe I'll ask your father to do it instead. 28 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:17,670 Sorry to have bothered you. 29 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:24,510 I'm sorry, Miss St. Michael's. I'm just a little discombobulated from the flight 30 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:25,510 home. 31 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:28,030 I didn't mean to be rude. 32 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:31,210 Well then, let's go. 33 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,070 Well, there you go, Miss St. Michael. 34 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:46,930 Have a great night. 35 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:50,470 Actually, I was wondering if you could come in with me for a moment to make 36 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:51,650 sure no intruders are inside. 37 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:55,370 Intruders? You have a security alarm on your house. 38 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:59,550 Just an eccentricity of mine. I won't be able to sleep if I haven't checked the 39 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,910 house properly for intruders. 40 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:02,910 When I'm home alone, I get a little frightened. 41 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,250 You understand. 42 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:08,250 Well, how long is it going to take to check for intruders? 43 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:11,090 Only a moment or two, Joey. My house isn't that big. 44 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:31,630 Okay, I guess I'm gonna be going now that you're all safe and sound Actually, 45 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:35,510 I just wanted to have a little drink first before you check the bedroom What 46 00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:36,510 do you prefer? 47 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,830 Buck or scotch? 48 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:39,289 Miss St. 49 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:42,930 Michael's, I have to get back to the party. My parents are gonna be wondering 50 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:47,790 where I am There you go 51 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:54,790 Miss St. Michael's You said 52 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:56,670 you just had to check for intruders. 53 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:59,810 And now we're here drinking. 54 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:02,270 I'm sorry. I have to get back. 55 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:06,150 All right, then. 56 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:09,250 I didn't know you were in such a hurry. 57 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:12,970 Oh, by the way, did you see our new portrait of Zoe? 58 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:16,870 She'll be home from Stanford next week on summer break. 59 00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:18,850 You remember Zoe, don't you? 60 00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:22,770 Yes. She looks like she's grown up. 61 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,500 Funny how that happens. 62 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:30,000 I was thinking the same thing when I saw you tonight. 63 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:35,140 I thought to myself, look at little Joey. 64 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,380 He's all grown up. 65 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,760 So is that all the rooms then? Are you feeling safe and sound? 66 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:47,100 Oh, just my bedroom, if you wouldn't mind. 67 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,560 Then you can go. 68 00:06:57,330 --> 00:07:02,190 Hello? Any insurers in here? Come out, come out, wherever you are. 69 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:04,570 Holy Christ! 70 00:07:04,930 --> 00:07:06,890 Mrs. St. Michael's, what are you doing? 71 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:10,130 Haven't you ever seen a woman in a bra and panties before? 72 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,810 Not one of my parents' friends, no. 73 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,950 I could be your friend too, Joey. 74 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:17,830 Think about that. 75 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:21,670 I have enough friends, Mrs. St. Michael's. Friends my age. 76 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:23,070 I see. 77 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,350 Well, then maybe I should put my clothes back on. 78 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:30,250 Will you help me zipper this back up, please? 79 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:33,750 No. I will definitely not be doing that. 80 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:38,030 In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the door and let me leave 81 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:38,829 right now. 82 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:42,310 And then we're going to forget like this never happened. All right, Miss St. 83 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:45,230 Michael's? Somehow I don't think you're going to forget it, Joey. 84 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,670 I know I won't be forgetting about you. 85 00:07:48,350 --> 00:07:49,810 Miss St. Michael's, please. 86 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:56,890 I've never seen a boy so wound up. 87 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,000 You know what your problem is, Joey? 88 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:03,500 You need to release some of that tension you're carrying around. 89 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:07,180 I'll do that myself when I go home. 90 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:08,680 Do it yourself. 91 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:12,480 But if you change your mind, you know my number. 92 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,360 Or you can get it from your father. 93 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:54,820 So, where did your brother run off to? 94 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,720 I think he went to bed early. 95 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,320 He didn't look too into his welcome home party? 96 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:06,040 Well, I can't really blame him. He's just been fighting in Afghanistan. 97 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:10,940 The last thing you'd probably want is to come home to a house full of people who 98 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:13,120 have no idea what he fucking went through. 99 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,280 What, is he shell-shocked or something? 100 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,720 I don't know. 101 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,140 He seems different. 102 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:20,420 More guarded. 103 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,360 He's not the Joey I remember. 104 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,140 Maybe he just needs to get laid. 105 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:34,320 Yeah, well, I can't speak for Joey, but I can speak for myself. 106 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,820 I just walked right into that one, didn't I? 107 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:40,740 Come here, baby. 108 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,360 Mmm. 109 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,180 Meow. 110 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,250 um 111 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,500 um um 112 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:27,380 um 113 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:09,270 Oh. 114 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,560 Thank you. 115 00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:46,070 I don't want to hear it. 116 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,460 Yes? Um, yes. Hi, Miss St. Michael. 117 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,040 It's me. 118 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,840 Joey? 119 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:41,360 Yeah. Joey from last night? 120 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,440 I remember you. 121 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:46,340 Vaguely. 122 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:53,740 Um, yeah. I was just wondering if you were serious about what you said last 123 00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:55,700 night. About what I said? 124 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,660 Refresh my memory, Joey. 125 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,180 I'm not as young as I used to be and I can't remember absolutely everything I 126 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:04,180 say. 127 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:10,160 Well, maybe I shouldn't be calling you. I'm sorry. 128 00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:17,380 You are the most nervous young man I've ever met. 129 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,520 Of course I remember what I said to you. 130 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,540 And of course I was serious. 131 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,300 The question is, are you? 132 00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:30,370 Serious, I mean. 133 00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:34,170 I think I am Miss St. Michael's. 134 00:33:34,570 --> 00:33:36,910 I think I'd like to see you. 135 00:33:37,230 --> 00:33:39,110 Well, my husband is back this afternoon. 136 00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:43,530 Well, maybe another time then. 137 00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:46,310 How about the Valentine Hotel? 138 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:48,830 The Valentine Hotel? 139 00:33:49,370 --> 00:33:51,730 I'll get a room and text you the information. 140 00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:54,290 Let's say 8 o'clock tonight. 141 00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:57,330 Are you sure that's okay? 142 00:33:58,010 --> 00:34:00,410 And your husband won't. Eight o'clock. 143 00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:02,290 I'll see you there. 144 00:34:03,010 --> 00:34:04,010 Don't be late, Joey. 145 00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:06,430 I don't like to be kept waiting. 146 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:52,940 Come in. 147 00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:05,340 Hello, Miss St. 148 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,420 Michael's. I think you should start calling me Magdalene now. 149 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,340 Don't you? 150 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:12,160 Okay, Magdalene. 151 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,380 Here, help me unzip this dress, will you? 152 00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:29,790 I just got this back from the cleaners. If you don't mind, I'm going to hang 153 00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:30,790 with her. 154 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:47,990 I see you like cologne. 155 00:35:48,430 --> 00:35:50,310 I can smell you coming from down the hall. 156 00:35:51,890 --> 00:35:54,110 Um, it's my brother's. I just... 157 00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:57,160 Splashed some on in the bathroom before I left. 158 00:35:58,060 --> 00:36:01,280 I'm a little sensitive to certain smells. Would you mind if I ask you to 159 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,280 go rinse some of that off? 160 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:06,600 Um, sure. All right. I'll do that right now. 161 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:07,460 I'm missing Michael's. I don't know if this is a good idea. Maybe I should just 162 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,560 go. Why? 163 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,440 You don't like Michael alone, and I just feel weird, you know? 164 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,360 I mean, you're my dad's partner. I probably shouldn't have even called you. 165 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:23,720 I just think this whole thing is a big mistake for the both of us. 166 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,740 Don't you ever shut up. 167 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,080 um 168 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:25,590 Hmm. 169 00:41:08,110 --> 00:41:10,250 Oh shit. 170 00:41:40,270 --> 00:41:41,270 Hmm. 171 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,520 Who's that? 172 00:43:57,220 --> 00:44:00,020 um hmm 173 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,360 Thank you. 174 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,520 Ah. 175 00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:48,500 Mmm. 176 00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:46,740 Thank you. 177 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,880 Oh! 178 00:51:45,830 --> 00:51:48,630 um um 179 00:52:22,819 --> 00:52:25,620 um um 180 00:52:53,529 --> 00:52:56,330 uh oh 181 00:54:59,850 --> 00:55:02,650 um um 182 00:55:50,299 --> 00:55:53,100 um um 183 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:48,780 Joey! Joey! 184 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,960 Do you know who's coming home this weekend from Stanford? 185 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,480 Nope. 186 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,140 Magdalene St. Michael's daughter, Zoe. 187 00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:58,280 Is that right? 188 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,160 Yes. And she's single. 189 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,000 Well, good for her. 190 00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:05,240 Oh, come on. 191 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:09,380 She's the same age you are. It wouldn't kill you to take her out. 192 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,540 Joey, you're spending too much time alone. 193 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,600 I've spent a year and a half. 194 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:19,040 with people all the time. 195 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,560 Yeah, you know, those were guys and you were at war. 196 00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:29,620 You need to be around some younger people doing things that are normal. 197 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,980 You know, Joey, you need some normalcy in your life right now, son. 198 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,740 Yeah, and she's quite a catch. 199 00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:38,460 Stanford, Joey. 200 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:40,280 She goes to Stanford. 201 00:57:42,410 --> 00:57:45,350 She'll probably be looking for some kind of scholar, Mom. 202 00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:48,190 She's not gonna be interested in me. 203 00:57:57,990 --> 00:58:00,490 So, how many affairs have you had? 204 00:58:02,730 --> 00:58:03,770 None of your business. 205 00:58:07,230 --> 00:58:08,470 Why isn't it my business? 206 00:58:10,710 --> 00:58:11,750 Why should it be? 207 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,140 I'd like to know where my lovers have been. 208 00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,900 You can always wear a condom if you're worried about that. 209 00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:26,580 Maybe I'm not worried. Maybe I'm just curious. 210 00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:32,020 Well, some things are better left shrouded in mystery, Joey. 211 00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:38,660 My parents are asking me to take your daughter out on a date. 212 00:58:44,430 --> 00:58:47,470 What? Well, come on, Magna. They don't know we're having an affair. 213 00:58:47,890 --> 00:58:51,030 They just think me and Zoe would make a good match. 214 00:58:51,330 --> 00:58:53,330 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 215 00:58:55,050 --> 00:58:56,430 Why is it so ridiculous? 216 00:58:57,150 --> 00:58:59,230 Because she goes to Stanford, for God's sake. 217 00:58:59,550 --> 00:59:00,870 What's that supposed to mean? 218 00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:02,650 Nothing. 219 00:59:03,570 --> 00:59:06,250 That I'm not good enough for her because she goes to Stanford? 220 00:59:06,930 --> 00:59:08,010 I didn't say that. 221 00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:17,500 That's exactly what you said. 222 00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:19,260 Let's drop it. 223 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,420 No, let's not drop it. 224 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:25,320 I'm good enough to fuck you, but I'm not good enough to fuck your daughter. Is 225 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:26,319 that what you're saying? 226 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,340 Well, what are you saying? 227 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,360 Do you want to fuck everyone in my family? 228 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,300 How about my husband, too? You might as well take a crack at him while you're at 229 00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:36,720 it. You must have got a lot of practice with that in the army barracks. Am I 230 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,180 right? You're disgusting. Why are you even talking to me like this? 231 00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:44,700 I don't want you dating my daughter. 232 00:59:45,260 --> 00:59:46,960 I don't even want to date your daughter. 233 00:59:47,340 --> 00:59:48,660 Fine, then. Drop it. 234 00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:54,300 You know what? That's a great idea. Why don't we just drop this whole thing? 235 00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,940 I don't even know what I'm doing. 236 01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:04,960 Hooking up with some aging alcoholic who runs around behind her husband's back 237 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,400 looking for cheap thrills. 238 01:00:07,540 --> 01:00:10,960 Cheap? You apparently have no idea how much this room costs. 239 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,060 Maybe because you don't pay for anything. 240 01:00:20,330 --> 01:00:21,330 I'm outta here. 241 01:00:31,790 --> 01:00:33,950 It's just gonna be one date. 242 01:00:35,050 --> 01:00:36,710 I don't have any other choice. 243 01:00:38,690 --> 01:00:41,610 Otherwise, they're gonna make us all have a dinner party together. 244 01:00:44,110 --> 01:00:47,310 Magdalene, I can't handle that, and neither can you. 245 01:00:54,190 --> 01:00:58,750 I told you I don't want a dater. I just want to get it over with. 246 01:01:03,570 --> 01:01:04,570 Magdalene. 247 01:01:05,050 --> 01:01:06,050 Hello? 248 01:01:07,310 --> 01:01:08,310 Hello? 249 01:01:12,390 --> 01:01:13,390 Yeah, 250 01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:18,270 I gotta say, those Middle Eastern women. 251 01:01:18,770 --> 01:01:21,050 Yeah, they stay covered up all the time. 252 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:26,040 But let me tell you, underneath the Asperkus, they're hot as hell. 253 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:32,400 Hey, bartender, could I get another scotch, please? 254 01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:37,420 Wow, I guess he must have seen a lot over there. 255 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,120 You don't have any fucking idea. 256 01:01:55,280 --> 01:02:00,440 But like I said, it was worth it to get all that Middle Eastern tail. Best pussy 257 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,440 in the world. 258 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:05,340 I was actually interested in hearing some of your other experiences. 259 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:08,780 I know you want a purple heart. Your mother told me. 260 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:19,580 Hey, sweetheart. 261 01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:22,340 This is the hottest thing I've seen all night. 262 01:02:23,260 --> 01:02:24,300 Can I buy you a drink? 263 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,860 Uh, aren't you with someone already? 264 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,000 No. 265 01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:31,220 No, he's not. 266 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:32,880 I'm gonna go, Joey. 267 01:02:33,820 --> 01:02:35,080 I'll call myself a cab. 268 01:02:55,630 --> 01:02:57,050 Listen, I'm really sorry. 269 01:02:59,870 --> 01:03:00,870 It's okay. 270 01:03:01,310 --> 01:03:07,250 I can tell that you don't like me, so... I won't take up any more of your time. 271 01:03:08,970 --> 01:03:09,970 It's not that. 272 01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:11,750 Really. 273 01:03:12,010 --> 01:03:13,010 It's not that. 274 01:03:16,590 --> 01:03:19,750 I'm just really nervous since I got back from the war. 275 01:03:20,150 --> 01:03:21,610 I don't know what I'm doing. 276 01:03:23,310 --> 01:03:25,150 My guard is just up all the time. 277 01:03:26,350 --> 01:03:27,350 I'm sorry. 278 01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:28,670 Are you sure? 279 01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:32,690 Because, really, it's not a big deal. 280 01:03:33,390 --> 01:03:34,430 I can go home. 281 01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,210 I know you've been through a lot. 282 01:03:37,870 --> 01:03:39,530 Come on, let's grab some dinner. 283 01:03:39,790 --> 01:03:41,410 I promise I won't be rude. 284 01:05:57,690 --> 01:06:01,350 Magdalene, I thought my father said you're working at the office today. 285 01:06:02,730 --> 01:06:04,310 I decided to work from home. 286 01:06:05,270 --> 01:06:09,350 Now you're going to turn around, go home, and never come back here. Do you 287 01:06:09,350 --> 01:06:10,350 understand me? 288 01:06:11,170 --> 01:06:13,030 But I have a date with Zoe. 289 01:06:13,430 --> 01:06:17,110 You do not have a date with my daughter. You are never going to see my daughter 290 01:06:17,110 --> 01:06:20,250 again. Or I'm going to tell her exactly what's been going on here. 291 01:06:20,590 --> 01:06:21,650 Do you understand me? 292 01:06:31,660 --> 01:06:32,660 going on here? 293 01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:33,940 Mother? 294 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,320 Joey? 295 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,360 Joey? 296 01:06:40,780 --> 01:06:43,260 I love you, Zoe. That's what's going on here. 297 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:48,218 Miss St. 298 01:06:48,220 --> 01:06:49,800 Michael's, I'm in love with your daughter. 299 01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:52,220 Well, then maybe you better come clean with her. 300 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:53,780 Magdalene, please. 301 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,680 Please don't do this. Don't do what? 302 01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,940 Darling, Joey and I have a bit of a history. 303 01:07:01,710 --> 01:07:04,430 You see, he was feeling pretty lonely when he got back from the war. 304 01:07:04,650 --> 01:07:07,030 And he needed a shoulder to cry on, so I gave him one. 305 01:07:10,390 --> 01:07:13,070 Actually, I gave him a little more than that. 306 01:07:13,590 --> 01:07:15,870 Stop it, Magdalene. What are you talking about? 307 01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:18,310 This isn't making any sense. 308 01:07:20,010 --> 01:07:23,630 He's not bad in bed, but intellectually, he leaves the little bit to be desired. 309 01:07:24,070 --> 01:07:26,510 So I really think you better stick with your own kind, darling. 310 01:07:26,790 --> 01:07:29,590 You shouldn't be dating broken-down soldiers from Iraq. 311 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,560 Or you can be with an Ivy League man. 312 01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:32,900 What? 313 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:34,560 Really? 314 01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:36,380 Mother. 315 01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:40,040 Joey. Not you two. 316 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000 No. 317 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,040 Goodbye, Joey. 318 01:08:17,179 --> 01:08:19,040 Joey, I think we need to talk. 319 01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:23,939 Okay, what's up? 320 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,680 You need to think about what it is that you're doing. You've been languishing 321 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:30,140 around here for four months now. 322 01:08:30,460 --> 01:08:35,460 No work, no plans to do anything, and your mother is getting concerned. 323 01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:40,420 Four months of recuperating after 18 months of war doesn't seem that 324 01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:41,420 unreasonable. 325 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:46,140 Maybe not, but still, we're worried about you. 326 01:08:46,670 --> 01:08:47,670 You seem depressed. 327 01:08:48,950 --> 01:08:50,870 You're getting yourself into a rut. 328 01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:56,370 Why don't you do something like take some classes or something? Go meet some 329 01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:59,270 people your own age that are doing things. 330 01:09:00,729 --> 01:09:03,430 Actually, I was thinking of heading up to Stanford. 331 01:09:04,270 --> 01:09:05,850 Stanford? What for? 332 01:09:07,950 --> 01:09:09,970 Well, I thought I might apply there. 333 01:09:11,470 --> 01:09:12,470 Stanford, really? 334 01:09:13,029 --> 01:09:14,930 Yeah. Can't hurt to try. 335 01:09:15,669 --> 01:09:21,609 Did going out with that St. Michael's girl whet your appetite for intelligent 336 01:09:21,609 --> 01:09:23,529 women like your mom? 337 01:09:24,630 --> 01:09:25,950 You might say that. 338 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:50,939 So I looked at another apartment today. 339 01:09:51,660 --> 01:09:52,660 Oh, really? 340 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,760 It's perfect for us. I totally want you to come take a look at it. 341 01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:00,300 No kidding. 342 01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:03,440 Come on, honey. Think of all the privacy we'd have in our own place. 343 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:06,080 We wouldn't have to stay on campus in these little dorms. 344 01:10:07,980 --> 01:10:10,920 I don't mind the dorms. They're close to all my classes. 345 01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:14,220 But it would be our place. Our first little home together. 346 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:16,960 Michael, this is... 347 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:19,060 move in a little faster for me. 348 01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,480 You've been dating for two months now. 349 01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:25,840 I know, but I went through a lot over the summer, okay? 350 01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:27,680 Just a lot of emotional shit. 351 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:32,260 You always say that, but you won't tell me anything about the guy. I mean, what 352 01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:33,260 did he do? 353 01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:36,300 Nothing. 354 01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:37,580 It was nothing. 355 01:10:38,380 --> 01:10:40,800 Well, whatever it was, it's over now. 356 01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:46,760 Let me show you how good the present and the future can be with me. 357 01:33:54,060 --> 01:33:57,760 Your timing is either really bad or really good because she's packing up her 358 01:33:57,760 --> 01:33:58,760 car right now. 359 01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:01,040 She's moving out. 360 01:34:01,740 --> 01:34:02,880 Where is she moving to? 361 01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:05,980 Her and her boyfriend, Michael. They got a place together. 362 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:07,660 Who are you, a friend of hers or something? 363 01:34:41,680 --> 01:34:43,020 Joey, what are you doing here? 364 01:34:43,300 --> 01:34:44,620 Joey, I love you. 365 01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:47,460 Joey, please. You shouldn't have come here. 366 01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:49,500 Is this the crazy guy from last summer? 367 01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:50,940 Michael, please. 368 01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:54,820 Joey, I love you. Please don't do this. 369 01:34:59,380 --> 01:35:01,080 Norm, Joey, get in the car. 370 01:35:18,670 --> 01:35:19,890 Michael, I'm sorry 26285

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.