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Mi chiamo Giovanni.
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Io sono nato tutto strano, ma anche la
mia famiglia è un po' strana.
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Do you have this fucking coffee?
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Stop it, there are children.
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Mamma! Ma!
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Ma, mi viene a dare una mano?
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Mamma, sei già qui?
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Mi passi per piacere il bagno in
schiuma?
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Grazie.
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Mom, I'm sorry, but what's wrong with my
back?
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Mom, what's wrong with your body? We
have to do a manicure every week.
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Do you want
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to see
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the mother of the children?
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Sure. Do you know that I am the one who
makes you go ahead of the house?
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Don't you want to go in the middle of
the street?
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No.
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Then do what I tell you.
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Lower yourself.
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So good.
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Hey.
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Did you pay for the ticket?
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Oh fuck, it always looks like I'm a
fucking asshole in this car.
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Yeah, like the other time, so at least
then they'll take away the light and
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we'll be without it.
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Don't worry, I'll pay tomorrow, don't
even think about it.
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Fuck, there's a shitload of shit in this
car.
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But Federica, did you wash the car with
the hydrographic?
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What do I care?
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I don't even know how to clean the ass,
I don't even know how to brush it.
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Cosa? Ma non lo sai che se non avessimo
una segna della Previdenza Sociale di
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sto mongoloide non avremmo neanche i
soldi per comprare il pane?
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L'avrei già abbandonato in autostrada.
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Ma dai, è tuo figlio, poverino.
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No, questo è tuo figlio. Chissà con chi
cazzo l'hai fatto.
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Diglielo, papà, che hai brutto.
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Sei brutto e mongoloide.
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E queste?
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Quelle sono le mie mutande. Queste cosa
sono?
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Sono le mie mutande adesso.
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But, but it's not Berbonio, but, but go
and find him, because, because he's
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always on the floor, but go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
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go,
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go.
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The children... How disgusting!
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How disgusting! My dad caramelized them
completely!
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How do I make my teeth with this thing?
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Disgusting! And these?
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Wait, wait, these are mom's!
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Oh, stop it, Marano.
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Oh, stop it, come on.
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Come on, stop it.
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Stay still.
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Come on, don't see that there's the
baby.
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Stay still.
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The baby?
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But how did the baby grow up?
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Look how she is. Take off your hands, I
don't know.
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You disgust me.
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You bitch.
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Franco, your daughter, let her be.
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She's always been a pig.
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She's always been a pig.
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Now she's starting to get angry.
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My love, why are you crying?
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What's happening to you?
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Nothing, mom. You know you're my love.
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You can tell me everything that's
happening to you.
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But dad is always dad.
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Dad, as usual.
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You know it's hard to bear.
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But on the other hand, if we want to
have everything we have...
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Let me see a nice smile.
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Come on.
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Oh.
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oh oh
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Oh.
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Awww.
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I don't want to do it again.
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Oh.
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Bye.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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oh oh
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, fuck.
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What two great whores.
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Eh? Is that how they pay me?
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No,
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no, scusa, scusa.
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No,
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no.
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What do I want? Come, come to daddy.
Come, come.
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Come to daddy.
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Do you remember when you were little?
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When you used to do the caprices and I
used to take you and put you on your
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knees?
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And I used to scratch you.
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What a beautiful ass your mother made
you.
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You're all scratched.
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And now, and now suck this beautiful
bird from your father.
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Okay.
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um um
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Well,
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here we are.
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As long as it's always like this.
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In this family, we assholes who never
show up are serious, serious, serious.
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Nice.
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Filippo! What's going on? What's going
on?
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What's going on?
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I'm asking myself what's going on.
Because if you don't think about it, I
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have someone with dad and you're here.
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You know, like your dad who always wants
to be weak for the girls,
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your sister makes no exceptions.
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And I, you see, I'm getting old.
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I don't want it anymore.
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Mom, come on.
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Why are you doing this?
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Don't you want to throw it down? I've
always found you beautiful.
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Thank you so much.
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Come here.
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But... Is that it?
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You won't do the dirty thing with mine
too?
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No. Yes, yes, yes, okay, okay.
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Okay.
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But cut it, cut it.
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And leave it at this point.
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Because I'm going to kill myself for the
pain.
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My baby.
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Why didn't you tell me before? I didn't
make you understand.
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You know that I've always had a love for
you.
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No.
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Yeah.
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I feel it in my lingua
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What the fuck do you want?
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But damn, we were also missing the
handicapped son. He made me miss him.
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But go fuck yourself, go.
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Sergio, I'm sorry you're here.
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What's up?
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What are you doing?
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I was doing.
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Tell me, what happened here?
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Is something moving?
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What?
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Let's see if you'll be able to...
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Well done, brother.
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Open the cup, don't fight.
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Bella. Bravo, miore.
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Bravo.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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I think that's a good question.
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Hmm.
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because it's so...
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See?
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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but also my family is a bit strange.
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In these days, I have experienced a
continuous urbino of emotions and
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pulsions, so intense and gratifying that
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Mi hanno portato a scoprire e
raggiungere nuove vette del piacere.
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Tra i tanti uomini che ho avuto, non
avrei mai pensato che simili sensazioni
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le avrei provate proprio con lui, il mio
dolce cucciolotto.
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Tutto è iniziato circa un mese fa,
quando andai a riordinare la camera di
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Luca.
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Ricordo che stavo sistemando i suoi
libri di scuola, quando per caso mi
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capitò tra le mani il suo diario. Non
resistette alla tentazione di dargli una
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sbirciatina.
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Chissà se alla ragazza pensai prendendo
in mano il diario.
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Chiedi delle rapide letture ad alcune
pagine, senza trovare niente che
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rivelasse un amore tra i banchi di
scuola.
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Stavo per chiudere il diario.
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quando l'occhio mi cade sulla parola
seno.
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Lessico attentamente, e fui sorpresa di
notare che con parole molto velate, Luca
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faceva riferimento ad una non
identificata donna, che lui chiamava la
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mia meravigliosa dea, descrivendo la sua
attrazione per lei.
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Oh mio Dio, rimuginai, mio figlio è
attratto da una donna molto più grande
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di lui.
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Ero turbata da quella inaspettata
scoperta. Con il cuore che mi batteva
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forte, ripresi a leggere.
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Volevo capire chi era la misteriosa
donna che mio figlio tanto bramava.
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All'improvviso senti il sangue gelarsi
nelle vene quando lessi...
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He was wearing a short black dress,
making his sinuous curves stand out.
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My eyes were fixed on the sculature, but
the only thing I could see were the
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marlets of the king's breast.
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He moved in a gentle way, he looked like
a nymph of ancient times.
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The sight of his so curate legs, so
slouched, made me immediately excited.
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I was able to hold my hesitation in my
pants.
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I couldn't believe it.
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I was the object of his desires.
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Yet, I had never noticed any ambiguous
behavior from Luca towards me.
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And if it wasn't me, that woman, I had
to check.
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I absolutely wanted to get rid of any
doubts in my head.
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I decided to dress in a more subtle way
than usual to see the reactions that
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Luca provoked.
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So when I came back from school, we
immediately started eating.
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durante tutto il pranzo non mi levo gli
occhi di dosso.
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Quando ero girata sentivo il suo sguardo
che mi accarezzava, che scivolava
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letteralmente lungo il mio corpo.
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Capì che era il momento buono e osservai
il mio cucciolotto con gli occhi
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amorevoli di una mamma e sorrisi per poi
chiedergli Luca, c'è qualcosa che non
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va?
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Perché mi dici questo?
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Da quando sei rientrato mi guardi in
modo molto particolare.
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No, no, it's all right.
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You must really like my little feet.
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Since we started having lunch, I don't
know what to do with my eyes.
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Well, I'm sorry, excuse me.
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No, but you don't have to apologize.
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It makes me think, it makes me feel very
appreciated.
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Besides, you're a beautiful woman.
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You're seductive, sexy, attractive.
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Think about your father, who prefers to
spend months and months away from Italy,
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neglecting me.
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Dad is an asshole.
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If I saw a woman like you, I would try
to work as little as possible.
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And in my free time, I would stop making
love to you.
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That sentence, so sweet, but at the same
time so full of desire, made me feel
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shivers of lust, never felt before.
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It provoked an sudden excitement.
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making me go crazy like never before.
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Do you want to see my penis?
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What? I... Take off the rest.
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Are you happy?
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Yes, a lot.
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Excuse me, but now I have to go to the
bathroom. What are you following me for?
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Where are you going, little boy?
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Well, I have to go to the bathroom.
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You don't have to go to the bathroom.
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Try it here.
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How?
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I don't understand. Do you want me to
hold your hand?
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Oh, God.
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Let's drink to this beautiful lady.
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that I want to show you in all its
purity.
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No, no, no, he's coming.
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I don't think I'm going to be able to do
it.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I feel them.
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you know
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I'm going to take care of your hand
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Just grab her, Mom.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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Oh, die.
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I'm going to be crazy.
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From that day on, Luca and I have made
love every time we wanted to.
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Raising my puppy to the joys of sex was
simple and very, very intriguing.
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As a loving mother, I have become a
companion to his games and I am really
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enthusiastic about it.
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