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Mi chiamo Giovanni.

Io sono nato tutto strano, ma anche la mia famiglia è un po' strana.

Do you have this fucking coffee?

Stop it, there are children.

Mamma! Ma!

Ma, mi viene a dare una mano?

Mamma, sei già qui?

Mi passi per piacere il bagno in schiuma?

Grazie.

Mom, I'm sorry, but what's wrong with my back?

Mom, what's wrong with your body? We have to do a manicure every week.

Do you want

to see

the mother of the children?

Sure. Do you know that I am the one who makes you go ahead of the house?

Don't you want to go in the middle of the street?

No.

Then do what I tell you.

Lower yourself.

So good.

Hey.

Did you pay for the ticket?

Oh fuck, it always looks like I'm a fucking asshole in this car.

Yeah, like the other time, so at least then they'll take away the light and

we'll be without it.

Don't worry, I'll pay tomorrow, don't even think about it.

Fuck, there's a shitload of shit in this car.

But Federica, did you wash the car with the hydrographic?

What do I care?

I don't even know how to clean the ass, I don't even know how to brush it.

Cosa? Ma non lo sai che se non avessimo una segna della Previdenza Sociale di

sto mongoloide non avremmo neanche i soldi per comprare il pane?

L'avrei già abbandonato in autostrada.

Ma dai, è tuo figlio, poverino.

No, questo è tuo figlio. Chissà con chi cazzo l'hai fatto.

Diglielo, papà, che hai brutto.

Sei brutto e mongoloide.

E queste?

Quelle sono le mie mutande. Queste cosa sono?

Sono le mie mutande adesso.

But, but it's not Berbonio, but, but go and find him, because, because he's

always on the floor, but go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go,

go.

The children... How disgusting!

How disgusting! My dad caramelized them completely!

How do I make my teeth with this thing?

Disgusting! And these?

Wait, wait, these are mom's!

Oh, stop it, Marano.

Oh, stop it, come on.

Come on, stop it.

Stay still.

Come on, don't see that there's the baby.

Stay still.

The baby?

But how did the baby grow up?

Look how she is. Take off your hands, I don't know.

You disgust me.

You bitch.

Franco, your daughter, let her be.

She's always been a pig.

She's always been a pig.

Now she's starting to get angry.

My love, why are you crying?

What's happening to you?

Nothing, mom. You know you're my love.

You can tell me everything that's happening to you.

But dad is always dad.

Dad, as usual.

You know it's hard to bear.

But on the other hand, if we want to have everything we have...

Let me see a nice smile.

Come on.

Oh.

oh oh

Oh.

Awww.

I don't want to do it again.

Oh.

Bye.

Oh.

Oh.

oh oh

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

What two great whores.

Eh? Is that how they pay me?

No,

no, scusa, scusa.

No,

no.

What do I want? Come, come to daddy. Come, come.

Come to daddy.

Do you remember when you were little?

When you used to do the caprices and I used to take you and put you on your

knees?

And I used to scratch you.

What a beautiful ass your mother made you.

You're all scratched.

And now, and now suck this beautiful bird from your father.

Okay.

um um

Well,

here we are.

As long as it's always like this.

In this family, we assholes who never show up are serious, serious, serious.

Nice.

Filippo! What's going on? What's going on?

What's going on?

I'm asking myself what's going on. Because if you don't think about it, I

have someone with dad and you're here.

You know, like your dad who always wants to be weak for the girls,

your sister makes no exceptions.

And I, you see, I'm getting old.

I don't want it anymore.

Mom, come on.

Why are you doing this?

Don't you want to throw it down? I've always found you beautiful.

Thank you so much.

Come here.

But... Is that it?

You won't do the dirty thing with mine too?

No. Yes, yes, yes, okay, okay.

Okay.

But cut it, cut it.

And leave it at this point.

Because I'm going to kill myself for the pain.

My baby.

Why didn't you tell me before? I didn't make you understand.

You know that I've always had a love for you.

No.

Yeah.

I feel it in my lingua

What the fuck do you want?

But damn, we were also missing the handicapped son. He made me miss him.

But go fuck yourself, go.

Sergio, I'm sorry you're here.

What's up?

What are you doing?

I was doing.

Tell me, what happened here?

Is something moving?

What?

Let's see if you'll be able to...

Well done, brother.

Open the cup, don't fight.

Bella. Bravo, miore.

Bravo.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I think that's a good question.

Hmm.

because it's so...

See?

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

but also my family is a bit strange.

In these days, I have experienced a continuous urbino of emotions and

pulsions, so intense and gratifying that

Mi hanno portato a scoprire e raggiungere nuove vette del piacere.

Tra i tanti uomini che ho avuto, non avrei mai pensato che simili sensazioni

le avrei provate proprio con lui, il mio dolce cucciolotto.

Tutto è iniziato circa un mese fa, quando andai a riordinare la camera di

Luca.

Ricordo che stavo sistemando i suoi libri di scuola, quando per caso mi

capitò tra le mani il suo diario. Non resistette alla tentazione di dargli una

sbirciatina.

Chissà se alla ragazza pensai prendendo in mano il diario.

Chiedi delle rapide letture ad alcune pagine, senza trovare niente che

rivelasse un amore tra i banchi di scuola.

Stavo per chiudere il diario.

quando l'occhio mi cade sulla parola seno.

Lessico attentamente, e fui sorpresa di notare che con parole molto velate, Luca

faceva riferimento ad una non identificata donna, che lui chiamava la

mia meravigliosa dea, descrivendo la sua attrazione per lei.

Oh mio Dio, rimuginai, mio figlio è attratto da una donna molto più grande

di lui.

Ero turbata da quella inaspettata scoperta. Con il cuore che mi batteva

forte, ripresi a leggere.

Volevo capire chi era la misteriosa donna che mio figlio tanto bramava.

All'improvviso senti il sangue gelarsi nelle vene quando lessi...

He was wearing a short black dress, making his sinuous curves stand out.

My eyes were fixed on the sculature, but the only thing I could see were the

marlets of the king's breast.

He moved in a gentle way, he looked like a nymph of ancient times.

The sight of his so curate legs, so slouched, made me immediately excited.

I was able to hold my hesitation in my pants.

I couldn't believe it.

I was the object of his desires.

Yet, I had never noticed any ambiguous behavior from Luca towards me.

And if it wasn't me, that woman, I had to check.

I absolutely wanted to get rid of any doubts in my head.

I decided to dress in a more subtle way than usual to see the reactions that

Luca provoked.

So when I came back from school, we immediately started eating.

durante tutto il pranzo non mi levo gli occhi di dosso.

Quando ero girata sentivo il suo sguardo che mi accarezzava, che scivolava

letteralmente lungo il mio corpo.

Capì che era il momento buono e osservai il mio cucciolotto con gli occhi

amorevoli di una mamma e sorrisi per poi chiedergli Luca, c'è qualcosa che non

va?

Perché mi dici questo?

Da quando sei rientrato mi guardi in modo molto particolare.

No, no, it's all right.

You must really like my little feet.

Since we started having lunch, I don't know what to do with my eyes.

Well, I'm sorry, excuse me.

No, but you don't have to apologize.

It makes me think, it makes me feel very appreciated.

Besides, you're a beautiful woman.

You're seductive, sexy, attractive.

Think about your father, who prefers to spend months and months away from Italy,

neglecting me.

Dad is an asshole.

If I saw a woman like you, I would try to work as little as possible.

And in my free time, I would stop making love to you.

That sentence, so sweet, but at the same time so full of desire, made me feel

shivers of lust, never felt before.

It provoked an sudden excitement.

making me go crazy like never before.

Do you want to see my penis?

What? I... Take off the rest.

Are you happy?

Yes, a lot.

Excuse me, but now I have to go to the bathroom. What are you following me for?

Where are you going, little boy?

Well, I have to go to the bathroom.

You don't have to go to the bathroom.

Try it here.

How?

I don't understand. Do you want me to hold your hand?

Oh, God.

Let's drink to this beautiful lady.

that I want to show you in all its purity.

No, no, no, he's coming.

I don't think I'm going to be able to do it.

Oh.

Oh.

I feel them.

you know

I'm going to take care of your hand

Just grab her, Mom.

You know what I'm talking about.

Oh, die.

I'm going to be crazy.

From that day on, Luca and I have made love every time we wanted to.

Raising my puppy to the joys of sex was simple and very, very intriguing.

As a loving mother, I have become a companion to his games and I am really

enthusiastic about it.