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Wow mom good to see you.

It's been four days.

Are you feeling better?

Gonna get up go to the grocery, you know go see a friend possibly

No, I mean um

It's been like four days.

Maybe you could cook a dinner. I miss your casserole, you know Just grab

something from the fridge.

Oh, we got we got grocery

There's no groceries. Let's go.

Mom,

there's nothing in here. Like, what do you mean get something out of the

fridge?

Mom, there's no groceries. You can't just go to the whatever.

I'll just drink water. I guess I'll figure it out.

Come on, I'm ready. Mom, I need a ride to college.

We gotta go.

I'm gonna be late.

Just take the car.

Mom, I cannot take the car. My license is suspended.

Literally suspended. I cannot take the car.

Just call a ride share.

Again? I can't just keep calling ride shares. This is the third day in a row

I've called a ride share, Mom.

Whatever. Listen, I'll call right here. We gotta do something about this, man.

Fuck.

Okay, bro.

Check me out.

I know you're not that bullish on six-leg parlays, right? But I got an

inside scoop right now.

A hundred bucks turns into a hundred K on a six-leg, but these picks, they

should literally be minus 200, and they're all plus 300 or better.

I know they're gonna hit like no bullshit.

Are you listening?

What, bro?

100 bucks to 10K.

That's a thousand bucks. It's a hundred grand. Are you locked in? Forget all

that right now, man. No, no, motherfucker.

You said you wanted to get this bread.

Yeah, I can't right now, man. My mind's fucked up.

We can talk about your mom later. Are you not seeing the dollar signs right

now? You don't get it, dude, bro. Six figures. You don't get it.

It's been six figures.

Let me tell you something. It's been four days.

Are you about to cry right now? Four days what?

Bro, I haven't ate in four days. She hasn't cooked no dinner.

Right? I've been having to catch a car ride to college.

I walked back one of the days. Wait, wait. Is this about your pops?

Oh, no.

No.

She ain't getting out of bed, bro.

It's like she just walks around. She's like a little zombie or something. I

don't know.

Well, yeah, bro.

You got to cut her some slack.

Her husband, your dad, you came out his nut sack.

It's kind of a big deal. Yeah, but it's been four days.

I need her to pick up the pace a little bit.

We still got to move on with life, bro. Pick up the pace, my guy. You're

delusional. That's your mother.

Let her grieve.

I'm doing just fine, but I need her to help me out and do what she normally do.

So how do you think we get her to move forward? What do you think she needs?

really meet somebody, bro.

Like, she needs to get out, go out into the town.

When my dad was alive, she was happy.

So I think, man, I think she just needs a guy.

You think she's just gonna meet a new guy and it's gonna get fixed like that?

You could get her to meet someone?

Not with her in bed.

She needs to get out and meet somebody, bro. Like, when my dad was alive, it had

to... Man, what it is is she just needs some dick.

She just needs some dick?

Yeah. That's what I'm saying, man. You're fucking crazy, bro. How the fuck

are you going to get your mom some dick?

Real talk.

I don't know, man.

What are you going to do? Buy her a fucking escort?

Oh, shit. Good idea, bro.

Oh, my fucking... What do we do? We look it up on... There's got to be... No,

motherfucker.

Man, you're right.

Come on.

Yeah, that's too much. Use that fucking brain of yours, stupid.

She ain't going to go for that, is she?

Man.

It's a bad idea. You're down bad trying to find a solution for this shit. I need

a solution.

Shit, man.

I... I know you got something better than giving your mom a gigolo, bro.

Man, you're right.

I do have a good idea.

Be resourceful, man. You don't gotta go that far. It's probably closer than you

think. I got an idea.

What?

I don't know how you're gonna take it, though.

I ain't taking shit, bro. This ain't my what.

If I tell you you can't be judgmental, none of that.

Okay. It's crazy, but it'll work.

All right, I'm hearing you, bro. Go ahead.

All right.

Trying to tell you it's crazy, man.

What if you fuck my mom?

All right, I'm blowing the whistle on this. No.

Come on, bro.

You owe me.

Banging your mom?

Yes, bro.

I'm telling you. That's it.

How do we go from escort to me being an escort?

Come on, bro. My dad's not going to care. He's dead.

Like, look at me. You're going to help me out. My life is in shambles. I need

to eat.

I need to get to college. I've been catching cars to college and walking

back.

Motherfucker, this is the whitest shit I've ever heard.

You want me to fuck your mom because she's down bad because your pops passed

away four days ago?

Come on, bro.

Come on, T.

You're going to fix everything, though.

She wouldn't even agree to that.

Leave that to me.

Leave that to me, bro. I'll talk to her. You got to get her to agree to this

shit. I just want to say I'll talk to her.

You get her to agree to this shit, I'll agree to this shit. You swear to God?

Come on.

Swear to God.

Yes. All right.

Shake on it.

You got me? I'm good. Let's do it. Give me just one second. I'm going to run in

here right now.

Are you? Right now?

No.

What? Bro, this is important.

This motherfucker's really about to go ask his mom if I could fuck him right

now.

White people.

What are you doing? Mom, you need to get out of bed. Listen, Mom, look at me.

What? Can you pay attention just for a second?

What? Listen, you've been laying around, you've been moving, you've been walking

around like a zombie, right?

I'm starving, I haven't eaten in four days. I found out the solution.

I've been trying.

I know you've been trying, but listen.

Mom, you just need some dick.

What? Listen, I know that sounds crazy.

There's no easy way to put this, Mom.

You just need some dick, and I have the solution.

I found you some dick.

What? You found me some dick?

Yes. Can you sit up and listen to me?

Austin.

You can't just...

Shop for dick for me.

Mom, I've been catching a car through school, walking back, not eating no

groceries. You're just moping around laying in bed.

This is the solution. I know it's crazy, but I have it. So, you know my friend

Cabby, right?

Yeah. Tall, black, handsome, you know? Comes around all the time.

Yeah. Yeah, Cabby. So I talked to Cabby. What? I talked to him.

He said he's down. You talked to him about me. Yeah, he said he's down to

fuck you.

As your favor.

Do you understand how screwed up that sounds?

Hey, we talked it out. We came up with a solution. I mean, I'm trying to say.

He said he's down.

I told him I would talk to you for him.

I mean, I just want to see you happy. That's it. I want to also eat, too. I

haven't ate dinner in four days.

You understand I've only been with just your dad, right?

And, in case you don't remember, he was white.

Yeah, I get that.

But, like, this will be good for you. I'm trying to tell you. He may be a

little bit big or whatever, but, I mean, doesn't that excite you, right?

I mean, it is kind of exciting.

It excites you? That's good. See?

You gotta open up just a little bit.

He said he's down.

If you're down...

I'll put it together. I'll go get him.

I don't know.

I mean, you're right.

It has been a while.

It has been. And I'm telling you, this is going to fix how you've been feeling.

You want to feel better, feel happy, right?

He said he's got it.

Well, maybe we could put something together for Friday.

I could have time to clean the house, fix myself up a little bit. Hold on,

hold on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't need to fix yourself up. No, none

of that.

He's here right now.

I just talked to him.

Right now?

Yeah, I'll go get him. You talked to him right now?

Yeah, he's here. He's out by the pool.

And he's okay with it?

He said he's totally fine with it.

And let me, I mean, I can go get him. He said he needs about an hour.

Okay.

Okay, you're right.

You're fine with an hour?

Wait, what did you say?

He said he needs, like, an hour.

An hour?

Yeah, well, I mean, that's what I said. I was like, an hour? What the heck are

you going to do for a whole hour? Like, five, ten minutes, maybe?

And he's like, yo, I need an hour. And I was like, what the fuck? I was thinking

in my head, I don't even do nothing past ten minutes, but an hour? What the fuck

do you do for an hour? I don't know what you do for an hour.

I'm only used to five minutes.

What do you do for an hour?

Apparently, he knows what to do for an hour. I don't know.

Listen, I'll go get him, okay?

It's so crazy.

It's so crazy. Mom, I'll go get him. He's here.

Okay?

I mean... Mom, you look fine.

You look perfectly fine. I mean, you understand that I am older than him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He doesn't... That is... Yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about that. I'm trying

to tell you. It's perfectly fine. He's going to come in here, take an hour,

maybe even close to an hour and a half. I don't know.

But he's wild. He's at an hour, and I was like, yo.

Hour with the car.

Sir, you need an hour, right?

Listen, I'll go get him.

All right?

And I'm going to go ahead and leave. I'm going to go to my shawty's crib.

And he's going to come in here an hour, whatever he needs, an hour and a half.

You know, you guys just have fun, okay?

All right. All right.

I'll see you later, okay?

Don't take the car. Your license is suspended.

How much is this? Whatever, mom. I'll catch another car.

Yo, yo, yo.

We're good to go. We're good to go.

Yeah, let's go.

Come on, come on, come on. She's waiting on you, bro.

Your mom's waiting on me to fuck her. Yeah, she's good to go with it.

Like, for real, for real? For real, bro. I just walked in there.

Talked to her. She's good.

Can we write it? She's going to be right in 15 minutes. Listen, when you go in

there, I need you to let her know something. What?

Tell her I want green bean casserole tonight.

You want green bean casserole tonight? Yeah, so you got me?

That's my boy, dog.

Take care of me. I love that. Thank you. Bro.

You can just call me Aries, honey.

Have a seat.

Wow,

that friend of yours, huh?

Yeah, he's chock full of crazy ideas, apparently. Apparently he has some

ideas.

And you're okay with these ideas?

He's a really close friend of mine, and...

I just want to be here in your guys' time of need, if that's okay.

We appreciate that.

I mean, so, do you want to see them?

I mean... Yeah, take the robe off.

All right.

I'm so nervous.

Don't be nervous.

You're at home.

Wow.

You can touch them. Oh, okay.

Whoa.

Sorry, my hands are a little cold.

Totally okay.

Totally okay.

I can't get

enough of those seeds.

They taste so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Is something the matter?

I'm just not used to

Something so large.

Um, can I see it?

I mean, yeah, yeah, no, just read it.

Uh,

uh, um, oh, uh.

A little more than you expected?

A lot more.

A lot more.

And a lot more than I'm used to.

It doesn't bite.

You can play with it.

Can I? Yeah, this is for you.

All of it?

Yeah.

Can I?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay. I insist.

Oh yeah, it's so huge.

And that's okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not used to it. You can do it.

This

is

so relaxing.

I did need this.

A little bit of chocolate in your life?

Or a lot of bitter chocolate.

Oh, I'd say a lot.

I'm going to get Mark home to go.

There you go.

Oh, yeah, that's so good. You keep doing it just like that. That feels so good.

Yeah.

You make this dick so happy.

Felt like you were down there for four days.

Oh, I'd love to be

Oh, you taste so good.

Yes.

Worshipping I did with my mouth and I love it.

There you go.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, this is just when I need it.

So sensitive.

So... I do.

I love watching. Fuck me.

oh oh oh oh

I cannot believe I'm taking that.

Yes.

Yes.

Right there.

Right there.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, that's so perfect.

Oh, that's so perfect. Oh, yeah, put it in deeper.

You push it in so deep. That's so good.

So deep. I know you like that.

Oh, God. It's so good.

Keep going.

I can take it deeper.

I can take it deeper.

Right there. Oh, my God.

He's so good.

I'm going to stretch that pussy out.

This ball's a lot of fucking from the back.

Oh,

yes,

right there.

Yes, right there.

It's gripping.

I have a feeling you fuck me. Yeah?

Mm-hmm. You like these big, deep, full strokes?

Yes. I know you do. Yes.

Oh.

Right there.

Yeah, let me stretch that for you.

Oh, I'm so stressed. Let me stretch that.

Right there push

back

Let me stress that. Let me stress that.

Oh! Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That felt so good.

You tail that dick like a good girl.

Like a good girl, you tail that dick.

You keep pushing it in deeper.

So deep. Oh, I love it.

Oh, man.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Right there.

Right there. Right there.

Oh, yes.

Keep going.

Right there.

Yes.

Keep bouncing.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, right there.

I feel so good.

Yes,

right

there.

Yes, right there. I'm so close.

I'm so close.

Oh, yes.

Just leave it in there, huh?

Yeah, but you're on birth control, so it's okay.

Actually, I'm not.

Austin's dad didn't believe in that, so.

You're not fertile, though.

Well, technically, mm-hmm.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad you feel better.

I needed that.

Oh my gosh. Thank you. Thank you.

Before I clean myself up,

I've often really been tripping about some green bean casserole.

Oh, yeah. That's a favorite. You know what? I'll get all the stuff. I'll make

it tonight.

That would literally make his whole week. I think, yeah.

That's really important to him. You can't forget the gravy, though.

Oh, he does like it with the gravy. Yeah. Okay, good call on the gravy.

Yeah.

You're the best.