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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:16,490 Freedom child of night sky, will you fly to the stars? 2 00:00:19,570 --> 00:00:24,270 When you get there, you'll see nothing more that you need. 3 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,740 Hello out there, all you mature adults only. 4 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:57,760 Welcome to the best of the New York Erotic Film Festival. 5 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,540 Most of the people that made the films you're about to see are under 30. 6 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:11,620 Some of them were made by women, some by men, some by those who aren't sure yet. 7 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,360 a couple from a very attractive transvestite from Encino. 8 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:22,600 We held the screenings in a large drive-in in New Jersey, and people gave 9 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,060 head to each other in their cars. 10 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,840 There was some bawling. 11 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,520 One bestiality scene behind a Volkswagen camper. 12 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,680 And it was really actually a booming success. 13 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,960 My involvement with the New York Erotic Film Festival began when I was 14 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,360 approximately three and a half. 15 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,320 I was... 16 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:46,500 watching the girl across the block undress, and it was fun. 17 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:53,300 And suddenly there was a warm solution in my pants, and I knew that this is 18 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,300 what I must do. 19 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,980 There was a voice inside me saying, get the best fuck movies, put them in a 20 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:01,360 theater, invite the public, 21 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:09,060 charge them $3 too, and show America some 22 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:10,660 of the best eroticism around. 23 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:17,340 Unfortunately, the police heard the same voice and were at the theater opening 24 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:22,240 day. But before we show you these wondrous movies, why don't we go to our 25 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,940 press party, which took place the day before we opened up. 26 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:31,340 Our press party was made up of all the New York beautiful people. If you look 27 00:02:31,340 --> 00:02:35,640 close, they're both standing over by the door. There was Punch and Silver Girl. 28 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:41,820 And a pair of rather saggy tits. The punch had a little lysergic detergent in 29 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:44,060 it, which straightened out a few people's heads. 30 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:47,460 Including his. 31 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,260 This is Andrew Sarris, the famed critic of the Village Voice. 32 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,060 This is a guy who was not supposed to be there. 33 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:03,610 The beautiful Hollywood lawn was there, who starved Andy Warhol's trash. 34 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,950 It's like being a judge at the Erotic Film Festival. 35 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:11,550 Honey, if it gets me hard, if it gets me going, it's eroticism. 36 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:19,030 This was a guy from Passaic who dropped a tab of acid and just got completely 37 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,030 out of control. 38 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:25,850 It's almost like a necrophilia scene, except that it gets into more of the 39 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:28,250 universal thing. It takes you into necrophilia a little bit. 40 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,300 At the health club, there was a sauna. 41 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,080 So, of course, some people got right on into it. 42 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:39,440 I'll say one thing. I think America is far behind the European continent as far 43 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,680 as eroticism is concerned. 44 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:45,880 Because people have a funny idea about nudity. Now, I'm an American. It sounds 45 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,400 weird for me to say this. But they have a funny idea about nudity. They still 46 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,380 get this puritanical outlook on it. And it's ridiculous. 47 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,540 Stupid. Stupid. 48 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:58,720 I mean, who's to say what part of sex is dirty? 49 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:00,620 I'm heterosexual. 50 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:04,740 I mean, you know, this is it. I like women. If someone's a homosexual, fine, 51 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:07,700 that's his thing. You know, I don't condemn him for it, but I can understand 52 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:08,700 him for it. 53 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,400 I'll say one good thing about this. A lot of people mock porno when they say 54 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,920 that it's bad and that someone's going to go out and rape somebody and this and 55 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,879 that. 56 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:20,000 But as far as the individual man doing it, there's a hell of a lot for him, I 57 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,000 tell you that. 58 00:04:51,969 --> 00:04:56,630 So that was our press party, which lasted approximately two and a half 59 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:01,350 weeks, and resulted in much sperm being spilt. 60 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:05,970 But you're probably tired of hearing me talk about this jibber-jabber. 61 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,080 Besides, I've been informed we're ready for the sauna. 62 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:14,540 So, as one parting thought, I would just like to say, enjoy. 63 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,160 Yes. 64 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,760 Okay. 65 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,120 Spread yourself. 66 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,080 Spread yourself. 67 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:46,620 You don't ever need help from nobody else. All 68 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,160 you got to do now, 69 00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,600 spread yourself. 70 00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:57,060 Whatever you do. 71 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:09,690 Whatever you do, do, do, Lord, Lord. 72 00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:12,510 Do it good. 73 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:14,970 All right. 74 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:22,070 It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing. It's what 75 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:25,550 you're doing when you're doing what you look like. 76 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,200 So let the horns do the talking. 77 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,800 You don't ever need help from nobody else. 78 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:50,160 All you've got to do now is praise yourself. 79 00:24:53,640 --> 00:25:00,280 Whatever you do, do it 80 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,280 good. 81 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,560 Whatever you do. 82 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:20,820 It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing is what you're 83 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,820 doing. 84 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,220 So let the horns do the talking. 85 00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:55,730 you 86 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:27,850 La- 87 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:51,250 Thank you. 88 01:05:43,660 --> 01:05:44,660 you 89 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,300 We were investigating a... 90 01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:59,340 Okay, I'm ready. 91 01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:08,960 It is so seldom that the miracles actually happen. And even when it 92 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:14,460 does, it is no guarantee that the miracle will be to the advantage of the 93 01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:17,080 people in command. You know what I mean. 94 01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:18,740 Recently... 95 01:13:19,470 --> 01:13:26,350 There was a report of woman, live Genoa, who had this stigmata in hand, 96 01:13:26,550 --> 01:13:29,350 in shoes, in feet, inside. 97 01:13:30,930 --> 01:13:37,570 For five years, this woman bleed from hands, feet, and side, near 98 01:13:37,570 --> 01:13:42,950 one day before or one day after Columbus Day. Every year, five years. 99 01:13:43,930 --> 01:13:47,610 Tim go, check woman, find. 100 01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:51,180 That is not blood, it's tomato juice. 101 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,500 Now, it was not fake, it was real. 102 01:13:56,820 --> 01:13:58,900 Woman bleed, tomato juice. 103 01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:05,160 It's miracle, but how can you tell people there is woman bleed tomato 104 01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:09,460 juice? No sound good, no believe, no help faith. 105 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:12,920 You know, a Lord's... 106 01:14:19,150 --> 01:14:20,750 Not happening every day. 107 01:14:28,090 --> 01:14:32,570 Wait right there. Don't shut me off. 108 01:14:32,810 --> 01:14:33,810 Don't worry. 109 01:14:34,110 --> 01:14:35,310 Is that you, Kate? 110 01:14:35,550 --> 01:14:36,590 My name's Kate. 111 01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,130 Far out. 112 01:14:40,470 --> 01:14:43,750 Listen, I'm Captain Video from Viticon City. 113 01:14:44,530 --> 01:14:45,570 Do you hear me? 114 01:14:45,770 --> 01:14:47,830 No. How long have you been on? 115 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:49,680 Well, let me tell you. 116 01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:54,180 Let me give you a little background about where I'm coming from. 117 01:14:55,300 --> 01:15:01,840 First of all, technology has been so far out the last few years that 118 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:07,440 me and a couple other friends have been able to come right into your home 119 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,380 through the television set. 120 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,580 Amazing. Yeah. 121 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:14,460 It's not easy, you know. 122 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,780 Pretty lucky. It's not everybody that gets this channel. 123 01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:26,270 If I could, I'd like to give you a little demonstration of my sensitivity. 124 01:15:28,070 --> 01:15:32,290 All right. Could you sort of just stand up here by number two? 125 01:15:36,230 --> 01:15:38,530 Yeah. Now, don't want anybody to get hurt here. 126 01:15:41,810 --> 01:15:48,530 All right. Do you... You have to get up here a little further, up here by number 127 01:15:48,530 --> 01:15:54,430 two. That's it. Now, do you guide my hand? 128 01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:58,150 Do you feel anything? 129 01:15:59,130 --> 01:16:05,990 Feel those little gray and white salt and pepper little honeys just sort 130 01:16:05,990 --> 01:16:11,890 of cruising across the top of your skin? Those little salt and pepper electrons? 131 01:16:12,750 --> 01:16:15,610 Very strange feeling. 132 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:18,640 Do you feel my hand? 133 01:16:19,260 --> 01:16:20,900 I feel something. 134 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:26,800 I couldn't exactly say it was a hand. It's more like something passing through 135 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:27,800 me. Okay. 136 01:16:28,180 --> 01:16:29,460 Here's the trick. 137 01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:37,700 Like anybody, whether it be Joe Schmo or 138 01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:43,880 you or me, you've got to believe, trust, 139 01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:46,440 and concentrate. 140 01:16:48,630 --> 01:16:50,190 really believe to get it on. 141 01:16:51,710 --> 01:16:56,230 Now, if you don't like what I'm doing, just shut me off. 142 01:16:58,770 --> 01:17:00,430 I'm sure I can find somebody else. 143 01:17:01,490 --> 01:17:02,650 I'm only here to please you. 144 01:17:03,890 --> 01:17:07,190 But I'm sure I could also interest you in what I have to offer. 145 01:17:07,890 --> 01:17:12,030 Now, if you just get up here, at number two, and really concentrate, and we'll 146 01:17:12,030 --> 01:17:15,010 sort of just get it on. You know what I mean? 147 01:17:16,070 --> 01:17:17,090 Okay. Okay. 148 01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:24,960 Feel that hand that's moving up there. Could I have your leg up here, please? 149 01:17:25,260 --> 01:17:27,000 On number two? My bare leg? 150 01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:28,780 Yes, the other leg. 151 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:30,700 That, that. 152 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:33,760 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 153 01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:41,660 Hello. 154 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:52,240 Not yet. 155 01:17:57,080 --> 01:18:00,600 You know, you can almost feel the moisture. 156 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,160 Know what I mean? 157 01:18:10,780 --> 01:18:15,820 Could you, Kathy, could you sort of lean over here on number three, please? 158 01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:18,260 Lean up here on number three. 159 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:22,600 Yeah. Yeah. 160 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:29,880 Oh, Captain. 161 01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:32,620 Oh, my. 162 01:18:34,740 --> 01:18:41,160 You know, this is the great thing about being an electrician. 163 01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:47,360 You were an electrician? Yes, I used to be an electrician. Oh, my. 164 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:49,260 Come a long way. 165 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:52,440 Kathy, 166 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:58,640 could I have a little more breast up on three, please? 167 01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:04,520 See, I've been looking for some pear-shaped tones. 168 01:19:05,060 --> 01:19:07,900 I've been dealing with grays all my life, you know what I mean? 169 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:13,360 I want something a little more shapely, a little more tonal, a little more 170 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:16,160 fleshy, something I can get my hands on. 171 01:19:17,780 --> 01:19:18,780 Yeah. 172 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:20,600 Yeah, yeah. 173 01:19:21,140 --> 01:19:22,520 Oh, this is terrific. 174 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:31,680 You know, 175 01:19:33,780 --> 01:19:34,880 it tastes like honey. 176 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000 Kathy, 177 01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:46,100 can I have a little more flesh on three, please? A little more breath, a little 178 01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:47,100 more flesh, please? 179 01:19:50,980 --> 01:19:52,700 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 180 01:19:53,640 --> 01:20:00,520 You're fabulous, Kathy. 181 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:11,300 Could you sit up on number three, please? 182 01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:23,600 This is more likely. 183 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:31,680 Spread those legs. 184 01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,140 Oh, yeah. 185 01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:44,260 Fabulous. 186 01:20:55,310 --> 01:20:56,310 I told her, Dad. 187 01:20:56,450 --> 01:20:58,170 Just a minute. I got a surprise for you. 188 01:20:58,730 --> 01:20:59,730 Don't go. 189 01:20:59,830 --> 01:21:00,830 Don't go away. 190 01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:33,960 This is going to be... How do you feel there? 191 01:21:34,340 --> 01:21:35,340 Is that cold? 192 01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:42,660 Let me get this centered. 193 01:21:47,580 --> 01:21:52,520 That clears the way a little bit. 194 01:22:07,049 --> 01:22:08,710 Okay. This is it. 195 01:22:11,690 --> 01:22:16,130 Could you... Okay. Could you sort of move up a little more? 196 01:22:17,730 --> 01:22:19,990 Such a tough angle. 197 01:22:20,870 --> 01:22:23,270 Yeah. Yeah, a little more towards the edge. 198 01:22:24,670 --> 01:22:25,670 Yeah. 199 01:22:26,010 --> 01:22:27,010 Okay. 200 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:52,900 Don't turn off. Keep watching for further movie previews. 201 01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:24,280 God bless you. 202 01:25:57,070 --> 01:26:00,070 In the name of love, all things are possible. 203 01:26:00,270 --> 01:26:01,570 He was D.H. Lawrence. 204 01:26:02,530 --> 01:26:05,250 For their passion, they were condemned. 205 01:26:07,110 --> 01:26:10,950 For their passion, they will be remembered. 206 01:26:13,310 --> 01:26:16,650 Since I met you, every woman I've written about has been you. 207 01:26:17,770 --> 01:26:19,990 Ian McKellen is D.H. Lawrence. 208 01:26:20,690 --> 01:26:22,470 Janet Sussman is Frida Lawrence. 209 01:26:22,910 --> 01:26:26,570 Ava Gardner is Mabel Dodge Lewin, who brought them to America. 210 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:31,660 And John Gielgud is Herbert G. Musket, who devoted his career to suppressing 211 01:26:31,660 --> 01:26:32,660 Lawrence's work. 212 01:26:32,780 --> 01:26:37,800 The ultimate act of freedom is an act of love. 15769