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Are you ok Rémi? Having fun?

Course he is, it's very different from Bagneux here.

I'm going to play on the swings.

Off you go!

The swimming trunks

What are you doing?

He's not going to come out.

Yes he is.

No he isn't, you can see he's asleep.

I can pee in the hole, then he will come out.

You're disgusting!

It works well.

What's your name?

Rémi.

My name's Léa.

Where's your caravan?

I don't have a caravan, I'm in a tent.

We've got a van over there,

next to the barbecue,

for my parents and my little sister.

But we're not going to stay long,

we're going to Italy next.

Can you speak Italian?

I can speak Italian.

Buongiorno!

Léa?

There's my dad.

What are you doing?

His name is Rémi. We've found a crickets' den.

Wow!

Did you manage to catch any?

He said he was going to pee in the hole.

Shall we go and eat?

Ok...

Come on, let's go.

See you soon then!

We're having fish fingers today.

Oh no!

Don't you like fish fingers?

Give me your glass.

So I'm not allowed to have any cheese?

No, you're on a diet, darling.

See how she talks to me

after just three days' holidays?!

She's right.

Look at me, I've got a six-pack.

I'm doing great! I'm in the prime of life!

- What an idiot! - You're handsome!

I am, aren't I?

I like a bit of peace and quiet on holiday,

otherwise it's not worth it.

Off you go!

You're ok?

Ok, careful, you're going upside down.

Feel the little Indians!

Hang on!

Let's put our feet in the water.

Ok.

Wait! Wait! Here, stop.

After three.

One, two, three!

Rémi, come and play with us!

I'm going for a swim.

We're playing a game.

When the waves come, you have to jump.

Ok.

One, two, and...

You have to wait for the waves to come.

If you want,

I can teach you to dance the Madison or the twist.

So, look, you go like this. One, two, three,

then you bring up your foot.

Like this.

One, two three.

Then you lift your foot and you do it twice again.

- Are you listening to me? - Yeah yeah, what?

Like this. One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Then you go...

So you didn't book it then?

No I didn't book it.

What are you doing here?

Go outside!

Dad, shall we race home?

Ok, let's go.

Are you looking for Léa?

She's gone shopping with her mum. She'll be back soon.

What did you do today?

We cycled!

I don't like cycling anyway.

It's dad who always wants to go...

Have you ever been abroad?

I've been to France, England...

Are you ok?

I missed you today.

That's not true.

You never pay any attention to me.

What makes you say that?

Anytime we meet, you don't care.

It's because I can't show you.

To tell you the truth, I was bored today.

Girls are ok, but they're always complaining.

Especially when they're cycling.

You should have taken me with you.

I'll take you next time!

Really?

Promise.

Time to go to bed now.

What I mean is that if we don't want this to end badly,

we need to let the solicitor...

No, I don't want to!

Léa, stop it!

I want to go in the water.

I managed to trap the cricket.

I don't care, we're leaving anyway!

When we've finished drying, we're going to pack up and go.

We're going to Italy.

My dad says it's full of chavs here.

Do you realize we're never going to see each other again?