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Always happens to me.

What's wrong, sweetie?

Nothing. I don't really feel like talking.

Well, obviously something's bothering you. You kind of seem a little upset

with slamming the door and everything.

What's going on?

Look, I'm embarrassed about it. I don't really want to talk about it, okay? Let

it go. Drink your coffee and I'll hang out.

I mean, I got nothing to do now, so...

Well, what do you mean you don't have anything to do? I thought you were going

out with Amy.

What's going on?

Well, no, seriously, it's fucking embarrassing, and I don't want to deal

with this right now.

It's personal, so... Hey, how about you? What's going on with you? You

look like you're having a nice cup of java.

Yeah, it's... A great cup of coffee, yes. But now back to you, because

obviously something is bothering you. Why don't you let me help? Why don't you

talk to me?

Well, it's kind of of a sexual nature, and it makes me uncomfortable.

I don't really think it's appropriate that we talk about it.

Well, I'm still a woman. I've been around the block a time or two.

It's true.

Let me help.

What's going on? Let me see what I can help you out with.

I really like Amy and we've been out a few times, but this

is the first time that we actually got really into getting

sexual and stuff. It was awesome.

With Vaughn, I was having a good time.

I guess I don't want to be rude or gross or anything, but when we were getting

ready to...

do the Humpty dance, I couldn't close the deal.

Well, see, it's not funny.

This is why I didn't want to talk to you about it. Sorry. Okay, no, you're right.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have laughed. I'm too young for Viagra. I don't even know

what I'm supposed to do. I don't even know if she'll even want to see me

again. Like, I just ran out of there with my limp dick.

Oh, honey, seriously.

It's not a huge deal. It happens to every guy at some point. It really does.

When we were first together.

Are you kidding?

No, I'm not. He was really nervous.

I mean, you know what happened.

He didn't know what to do, and he couldn't get it up then either.

If it makes you feel better.

But, you know, I helped him.

I mean, I was able to help him overcome that.

Maybe, you know, I could give you a few pointers. Maybe I can help you.

Um, how are you supposed to help me with that?

Well, here.

Come, come.

What? Trust me. Just, come on. Just trust me. Let me give you... I do trust

you, but I don't... Okay.

Let's see if we can't figure this out and get you back on track.

All right.

So why don't you tell me when you're by yourself and you're

masturbating? I can't believe you. Why would you say that?

Masturbate. Calm down.

Just let me help you, okay? Just take a deep breath, okay?

Calm down.

All right.

So, I mean, you're a guy. I'm assuming you probably watch porn on occasion.

Well, yeah.

I love porn.

Okay, well, see, that's a start.

What do you like to watch?

What kind of turns you on, and what do you like when you're watching porn?

I guess my favorite stuff to watch is, like, I like watching girls,

like, touch themselves and get off. I like watching girls do, like, I guess

masturbate. Okay, well, see, that's a good start.

So, you like it... What? No, just calm down.

Let's see if we can't work this out, okay?

So, you like to watch when you're by yourself and you're watching porn.

So, stuff kind of like that.

Yeah, I really... What are you doing?

So, stuff like that really helps?

Yeah, I really... Yeah?

I like, yeah, I really, really like that kind of stuff.

Yeah? Okay. So, what if I just kind of... Oh, my God.

Are you serious?

Well, it's going to help you out.

Okay? Okay, I trust you. Good.

That's what I like to hear.

Oh, my.

Okay.

God, whoa.

So, you like to see women touching themselves?

Yes. It helps you out?

I really like that. Yeah? Yeah.

I can't believe I'm watching you do this.

Well, it seems to be helping you, doesn't it? Yeah, I really like it.

Well, why don't you get comfortable? Why don't you take off your clothes?

You want me to take off my clothes?

Yes, I'd like you to take off your clothes.

Okay. See how this goes.

I guess you're the boss.

Wow, I... You want me to take my underwear

off? Yeah.

Just get comfortable. Relax.

Okay. Okay.

Why don't you just kind of touch yourself a little bit?

Alright. I can do that.

Yeah,

that feels good.

Yeah, that's really helping.

Yeah? Yeah.

It feels good there? It feels really good.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

I can't believe you're doing this for me.

Oh, yeah. I need to help.

Oh.

Yeah, I like it. Yeah.

I like it a lot. Do you want to do it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you think you could close the deal with that?

What do you mean?

Oh, I mean, do you think that you could stay hard and fuck me?

You want me to fuck you?

Do you think you could do that?

Yeah, I could try. Yeah?

Yeah. What's your favorite position when you watch porn?

Who really does it for you, honey?

I really, really, really like doggy style.

Yeah? Yeah.

Want to try that? You think you can do that? Yeah, I would love that.

Yeah? Yeah, let's do that.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Like that?

Oh, wow.

Oh, man.

Really? You're really going to let me do this?

Can I help you?

Okay.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, I'm so hard.

You got me so hard.

Oh. Do you need to do it? Oh.

So glad you're helping me with my problem.

You got me so fucking hard

There's no way Amy could have done this

so bad.

Nicole!

You've come so hard.

I'm glad I could help.

It felt amazing.

I can't believe you got me so hard so easily.

You're the best.