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Previously on X-Men
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Hahaha! Don't touch my dial!
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In what breakdown are you X-Men going to give this?
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Mind-numbed bunch of cooked potatoes and the trillions watching at home?
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They want blood, and guts, and love, and hate.
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They want entertainment.
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Violence and destruction are not forms of amusement.
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Trust me, they are this! If you haven't been paying attention in my dimension to get with the program, or get crushed!
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Bad light! Bad light!
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I saw it!
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Yeah. Right.
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Why don't you pull in over there?
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I'll just be a minute.
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Don't take all day! I'm just starting to get good.
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I always forget that clutch part.
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Hey! Watch out!
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Hello, sweetheart. I don't believe we've been introduced.
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Wow. Uh-oh.
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Wolverine! Who ordered the fireworks?
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Where are we?
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Why does this stuff always happen to me?
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There. Take him.
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They mean you!
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Nice try. But your luck just ran out.
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Pyro, the master programmer once had brought back alive.
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He didn't specify in what conditions.
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Stop!
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Jubilee! Redness of pyrotechnic! Command you to release the human!
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Ignore her. She's just a little girl.
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A little girl?
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We should probably go.
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If that rebel scum gets away, I'll cancel you permanently.
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More wolves! Up to the lucky one!
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Uh-oh.
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Jubilee!
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Long shot.
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Come on!
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I think we're rid of them.
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Whoa. Not good.
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Bad doggy. No biscuit.
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We got release laws in this town mutt.
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Grover! Kneel!
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Cancel them. Cancel them all.
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Let's just finish it here. Just you and me, pal.
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These warriors were not anticipated.
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Time to pull the plug.
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Long broadcast photo.
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This isn't over, long shot.
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Are you okay, Jubilee?
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Long shot. What are you doing here, pretty boy?
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Are you blind? He's on our side.
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I don't know that.
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You've got about two seconds to tell me what's going on, Blondie.
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I don't know. I can't remember anything.
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Come on, Jubilee. I'm taking your buddy here to the professor.
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We could use some answers.
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What do you mean he got away?
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It went steamboats. He's still under contract.
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Do you realize what he's costing me?
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That's if I don't have enough to worry about. Slave rebellions.
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Workers who actually want to be paid.
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And my biggest snipe and rebel!
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In great! After all I've done for his career.
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Who decided to let actors sleep?
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If you want the little jerks so badly, why don't you go get them yourself?
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You presumptuous sack of armpits!
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Perhaps the sorceress has a point, my lardacious liege.
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An expedition to a primitive dimension like Earth's.
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Home of the indomitable X-Men, if I'm not mistaken,
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led by the great Mojo himself.
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X-Men?
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Domo! Domo! I've just had Domo, really tiny!
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Mojo will lead the expedition myself!
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Think of it! Think of it now!
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Long shot! My biggest star!
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The X-Men are proven ratings hit!
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And...me!
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It'll be huge!
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When you are on screen you're bulbosity, the universe positively quivers.
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We shall however need spiral to cleave time and space.
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Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever!
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God! Where's God?
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God! Get your guys down to wardrobe!
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Come on, come on, come on! We're burning daylight here!
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Scramble the remote crew! We're going live!
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And this is the rec room.
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Sure you don't want something to drink?
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It's...no problem.
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What the Sam hell is he doing here?
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Says he can't remember anything. I don't trust him.
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He saved your life!
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If you ask me, I think he's part of some Mojo run setup.
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What is your problem?
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Who is our guest?
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He's one of Mojo's cronies and I've...beast?
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His name is Longshot.
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He was rescued earlier this evening by Logan and Jubilation from his erstwhile employer Mojo.
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I didn't want him wandering around loose till you could take a look inside his head.
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Are you blind? He's on our side!
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We don't know that.
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Allowing me to scan his mind must be Longshot's decision.
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I suggest he take a moment to consider it.
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Come on, Longshot. Time to blow this joint.
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Don't go far.
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I'll keep an eye on him. The gals kind of sweet on him in case you didn't notice.
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I noticed.
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I hate it when Wolverine treats me like a kid.
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I'm 15... 17 years old.
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I can look after myself.
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You certainly looked after me back there.
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You have great courage. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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What's the name of this dump again?
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Earth, your magnificent abundance.
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Earth, as in dirt?
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That stinks. Who's afraid of dirt? No, no, no, no. We'll call it Danger World.
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Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Terror World. Yeah.
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Until rating points will be mine.
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Action? Excitement?
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Not too much violence, though.
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Yeah, we'll leave that for the news on the toxos.
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His mind is barren.
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I think I can help, but it will take time.
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I'm gonna go check on Jubilee.
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Huh?
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I don't remember this being here.
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I remember a great battle.
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Mojo's genetically engineered slaves rebelled.
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I, his star attraction, was their leader.
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I was captured.
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Mojo erased my memories,
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planning to use me in his televised campaign to crush the rebels.
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My comrades rescued me. Spiral tried to send them all to oblivion.
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And somehow I ended up here.
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Fascinating. Something's wrong. Better get here, Pronto.
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What happened here?
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It appears that the local flora is somehow being mutated, drained of its life essence.
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And Mojo is here. I can smell him.
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I fear that Mojo's continued presence in our dimension could have dire consequences for all life on Earth.
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I found something else.
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Jubilee's jacket!
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Nothing. I can't read any future for her.
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You don't mean she's...
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No, she's here somewhere. And we're gonna find her.
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Oh, you see, it seems much has changed on Mojo World since our television debut.
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Longshot's an actor.
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Who says he ain't playing a part?
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You'll have to trust me. My trust is earned, bub.
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And if anything happens to Jubilee, it'll come out of your hide.
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Beast was right. This weird forest is growing.
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We gotta stop it before it gets to people's homes.
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Live from Terror World, it's the premier condition of intergalactic ladiators.
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I, Mojo programmer to the galaxy, present our contestants tonight, back by popular demand, the X-Men.
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Beast, the mind of a genius in the body of a big blue gorilla.
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Rogue, whose luscious lips? No man may kiss. Wolverine, whose adamantium bones can't protect him from a broken heart.
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Tonight's special guest star, in his final appearance anyway.
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Lover, rebel, movie star, your heartthrob and mine, Longshot.
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And opponents, the gladiators will help the X-Men through the untamed wilds of Terror World, in the matchup of the millennium.
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Fascinating.
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First, to reach our lovely studio, filled with cash and fabulous prizes is the winner and the baby.
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Excuse me, the grand prize.
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A dream date with teen heartthrob, who do you believe?
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Somebody please get me out of here.
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What do we need this little brat for? She's nothing but trouble.
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Passion! Drama! Greetings!
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The other actors must be given the proper motivation.
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Besides, I've got just the spin-off for her.
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Run!
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Beckon, I'll take a little sort.
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Oh, sorry, sugar.
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Air travel is provided by Mojo and only by Mojo.
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Hahaha! No mistake! Please, no teens!
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Air to flight!
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I appreciate the lift.
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If you three can draw him off, I can get to that arena quicker alone.
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One of us should accompany you.
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I believe the phrase is "to watch your back."
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I'll go with Wolverine.
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In a pig's eye, you!
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Listen to me. I know how Mojo works, and I know the equipment.
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I got Jubilee into this. I'm the only one who can get her out.
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Mo!
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This ought to get their attention.
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This way.
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hunters!
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I want to see some serious carnage or you guys are going home in a shoebox!
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Can I handle actor's output?
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We should stay in the tree line.
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No!
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A big purple lizard?
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Trust me! Kids will love it!
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Hey! Bubba!
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Hey!
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Dang!
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I sense possible sanctuary in those cliffs.
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Hold it.
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We're being followed. You go on ahead. I'll double back.
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Hahaha!
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Wolverine!
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Quark! Who do you want to be?
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The guy who bumped off an earther or the man who defeated Longshot?
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Good point!
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He'll be out for a while.
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Are you okay?
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I heal fast.
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Hey!
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I shoot them!
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Somebody shoot them!
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Cancel them!
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No! No! This is horrible!
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All this chaos! All this destruction!
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Not a single camera in sight!
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All cameras to the arena! Pronto! Yesterday!
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Move it!
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We're no longer the star attraction.
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Come on!
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Sorry, boys. Closed set.
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Out of our way, spiral.
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Don't you dare tell me what to do.
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What got her so worked up?
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We used to date.
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I'll handle her. You get your belief.
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Uh, looking for this?
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Gog? Cancel this little mophead!
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This will look great on my resume!
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So, lucky one, it seems your luck has finally run out.
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Pons away!
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Y'all right, hon?
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Remember me, bright eyes?
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Ah! Smart remote!
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Are you all right?
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I am now. Thank you.
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I... I... My ratings!
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I'm risking embarrassment and impossible!
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Possible physical pain!
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And there are no ratings!
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Spiral!
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Spiral, dear.
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Get me out of here!
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Take a number.
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You!
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This is all your fault, you little code!
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Well, you haven't won yet!
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Just a showing over 'til the fat man stings!
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That's all, folks!
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No!
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Oh, just...
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Really had you going there, didn't I?
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Okay, joke's over.
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We can all go home now.
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No hard feelings, right?
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Nice.
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Yeah. Just lucky.
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Hey, dog! Spiral, get this freak off of me!
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I want a rematch.
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Mutant.
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Pay-per-view, of course.
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Fifty percent of all intergalactic merchandising.
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And syndication revenue.
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Have I earned that trust yet?
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You're close. Go on.
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You just got time for a quick goodbye.
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Thanks.
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Jubilee, I...
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I know. You have to go.
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You have a rebellion to lead and people you care about.
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I'll never forget you, Jubilee.
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Thank you.
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Come on, kid. Let's head home.
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Self never should have come here.
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Now, self-friend's beast.
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Forge, your world is doomed.
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