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Thank you.

I think you're going.

It's tax day, and I'm collecting.

Why are you saving?

Hey, where is it, Mayor?

There it is.

El Dorado.

Sweet.

Looks like these cacti got themselves some kind of sheriff.

Ah! Don't hurt me!

Good bro!

Great help!

Ha! Dumb sheriff!

Baby bear furball!

We got what we came for anyhow.

Let's go!

We were expecting a new sheriff. We've been waiting for the county to send us

one for ages.

Sheriff?

Oh, you.

Oh, Sheriff.

I'm Rico. You saved me.

What?

I'm the one that needs help.

Besides, I'm not really the leader type.

I'm not that guy you send out to be bait.

You're going to love the perks of the job, Sheriff.

Perks? I don't need perks.

I need to go meet... Free rent.

Okay, but... Unlimited two-ply.

I prefer quilted. Ten percent off coffee.

Boba's more my drink.

Full unmonitored access to a teleportation machine, which you can use

to go anywhere in the universe.

Teleportation machine?

I could use that to get back to my bros before these town folks even know what

happened.

What's that now?

I said, uh, sure. I'm a sheriff.

Now show me that teleportation machine.

It's definitely a teleportation machine.

Jerry, we told you not to do that in here.

Get... I'm officially out of here.

It isn't working.

Of course it doesn't work. You need a battery for that.

We have one battery for the whole town, and Dolores Plum stole it with the snow

cone machine.

But under your leadership, I'm sure we could steal it back.

My leadership?

I, uh... Gotta do it, Pan-Pan! It's the only way out of here.

Uh, yee-haw! I'll help you steal that battery back!

Great! But I'm gonna need a team to, uh... ...hold lead.

You can count on my help, Jeff.

Um, anyone else?

Ruben will come. Won't you, Ruben?

We're buzzards, food.

One candy-flavored cone for the boss.

Here comes the airplane.

I ain't no baby.

Now make me another.

Just tell us the plan, Mr. Sheriff, sir.

Oh, right.

Emily Griss would say, you gotta cause a distraction while I grab the battery.

Then you know little bro would make a snappy retort.

Iceberg's rugged good looks aren't distracting.

That's a great plan.

Oh, okay.

Well needed disguise.

Well, hi there.

What's up?

Beat it, kid.

Hangouts for bandits only.

I am a bandit.

Then why haven't I seen you around?

I've just been, uh... On sabbatical.

On sabbatical?

Oh, yeah. Sabbatical. I totally know what sabbatical is. My auntie took one

of those ones.

Oh, no! Quick!

Destruct Dolores!

You got it, Sheriff.

Oh, my gosh. Hold on. Wait.

You're Dolores, the world's most infamous bandit by day and pop country

superstar by night. I'm a huge fan.

Well, I haven't sung in ages, but sometimes I do miss performing.

Ask her to play a song.

You gotta play us a tune.

No, no, no. My voice ain't what it used to be.

Please, please, please, please, please.

Well, if you insist.

I'm... Tootin' tootin' cowgirl, driftin' the wild, wild west.

And where there's cowgirls griftin', I always grift the best.

I'm a freaky, sneaky bandit, the sickiest fingers yet. And if there's

something I want, give it to your aunt, or I'm gonna kill it.

I'm a bandit lady,

red-handed daily.

I'm the best thief in the West, as you can see.

If it ain't tied down, it'll soon belong to me.

The Bandit Lane.

It's a battery.

They think they can keep us bandits out, and I just got to go.

But heed me now, the chair's gonna fall when I take him out.

I'm Dolores the Outlaw, full-blooded

scofflaw.

Wow,

what a song. Well, so long, color bandits.

Is it just me, or did he suddenly get taller?

Hey, the snow cone machine is busted.

Hey, the battery is gone.

We ride at dawn.

Now I can finally get out of here.

Where are you all going?

A little vacation?

Sleep for a couple hours and come back?

That sort of thing?

Well,

you earned it.

Isn't that right, entire town?

Yeah! Best day ever!

The bandits! They're coming back!

You outsmarted Dolores once. Surely you could do it again.

Yeah! Me too!

I lied!

I lied so I could use the teleportation machine!

No, leader.

Yes, you are!

Huh? You came up with the plan to distract Dolores.

You told me to say sabbatical to buy some time.

Yeah, I did do all that, but... Being a leader isn't about being some hot shot

hero. It's about working with your team.

You really think so?

Yeah, of course.

All right.

We're going to get rid of Dolores once and for all as a posse.

How are we going to do that?

Don't worry. I have a plan.

Looks like nobody's home, boss.

I don't buy it.

Come on out, you yellow-bellied zap-suckers! Over here.

See, you really are a great leader.

Aw, thanks, Rico.

But as much fun as this was, I have to get back to my family.

But what will we do without a sheriff?

You know, you'd be a great sheriff.

Me?

suited for the job.

Oh, thank you.

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