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[blows raspberry]
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[gasps]
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[opening theme song playing]
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? Everyone sing ?
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? Bha bha bha bha bha ?
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? Bha bha bha bha ?
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? Bha bha bha bha ?
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? Hand in hand dance with me ?
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? Have fun and play with me ?
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? And now it's time to stop ?
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Who could it be,
and what did they ride in on?
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[Orion] Left!
Into the power-up.
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-[video game beeping]
-Speed boost!
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Dodge!
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[video game music playing]
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Oh, look out
for those asteroids.
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Now boost it.
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-[boosting]
-[Dippy] Pssh! Pow!
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[crowd cheering]
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[game voice] Victory.
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[all cheering]
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[all laughing]
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Dippy, your Uncle Orion
is a pro
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at this space racing stuff.
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You know, this game
is pretty okay,
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but, I mean,
it's nothing like the...
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real thing.
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[all] Ooh!
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Tell the story
from when you were
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a space racer, Uncle Orion.
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Nah, you kids wouldn't
want to hear that.
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[all] Please!
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Well, I don't know.
I'm feeling kinda tired.
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-Please, please, please!
-Uncle Orion, please!
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Okay. [chuckles]
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[Dippy] "Uncle Orion."
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It was the most dangerous race
in the whole galaxy.
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The Saturn Grand Prix.
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Only racers with
nerves of steel dared to enter.
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And there I was,
coasting down the track.
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-Suddenly, boom!
-[rumbling]
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Solar flare storm.
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[zooms]
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Solar flare?
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Thankfully, I had my trusty
fingerless driving gloves on.
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You know, it's important
to dress for the job.
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Fingerless gloves are dope.
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[laughing]
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Whee!
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[Orion] The ship's
in bad shape.
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My instruments
were going crazy.
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Ahem!
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My instruments
were going crazy, right?
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-[alarm blaring]
-Then, suddenly,
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a giant flare
pops up in front of me.
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There was no way
but through it.
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-So, I popped the clutch...
-[buttons beeping]
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...kicked it into high gear
and burned rubber.
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[engine accelerating]
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Everything went silent.
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Then, whoosh! I ripped past it,
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inches away
from being incinerated.
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-The crowd went wild.
-[giggles]
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Like, "Ah! Yes!"
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Uncle Orion!
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[both chuckle]
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-Awesome!
-So suave.
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Uncle Orion is one cool cat.
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[chuckles]
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[Cassi] Oh, please.
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Your "cool" Uncle Orion
never even won a single race.
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All because he's scared
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of the checkerboard pattern
at the finish line.
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-[tires screeching]
-[crashing]
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[ships whooshing]
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Checkerboard pattern? Why?
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Me and Cassi used to play
checkers as kids.
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Now, Cassi was always
a sore loser.
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-[punching]
-[crying]
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-And a sore winner.
-[punching]
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-[crying]
-[laughing]
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Oh. [chuckles nervously]
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Orion has never
achieved anything,
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and now, he's just
a lazy, scaredy-cat.
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Hey, Uncle Orion
isn't a pathetic loser.
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Uh, I don't think
she said that.
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Cassi is right.
I... I haven't raced in ages.
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Now, I'm just
a good-for-nothing stray.
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-Don't be sad, Uncle.
-[snoring]
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Uncle Orion
seems like a great guy.
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There's gotta be a way
we can help him out.
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-[video game beeping]
-[audience cheering]
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Dippy got a plan!
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[groans]
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How did I get in my ship?
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-Rise and shine, Uncle Orion.
-Ah!
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-It's a beautiful morning.
-Huh!
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[Dippy] I made you coffee.
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Ah. "Universe's best uncle."
How nice.
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Now, it's time for me
to look out the window
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as I enjoy my morning...
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[spits]
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[screaming]
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-What am I doing here?
-[engines revving]
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[announcer] Welcome to
the Saturn Grand Prix.
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[electronic music playing]
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This is gonna be good.
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Mmm-hmm.
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We entered you
into the Saturn Grand Prix.
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You can thank us later.
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Then we dragged your sleeping
body into your spaceship
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and drove it here.
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Ice Bear excellent
at hot-wiring spacecrafts.
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Me and the Bears
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are gonna help you
win this time.
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You kids have no idea
how dangerous this race is.
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[announcer] On your mark.
Get set.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We gotta get
off this track, ASAP.
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-[announcer] Go!
-Too late.
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-[engine accelerates]
-[announcer] And they're off!
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Oh! My totally legal
and permitted addition.
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-[tires screeching]
-[screaming]
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Cool. It's just like our game!
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Not cool. Deadly.
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And that's not the only thing
we need to worry about.
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[announcer] Let's meet
today's ferocious racers.
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First off is Milkman,
from the Milky Way.
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Moo-ve over, competition.
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Yikes!
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[announcer] M.E.R.5200.
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A space exploration robot
gone rogue.
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Oh, no!
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[announcer]
Then there's Disco Dani.
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Her moves are electric.
Literally.
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Oh, word? [chuckles]
We used to date.
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It did not end well!
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[announcer]
And looks like longtime loser,
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Uncle Orion,
is back on the circuit.
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These guys are cutthroat.
They'll do anything to win.
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[announcer] Looks like
Milkman's pulling ahead
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and going for the whole milk.
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-[cow mooing]
-Clean up on aisle Orion.
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-[all screaming]
-Watch out!
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[grunting]
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[announcer] Oh, ho!
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Uncle Orion is somehow
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-overtaking Dani.
-Huh?
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-[announcer] And Milkman?
-[gasps]
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You're crushing it,
Uncle Orion.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I am.
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Maybe this could work.
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[announcer] We are reaching
the first checkpoint.
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-[crying]
-[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[shuddering]
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[announcer]
A major setback for Uncle O.
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This will never work.
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Even if we get to the end,
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I won't be able
to cross that finish line.
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[sobbing]
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You can't lose this race,
Uncle Orion.
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I won't let you.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah!
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Yes.
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[announcer]
Orion's catching up.
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But can he keep up
with Disco Dani's moves?
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[growling]
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[beeps]
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Panda, defense.
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Uh, okay.
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[beeps]
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Um... [chuckles nervously]
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-[zapping]
-[Bears screaming]
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[announcer] We're getting news
that a solar flare
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-is headed towards the track.
-[alarm blaring]
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[screams]
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Maybe making Uncle Orion
race again was a bad idea.
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I'm not sure
he's the winning type.
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Or the barely surviving type.
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Uh...
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No! We're not giving up!
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Uncle Orion, come on.
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You're the only one who
can get us through this race.
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[sighs] But I'm a loser, Dippy.
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No, you're not.
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You're kind,
always make me laugh
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and you're my uncle.
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[both laughing]
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-[Orion] Happy birthday, Dippy.
-Oh!
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-Watch my thumb.
-[screaming]
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-[both exclaiming]
-[camera shutter clicking]
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I don't care
if you never won a race.
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You're still my hero.
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You're right, Dippy.
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[chuckles]
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I can't let you down,
space cadet.
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Grizz, hand me the controls.
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I think I'm getting
the hang of it.
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Ooh, look. A power-up.
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-[crashing]
-[all screaming]
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Yeah, yeah. Take it.
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Okay, Grizz,
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-you on the lookout.
-Got it!
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-[Orion] Panda, defense.
-Ready.
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[Orion] Ice Bear,
boost station.
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Roger.
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And, Dippy, be my eyes.
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Aye-aye!
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Checkerboard, straight ahead.
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Floor it!
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-[engine accelerating]
-[Orion] Yes! Take that, Cassi!
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[beeping]
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[announcer] They're in for
a rocky road ahead, folks.
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[Bears screaming]
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[Dippy] Down, up, down, up.
Yeah, that's it.
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[announcer]
Milk approaching fast.
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-[chuckles]
-[cow mooing]
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Milk at four o'clock!
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Show that milk who's boss.
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[slurping]
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Ew. Almond milk. [burps]
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[announcer] Double trouble
from M.E.R. and Dani.
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Will sparks fly?
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-[whirring]
-Yes. Yes, they will.
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Drill on your left.
Shoe on your right.
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[laughing evilly]
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[beeps]
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[powering up]
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-Panda, hit this combo.
-[beeps]
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Red, blue. Left, right.
Up, up, up.
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Uh, are you sure about this?
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[powering up, zapping]
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[announcer] Wow.
Cleaning up the competition.
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Yes!
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[all gasping]
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[announcer] The solar flare
has reached the track.
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Racers will have to drive
directly through it
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-to reach the finish line.
-[crowd cheering]
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Ice Bear, boosters.
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Zero to 60... billion.
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[engine roaring]
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[Bears screaming]
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[beeping]
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Can't hold on. [screams]
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[Orion] Oh, no. Dippy.
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-[crowd cheering]
-[announcer] You got this!
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Uh...
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-[crowd cheering]
-Uh...
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[lively music playing]
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[screams]
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[Dippy whimpering]
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Gotta overcome my fear.
For Dippy.
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-[beeping]
-[engine revving]
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[announcer] What's this?
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Uncle Orion is pulling in
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-to first place!
-Go, Orion, go!
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[alarm blaring]
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[announcer] Could this
be the comeback
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-he's been waiting for?
-[engine sputters]
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I don't think she can take
much more of this.
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[Bears grunting]
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Everybody, hold on!
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-[crashing]
-[Bears screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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[grunting]
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Is everyone okay?
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-[engines roaring]
-[crowd cheering]
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Aw, man.
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[announcer] We have our loser,
Uncle Orion!
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[Orion humming]
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Good as new.
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00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,611
I guess
I'll be taking off then.
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Thank you, little guys,
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for helping me
get through that race.
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Too bad we came in dead last.
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00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,118
They didn't even give us
a participation trophy.
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00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,871
Look, I got the only trophy
that matters.
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[glass shattering]
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Mmm. Uncle Orion. Mmm.
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You really motivated me
to keep racing.
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I'm gonna enter
the Jupiter Grand Prix next.
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[all cheering]
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Thanks, Dippy. Thanks, Bears.
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[narrator] Uncle Orion
might not have won the race,
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00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:46,020
but he sure won
a place in our hearts.
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Excuse me.
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How would you get back
to the Milky Way Highway?
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Five parsecs east,
and then turn right.
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I thank ye.
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Such nice guys.
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? Let's find
a new home to stay ?
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? Let's find
a new home to stay ?
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