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[blows raspberry]

[gasps]

[opening theme song playing]

? Everyone sing ?

? Bha bha bha bha bha ?

? Bha bha bha bha ?

? Bha bha bha bha ?

? Hand in hand dance with me ?

? Have fun and play with me ?

? And now it's time to stop ?

Who could it be, and what did they ride in on?

[Orion] Left! Into the power-up.

-[video game beeping] -Speed boost!

Dodge!

[video game music playing]

Oh, look out for those asteroids.

Now boost it.

-[boosting] -[Dippy] Pssh! Pow!

[crowd cheering]

[game voice] Victory.

[all cheering]

[all laughing]

Dippy, your Uncle Orion is a pro

at this space racing stuff.

You know, this game is pretty okay,

but, I mean, it's nothing like the...

real thing.

[all] Ooh!

Tell the story from when you were

a space racer, Uncle Orion.

Nah, you kids wouldn't want to hear that.

[all] Please!

Well, I don't know. I'm feeling kinda tired.

-Please, please, please! -Uncle Orion, please!

Okay. [chuckles]

[Dippy] "Uncle Orion."

It was the most dangerous race in the whole galaxy.

The Saturn Grand Prix.

Only racers with nerves of steel dared to enter.

And there I was, coasting down the track.

-Suddenly, boom! -[rumbling]

Solar flare storm.

[zooms]

Solar flare?

Thankfully, I had my trusty fingerless driving gloves on.

You know, it's important to dress for the job.

Fingerless gloves are dope.

[laughing]

Whee!

[Orion] The ship's in bad shape.

My instruments were going crazy.

Ahem!

My instruments were going crazy, right?

-[alarm blaring] -Then, suddenly,

a giant flare pops up in front of me.

There was no way but through it.

-So, I popped the clutch... -[buttons beeping]

...kicked it into high gear and burned rubber.

[engine accelerating]

Everything went silent.

Then, whoosh! I ripped past it,

inches away from being incinerated.

-The crowd went wild. -[giggles]

Like, "Ah! Yes!"

Uncle Orion!

[both chuckle]

-Awesome! -So suave.

Uncle Orion is one cool cat.

[chuckles]

[Cassi] Oh, please.

Your "cool" Uncle Orion never even won a single race.

All because he's scared

of the checkerboard pattern at the finish line.

-[tires screeching] -[crashing]

[ships whooshing]

Checkerboard pattern? Why?

Me and Cassi used to play checkers as kids.

Now, Cassi was always a sore loser.

-[punching] -[crying]

-And a sore winner. -[punching]

-[crying] -[laughing]

Oh. [chuckles nervously]

Orion has never achieved anything,

and now, he's just a lazy, scaredy-cat.

Hey, Uncle Orion isn't a pathetic loser.

Uh, I don't think she said that.

Cassi is right. I... I haven't raced in ages.

Now, I'm just a good-for-nothing stray.

-Don't be sad, Uncle. -[snoring]

Uncle Orion seems like a great guy.

There's gotta be a way we can help him out.

-[video game beeping] -[audience cheering]

Dippy got a plan!

[groans]

How did I get in my ship?

-Rise and shine, Uncle Orion. -Ah!

-It's a beautiful morning. -Huh!

[Dippy] I made you coffee.

Ah. "Universe's best uncle." How nice.

Now, it's time for me to look out the window

as I enjoy my morning...

[spits]

[screaming]

-What am I doing here? -[engines revving]

[announcer] Welcome to the Saturn Grand Prix.

[electronic music playing]

This is gonna be good.

Mmm-hmm.

We entered you into the Saturn Grand Prix.

You can thank us later.

Then we dragged your sleeping body into your spaceship

and drove it here.

Ice Bear excellent at hot-wiring spacecrafts.

Me and the Bears

are gonna help you win this time.

You kids have no idea how dangerous this race is.

[announcer] On your mark. Get set.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We gotta get off this track, ASAP.

-[announcer] Go! -Too late.

-[engine accelerates] -[announcer] And they're off!

Oh! My totally legal and permitted addition.

-[tires screeching] -[screaming]

Cool. It's just like our game!

Not cool. Deadly.

And that's not the only thing we need to worry about.

[announcer] Let's meet today's ferocious racers.

First off is Milkman, from the Milky Way.

Moo-ve over, competition.

Yikes!

[announcer] M.E.R.5200.

A space exploration robot gone rogue.

Oh, no!

[announcer] Then there's Disco Dani.

Her moves are electric. Literally.

Oh, word? [chuckles] We used to date.

It did not end well!

[announcer] And looks like longtime loser,

Uncle Orion, is back on the circuit.

These guys are cutthroat. They'll do anything to win.

[announcer] Looks like Milkman's pulling ahead

and going for the whole milk.

-[cow mooing] -Clean up on aisle Orion.

-[all screaming] -Watch out!

[grunting]

[announcer] Oh, ho!

Uncle Orion is somehow

-overtaking Dani. -Huh?

-[announcer] And Milkman? -[gasps]

You're crushing it, Uncle Orion.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I am.

Maybe this could work.

[announcer] We are reaching the first checkpoint.

-[crying] -[laughing]

[screaming]

[shuddering]

[announcer] A major setback for Uncle O.

This will never work.

Even if we get to the end,

I won't be able to cross that finish line.

[sobbing]

You can't lose this race, Uncle Orion.

I won't let you.

-Yeah. -Yeah!

Yes.

[announcer] Orion's catching up.

But can he keep up with Disco Dani's moves?

[growling]

[beeps]

Panda, defense.

Uh, okay.

[beeps]

Um... [chuckles nervously]

-[zapping] -[Bears screaming]

[announcer] We're getting news that a solar flare

-is headed towards the track. -[alarm blaring]

[screams]

Maybe making Uncle Orion race again was a bad idea.

I'm not sure he's the winning type.

Or the barely surviving type.

Uh...

No! We're not giving up!

Uncle Orion, come on.

You're the only one who can get us through this race.

[sighs] But I'm a loser, Dippy.

No, you're not.

You're kind, always make me laugh

and you're my uncle.

[both laughing]

-[Orion] Happy birthday, Dippy. -Oh!

-Watch my thumb. -[screaming]

-[both exclaiming] -[camera shutter clicking]

I don't care if you never won a race.

You're still my hero.

You're right, Dippy.

[chuckles]

I can't let you down, space cadet.

Grizz, hand me the controls.

I think I'm getting the hang of it.

Ooh, look. A power-up.

-[crashing] -[all screaming]

Yeah, yeah. Take it.

Okay, Grizz,

-you on the lookout. -Got it!

-[Orion] Panda, defense. -Ready.

[Orion] Ice Bear, boost station.

Roger.

And, Dippy, be my eyes.

Aye-aye!

Checkerboard, straight ahead.

Floor it!

-[engine accelerating] -[Orion] Yes! Take that, Cassi!

[beeping]

[announcer] They're in for a rocky road ahead, folks.

[Bears screaming]

[Dippy] Down, up, down, up. Yeah, that's it.

[announcer] Milk approaching fast.

-[chuckles] -[cow mooing]

Milk at four o'clock!

Show that milk who's boss.

[slurping]

Ew. Almond milk. [burps]

[announcer] Double trouble from M.E.R. and Dani.

Will sparks fly?

-[whirring] -Yes. Yes, they will.

Drill on your left. Shoe on your right.

[laughing evilly]

[beeps]

[powering up]

-Panda, hit this combo. -[beeps]

Red, blue. Left, right. Up, up, up.

Uh, are you sure about this?

[powering up, zapping]

[announcer] Wow. Cleaning up the competition.

Yes!

[all gasping]

[announcer] The solar flare has reached the track.

Racers will have to drive directly through it

-to reach the finish line. -[crowd cheering]

Ice Bear, boosters.

Zero to 60... billion.

[engine roaring]

[Bears screaming]

[beeping]

Can't hold on. [screams]

[Orion] Oh, no. Dippy.

-[crowd cheering] -[announcer] You got this!

Uh...

-[crowd cheering] -Uh...

[lively music playing]

[screams]

[Dippy whimpering]

Gotta overcome my fear. For Dippy.

-[beeping] -[engine revving]

[announcer] What's this?

Uncle Orion is pulling in

-to first place! -Go, Orion, go!

[alarm blaring]

[announcer] Could this be the comeback

-he's been waiting for? -[engine sputters]

I don't think she can take much more of this.

[Bears grunting]

Everybody, hold on!

-[crashing] -[Bears screaming]

[screaming continues]

[grunting]

Is everyone okay?

-[engines roaring] -[crowd cheering]

Aw, man.

[announcer] We have our loser, Uncle Orion!

[Orion humming]

Good as new.

I guess I'll be taking off then.

Thank you, little guys,

for helping me get through that race.

Too bad we came in dead last.

They didn't even give us a participation trophy.

Look, I got the only trophy that matters.

[glass shattering]

Mmm. Uncle Orion. Mmm.

You really motivated me to keep racing.

I'm gonna enter the Jupiter Grand Prix next.

[all cheering]

Thanks, Dippy. Thanks, Bears.

[narrator] Uncle Orion might not have won the race,

but he sure won a place in our hearts.

Excuse me.

How would you get back to the Milky Way Highway?

Five parsecs east, and then turn right.

I thank ye.

Such nice guys.

? Let's find a new home to stay ?

? Let's find a new home to stay ?

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