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? Everyone sing ?
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? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?
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? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?
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? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?
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? Hand in hand, dance with me ?
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? Have fun and play with me ?
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? And now it's time to stop ?
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Narrator: Aw, look at
those sleeping angels.
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It's nice to see them take it
easy and sleep in for once.
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[ Alarm beeping ]
Good morning!
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Uhh, give me
500 more minutes.
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Frogs.
Frogs everywhere. [ Snoring ]
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[ Screams ]
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Ice Bear still
in REM cycle,
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reality exploding
macaroni.
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[ Grunts ]
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No time for
exploding macaroni.
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Huh?
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The big parade
is tomorrow.
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All across Glitterwood,
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families build floats
celebrating their heritage
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and parade them
down Main Street.
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A float?
Like with ice cream?
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No. Like this.
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Together: Ooh!
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Feel the unicorn's essence
flowing from within.
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Plantum raisum presto sprouto
floriandis folleyageo!
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??
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Whoop-whoop.
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??
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[ Neighs ]
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Nice.
Ooh.
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Wow. I feel like
I'm in a really nice dream,
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not the one I usually have about
drowning in a pit of frogs.
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[ Frogs croaking ]
I can still hear the ribbiting.
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Attempt number 34,
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implementing a 900-donkey-power
engine and nonstick gears.
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Let's get this pony purring.
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[ Banging, whirring ]
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[ Techno music plays ]
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The lights.
The rhythm.
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Ice Bear's time to rage.
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? Boots and cats and boots
and cats and boots and cats ?
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These floats are tight.
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There will be so many
amazing floats tomorrow.
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Fawn floats.
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Elf floats.
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Giant gourd floats.
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Ice cream floats?
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And this year, I'm finally
old enough to ride one.
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Together: Yay!
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So which one?
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Which one what?
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Which float
are you gonna ride,
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the unicorn one
or the donkey one?
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[ Shatter! ]
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I hadn't thought
about choosing at all.
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H-How can I?
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The unicorn float
is chill and relaxing,
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but the donkey float
is fun and exciting.
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What if I make a mistake?
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What if I pick
the wrong float
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and regret it
for the rest of my life?
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Gasps ] Ohh!
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[ Indistinct whispering ]
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Okay, we've thought
of a way
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for you to pick
which float.
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It's very
Unica-core.
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We'll compare donkey stuff
and unicorn stuff
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and see which one
comes out on top.
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Totally airtight logic.
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I'll try anything
to help me
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resolve this
excruciating dilemma.
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Then the first
big category is...
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food!
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Great-Aunt Angie's
famous Baked Unicorn
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is the quintessential
unicorn food.
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Thanks, Dad.
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??
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[ All munching ]
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I'm gonna name my first child
after this cake.
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Ice Bear can taste color
for the first time.
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Oh, trying out
family recipes, huh?
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Then you got to try
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Great-Uncle Abraham's famous
Donkey Habanero sauce.
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It's hee-haw-hot.
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[ Sizzling ]
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[ Fire alarm ringing ]
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[ Bird screeches ]
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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I feel...alive.
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My sinuses are so clean,
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I can smell enlightenment.
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So which food
did you like more?
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That's like comparing apples
to pineapples.
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They're both delicious.
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I guess this one's
a tie, bros.
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I bet we'll have a clear winner
for the next category.
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Dance!
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The heart of a people.
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Picking your favorite dance
is a surefire way
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to choose which float
to ride.
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Let the rhythm of the donkey
pop-and-lock move you.
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Y'all aren't ready.
I'm saying, watch.
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??
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How do they move
like that?
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Ice Bear literally
cannot look away.
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Did someone say
dance battle?
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No, Dad!
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Feast your eyes
on this.
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The unicorn
uni-cyclone.
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Cha.
Cha-cha-cha-cha.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Crackling ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[ Whirring ]
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[ Grunting ]
[ Giggles ]
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Sorry, guys.
It's another tie.
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Both dances are
just too much fun
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and somewhat
threatening.
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'Cause the next
category is...
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weapons!
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Ice Bear had a lot of fun
researching this.
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Unicorns use these
ancient blades
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to mow down
our enemy --
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weeds.
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[ Shing! Shing! ]
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Oooh!
Beautiful.
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We use the bright lights
and loud sounds
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to confuse
our opponents.
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[ Grunts ]
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And because
it looks cool.
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[ Firecrackers whistling,
popping ]
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Ahh, the high-tech weapon
of the donkeys.
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Pyrotechnics.
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Beautiful.
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Ooh!
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[ Fireworks whistling ]
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Boom! Boom!
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Pretty flashy,
but so is this.
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[ Whistling ]
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Magic!
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Well,
time to pack it in.
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Big day tomorrow
with the parade and all.
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Wow.
Those were both so epic.
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I know.
Ice Bear likes weapons.
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Ice Bear likes explosions.
Tough call.
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Yep. Pretty much impossible
to choose.
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So what'd you think, Unica?
Which one?
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[ Laughing ]
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Yeah,
it's a -- it's a tie.
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It's a -- It's a --
It's another tie.
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[ Hyperventilating ]
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What am I gonna do?
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We're back to square one,
and the parade is tomorrow.
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Yah?
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Good idea, Box.
It's so simple.
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Just pick which one of
your parents you like more.
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[ Cracking, shatter ]
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[ Screams ]
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I can't pick between them.
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[ Groans ]
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Um, Unica, you okay?
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Our rock-solid, foolproof,
no-fail plan is failing.
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Ice Bear knew bros should have
gotten wacky-plan insurance.
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I can't disappoint
either of you.
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I'm gonna sit out the parade.
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[ Sobbing ]
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??
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[ Beats playing ]
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[ Bass playing ]
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[ Guitar playing ]
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? You're so sure about
the world as it is ?
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? Must be great
to be sure about that ?
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? But what about the in-betweens
like quantum mechanics ?
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? Unstable heavy metals
and Schrodinger's cat ?
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? Nothing makes me lose more
sleep like diminished chords ?
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? Are they major or minor ?
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? Am I sharp or flat ?
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? It's hard to be in between ?
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? Don't want
to break your hearts ?
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? I'm sure that I'm unsure ?
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? Can't you see I'm torn apart ?
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? You're so sure
about the world ?
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? As it is ?
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Come on, Unica, we could
pull a name out of a hat.
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Or draw straws.
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Or spin you around
blindfolded
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and see which one
you walk towards.
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Unica: No!
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What's going on?
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I heard Unica yelling.
Is everything okay?
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Unica can't choose
between the unicorn float
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or the donkey float.
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And it's high-key
tearing her apart.
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Unica:
I refuse to choose.
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You can't make me.
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I'd rather never look
at another awesome, cool,
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amazing float
in my life than choose.
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Sweetie, you don't
have to choose.
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Together: What?!
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You're unicorn
and donkey.
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So you can do
whatever you want.
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You get to experience
the best of both.
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I guess I've been thinking
about this all wrong,
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but I can't be
in two places at once.
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I-I'm going to bed.
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Hm, if only there was a way
for Unica
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to experience both floats
simultaneously.
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Ice Bear already started
on transdimensional portal.
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Hold up.
We don't need a portal. [ Crunch! ]
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But we do need
some adult supervision.
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I have an idea.
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Hmm?
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[ Pounding, whirring, beeping ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Grizzly:
Unica, get down here right now!
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I got something cool
I got to show you!
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Come on, come on, come on!
Wake up, Unica!
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Come on, come on.
Wake up, Unica!
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??
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You bears did all this?
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Well, we had
some help.
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We helped.
Hey.
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We're sorry for making you
choose floats.
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We didn't mean
to project
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our own reductive view
of identity onto you.
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Ice Bear apologizes
for breaking Unica's brain.
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Maybe this personalized
Unica float can make up for it.
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We even added ice cream,
like a real float.
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[ Flies buzzing ]
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It's perfect.
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Ohh-oooh-oooh!
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??
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Narrator: Well, that sure was
a stressful decision for Unica,
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but everybody came together
and figured it out,
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and that's why family's
so chill, yo.
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Gonna call my parents now, dog.
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What up?
Woof-woof.
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? Let's find a new home
to stay ?
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? Let's find a new home
to stay ?
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??
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