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? Everyone sing ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Hand in hand, dance with me ?

? Have fun and play with me ?

? And now it's time to stop ?

Grizzly: Is this already on? There we go! Narrator: Huh. Wonder what those

up to today -- Quiet on set!

Oh, sorry.

Action!

[ Sizzling ]

[ Indistinct chatter ]

Unica: I'm so glad you get to experience this.

The Great Backwoods Bake-Off is a Glitterwood tradition!

I gotta do something with all this nervous energy.

Ice Bear brought home-grown gooseberries.

[ Squawking ]

I've always wanted to make a documentary.

The drama, the competition, and magical baking?

This bake-off is the perfect subject!

I don't know if there will be all that much drama.

Most bakers are competing just for fun.

And magic? Not allowed.

Hm, well, there's gonna be drama,

and I'm gonna get it all on tape.

Box even wants to be my assistant.

Hi! Thanks.

[ Slurping ]

Now, let's roll.

"Grizz's Doc."

First up is Team Hot Elves.

How does it feel to be competing in the Great Backwoods Bake-Off?

Does it make you want to cry with joy?

Tis an elf's greatest honor to bake

under hither sacred pavilion.

Together: Sacred pavillion.

[ Yawns ]

What about you, uh, Team Cookie?

Ready to bake so hard you explode?

You bet!

And this year, we'll be taking home the prize!

Ooh! What's the prize?

A lifetime's supply of eclairs?

Close. The prize is a warm handshake

and the respect of our peers.

Eh, we'll cut that in post.

And over on Team Unica,

the bakers are hopefully doing something more interesting.

Panda, what's going on?

Knead and fold. It relaxes me, and it relaxes the bread.

Unica: It's Judge Whisk.

I hope he likes my lemon bars.

[ Gasps ] Drama!

Hello, contestants!

[ Groans ]

There will be three rounds.

Whoever bakes the tastiest treats

will be declared the winner.

The judge of that tastiness is me!

The first round will be cookies.

Ready, set, bake!

[ Laughs ] Ooh, how exciting.

Here we go!

The air is tense with concentration.

Knead and fold, and knead and fold.

I'm sure something dramatic will happen soon.

[ Groans ]

Boring.

[ Gasps ] This is it!

The first taste of drama.

A biting critique by the scrutinizing Judge Whisk.

Uhhh...

[ Gulps ]

This is yummy yummy in my tummy.

[ Relieved sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

Mm.

That's yummy that.

[ Sighs ]

Hm. This tastes tasty.

-[ Sighs ] -[ Groans ]

This cookie is bad...

[ Gasps ]

...ly, in need of the greatest praise, which I will provide.

It's clear that the winners of the first round

are the Hot Elves.

Tis a victory.

Together: Victory.

How does it feel to lose the first round?

Pretty bad, right?

Yeah! Not at all.

The Hot Elves baked a fine cookie.

Ice Bears respects piping technique.

May I?

Of course.

[ Laughing ]

Where's the drama? The tears?

The betrayal?!

[ Screaming ]

Fire! Danger! Action!

Oh. That's just my elfin baking timer.

[ Screams ]

Boop.

Something new to haunt my nightmares.

This documentary is going to be as boring as stale toast.

[ Squeals ]

You're right. There's still plenty of time

to capture some juicy drama --

And the winner of round 2 is Team Unica.

With their matcha flavored cupcakes.

Oh! Indeed!

We're at the last bake? The contest is practically over!

Ah!

[ Sighs ]

My cupcakes!

Great idea, Box!

[ Squeaks ]

It's up to us to add the dramatics.

It'll spice up my documentary,

and add some excitement for the bakers.

[ Whimpers ]

I'll give you an executive producer credit.

[ Laughs ]

The next round is the final and the most important round.

Bread!

Don't slip up now.

Psst. Hey, Unica.

I was just talking to the Hot Elves,

and they said your matcha cupcakes were kind of...

grassy.

[ Gasps ] Wait. Those guys?

[ Laughing ]

And they said, "If unicorns were meant to bake,

they'd have an egg beater on their forehead, not a horn."

Oh, I see you looking at us for some reason.

Hello.

How dare they!

[ Chuckles ]

Nice dough you got there.

But I just overheard the cookie elves

say that it looked kind of dry.

Absurd. My dough is as moist as the morning dew.

They also said that you're not that hot.

Together: Heave, dough, heave.

Must be hard for you to bake

with all the rumors going around.

Huh?

Those cookie elves are bad.

At baking? Bad.

[ Gasping ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Pretty pale looking dough you have there.

Fitting you should make baby buns for you babies!

[ Gasps ]

You cookie-cutter shortbreads.

Who you calling cookie-cutter, you flavorless biscotti!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

Yes! My documentary is already looking more dramatic.

Uh, excuse me. Uh, may I remind you that there's no magic

actually allowed.

Ah!

[ Grunting ]

Knead and fold, knead and fold,

knead and fold.

Zap!

Zap!

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Ding ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Roars ]

Uh, Box? I think that's a cut.

[ Growling ]

Zap! Zap!

[ Laughing ]

Me precious yeast! Oh, my beautiful bread.

We're gonna be toast.

[ Chuckles ] Toast.

Zach: Ain't that just how the cookie crumbles.

Tis the end for us Hot Elves.

The end.

-[ Screaming ] -This is all my fault,

but what can I do?

Knead and fold, knead and fold, knead and fold.

knead and fold, knead and fold.

That's it!

This bread's out of control. It needs to relax.

Knead and fold, knead and fold!

Everyone, do what Panda's doing!

Knead like the wind! Hyah!

Knead and fold, knead and fold, knead and fold.

Huh?

Together: Knead and fold, knead and fold, knead and fold...

Zach: Elves, to the kneading lines!

Knead and fold, knead and fold, knead and fold knead and fold...

Hey, you.

No!

Ye have my rolling pin.

[ Grunts ]

Together: Knead and fold, and knead and fold,

and knead and fold, and knead and fold...

No!

Friends in knead are friends indeed,

but if we don't get this in the oven soon...

All: Knead and fold, and knead and fold,

and knead and fold...

Oh, no. No magic allowed.

Ahh!

[ Grunts ]

Mwah!

[ Laughs ]

[ All exclaiming ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Groans ]

Mm.

[ All gasp ]

It's wonderful, perfectly baked, no soggy bottom,

and the gooseberry jam inside is excellent.

That's Ice Bear's jam.

Yay! Go, lil bro!

The winner is everyone!

You get a handshake.

It really is warm.

You get a handshake.

Together: Handshake, handshake, handshake!

And you.

You get a handshake.

I don't deserve a handshake.

I was so focused on making my documentary exciting

that I put everyone's lives in danger.

Doughy, doughy danger.

[ Whimpers ]

Aw, Grizz.

Don't batter yourself up about it, eh?

[ Groans ]

How about you help us clean up this mess

and we'll call it even?

Knead and fold and knead and fold...

[ Laughter ]

You didn't get any footage of the bread monster fight?

Nah. I think this is exciting enough.

And I ran out of film.

Oh, brother.

Narrator: Wow, things really heated up today.

Glad our bears rose to the occasion at yeast.

I'll show myself out now.

? Let's find a new home to stay ? ? Let's find a new home

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