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? Everyone sing ?

? Bah bah bah, bah ?

? Bah bah bah, bah ?

? Bah bah bah, bah ?

? Hand in hand, dance with me ?

? Have fun and play with me ?

? And now it's time to stop ?

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Ooh, nice, the Bears are still with Unica at the Big Bloom Festival.

Looks like a farmers market's going down.

Dang, I forgot my tote bag.

Wait. So, what's a farmers market again?

Is it's like a food convention?

Ooh! Food Con!

I hope I can get an autograph from Corn!

The vegetable, that is.

Ice Bear prefers baby corn.

More marketable.

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You can get whatever you want

at the farmers market!

It's one of my favorite parts of the festival.

Look! Fresh eggs!

[ Crack! ]

Mama.

Nope.

Let's not get eggs today.

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

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-Whee! -Whoo-hoo!

Grizz: Wow! Look at that!

[ Laughter ]

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Panda?

See anything you like?

Yeah, Pan! This place must be a vegetarian's dream!

Well, I don't know, actually.

There are a lot of veggies, but they're sorta...

Please eat me, Panda.

...weird.

Some of the veggies could have preservatives

or even be -- [ Gasps ] -- genetically engineered.

I am offended on behalf of my gourd wife.

Poyo!

Oh, no!

There's no way of knowing what's ethically sourced,

what's fair trade, who practices retail sustainability!

[ Gasps ]

Panda, snap out of it.

I know being an ethical consumer is important to you.

Surely something here fits your standards.

No. It's hopeless.

I'll never find anything like that.

Huh?

Could that be something?

[ Panting ]

Sustainable!

Ethical! Vegan!

[ Twinkle! ]

[ Gasps ]

Okay. But, uh, what is it?

Rexford: Oh, that right there is Rexford's Nectar!

[ Laughing ]

[ All gasp ]

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Rexford?

Yo, aren't you the dude who wanted

to obliterate an entire forest?

Ice Bear is battle ready.

[ Growls ]

Oh, no, no, no!

I'm no longer a corrupt real-estate mogul.

After our encounter, I became one with the Earth.

That's why I sell the most eco-friendly product

on the market.

[ Coughing ]

And you make it yourself?

Yes, siree Bob!

With some assistance from my little helpers, of course.

This is amazing.

I'll take some!

Hold up, Panda.

Don't dig into your savings just yet.

Yeah. What is Rexford's Nectar?

I'm so glad you asked!

[ Rock music plays ]

? Now listen up and lend an ear ?

? Rexford's Nectar's finally here ?

? It's a vegan-purified, B-Corp certified ?

? Zero-waste alternative ?

? Eat it, blend it, drink it, spread it ?

? It's really up to you ?

? It's soap, shampoo, sunscreen, glue ?

? And even a plaything for the kids! ?

? Sensational, sustainable, dependable, unbreakable ?

? I tell ya it's biodegradable ?

Take it away, Cheyenne!

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? Buy one, buy two, buy three, buy four ?

? And I tell ya, by then, you'll want some more! ?

[ Laughs evilly ]

Was that a little bit too much?

I would've gone with something in more of a major key.

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Okay. But what is it made of?

Oh, just the usual stuff.

Don't worry about it!

Panda, you're not really gonna buy any of this are you --

I'll buy as much as I can carry!!

Good choice, my friend!

Unh!

And there's more where this came from, right?

Yep, yep!

We keep a surplus supply in our artisanal pit!

[ Bubbling ]

-Yikes. -Yikes.

I dunno, Pan.

It does look excessive...

I think he'll be fine.

Just don't go overboard.

Okay, Panda? Panda?

[ Glug! ]

[ Sighs ]

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[ Blender motor whirring ]

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Ahh!

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Whoa! Oof!

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Hyah!

[ Grunts ]

Ugh!

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[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Giggling ]

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Whoa!

One more space and you'll land on Blim Blam!

Yes!

Get ready to gimme your Blim Blams!

Ice Bear will never forfeit his Blim Blams.

What are ya guys doing?

No! Your nasty nectar bumbled my Blim Blam!

Your boring Blim Blam bungled my nectar!

It's okay. We'll just clean this mess up.

No! Don't touch it!

I think this nectar stuff is getting out of hand.

Yeah! You ruined Blim Blam,

the most famous board game ever.

Blim Blam!

Ice Bear doesn't recognize Panda anymore.

[ Sniffles ]

[ Scoffs ] You guys just don't get it.

You still use unethical, animal-sourced,

carbon-foot-print-having products!

Yo, stop acting like you're some hero

just 'cause you eat weird slime.

I'm a nectar-boy.

I'm basically saving the world.

Hey. Where are you going?

We're gonna go play somewhere less...

nectary.

Fine!

I need to stock up on more nectar anyhow.

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Hello?

Is anyone here?

Rexford? I've come to buy more nectar.

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I'm sorry, Rover. You can't be in chess club.

You're a dog!

[ Dog barks ]

This is such a sad thing that's happening!

[ All sobbing ]

[ Drip! ]

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Rexford's Nectar is made of...

elf tears?!

[ Elves sobbing ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

This area's restricted, young man.

Rexford?!

This is so... unethical!

What are you talking about?!

I pay my staff a living wage --

in Rexbucks,

a currency I invented.

We don't have healthcare!

Oh, cram it. You're immortal.

You don't need healthcare!

But I need new glasses!

[ Sobbing ]

But it's made of elf tears!

That's not even vegan!

It's not made of meat, eggs, or milk.

Sounds pretty vegan!

And you've been lying to everyone.

Including me!

Oh, you don't get it, Panda.

This product is sustainable!

And green!

I'm basically saving the world!

Oh, yikes.

I'm just as big a jerk as you.

I've just adopted a product as a personality

to make myself feel better than everyone else.

Say what now?

We BOTH need to be better and do things that help the world

instead of ticking some boxes for appearances sake.

The shrill child is right!

This whole operation is a sham!

We can't let ourselves be exploited any longer!

Revolt!

Revolt! Revolt!Revolt!

Revolt! Revolt!Revolt!

Elf magic!

Uh-oh.

[ Zap! ]

Revolt! Revolt!Revolt!

As your boss, I demand you get back to work and start crying!

I gotta tell ya, buddy, I think your boss days are over!

[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Grunts ]

Let's get outta here and start a baking co-op together!

Yeah! All right!

Greatest idea ever!

Vive la elf-olution!

Yaah!

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[ Both scream ]

[ Both scream ]

Oh, no!

We're sinking!

We're going down!

All because of superficial consumerism!

You're right!

I'm a fraud!

I'm fake, I'm phony, I'm full of baloney!

[ Splash! ]

Snap out of it, man!

We need to think of a way outta here!

[ Sighs ] There's no hope.

The nectar's a deathtrap.

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Ooh! Gimme that!

My grave!

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And voil�!

Yeehaw!

Hold on!

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[ Both grunt ]

[ Belch! ]

[ Clang! ]

Well, I'm glad we got outta that.

Ah, thank you, Panda.

I'm gonna change. I'm gonna be better from now on.

I promise.

Okay, that's cool.

You're my best friend, Panda.

Uh...

Grizz: Pan-Pan! There you are!

We were looking all over for you.

Ice Bear put out an APB.

[ Warbles ]

Really?

Yeah, we figured something was wrong

when you hadn't posted about nectar for five minutes.

I'm done with all that.

And I'm sorry how I was acting before.

I was being a ding-dong.

-Yep. -Agreed.

Mm.

But we're glad you're okay.

And I'm glad I know what I'm gonna do

with the rest of my life.

I'm gonna be a cowboy!

That lasso trick was a doozy!

Yeehaw!

What have I done?

I wonder how many Rexbucks I'll need to open a rodeo.

[ Humming ]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Nobody go to that rodeo.

So who's up for some Blim Blam?

-Whoo-hoo! -I am king of Blim Blam!

Man, what a story.

I just wish I knew how it was gonna end

before I bought all that stock in Rexford's Nectar.

Oh, well. Money isn't real anyway.

? Let's find a new home to stay ? ??

? Let's find a new home to stay ?

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