Original subtitles

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? Everyone sing ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Hand in hand, dance with me ?

? Have fun and play with me ?

? And now it's time to stop ?

Hey, it's that medieval vegetable kingdom.

Looking very edible.

Huh? Huh?

Hip hip huzzah!

We've made it, bros!

Wow, Ye Olde Veggie Village.

Never thought we'd come back here again.

Why not?

I thought we could have some fun here with Box.

Whee!

I used to be king of this town, you know.

? I am the king ?

Uh, Grizz, you sent this place into ruin and got dethroned?

Ice Bear remembers getting exiled

by vegetables.

Not bro's finest hour.

Eh...

But, I'm a good boy now!

Remember when I helped that old lady cross the street?

Yeah, but then we realized she was just a pile of newspapers.

[ Old lady groans ]

Still counts!

Ice Bear thinks we should scram

before someone calls veggie po-po.

Aah! Box: Whee!

[ Groans ]

Well, I guess we gotta go in now.

Huh?

What? Wow! Wow!

Box, be careful!

Don't worry about Box.

Everyone in this town is...

Attention!

Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, two, three, four.

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.

[ Grunting ] [ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

...harmless.

They don't look harmless.

They look like they could kick my butt.

Ice Bear could take them.

But doesn't feel like it right now.

I wonder what's going on.

Hold up, I'll ask this guy.

Excuse me, sir?

Sir Knight?

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Queen Lima!Queen Lima! Queen Lima!

Our friend!

That's General Lima now.

Soldiers: All hail General Lima.

At ease, soldiers.

Back to your posts.

Cool! Hey, Lima.

Meet our new friend, Box.

Well, they're not really new, but now they can talk.

Bum-bum-bum-bum!

Lima: Welcome, soldier.

[ Groans ]

What's going on here, Lima?

[ Grunts, groans ]

Are y'all larping?

If you are, count me in.

Daddy loves to larp.

No, my friends.

This be not live action role play.

'Tis war.

War? War? War?

Yes, war.

For quite some time we've been plagued by a terrible giant

who wishes to ravage our village.

Aw, dip.

And I thought the worst thing to happen

to this place was Grizz.

Hey, I wasn't that bad. Right, Lima?

That's all soup under the bridge, my dear Grizz.

Yes! A second chance for ol' Grizzy.

[ Clears throat ]

You see,

the veggies are a peaceful people.

But when that colossal brute entered our village,

I knew our days of peace were over.

The battles went on for days.

I saw veggies turn to sauerkraut.

But now, the beast has been bested.

So the monster left?

Even better.

Reveal the prisoner!

Yes, general.Yes, general.

Yo, that's Craig!

Gadzooks times a million!

Ice Bear can't go anywhere these days

without running into an old nemesis.

Huh?

We've had an encounter with this dude before.

[ All screaming ]

He tried to squish us like little grape tomatoes.

[ Both scream ]

Uh, I meant, cherry tomatoes.

[ Both scream ]

I am sad to hear of your past with this wretched beast.

But I am doubly glad to have vanquished him on your behalf.

How'd ya beat him?

We found his weakness.

Tickle the beast.

[ Footsteps approach ]

Ay, mum.

Tickle the beast!

All: All hail general Lima.

Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!

[ Muffled laughter ]

[ Thud ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

He's ticklish?

Very much so.

We do this every hour

to weaken him.

Seems...harsh?

War calls for harshness, Grizz.

[ Tummy rumbles ]

All this talk about war makes Ice Bear hungry.

Ooh! Same.

And do you know what I want?

A banh mi.

You simply must join us for our victory luncheon.

Come, come.

[ Cries ]

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[ Indistinct chatter ]

Mmm. Finally, a vegan menu!

Is it? 'Cause they're vegetables,

but they're eating vegetables?

Just let me have this.

Lima: Attention, all.

Our war was fraught, but we came out victorious.

And now we celebrate.

Hear, hear. Cheers your root beers.

All: Hear, hear!

Ice Bear senses a musical number coming on.

? We beat, we beat, we beat up the beast ?

? We kicked his butt ?

? Made him eat mud ?

? Tickled his face and his feet ?

[ Laughter ] Soldier: Oh, we tickled his feet!

[ Laughs ]

? A treat, a treat, a treat to beat up the beast ?

? War is so fun ?

? We're glad we won, but our warfare can't be beat ?

? Fighting! ?

[ Both grunt ] Craig Jester: [ Indistinct ]

[ Laughter ]

? Is this war unjust maybe? ?

? That's crazy talk ?

? More importantly, who is the better dancer? ?

? That's me of course ? ? Ooh! Is that Swiss Chard? ?

All: [ Chanting ] ? Go Swiss chard ?

? Go Swiss chard, go Swiss chard ?

That Swiss Chard is so dreamy.

Hyah! You see?

Flawless.

[ All cheer ]

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War is neat.

Huh. Really dropped the rhyming at the end there.

We're soldiers not song-smiths.

So what did Craig do to start the war anyway?

Did he threaten you?

He's a giant.

That's threat enough, I say.

War was imminent.

Jolly good. Yes, yesMm-hmm.

But what if Craig wasn't trying to hurt anyone?

Uhh, Grizz, he tried to stir fry us, remember?

Just --

Just hear me out.

Uh, what if Craig was, uh, just walking through town

and then he got a wedgie,

but when he went to pick out the wedgie,

he also stubbed his toe.

So he's hootin' and hollerin' from the toe, bouncing around,

and also he's got that wedgie and --

Psst. [ Buzzer sounds ]

[ Sighs ]

It's just, maybe Craig's different now.

I used to be bad when I was king here,

but I'm not like that anymore.

People can change.

Huh.

[ Soldiers murmuring ]

[ Hands thud ] No!

He's a calamitous behemoth.

End of story.

But -- End of story.

And it won't matter much longer,

as we are blasting him into the heavens.

Huh? Did you guys build a rocket or something?

[ Drumroll ]

[ Twinkle! ]

Uh...

You guys built a rocket. Or something.

Anachronistic much?

We shall strap Craig to the rocket

and shoot him into the sky.

'Tis the only way to insure the end of this glorious war,

the only way.

Cool. When is this happening?

Later today. [ Gasps ] Today?

I, um, um, gotta go to the bathroom.

Ha. Always running to the bathroom that guy.

What's a bathroom?

[ Humming ] I don't know.

Oi! You're hoggin' the figgy pudding.

It's my figgy pudding.

I found it under that bale o'hay.

Yeah, my mum's bale o'hay.

Give it here!

[ Both grunt ]

Grizz: Psst! Craig. Hm?

[ Gasps ]

Shh!

[ Grunting ]

Oof! [ Inhales sharply ]

Oh, dear, I think I'm in the wrong village.

[ Pants ]

Lil' Grizz.

Here to get your revenge, I assume.

Well, I guess I deserve it.

Please, just make it swift.

I come in peace, dude.

I just want to know if you're still, like, bad.

No! No, no, I-I'm a changed giant,

I swear.

Look, I-I used to have a bad temper, y'know.

But ever since I lost my diner in an anger-related diner fire,

I've been on a path of enlightenment.

I-I actually use breathing exercises to center myself.

Egg. [ Inhales ]

Egg. [ Inhales ]

Egg. [ Inhales ]

What happened with the veggies?

Well...

I was just taking a relaxing walk outside of town

when suddenly, I-I got a wedgie.

I didn't see where I was stepping

and then I stubbed my toe.

Yeow!

So I'm hopping around screaming because of the toe,

not to mention, I... [ Gasps ]

...still have the wedgie. Still have the wedgie!

And I must've scared the locals.

[ Growling ] Egg, egg, egg!

Monster! Egg, egg, egg!

Egg! [ Horn blows ]

[ Shing! ] [ Gasps ]

Then came the war.

And the [Growling] tickling.

Oh, how I hate being tickled.

[ Inhales ] Egg.

[ Inhales ] Egg.

[ Inhales ] Egg.

Wild story, I know.

I understand if you don't believe me.

[ Grizz grunting ] Huh?

What are ya doing?

I believe you Craig.

You deserve a second chance.

Oof!

For realsies?

Lil' Grizz, thank you.

Shh! You gotta sneak outta here.

Go! Don't worry.

I know how to be sneaky.

The monster's escaped!

Sound the alarm!

[ Shrieks ]

Wait a second. Huh?

He doesn't mean any harm.

Tell 'em, Craig.

Yeah, I mean, if you'd just let me explain.

Uh, it's a funny story, really.

It involves a wedgie --

[ Horn blows, soldiers shouting, footsteps echo ]

Looks like Grizz is about to have us

exiled again.

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[ Horse whinnies ]

The beast has escaped.

Soldiers, take him down!

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[ Both scream ]

Ohh! [ Groans ]

Our village will suffer the giant's wreckage no more.

All: Hear, hear!

No longer will we cower in fear of the brute.

Say it, my Queen! Down with cowering.

My heroine.

Queen Lima, may I have your autograph.

Of course, sweet Panda.

Enjoy. Yes!

We shall grind his bones into the soil and with his nutrients,

our sprouts will be nourished!

You mean we're gonna tickle him a whole bunch, right?

Uh, yes, that.

All: Down with the giant!

[ Grunts, growls ]

Hyah!

[ Soldiers shout ] Charge!

[ Soldiers shouting ]

Ready yourselves, soldiers.

[ Shouting continues ]

[ Gasps ] We're doomed.

Wait here! I'll get help. [ Pants ]

We gotta help Craig, he's innocent.

Uhh, I don't think so.

Craig rotten like last month's lasagna.

Please, he just wants to go home.

Oh, oh, no! No!

No more!

And we want to protect our home.

We must cut off this evil at the root.

Release the catapult.

Catapult?

[ Vocalizing ]

Aw, come on!

Now they're tossing recycling at me?

[ Chuckles ]

Box, no.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Oh! No!

Secret feathers?

[ Screams ] The tickling -- oh, no.

Not the tickling.

Stay calm, Craig.

Remember, egg, egg.

You don't have to get mad.

Egg, egg, egg... [ Maniacal laughter ]

...egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.

[ Laughter echoing ]

[ Growling ]

No more tickling!

Craig! No!

[ Soldiers screaming ]

[ Soldiers grunt, groans ]

How about a little spin?

[ Soldiers screaming ]

So dizzy...

[ Pants ]

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Craig hate tickling! [ Peeler slices ]

Aah! I'm hideous.

Oh, wait. Actually, I'm very cute.

Mwah!

Mm-hmm. [ Soldiers scream ]

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Tickling not fun. [ Pot hisses ]

Whee!

There's no reasoning with a creature like that.

He's gone coo-coo bananas.

Just like last time.

Ice Bear passing mad judgement.

All companies, advance!

[ Popcorn screams ]

[ Soldiers grunting ]

Box: Pbht!

Craig, no!

You're better than this.

He's a monster.

Always has been.

Please, he's just scared.

Lima, you gotta put an end to this.

You're right.

I must end this once and for all.

Rope the brute!

[ Shouts ]

[ Screams ]

[ All grunting ]

[ Thud ]

[ Whimpers ]

[ Gasps ]

Prepare the rocket!

[ Grunts ]

We'll have to blast him into the heavens, right now.

But my liege, all those soldiers --

they will be blasted along with him.

And Box is up there, too.

[ Cries ]

For the safety of all veggies,

their lives shall be a noble sacrifice.

These are your villagers you're talking about.

My wife is up there!

Hi, honey! Mwah, mwah, mwah! Mwah

If Craig continues to roam free, we'll always be at risk.

We have no choice but to eliminate him at all costs.

I can't let you explode your villagers, Box, or Craig.

This cannot be the only way.

Ice Bear sees all paths converging.

Now paths splintering, now paths doing the cha-cha.

Too late.

I shall type in the launch code this instant.

1-2-3-4. [ Devices beeps ]

Sorry Lima, but you're not launching that rocket.

And when this is over,

we're gonna have a talk about secure passwords.

Ice Bear recommends two-factor authentication.

[ All grunting ]

[ Pants ]

D'oh! Oh.

[ Clank! ] [ All gasp ]

[ Conk! ] [ All gasp ]

[ Device clacks ]

[ Wind whistles ]

[ Bears sigh ]

La di da, new hat.

Whoa! Oof. [ Device beeps ]

[ Groans ] [ All scream ]

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Huh?

Craig is too heavy for that flimsy rocket.

??

Yolk, yolk, yolk.

Phew!

Box! Box!Box!

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Bros, look.

[ Whistle! ]

[ Villagers gasp ]

It's headed straight towards the village!

The whole place will be chopped! Tossed!

Juiced into some kind of really healthy vegetable smoothie.

Ice Bear will get the straws.

E-Everyone stay calm, i-if we evacuate

in an orderly fashion, um -- [ Screams ]

Do not want to be turned into a beverage.

[ Villagers screaming ]

[ Glass shatters ] [ Chuckles ]

Yolk, yolk, yolk.

[ Screaming continues ] Oh, my, what have I done?

[ Gasps ]

Hey!

Huh?

Look at yourselves!

You're acting like monsters.

Don't you see what this war is doing to you?

Fighting isn't keeping you safe,

it's destroying your community.

Fear has gotten the better of us.

But we still have time to change.

We can find a better way.

We can give each other, and ourselves, a second chance.

Hm?

Come on everyone, let's figure this thing out, together.

Oi! Are you done?

Uh, yeah?

Good, 'cause I really want to get back

to screaming and panicking about our inevitable doom.

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Aah! Rocket.

Villager #1: We'll all be creamed!

[ Villagers scream, cry ]

Villager #2: Oh, no.

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Don't worry, lil' guys, I got this.

[ Panting ]

[ Villagers gasp ]

Craig!

[ Munch! ] [ Gasps ]

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[ Wind whistles ]

No! [ Explosion ]

H-He saved us,

even after everything we did to him.

We were the true monsters, not he.

A shame upon our lot.

Fools we have but made ourselves.

Wah-wah-wah.

We will erect a statue in honor of this brave giant

and his act of heroism and --

[ Belches ]

Not as spicy as my Cajun fish tacos but still pretty tasty.

Oh, and hey.

I got the wedgie out.

I say! The giant lives.

What a belch!

I can't believe you're alive, Craig,

and you saved the whole village.

Oh, well,

you gave me a second chance, so it's only right

I give these little veggies here another one, too.

He's so humble.

So noble.

I have a new idol now.

Ice Bear totally misjudged Craig.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry for treating you like a total villain, Craig.

Ice Bear biffed it.

[ Vocalizes ]

Thank you brave Craig, thou art a true hero.

I made a huge mistake trying to totally end you.

Wilt thou ever forgiveth me?

Hah.

Only if you forgive me for causing your villagers

so much general anxiety.

I didn't mean to scare 'em so much.

We should have talked it out over tea and crumpets.

Well, how about we drink some together, but, uh,

maybe after rebuilding this here village?

[ Villagers awkwardly chuckle in agreement ]

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We can help, too.

Not so fast, bears.

You've saved our village -- Aw shucks, it was nothing.

And yet, once again,

I must insist on banishing you from our lands.

For no good has ever come of your appearance.

Chaos and pandemonium follow in your every step.

Wha-- But -- Fair enough.

Yeah, not gonna fault you there.

Ice Bear not called "Peace Bear" for good reason.

Hence our bears have been banished onceth againeth,

and onto their next grand adventure departeth.

Fare thee well bears, onto whatever.

? Instant Star ?

? I travel so far pass the sun ?

? Light years away

? Adventures of the day ?

? In our little box ?

? We dream a home, a new place ?

? Where we can be ?

? A-running through the fields ?

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