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? Everyone sing ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Ba, ba, ba, ba ?

? Hand in hand, dance with me ?

? Have fun and play with me ?

? And now it's time to stop ?

Narrator: Bug City, a town positively

buzzing with activity.

I bet our Bears are hap bee to be back.

Box, you're gonna love this place.

It's got everything, glitz, glam, drama,

and more legs per capita

than you'll ever wanna see in your lifetime!

[ Squealing ]

Where should we go first?

Bug Broadway?

Earwig Wall Street?

Let's check out the latest fashion

in the silkworm district!

Ice Bear ready to cop some new threads...

[grunting] worm threads.

All great suggestions, but first we gotta find our ol' pal Sam,

the great Spider Detective!

We want to do some good in the world and Sam's

probably got a ton of cases we can help solve.

Ice Bear ready for Private Eye exploits.

Yeah, you've really been going hard

on the detective stuff lately.

Ice Bear vowed to stalk these crime infested streets,

expose their hidden scandals,

and walk out the greatest baby detective this town

had ever had the misfortune of crossing.

Uhh, hello? Lil' Bro?

Is he inner monologuing again?

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Laughs ]

Come on, bros, let's stop standing around

like tourists and go find that spider sleuth.

[ Grunts ] Ey! I'm walkin' here!

Oops! Sorry about that Ma'am!

Lemme help you up.

Officers, there's the thief!

I'm old!

Huh?! Whaaaaa? Mmm, mayhem.

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Oh, police!

[ Imitating siren wailing ]

You're under arrest...

[ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] Gasp.

...for committing, like, a ton of crimes!

Arrested?! Crimes!?

Ice Bear: Ice Bear watched as brothers

got cuffed by the fuzz.

Bro, you gotta stop inner monologuing,

we're in a situation!

Why are you arresting us?

We've got photographic evidence of you robbin' bug banks,

smashin' bug windows, and worst of all...

stealing candy from bug babies!

[ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] Oh, my gasp.

We would never steal from bug babies,

that would break the baby code!

We're innocent!

Ice Bear's no baby bumper.

Tell that to the judge.

Oh, okay. When do we talk to them?

In...

500 years!

All: Nooo!

[ Imitating siren wailing ]

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You're making a mistake!

Box, you gotta get us outta here!

No touchy! This here is evidence!

[ Groaning ]

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When we get out of here, you'll be sorry.

I may be cute but I'm also litigious!

When you get out? [ Laughs ]

This is a state of the art prison,

you're trapped in here like flies in a fly trap.

A sticky, sticky, yucky fly trap.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Whispering ] Yes! Go, lil' bro!

[ Whispering ] You can do it!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

Here we come!

[ Grunting ]

I don't think we're gonna get through, Grizz.

Okay, lil' bro, ya gotta find Sam.

He can use his detective skills to clear our names.

Find Sam. Save bros.

We'll cover for you here.

[ Grunting ]

We just need to stick it out here.

How bad can prison be?

Who's ready for knitting time?!

Ooooo! Fun!

Oh no...

[ Groaning ]

Hm?

Hmmm?

[ Grunting ]

[ Tink! ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ]

Huh?

"No teleporting."

Ugghh.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear was on the hunt for the webbed P.I.

If there was any hope of breaking his bros

out of the slammer, he'd have to find

the genius detective, and find him quick.

Sam: Sorry, pal.

Sam? If you're looking for a detective,

you're barkin' up the wrong twig.

The train's gone and left the station.

Choo-choo.

Ice Bear needs Sam's help.

Bros got set up.

You're outta luck, kid.

I haven't cracked a case in a cicada's lifetime,

that's 17 years!

But Ice Bear saw you last month.

17 years!

[ Groans ]

The cases have all gone sour as a gooseberry.

It all started with Poochy.

Poochy?

I bungled a case real bad.

Cricket crooks nabbed a kid's pet flea.

[ Barking ]

Oh no! Not my Poochy!

Please mister, you gotta do something!

I would've saved the day as usual,

but then I noticed everyone was watching.

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Ahhh.

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[ Screams ] I choked!

I'm a private detective, not a public detective!

Please, mister. Do something!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

-Do something! -[ Sobbing ]

Poor kid never saw Poochy again.

Heh. Since that day, no one will hire me.

Now I just sit around and try to keep the moths away.

Watch out for this stuff, it stings.

Bug spray doesn't hurt bears.

[ Sighs ]

Ice Bear can't solve case alone.

Ice Bear only amateur detective.

Sorry, pal, you're on your own.

This is my life. Just me and the moths.

Ow! Just wait until I get my hands on a less delicious coat!

What if...

Ice Bear gets Sam new trench coat.

Hmmm, throw in a fedora and I'll take a nibble.

Sam helps Ice Bear, Ice Bear gets Sam trench coat and fedora.

You cut a hard bargain, kid, but...

[spits] it's a deal.

I'll help you this one last time.

But we'll also need masks,

seeing as you're a wanted criminal

and I'm a public disgrace.

Coat, hat, masks, Ice Bear's on it.

[ Buzzing, thudding ]

Well, I'll be!

How'd you get these? [ Groans ]

Ice Bear made a deal with a mosquito.

That's just not right.

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[ Roars ]

? La la la ?

Y'know, prison isn't so bad.

I've really improved my needlework

in the last couple of hours.

And the gluten free bread is pretty good!

[ Munches ]

Knitting,

flavorless bread.

It's like they want us to have a bad time in prison!

We gotta break out!

Oh, no, no, no.

If the guards catch us trying to escape

then they'll add even more time onto our sentence.

We should play it safe and get out on good behavior.

I can't survive in jail like you can.

Knock, knock! Oh!

Good afternoon, sirs or madams.

I just knit a bunch of scarves for you.

[ Tink! ]

Oh, beautiful!

Now this here is an upstanding prisoner.

Have the rest of this half-eaten donut.

[ Grunts ]

See? Perks already!

Ughhh.

[ Grunts ]

Hm?!

Boy, that escape artist we nabbed had

a lot of escape artist stuff.

I'll just leave it here in this well lighted area.

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Hm?

[ Chuckles ]

Ice Bear: These bears looked off,

like pale imitations of the real thing.

But they were the key to the case.

Ice Bear would find them, and expose them like film

in an improperly loaded camera.

If only I could see this image better.

Eight eyes and every one of them farsighted.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You didn't tell me you were packin' heat!

Not heat.

Glass.

Bears in photos are wearing shoes.

But Ice Bear and bros don't wear shoes.

Bare feet.

And not every bug can get their mandibles on squeakers

like these, they must have a supplier.

Supplier?

I know a shoe guy, but he's not much of a talker.

We'll have to muscle him for answers.

Ice Bear's abs up for the challenge.

[ Roars ]

Ice Bear was hot on the case,

but first he'd have to squeeze the suspect.

And this louse was twitchier than a flea on a hairless cat.

[ Gulping ]

We want you to tell us who you sold these shoes to, see?

I ain't talkin'.

Customer confidentiality.

Start talkin'!

[ Grunts ]

Watch it, pal.

Start talkin' or I'll --

You'll do what? Nothin'?

Like when you lost Poochy?

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

Face it, Sam, you're a joke.

Aggghh!

Talk or you'll be swimming with the croutons

at the bottom of a salad bowl!

Eeeuurrghhhh!

Grrrr...

Huh?

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[ Power whirring ]

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Oh, yeah. T-T-That's the good stuff.

Talk.

You're a real sicko, you know that?

Th-- that order went to the abandoned warehouse

on the edge of town.

That's all I can tell you, honest!

Good enough.

How'd you know that would get him to talk?

Ice Bear knows old saying,

"flies will do anything to lick a spoon."

Ah-ha.

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Woo-hoo!

[ Cell doors clang, siren wailing ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Gasps ] [ Keys jingling ]

Whew, that was a close one, Rita.

I can't believe I'm tunneling my heart out while Panda

is rubbing elbows with the guards.

? The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout ?

? Down came the rain and washed the spider out ?

Yay! [ Laughs ]

Embarrassing.

Thanks so much for letting me hang out with you guys.

Keep knitting us scarves and you can hang with us anytime.

And here's extra gluten free bread with some ghee butter.

O.M.Ghee, thank you!

Anything for our special well behaved boy.

C'mon, let's go punch some holes in the wall.

What?

You sure are getting real chummy with the fuzz.

Good behavior works, Grizz!

I'd rather get out on good merit

then have a mouthful of gross dirt from digging tunnels.

It's not gross!

Bleh!

And it tastes way better than your weird bread and butter.

I'd much rather eat dirt than that stuff.

[ Gasps ] Ugh, I can't take this negative energy.

I need some space.

Wait! They gave you keys?!

I hate to say it, kid, but I think we're tooting

the wrong ringer and on a trip for biscuits.

What.

This is a dead-end.

Ice Bear's intuition disagrees.

Who you gawkin' at, huh? Huh?

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Huh? Ain't no way you're gawkin' at me!

You don't even know what me looks like, hehe.

I could look like anything!

Duh, we need to find that dastardly thief

who's wreaking havoc on our city!

[ Laughs ]

Officers! There's the thief!

I'm old!

Huh?

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[ Gasps ]

We're the thieves, alright.

Arrest us for all the crimes we definitely did.

Ha-haaa!

Looks like this grifter's made a mark of you and your brothers.

[ Grunts ]

Who knew changing forms would allow me to go on a crime spree

without ever gettin' caught?

Oh wait, I knew.

Cuz I'm a genius!

Hehehehe.

Huh? [ Gasps ]

Stop right there!

Don't try a clean sneak

or I'll sock ya right in the beezer.

Prepare to for a three-spot in the cooler you bindle stiff.

Hey, nice detective-talk kid.

Aw shucks, ya got me.

Darn!

Well, if you're gonna arrest me,

at least give me a second to pack up some of my things.

I'll be real quick.

Ice Bear will allow it.

As long as it's not a trick

in order to stall, then sure, go ahead.

[ Humming ]

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[ Grunts ] My segments.

I'm gonna need a cummerbund in prison.

Sigh. Oh, come on.

Wow. What a hole! Hey, Panda!

Last chance for you to join me and leave this cursed place.

Grizz, I'm a good boy.

Good boys don't go down holes.

Fine! I'll escape and you can stay

in this roach motel of a prison.

Here I go.

Hope I made it wide enough for my swole bod.

Uh-oh. I'm stuck.

What? Ugh, I'll try to push you through.

No, pull me out.

This hole just leads to the laundry room.

Ugh, Grizz!

[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ]

Ooooo, I'll butter you out!

[ Can clinking ]

Hey, what's all the racket?

You woke us up from our nap.

[ Gasps ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Imitates siren wailing ]

Escape attempt! Escape attempt!

Oh, ho, ho! It's swattin' time!

Wait! Don't spank my brother's booty with fly swatters!

I can get him to behave like me.

Then you'll let us both out on good behavior!

Let you out? [ Laughs ]

We don't plan on ever letting you out.

Yeah, you're like our little dancing clown.

Hah! You make us laugh!

Plus we're making a fortune

selling all the stuff you've been knitting.

You've been selling my work?

And we're gonna keep selling it.

For-ev-er.

[ Grunts ] [ Steam whistling ]

Uhhh... Hey, look!

Theeeee...

? Itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. ?

Yay! Oh, oh! My favorite song!

? Down came the rain, and washed the spider out ?

? Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain ?

? And the itsy bitsy spider... ?

? Went up the spout ? ? Went up the spout ?

Oof. Hey, stop!

[ imitates siren wailing ]

[ Both grunts ]

[ Groans ]

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

See ya!

Toodles!

Gah, come on! Now unlock the door already.

Sorry, my hands are covered with ghee butter.

Ugh, why are you like this?

Whatever happened to good behavior?

Sticking together is good behavior!

I knew you would come through, little bro!

[ Keys jingling ]

[ Toilet crashes ]

Hey, that was my favorite toilet!

Again with the toilet!

Let's go already!

[ Roars ]

Caterpillar: [ Humming ]

Alright, enough stallin'.

Ice Bear's taking you downtown.

Good luck with all that!

Ha-ha!

Oof! See ya never!

Hehe!

Why'd we let him pack it with so much stuff?

Gettin' dry-gulched by a hoodlum

doesn't mean this case is closed.

Now let's finish the job.

C'mon!

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[ Squeals ]

[ Flame whistles ]

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Ha, ha, ha.

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[ All grunting ]

All: Huh?

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Bro's! Are you okay?

Yeah. But Box might need some help.

[ Groans ]

Well, I'm glad we're all together again!

Panda: Uh, Grizz?

[ Laughs nervously ]

Caterpillar committed crimes while disguised

and pinned the blame on us.

[ Gasps ]

That means they're the real thief!

Nuh-uh!

We're the real Bears, and you're the real thieves!

Uh...

I don't know which one's telling the truth!

Uh, who do we beat up?

I think it's pretty obvious that we're bears.

And that's a weird messed up bear-disguise?

Don't worry, bro. Sam knows we're real, right?

Yeah I can tell the difference alright.

The real Bears are, uh, are, uh...

Uh, just -- just gimme a second.

Come on! Box, quick come save us!

You know who's real!

[ Grunting ]

Seriously?

Yeah, seriously?

Well, we're just gonna to have to beat up and arrest you all!

Sam! Do something, Sam!

Help us! Do something!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Do something!

[ Whispering, echoing ] Eyes.

[ Grunts ]

[ Gulps ]

Ice Bear believes in Sam.

Sam is Ice Bear's hero.

And that's the straight goods.

Sam: I got ya, boys!

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Sam!

Bug spray doesn't hurt Bears.

So let's see who it does hurt!

I feel fine. Ya. Nothing

[ Spray hissing ]

Rrrrrrrrgghgh!

Aaahhhh! It burns!

Okay, okay, you got me! Somebody wipe me!

Wipe me good! I need to be wiped!

You've been nipped, Caterpillar.

Say a long goodbye to your days of thievery.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Well, I guess you Bears are free to go.

Sorry for the wrongful incarceration.

It happens a lot.

You're plum lucky Detective Sam here

was on the job to clear your names.

You know, do to our gross incompetence.

Actually, this little guy is the real detective.

He's the straight goods see.

We knew little bro would save us!

Hip hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

You've inspired me, kid.

I think I'll get back into the sleuthing game.

Seems like people see me in a new light now.

Way to go, Detective!

Dynamite crime solving, gumshoe!

Marry me!

Also, I found Poochy!

Bark, bark!

Man, looks like things really wrapped up neatly.

And we learned the inefficiencies

of the carceral justice system!

Bye! See ya! Thank you, see.

Narrator: Even though this city can be a real kick in the pants,

looks like our Bears know how to kick it back.

Or squish it.

Whatever makes more sense.

In Bug City.

? Instant Star ?

? I travel so far ?

? Pass the sun ?

? Light years away, adventures of the day ?

? In our little box ?

? We dream a home, new place where we can be ?

? A running through the fields ?

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