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? Everyone, sing ?

? Bah bah bah bah ?

? Bah bah bah bah, bah bah bah bah ?

? Hand-in-hand, dance with me ?

? Have fun and play with me ?

? And now it's time to stop ?

[ Whooshing, thud ]

We're here! We made it!

Whoa, Box. Are you okay?

[ Sad trombone ]

Don't worry! The box always gets us where we want to go.

Safe and sound.

Box really has taken us all over.

Ice Bear made a scrapbook.

Narrator: Wow, these bears have gone everywhere.

I'm way jealous -- of the bears, not the box.

IMHO, that thing looks tired.

This box sure has racked up a lot of miles,

but now it's taken us to the best spot ever.

Funtivity Place!!

All: Whoa!

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Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's get our butts to the fun!

Hello, we'll take some tickets to Funtivity Place, please!

Uh, your money is all wet.

[ Nervous chuckle ]

Here you go. Four tickets.

Four? But there's only three of us.

Oh, they're counting Box.

Box can't really play, you know,

because it's a box, but it can watch.

We'll leave it here. Catch!

[ Groans ]

Have fun.

[ Laughing ]

Hope you like public radio.

[ Toots ]

"The Big Wish"!

[ Laughing ]

Man, oh, man, I love fun.

Ice Bear would like to take a snack break.

Me too. I'm famished.

[ Stomach growling ]

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Here's a tip, friend!

Again with the wet money.

How about we head to Cheese Island?

Anyone don't eat an insane amount of cheese?

Absolutely! Consequences aren't real.

Ice Bear's craving a cave-aged Taleggio.

Okay, Box. Take us to Cheese Island.

Cheese Island, let's go!

[ Crickets chirping ]

Uh, is Box okay? That's so weird.

Usually Box does whatever we say.

[ Dramatic music, monitor beeping ]

Breathe in. Breathe out.

Turn, head and cough.

What's the diagnosis, Doctor?!

It's as Dr. Ice Bear suspected:

Box is... Sad.

Both: Gasp!

[ Wailing ]

Box is magic, but still just a box.

Box can never join in on our adventurous hijinks.

Oh, I never thought of that.

[ Chimes ]

Box is sitting, staring,

watching clocks is all there is for a lifeless box.

I'm sorry. It must be hard being a box.

If only there's a way so Box could live life like we do

instead of being, like, a box.

Yeah, but it's not like Box can talk or see or move around.

Hey, what if Box could talk and see and move around?

Then it could join in on the fun and we could be a quartet.

? Hello ? ? Hello ?? Hello ?

All: ? Hello ?

Box likes this idea.

Cool. But bringing the box

to a new level of sentience is a tall order.

We'll have to find a way to make a big time wish.

All: Hmm...

A birthday cake?

Nah. Leprechaun?

Nah. A wishbone.

Wishbones for sale! Get your wishbones!

Nah.

I wish we had a magic lamp.

[ Whirring ]

That's a magic lamp!

The kind with a genie inside.

What's it doing here?

Yeah, we got a lot of weird prizes here.

For 100 tickets, you can win whatever this is.

[ Snarls ] [ Screams ]

Cool. Uh...

How many tickets is the lamp?

The lamp? 5,000 tickets.

5,000?! Can't we just buy it?

Uh... No.

[ Chiming ]

Ice Bear has an idea.

[ Sound effects ]

[ Dramatic music ]

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[ Celebratory music ]

[ Thud ]

That's 5,000 big ones!

[ Fanfare ]

[ Tickets rustle ]

[ Ratcheting, tinkling ]

[ Strike lands ]

Huh?! [ Grunting ]

A-ha! Box, get ready for a brand new identity and stuff!

Ice Bear hasn't felt this excited since the day

before he was born. I'm so excited.

My hands are shaking!

Hello?! Genie? Are you in there?

[ Humming, chomping ]

Hmm, maybe you're in the bathroom or something.

Ice Bear thinks you have to rub lamp.

Oh, weird. Okay, I'm going to rub the lamp.

Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub.

Ta da! Hi. Hello. I'm your genie, Alakazam,

and, you know, your wish is my command --

that whole thing.

Okay, I don't have all day, so let's get to the wishes already.

Chop, chop. Come on.

We wish for --

I wish for a Pegasus!

[ Whinnying ] What the heck, Panda?!

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.

I've always wanted one.

Oh!

This is for the box!

Second wish. Come on, rapido. Let's go.

We wish our box could experience life

the same way we do.

Sure. Okay, let's do that.

[ Shimmering ]

[ Whooshing ]

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Whoa!

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[ Warbles ]

Yo!

Box, you're alive!

[ Trilling ]

You can talk!

[ Laughs ] Yay!

[ Box giggles, kisses ]

[ Both grunt ]

You look different.

You sound different.

Do you want to be called something different too?

[ Trilling ]

They still want to be called Box.

We're going to have so much fun now, Box!

I'm so happy for you.

[ Laughter ]

Hello! I'm happy for whatever this is,

but we need to wrap it up.

You still have one more wish?

Oh, we pretty much have what we want.

Maybe we can just wish for you to be free.

That's a thing, right?

Wait. Are you being for real right now?

Yeah! We wish you were free.

[ Shimmering ]

Oh, my. I can't believe this.

All my life, I've been granting a bunch of goober's wishes,

But now I can do whatever I want.

Yes. Yes. Thank you so much!

A thousand times yes!

Well, Box. Do you want to have some fun?

[ Trilling ]

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Dinging, all cheer ]

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[ Trilling ]

Aah! These ride share surge prices are driving me bananas!

[ Grunts, shutter clicks ]

Whoa, whoa. Genie, what gives?

Are you okay?

Sigh!

I'm trying to get out of here and start my life.

I'd use magic, but I never mastered teleportation magic,

just conjuring, transformation, that sort of stuff.

Can you conjure up a car or something?

Oh, okay. I see you trying to poke holes,

and that's really cute.

But Genie rules are very complex.

Just trust me. I'm stuck here.

That stinks. We're never stuck because we have a box,

and they're magic.

They can transport us anywhere, anytime.

Um, uh, okay,

so what you're saying is this thing can teleport anywhere,

just like that? Yep.

In fact, we should head out someplace now.

Yeah! See ya, Genie.

Here's some money for a bus ticket.

[ All laughing ]

Come on, Box. You gotta see Planet Hot Dog next.

[ Trilling ] No way!

Box doesn't want to go there.

Box wants to see Fashion Cat Island!

Ice Bear wants to go to...

Wasabi Isle.

Come on!

[ All arguing ]

[ Grunt, Box wails ]

What is going on?! Stop it! Stop it!

[ All arguing ]

[ Sad trill ]

Hmm...!

Looks like the bear's hurt little Boxy's feelings.

I can totally work this to my advantage

through the magical power of...

[ Stage whisper ] Manipulation!

[ Box whimpers ]

Some things never change. Am I right?

I'm talking about your bears.

You might have a voice now, but they'll always treat you

like an appliance.

They still talk about you

like you're a car or something!

Tragic.

They'll never see you as an equal.

Why don't you ditch being a prop and come with me?

Be your own master.

[ Menacing laughter ]

We're the bears, and we're selfish jerks!

Oh, goody! You're going to so love being on your own.

I granted a lot of wishes,

and I think it's time I -- w-we --

get them back!

[ Whooshing ]

It's my turn to pick!

Last time you picked, we ended up eating nothing

but warm relish for a whole week!

Ice Bear refuses to repeat the mistakes of Hot dog City.

The horrible, horrible mistakes.

Well, we got to take box somewhere!

Box?

Box? Hello?

Now, where'd that cubey little rascal go?

Maybe the box went to, like, pee.

Can they pee now?

Ice Bear doesn't see Box anywhere.

Box is... gone?

Box, is that y--

Aww.

Box?

Hmm.

You found Box!

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All: Box? Box? Box? Box?

Box has got to be around here somewhere!

They're not in the bathroom or the popcorn machine.

Ice Bear looked all over.

We should file a missing persons report.

[ Chimes ] "Floating elephant

and cube creature wreak havoc

across Universe"?

Carnage? Mayhem? This doesn't seem like our box at all.

It's that genie! He's kidnapped the box

and turned them into some kind of bad-doing... person.

We've got to rescue them before that genie

makes them do something really bad!

Like tax evasion!

Ice Bear would gladly battle the IRS again.

[ Chimes ]

Looks like they're heading into a lamp store!

But how will we get there without Box?

[ Thud, harp scale ]

Um, hello!

Pegasus!

[ Triumphant music ]

[ Grunts ] But how do you know where you go?

Do you have GPS? How fast can you fly?

Are we all gonna fit on your back?

What is the purpose of existence?

Just zip it and get on my back.

[ Cheering ]

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Ah! Ah!

Aaaah!

[ Shimmers ]

Neigh!

Bye, Dad!

Bye, son!

[ Whinnies ]

Hmm?

[ Shuddering ]

[ Genie laughing ]

[ Shuddering ]

The employees!

Look.

[ Box laughs ]

Nice one! Pull!

[ Laughs, trills ]

[ Laughs, zaps ]

My beautiful furniture warehouse!

You only have this warehouse because I granted your wish!

And now I'm taking them back!

[ Zap, menacing laughter ]

[ Shuddering ]

Psst! Box!

We're here to save you.

Gotta get you away from this evil genie kidnapper

and his sick, twisted lamp infatuation.

[ Scoffs ]

[ Angry gibberish ]

The genie didn't kidnap you?

Then why'd you leave?

Is it 'cause our money's always wet?

[ Angry gibberish ]

Gasp! No!

You don't want to be our servant anymore?

But we don't think of you as a servant -- do we?

All: Hmm.

Box can't really play, you know,

because it's a box.

We'll leave it here. Catch!

I guess we have been treating you like an object.

We never thought to ask Box what they want to do.

Ice Bear feels...bad.

[ Whimpers, happy sound ]

[ Shuddering, Genie laughing ]

Isn't this great, Box?!

Box?

[ Blubbering ] We're sorry!

Aw, a heartfelt family reconciliation.

Not in my lamp store!

[ Upbeat tune ]

You think you can just walk in here

and make everything all hunky dory?

Unh-unh-unh! You wish-takers have taken advantage

of the box for too long!

[ Menacing laughter ]

[ Whimpers ]

Now it's your turn to see

what it's like to be used like furniture!

[ Grunts, zaps ]

[ Scream, groan ]

[ Laughing maniacally ]

[ Frightened noise ]

Toaster? Lamp?

Yeah, these are more like appliances.

[ Whirring, suction, coughs ]

Aah! Panda!

Take this! Hot flashes. Hot flashes!

[ Laughs ] And this!

[ Screams ] Anything but whole wheat!

[ Laughs, humming ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Gulping ]

Ice Bear's ingested worse.

[ Genie laughing, Ice Bear slurping ]

[ Panda screaming ]

Aah! No!

[ Laughing ]

[ Trills ] What?!

Stop tormenting them?

But these guys treated you like trash!

I'm doing you a favor.

We'll see how it feels to take your batteries out!

But my warranty!

[ Smack ]

[ Crash ]

Well, excuse you!

I'm trying to be devious over here!

[ Angry grumble ]

What?! You think that just 'cause

I was used in the past, that doesn't give me the right

to treat others like this?! [ Excited gibberish ]

Well, I don't eat this kind of negativity in my life.

Bye!

[ Screaming, thud ]

[ Lid clatters ]

No one treats our Box like that!

Ugh! Dust all over my new vintage genie threads!

Hey, Genie!

Huh?

Let's see how you like 1,000 Watts!

Ow! Ugh!

Why'd I even turn you into a lamp?

I hate lamps!

Eat this!

[ Gagging ]

Huh?!

[ Blowing ]

[ Yelping ]

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[ Growling ]

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[ Zapping ]

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Come on! Just make up your mind and attack or not!

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Gotcha!

There's no way I can escape the power

of a family sticking together!

[ Wailing ]

Just kidding! [ Grunts ]

Whoa! Aah!

[ Genie laughing ]

Now it's your turn

to be trapped for all eternity!

[ Whimpers, gasps ]

[ Triumphant trill ]

[ Grunting ]

Huh?!

[ Blasting ]

[ Whimpering ]

Aaah! Lamps?! My one weakness!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Trapped for all eternity!

In a lava lamp, of all things!

A lava lamp! So out of style!

Thank you for saving us!

Now we can go back to the drudgery of laboring

under a capitalistic society!

Box! Box! Box! Box! Box! Box! Box!

Box! Box!

You guys were great!

It was all Box. And actually, we owe you an apology.

Please forgive us.

Box, we're sorry we treated you so unfairly.

Ice Bear begs for forgiveness.

We want you to feel like one of us, not just an object.

Let's go where you want to go, Box.

[ Trilling ]

Aw, we forgive you, too.

And you're right, helping people does feel good.

I want to meet more people and make them happy, too.

Ice Bear also wants to be a positive force

in this cold, cruel world.

[ Grunting ]

[ Gibberish ]

[ Laughter ]

Teleportation is a pretty amazing gift.

It should be used for good

instead of using it for crimes, like someone over here.

Ice Bear only does little crimes.

Not you! I mean the genie!

Look away! Look away! Avert your eyes.

Don't look at me!

All: Huh?!

The box is right.

I was trapped in that lamp for so long that I started to think

that my wish granting power was a curse and not a gift.

[ All gasp ]

Wait, I'm back to normal.

I'm a baby again!

Ice Bear feels funny.

Genie: Whoops! Sowwy!

There.

From now on, I vow to use this wish-granting power for good,

even if it means being stuck in a lamp forever --

again.

Genie, I think you've done your time and then some.

Just promise us you'll stop scrambling people's bodies.

Please!

Actually, Ice Bear liked being vacuum,

felt powerful.

[ Coughs ]

Now, to right my wrongs.

First, clean up this absolute dump.

[ Humming ] Huh?

Welcome to the family!

Yeah!

You can call me Dad!

Unless that's weird.

Bye-bye!

Well, babies, time to head out.

Hear, hear!

Ice Bear getting headache from these fluorescents.

It's up to you, Box.

We'll go wherever you want to fly.

[ Giggles ]

Narrator: Whoa. The Box is alive now.

I mean, they were always alive, but now they're, like,

more alive.

I wonder if this means I could have a body one day,

but then I guess I'd have to shower it or bathe it.

Oh, never mind.

? Instant star home ?

? I traveled so far ?

? As the sun, light years away ?

? Adventures of the day ?

? In a little box ?

? We dream of a place where we can be ?

? A-running through the fields... ?

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