All language subtitles for The Thing ; E26 - The Thing and the Absent Minded Inventor (720p_25fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).Englisch

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Original subtitles

what a great day for the annual

inventors show I can hardly wait

thanks for inviting us missed Willy okay

yeah don't thank me

how were the tickets came from my uncle

hand pick Ellie oh don't get a give you

a hint dick silly oh it's a bit and then

we will open it yeah he's competing for

the inventor of the Year award you know

oh good morning fudge you're a judge

I've been with silly caboose oh no no

I've been Willie's news I wouldn't know

I Fenwick Willie's nice oh that's what I

said welcome to the inventors show

here's the trophy for which your

distinguished uncle will be competing

today we call her Eureka

now that's what I call a bright idea

I'll just go see if Fenwick is grown up

oh no we have got blown up okay I shown

up yet okay missed Willie come on

everybody let's go see some of the new

inventions automatic makeup machine hmm

I wonder what this does

I don't know sis but anything that'll

get you dressed faster in the morning

can't be all bad

I wonder how it works easy you just push

these buttons

but you get to meet Benji Grimm I must

have pushed too many buttons yeah what a

marvelous inventions do it it takes huge

sides of beef in fact some down into

Kenny's little die or do we have no and

a tiny little gasps careful mr. Ellie

she'll be okay looks like the thing

you'd better swing into action fast

in ring do you

now to save mr. twilly from becoming a

canned ham

they are men safe and sound oh you

certainly are a wife see how do I need

advice Caesar life savings the business

of living legends see you later man you

don't suppose this machine actually took

this toy ended I sure hope not mr.

twilly miss twilly missed Willy what's

going on

poor missed Willy was swallowed up by

that awful machine no she wasn't

look missed Willy you're safe okay yes

oh thanks to your friendly Brock oh no I

mean your rocky friend that's a feat

well now that you're okay maybe we can

go see your uncle Fenwick's invention oh

yes you're right let's not mind him I

mean let's go yeah

no sign of your uncle Fenwick or his

invention

good heavens if he doesn't get here soon

he'll miss the judging it too then he'll

never be named in banner of the year oh

yeah you know I better live in the Hall

give him a call perhaps a little sodium

chloride will do the trick

what I call chickens

hello there it was a wrong number I'm

going bananas

he doesn't fancy his home answered his

phone

we'd better get over to his lab please

tab B into slot C then hook it to gizmo

a it's a good thing I learned the

alphabet in inventor school I wasn't

planning to visit anyone today no you

are I'm your nice father's bride don't

know yet are you nice on my father's

side Oh wonderful wonderful I always

wanted a sister whatever you are we're

here to get you to the inventor's show

in time for the judging if we leave now

we can just about make it where's your

invention hmm invention what invention

or the inventors fair inventors fair oh

I forgot to finish that one let's hurry

if you can finish your invention on the

way to the show you just might make it

splendid idea let's go

early on everybody we've only got a few

minutes left to get uncle Fenwick's

invention set up inside where do you

want us to put it uncle Fenwick uncle

Fenwick oh look he's wandered off again

I don't remember these plans but they

certainly give merely wow that last step

could be uncle Fenwick's last step yeah

I better make a fast exit

Bing do

but a revoltin development

I've heard of guys walking up to the top

but that's ridiculous

that's a cool breeze

I wonder if fall is coming a living

legend is now a real swinger so you have

work to do she's even a hunk of rocks

like some thanks ok fella here you go

yes yes over there might be good as long

as it's not too high can't stand Heights

so after careful consideration I think

the best place for my invention is right

over there ah whose contraption is that

in my booth cause the judge calls a jury

from the police department uncle Fenwick

this is your invention

well don't clever of it to put itself

exactly where it belongs

oh yeah why don't you sell it to these

jerks oh yeah I mean so it's how it

works

gentlemen I am delighted to introduce my

revolutionary new invention which I

would do at this very moment if only I

could remember what it is

uncle Fenwick maybe if you uncover it

you'll remember what it is

hmm but what is Oh Oh my invention of

course super I know the question you all

have in mind is how does super back work

good question what about this big button

uncle Fenwick of course as I was saying

the super vac is so powerful it will

clean your house instantly at the touch

of a button

this one

that super back is really super I'll say

uncle Fenwick should make a clean sweep

of the Awards with this invention know

that super pet had a taste for fine

chemistry Wow

it looks like super bags got a taste for

everything they'd better make a few

adjustments on that machine

Wow think of what its gonna do outside

what we need now is a fling a king

she doesn't know how right she is does

she I'm on my way is this the main

office good there's no one in here

lemme at that bag of nuts and bolts

ain't no match for a hunk of rocks like

me oh that lucky machine the thing is

going to sweep that machine up in these

arms and Russian go to it thing ain't it

nice being the idol of millions

oh no I'd better stop it quick

this whole town will be washed up hey

super wacko wait for me I'm a rock it's

gonna make your roll how about a drink

of water - what's all that stuff down I

oughta let you rust in peace in which

Willie I hereby award you this trophy

for the best and only invention in the

annual inventors show you are the

inventor of the year hey uncle Fenwick

you gotta be the unhappiest looking

inventor of the year ever yeah it's this

string on my finger I remembered what

all the other strings were supposed to

remind me of ever but I can't remember

what this one was for now I remember

I wish opposed to pay the light bill

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