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why are you stopping here Ronald afraid

if you go into the zoo that keepers

won't let you leave for your information

I'm starting to check out my camera

I wouldn't want some mechanical

difficulty to keep me from winning the

blue ribbon in the zoo photo contest

well what about the hundred dollar cash

prize oh that will buy a nice frame for

my blue ribbon you won't win many blue

ribbons with that camera nothing to

worry about there's more where that came

from

hey fancy beads move that heap out of

the way and how am I gonna win that

under box with you blockin bazoo

are you going to sit here and let him

insult you I certainly am NOT well what

are you going to do about it I'm leaving

now remember you guys you gotta make

sure them squeeze don't win the photo

contest you got it

that's for me swans make great pictures

I shall select something more suitable

for me how about this one

snake hey now that there is a contest

wonderful sure these judges are suckers

for baby animal pitches yeah I'm gonna

get very close oh God going in there are

you kidding

rhinos can't see their horns in front of

their face all they got is a good sense

of smell besides this one he is sound

asleep

oh look oh good wolf Khatami's you wake

him up

he's gone

hell I wish this silly bird would help

Oh

spike is in a lot of trouble gosh how

can I win this contest if I never get a

chance to take a picture do your thing

the in the idol of millions $1 cracked

up to be

now I got a rescue one pointy-head from

another pointy-head wow that's like

wilson would have frames right get me

out of here be free comes back yourself

safe good shortages bike home did you

Oh II didn't but I got lots of them yeah

if I can just get a darn or swans keep

moving can't you get any closer now

without a life preserver ha just what I

need hey that's better

swans are moving closer into those swans

aren't moving closer to you you're

moving closer to them don't be sowing

Kelly how could

what else can I do

couldn't you signal first well at least

we got a whole lot of great pictures it

did huh I want you guys to pay attention

now maybe you can learn how an expert

picture taker toss it back funny I don't

see none but a bunch of black frames

funny I don't see nothing like a beam

either

now here is a subject worthy of my

inimitable Talent

ouch

such snags my hair before I must look

aside

now that's what I call service

I haven't even ordered yet yeah and they

even have a floor show

remind you guys keep it up oh I don't

know how to be on donkey what do you

mean just that natural thinkin you're

disturbing an artist at work I told you

not to body boy the photo competition is

getting keener all the time

smile here you try

I'm getting dizzy giving up Benji's

typical of the untrained amateur let a

professional demonstrate ostriches are

extremely down so one must first get the

stupid base ship engine black loud

kukuku plucky clap off saying these

unintelligent birds will fall for

anything looks like they'll eat anything

well one more camera down the drain I

mean next

if we don't do something pretty quick

that skinny squares gonna beat us out of

the hot air box leave it to me

see I got a big idea yeah hustle winners

first prize booth you're a real good

close-up is what we got again does that

answer your question

come on Ronald shoot the picture I'm

getting bored standing here in

photography Betty timing is the most

important thing one must wait for

exactly the right moment you mean like

that bottle and nobody is perfect Tim so

I'm very close

now that's what I call a big smile and

that's what I call big trouble was like

that bunch is gonna be overexposed to a

gorilla ring

I know that last batch of crackers

tasted funny

baby

who's the judge of this here contest

anyhow

the zoo director of course and since I'm

certain he is a man of impeccable taste

I'm sure to win the blue ribbon oh

brother

and now the zoo's director with the

results of the contest ah boy good

heavens

it's him it gives me great pleasure to

announce the winner of the zoo photo day

contest

Kelly partner obviously a mistake think

of the clothes I could have bought with

that money we was robbed this heartless

if you please a shot of spiked Hanrahan

as he demonstrates some new dance steps

this is sweet tooth Ronald taking a

private tour through the zoo the Yancy

Street gang enjoying a tasty lunch a

meeting of the ronald radford fan club

the Centerville jogging Club and water

polo society and finally mr. wonderful I

protest the judge's decision these are

not animal pictures a rule state whoever

takes the best pictures of the zoo's

inhabitants wins first prize and in my

opinion this group belongs in a zoo