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I'm gonna hook everybody

there's a Pinus sylvestris oh isn't it

lovely

looks like a plain old pine tree to me

I've missed Willy is referring to the

Latin name of the specie my celly little

Homo Sapien Ronald

sometimes you are jugular affliction mmm

a pain in the neck

really we now remember pupils my camping

trip is an awfully foolish subject oh no

no it's an official school project don't

look oh I'm sure we'll all learn a lot

about the great outdoors

oh my look

good heavens another inch didn't we'd

have been sawdust I'll go call the

forest ranger on the emergency road

phone we passed a few minutes ago

in ring do your thing

sorry to disturb you happy hibernating

fur-face maybe this will help you get

back to sleep mm-hmm lullaby and good

night go to sleep

maybe my singing terrific

it ain't unbearable well better go see

about that giant honker redwood oh wait

dad this is certainly a ponderous

ponderous oh excuse me ma'am Oh where'd

he come from oh it's that marvelous

thing coming to our rescue

looks like it's time to stop shopping

fantastic big deal

humble thing glad to help pretty lady

Hey where's the tree the thing cleared

the way for us and you missed his

magnificent appearance as usual you

hammer quietly expect me to relax sorry

your highness

next time I'll bring a rubber hammer oh

and this copy of camping in the

wilderness huh who really comes in handy

on these field trips I guess I'd better

get my tent up so far so good

you'd better get your tent up Ronald

it's right here My dear girl

behold my deluxe inflatable tent watch

this

well what do you think it's terrific but

we're supposed to be practicing our

camping skills and roughing it this

weekend my dear this is roughing it for

a Radford care to see the inside I find

it just barely enough now for the

upstairs you have an elevator doesn't

everyone going up

thus my dear girl is the boudoir bedroom

to you and that's your sleeping bag not

quite that is some sack well thanks for

the tour Ronald but I'm hungry I think

I'll go roast some hot dogs and

marshmallows

yeah how can you eat such peasant fare

besides it's now five fifty-nine and my

chef Andre should be arriving from home

to serve us dinner in exactly 60 seconds

ah right on schedule

does this mean no hot dogs thank

goodness yes voila since we are roughing

it this weekend our little supper is

very simple pate de foie gras chocolate

mousse and the piece de resistance while

done now that's wild we're ready for the

nature walk missed Willy

oh I just love wild explorers a wild

boars oh no after exploring the wild

aren't the boys humming a song we're

coming along no they're going trout

fishing pins look at that any

self-respecting fish would throw him

back what ho girls and mr. roughing it

here looks like he just fell off a yacht

have your fun girls but you won't be

laughing when I return with a string of

lake trout for breakfast string of trout

ha you couldn't catch a clam in a bowl

of chowder empty hi gang come on sport

we have other fish to fry

hurry up then gee old sod it's an early

worm that catches the fish I'll be right

there as soon as I get old faithful here

hooked up this floor never misses

oh well takes one to know one they're

really biting today then gee looks like

you found a good spot I'm coming out

I must have stepped in a hole and now

you're a bigger drip than ever hasn't

this - educational girls I can hardly

wait to see your sassy shorts Oh No

class reports oh my gracious me that's

the biggest Danaus plexippus I've ever

seen Oh Betty it's just a monarch

butterfly oh yeah still little flutter

by

the frogs must be restless tonight

good heavens there's a bear in my chair

there's a bear down there thanks for the

warning

there's a real pro warming up oh yeah a

real storm brewing

you're right mist Willie looks like

we're in for a big blow worse than that

look the Lightning triggered a landslide

straight for us for it

oh boy what a revoltin development

disses this munching noises and

rock'n'roll

it's rolling rocks and I gotta stop the

music

we've been saved by your friend rocky oh

yeah your rocky friend the thing is so

strong so marvelous so fantastic so what

or what happened just the most exciting

part of our trip and you missed seeing

the thing as usual better luck next time

Benji our field trip was a splendid

educational experience wasn't it you

host I've never had a better jet

abednego a better time me too while I

ruined my hair my manicure and my shoes

who else would go hiking in high heels

you peasants can rough it whenever you

like but I'll be glad to get home for

some rest

it was kind of rough last night with

that bear hanging around did you get any

sleep

oh just barely little witticism there

yeah now at last some sleep I can hardly

wait

oh well I guess I'll just have to grin

and bear it