Original subtitles

what can we do for you today thing um oh

hey what's gotten into the thing that's

the door to the vault

this is the only way out thing you're

trapped I can't believe it

really Finny I don't understand what you

see in a conceited stuck-up character

like Ronald oh he's got his good point

you're a pizza ladies

charge it to ronald radford Sekou I just

got the point hey get a load of this

thing turns bandit what that's

ridiculous I don't believe it really I

always knew the thing was a phony takes

when did no one it's all there in black

and white 30 I witness but there must be

some mistake just how many hunks of

orange rock you think there are walking

around this town I'll bet Angie will be

as surprised as we are to hear this boy

will he I hope I remember this stuff for

my test tomorrow

I gotta save those kids

Pingree do your thing

and Bank it's on what's this famous

hunka rock not Roland

welcome to the big orange truck stop Wow

saying you're a lifesaver

naturally relax fellas take them care of

everything

you're under arrest to me you've gotta

be kiddin but for a rubbing the

Centreville bang you guys are gonna look

pretty silly arresting me

I know bank robber yes what they all say

come on we're taking a ride downtown

across

and so the thing maintains a stony

silence as he's led in handcuffs through

the Sandoval police station see I told

you caught red-handed or is it our

initial well seeing is believing

I'm through mooning over that big stone

crook hey where do you think you're

going to the police station at least I

still think the things innocent the

thing is being held without bail at the

center of L jail my plan worked

well the real thing sits behind bars

my robot thing is free to steal and

people the loot in my bag

nothing can stop the electronic genius

of Banton blackhawk

now you said Mr Blackwood

you get the picture Kelly I was framed

what are you gonna do least I gotta find

out who's in place make me then I'll

clobber hey watch it those bars are City

property

sorry officer I'm feeling a little bent

out of shape visiting hours are over and

the captain wants to see you all right

talk why'd you do it you think I got

rocks in my head I know thank Russell

why waste time thing everybody in the

bank recognized you beg him back to his

cell I know my rights

and I wanna make one phone call ah the

phones are around the corner

say pal can you give me a dime a dime Oh

try Mikey Benjy a ring

hey kid what you doing here looking for

the thing I want to get his autograph

this jail is no place for our negraph

house read it oh I found this time by

the phones is it yours huh oh my gosh

and our next target will be rich freeze

time install I'm on my way

gee Kelly

I hope the size of the thing couldn't

have disappeared without a trace

a brand-new $20 bill it may be part of

the money stolen from the bank I think I

see another one let's go

richly diamond store this must be the

place now to find the loot Master will

be pleased

we got you this time thing hold it right

there

after oh look there's another $20 bill

stuck in a manhole so that's how the

fake thing escaped through the

underground drain pipes help me lift the

cover quick into that doorway

a dead ringer for the thing you weren't

standing next to me Benji I know what

you mean get the police Kelly and fast

right

nobody's gonna drag my good name to a

sewer clobbering time

hey Holden mission completed

excellent

did you get the jewels yes well let's

see let's see I'm gonna make one thing

that fool will never penetrate my

defenses to see him get through that

where's that robbing robot who's been

emplace sneaking around with me

blow me down at him destroy the thing

oh you want to play huh wait hello blue

ice gets done with you they'll see about

that this must be the way

so there are two things you're safe it's

the thing get back he's dangerous

all right shoots transistorized Taiki

get ready for the scrappy over my body

the end of him and you're under arrest

thing you are great that's really you

can't send a battery-powered little toy

like that against a real team

well Ronald I guess you'll just have to

eat your words about the thing being a

phony I'd rather eat something more

filling like pizza so waiter waiter now

where is that waiter what I call service

very funny

this is cheese and tomato I ordered

pepperoni and mushroom hey get back

anything you say the food must be good

here I've never seen Ronald get so

carried away